A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Ruan Sili frowned, Peng Jiuyu frowned slightly, and even Huang Ronglu, who was always calm, frowned.

Peng Jiu Ling bit his lower lip lightly, and said hesitantly, "Two."

"Heh," Ruan Sili chuckled, "Touch."

The atmosphere in the room was very tense, and the three of them looked at each other, with various emotions condensed in their eyes, and sparks would burst out when they collided.

"Left protector, right protector, Master Shengzi---!!!" At this moment, a voice suddenly came from outside the door, and then a gray figure pushed the door in from the outside. Rolled to Ruan Siri's feet from the outside.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." the man cried miserably, covering his swollen half of his face.

It really turned into a pig's head in a second, and I couldn't bear to look directly at it, Ruan Sili covered his eyes.

Huang Ronglu: "Who are you?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo((eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) I'm seeing her now."

"Isn't it pretty?" Ruan Siri asked.

Two suspicious blushes rose on Wang Zhangjiang's face, "It's very beautiful... No, no, sir, are you not in a hurry?"

"What's none of my business? Could it be that the leader made a bad relationship in Huajie when he was young? Tsk tsk tsk." Ruan Sili waved his hands, never taking his eyes off the mahjong in his hand, and it's not a real marriage, there are a hundred girls looking for Lou Jin to go with him It doesn't matter.

"No, our leader has always kept himself clean and never went to that kind of place... No, no, no, that's not the problem," Wang Zhangjiang said anxiously, "That girl is here to find you! She also said that she has a close relationship with you, and now the leader It seems that you are not very happy, so I sent you to find you quickly..."

Huang Ronglu and Peng Jiuyu cast their probing gazes over.

Peng Jiuling said coldly: "Holy Son, now you have promised to marry the leader, please settle the previous grievances yourself."

Huang Ronglu also said expressionlessly: "Our leader has never touched a woman."

Wang Zhangjiang added: "Never touched a man."

I’m sorry, it’s none of my business if your leader hasn’t touched a man or woman, I’m still a virgin, a 22-year-old magician, haha.

Ruan Siri was about to cry, but he looked at the cards in his hand that were about to be mutilated, thought for a while, and then asked, "Can I finish this round of mahjong?"

"When is this!" Wang Zhangjiang was so anxious that he was about to cry, and he didn't care about his pig-headed face, "Master Shengzi, please go over quickly, it will be terrible if the leader gets angry."

"Okay." Ruan Sili shrugged and stood up. He was thinking about which girl came to him, and then he came to the lobby.

Lou Duan was sitting on the main seat drinking tea, looking at the girl in the middle of the hall with deep eyes. ...blankets? !

"Ran'er!?" Ruan Sili's eyes widened.

Ran'er turned her head and said coquettishly, "Master."

……

Peng Jiu Ling said coldly: "It's really good that the old friend came to the door."

"Dirty." Huang Ronglu commented.

"No, no, no," Ruan Sili quickly waved his hands, "She is not my girlfriend or anything, please don't get me wrong, she is my maid, Ran'er, she took care of me all the way from Yinsha Desert to Chuxiu Mountain .”

Ran'er pouts, which means you are sensible.

"Oh, is that so?" Lou Dun raised her eyebrows and said to Ran'er, "Since the person has already been sent to the Devil's Cult, you don't have to stay anymore. Go back where you came from."

Ran'er stubbornly said: "Why? Since I follow the young master, I belong to the young master. Why do you old man drive me away? If you want me to go, the young master has the final say."

Damn it, Ruan Sili growled in his heart: Ran'er, you obviously did it to confront Lou Duan, why haven't I seen you so close to me?

"Old man?" Lou Duan frowned slightly, "Do you have eye problems?"

Ran'er said: "You are white-haired, so naturally you are an old man."

Lou Duan was not angry, but just looked at Ran'er steadfastly, Ran'er was not afraid, and met his gaze directly, Ruan Siri looked at the two of them in fear, feeling that the two of them would collide with each other in the next second , Compose a book "The Evil Lord and Handmaiden".

After a while, Lou Duan showed a strange smile: "Since you want to follow your... Young Master, then you should follow," he turned his head and called, "Li'er—"

Ruan Sili stood there stupidly for a long time, and he didn't react until Peng Jiulu bumped him with his elbow.

Fuck, Li'er is calling him so sweetly, so sweetly, he is an old man, even though he has such a motherly name, how can the leader just kill him as a man? As for dignity, he must fight the leader to the end.

So Ruan Sili raised a smile and called out: "Dan Lang——"

He clearly heard vomiting behind him.

Ran'er glared at Ruan Sili fiercely, but in the eyes of others, she was as tender as water, and she said loudly on purpose: "My lord, you are in a hurry, let's just leave Ran'er behind, even the magic carpet is left behind, look Look at your memory! Ran'er doesn't know where you've been, it's easy to find Ran'er all the way, if the Devil's Cult didn't release the portrait of their Holy Son, I wouldn't know that you went to the Devil's Cult to become the Holy Son!"

When Ran'er said this, her eyes were red with grievance.

Even Kate Winslet can't compare to this acting skill.

Ruan Siri wants to pretend, so you can pretend, isn't it because Yuyou wants you to supervise me to come to the Devil's Cult.

Ruan Sili didn't know what Yu Youyin wanted to do by sending him to the Devil's Cult, nor did he know what the relationship between the Devil's Cult and Tianshui Shrine was, but he had a vague feeling in his heart that Yu Youyin and Ran'er were definitely fighting each other. Not a good idea.

"Oh." Ruan Sili responded to Ran'er's confession in this way.

Ran'er glared at him, and said again: "Young Master, let's check if the magic carpet is damaged."

She said, and opened the 20 yuan blanket.

After a while...

"Is this the magic carpet of the real holy girl?" Peng Jiuxi widened his eyes, "Can you really fly on this?"

Huang Ronglu was expressionless: "You don't even believe a three-year-old child, how could you believe it in Jiu Ling?"

Ruan Sili thought of the attendants in the Jingu Palace who felt that even looking at this Taobao blanket would turn their eyes off. The cultural difference is really huge.

Lou Duan seemed to be a little interested in this too, but he only glanced at it, then frowned at Ruan Sili and asked, "Can you fly?"

Ruan Sili shook her head quickly: "That's what they said, I didn't say it, I'm not the saint of the shrine, how would I know."

Ran'er became anxious: "Young master, how could you say that? If you weren't, how could you have landed in the Silver Sand Desert on the magic carpet."

I can't tell you that Lao Tzu was there when he crossed over!

"You still don't understand, Ran'er, I'm not the Holy Maiden of the Shrine. Your Holy Maiden introduced it very clearly. She is a beautiful woman, but I am really a man. If I score ten points, I am the Holy Maiden. There is only one chance of being a saint, but there is a nine-point chance of me being the Son of the Demon Cult..."

Ran'er's eyes were red: "Then how do you explain the magic carpet and the red mark on your forehead!"

Ruan Siri sighed: "This is not a magic carpet, it's just an ordinary blanket, I can give it to you if you like it, not to mention the red seal, you know it yourself, the forehead of the saint of your shrine What kind of totem, I am just..."

Before he finished speaking, Ran'er shoved the blanket into Ruan Sili's hand, and ran out of the lobby angrily.

"Follow her." Peng Jiuling ordered, and immediately two black-clothed iron-masked men rushed out from the sky, Ruan Sili was dumbfounded.

Lou Duan shook her head: "This kind of clumsy acting..."

Just now Ruan Sili was wondering if Ran'er was hurt in his heart, but suddenly he heard Lou Duan's words and widened his eyes: "Acting skills...?"

Lou Dun smiled lightly and walked up to pat Ruan Sili's head: "It seems that you are the only one who didn't see it."

Ruan Siri: "..."

After a while, two iron-masked men in black came up to report: "Let's tell the leader, protect the law on the left and right, Lord Shengzi, we followed all the way, but the handmaid named Ran'er is really good at lightness kung fu, we... lost it. "

Lou Duan raised her eyebrows and waved her hand: "I know this is the result, you all go down."

"Master..." Huang Ronglu stepped forward and said, "I'll go after him."

"No need," Lou Dun shook his head: "I'm afraid I've gone too far now, Huang Ronglu, what do you think Yu Youyin, the lord of Tianshui Temple, ranks in the Heroes of Jianghu?"

Huang Ronglu didn't know why Lou Duan asked this suddenly, and shook his head: "I don't know."

"I know, I know," Ruan Sili said excitedly, "89!"

Lou Duan glanced at Ruan Sili approvingly: "That's true, but Yu Youyin's martial arts is very poor, and the reason why he can rank 89 is because his lightness kung fu has reached the peak. he."

"You mean..." Ruan Sili's eyes widened, "Ran'er is Xiaoyu?!"

It was a little strange for Lou Dun to hear Ruan Sili address Yu Youyin like this: "Yes, you are a maid who is played by Yu Youyin, but...'Xiaoyu'? Why do you call him that?"

Ruan Sili was surprised by Lou Duan's strange eyes, "No... no, this is just a nickname, just like I call the left protector Xiaohuang, and the right protector Peng Yuyan (...)."

"You are very close to Yu Youyin?" Lou Duan frowned.

Ruan Sili was about to deny it.

Then I heard Lou Duan say indifferently: "Even if you are close, you must become not close, because from now on you will be the wife of this throne."

Ruan Sili: "...Master, I really don't have any close relationship with Xiaoyu."

Lou Satin glanced at him.

"Oh oh oh, I'll say it again—Master, I really love Yu! Yu! Yin! It's okay!" Ruan Sili hugged Lou Duan's thigh with tears in his eyes, "Don't let me go out of the Demon Cult."

"Are you so afraid of death?" Lou Duan glanced at him with a little smile in his eyes.

Ruan Sili nodded like a puppy.

Lou Duan himself didn't know why, but there seemed to be a little bit of softness in his heart. He was a little puzzled, but he reached out and touched Ruan Sili's head: "Don't worry, I will protect you."

Huang Ronglu & Peng Jiuyu: "Master, please don't make out like no one else, please?"

The author has something to say: Ruan Sili: Master, you have to believe me, I really have nothing to do with Yu Youyin

Lou satin: heh

Yu Youyin: Well, I used to be called Xiaoyu before, but when I got married, I called him Jiayu!Woo!because!