A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

After hugging Lou Jin's thigh, Ruan Sili asked again: "Little...why did Yuyou pretend to be Ran'er? If he wants to follow me to the Devil's Cult, wouldn't it be fine for him to come by himself? And why would he want to?" Come to Demon Cult?"

Lou Duan frowned: "Don't you know why he sent you to the Devil's Cult?"

Ruan Siri shook his head.

Lou Duan said: "Many years ago, I owed him a favor. A few days ago, he suddenly wrote to the Devil's Cult, wanting to send their saint over to seek our protection—their saint is you, but I It never occurred to me that you were a man."

"And your name is also very similar to a woman's name." Peng Jiuling added.

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili was very touched and said: "So he was protecting me? I'm so touched."

Lou Duan said coldly: "Don't be moved."

You can also control this!

"The reason why Tianshui Temple sent their saintess to the Demon Cult to seek refuge is because they don't want you to be involved in disputes." Lou Duan said flatly, "There is chaos in Tianshui Temple, and the envoy wants to replace the Palace Master."

God's envoy, isn't that the same Ayijia who knocked Lori Zhengtai away with one palm...

As far as Ayijia's martial arts and Yuyouyin's three-legged cat's kung fu are concerned, Ruan Sili couldn't help sweating when he thought of Ayijia's blow of Yuyouyin's flying. He was very puzzled. How did Jiao become the palace lord? No wonder Ayijia wanted to rebel.

"But I never expected that their holy daughter turned out to be our holy son," Peng Jiuling touched his chin, "It's really wrong."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Ruan Sili: "Holy Son, when do you want to get married?"

Ruan Siri: "..."

Lou Duan smiled coldly: "Oh, he can't help but decide."

Ruan Sili wanted to cry but had no tears: "Master, we're just getting married anyway, so let me pick a date."

"Who said we got married in a fake way?" Lou Dun raised her eyebrows, "I never fake it."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili looked at Lou Jin in horror, and couldn't even speak fluently, "Teach, teach, teach..."

"Master." Lou Dun kindly helped him continue.

Ruan Sili asked a little embarrassedly: "We are really married, what does that mean?"

Lou Duan said expressionlessly: "That's what it means." After thinking for a while, Lou Duan said again, "It's husband and wife."

He turned his head and asked Huang Ronglu: "How are husband and wife like?"

Huang Ronglu replied seriously: "It's just like the old leader and his wife."

Lou Duan also nodded seriously, and said to Ruan Sili, "That's it."

"What is this like!" Ruan Sili really wanted to hug his head and cry. This feeling is worse than his ipad, his iphone failed to jailbreak and turned into a brick, and he still wanted to cry when he couldn't log into the Jinjiang backstage. He roared loudly: "You guys What's going on!"

Lou Duan frowned, thought for a while, and said expressionlessly: "It's just like my father and my mother."

Ruan Sili: "...Master, is there any difference between what you said and what you didn't say?"

"My father," Lou Duan said, "every morning he would practice swords, and my mother would watch him by the side."

Peng Jiulu said to Ruan Sili: "The leader also practices sword every morning, you can visit him."

Huang Ronglu said expressionlessly: "The old teacher's wife sometimes plays the piano."

Ruan Sili: "...I can't play the piano, but I can blow/xiao."

Heh, after all, we were also from the musical instrument tutoring class of the Cultural Palace when we were young.

But for a moment, everyone's expressions suddenly became very subtle, and the white lotus Peng Jiuyu even blushed quietly.

Ruan Sili, who suddenly came to his senses, blushed, "Your thoughts are really dirty!"

Lou Duan nodded, "It's not that you have no skills. I practice swords, and you blow/xiao, very good."

Ruan Sili: "Why do I feel that there is something wrong with this strange sentence...?"

Huang Ronglu & Peng Jiuyu: "Your thoughts are really dirty!"

You are the ones who are dirty!

Lou Duan nodded: "My mother will cook soup for my father."

Ruan Sili: "Don't count on me, I don't know how to make soup, I only know how to drink soup. My favorite is mushroom meatloaf soup."

Peng Jiu Ling looked at Ruan Sili with disdain.

Ruan Sili frankly accepted Peng Jiu Ling's contempt.

Lou Dun frowned: "But I don't like soup."

"Then I'll have some soup." Ruan Sili nodded shamelessly, "What else will your mother do for your father?"

Lou Duan said, "Have a baby."

Ruan Sili: "...I'm sorry, I really don't know how to do this."

"It's okay." This time, Lou Ban's voice softened a little. He reached out his hand hesitantly and touched Ruan Sili's head, "I don't like children either. If you like them, we can go down the mountain to pick them up."

pick up...

"It's like picking up the left protector and the right protector." Lou Duan continued.

Ruan Sili looked back at the left and right protectors whose expressions had become very delicate.

"I don't think I can stay any longer. Master, you are hurting us." Peng Jiuling clutched his chest.

Huang Ronglu nodded, and took Peng Jiuyu's hand, "Then let's play Mahjong for two."

The two walked out of the lobby talking to themselves like this.

So there were only Lou Duan and Ruan Sili left in the lobby.

"All in all, we are really married, buy and sell by force, you leave your hometown for 45 to [-]..." Ruan Sili sadly looked up at the sky at a [-]-degree angle.

Lou Duan thought for a while, then patted Ruan Sili's head.

"I'll be nice to you," he said.

Ruan Siri looked at him with tears in his eyes.

So he added: "Like my father did to my mother. Protect you."

Ruan Sili blinked: "Although you don't have anyone you like now, what if you meet someone you like in the future?"

Lou Duan said indifferently: "As I said, I don't like men, and I don't like women either."

Ruan Sili shrugged: "But it doesn't mean I don't like it in the future."

Lou Dun frowned, thought for a long time, but didn't say anything, just when Ruan Sili thought he had nothing to say, Lou Dun suddenly said: "If one day you like someone else, then you will marry yourself, then we will marry each other." Irrelevant."

Ruan Siri widened his eyes.

"However," Lou Duan slightly raised the corners of her mouth and smiled slightly, "this day will never happen."

Lou Dun said that such a day would not come, and she didn't know why she was so sure.

He looked at Ruan Sili's slightly startled face and couldn't help but smile again. At the first glance, he thought, this person is really interesting...

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