A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"Uh, are you okay?" Ruan Sili tried to comfort Peng Jiuyu.

Peng Jiuling raised his head, revealing a pair of panda eyes, and said in great pain, "Do you think I'm alright?"

Ruan Sili sized him up, "Uh, I think you're pretty good, at least your sister is missing arms and legs."

"I'm not complete anymore." Peng Jiuxi covered his face and wept.

Ruan Siri: "..."

Lou Duan: "..."

Huang Ronglu: "..."

"Hey, Xiao Huang, you're here." Ruan Sili looked at Huang Ronglu who came in later, and greeted warmly.

Huang Ronglu's expression was still expressionless, he said a cool "Yes", and then sat on the chair next to Peng Jiuyu.

Peng Jiuling glanced at him resentfully, and silently moved away from his seat.

Seeing this, Huang Ronglu moved his position closer without saying a word.

Peng Jiu Ling took another step back, and Huang Ronglu approached one more.

"Enough is enough!" Ruan Sili finally yelled unbearably, "What are you doing, don't be hypocritical, you have done everything you should do, and you have done what you shouldn't. Now the raw rice is cooked, you Just face it."

Huang Ronglu nodded, keeping his eyes on Peng Jiuyu, he said, "Well, let's face the reality, Jiuyu."

Peng Jiu Ling covered his face and wept again, weeping loudly, and rushed out of the lobby.

Ruan Sili moved the chair to Huang Ronglu's side, poked Huang Ronglu with his right elbow, and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Huang, you and the right protector, I won't ask who gets on and who gets off, what happened to you?"

Huang Ronglu frowned: "Jiu Ling won't let me tell you."

"Oh, that's it." Ruan Sili had guessed this result a long time ago, so he was not annoyed, but continued to ask with a smile on his face, "Did the right protector tell you not to tell the leader?"

Huang Ronglu frowned: "No."

"That's fine, you can tell the leader." Ruan Sili stood up and pulled Lou Duan in front of Huang Ronglu, "Okay, you can talk now."

Huang Ronglu glanced at Lou Duan, then at Ruan Sili, and said: "Jiu Ling threw himself into his arms."

Ruan Sili suddenly realized: "Oh, throw yourself into your arms."

Huang Ronglu said again: "I didn't hold back."

Ruan Sili yelled again: "Oh, I can't hold it."

Lou Dun didn't take it seriously: "It's normal to be unable to hold back when one's heart is in one's arms."

Ruan Sili gave Lou Duan a blank look, "It sounds like you are very experienced. If you have never been in the water, don't come to teach others how to swim."

Lou Duan said: "I'm just speaking according to what I think in my heart. If my sweetheart is you, I won't be able to hold back."

Then Ruan Siri didn't know why, but shamefully blushed.

"Ahem, let's continue the topic just now." He cleared his throat, "So something happened between you two that cannot be described below the neck."

Huang Ronglu didn't understand what "things that cannot be described below the neck" was, but he understood below the neck.

He nodded.

"I thought it was the right guardian." Ruan Sili turned to Lou Duan and said.

Lou satin expressionless: "Jiu Ling is not good at martial arts, why is it on top?"

Ruan Sili: "Do you have to be martial arts at the top?"

Lou Duan said seriously: "Not necessarily, but most of the time, it is indeed like this."

Ruan Sili looked at Lou Duan with a strange expression, hesitated for a moment before asking: "Are you really the leader? Why do you feel that your knowledge in this area suddenly increased? It's not scientific at all."

Lou Duan said indifferently: "You and I are about to get married, and the four elders have read many books on this topic for me."

Ruan Sili: "...you win this round."

Those four elders really didn't look good at first glance!

"Master," Huang Ronglu said suddenly, "what should I do now?"

Lou Duan frowned: "That's it."

Huang Ronglu: "The leader is wise."

"Wait," Ruan Sili questioned, "Why didn't I hear that you guys discussed what to do? You have already made a decision?"

Huang Ronglu said: "I have the same mind with the leader, and I know his meaning without words."

……

Ruan Sili: "Why do I think you should be with Lou Duan instead of Peng Jiuyu?"

"Nonsense." Huang Ronglu and Lou Dun solemnly stopped Ruan Sili's boundless lust with one voice.

"Just pretend I didn't say it." Ruan Siri shrugged and showed an innocent expression.

While speaking, the four elders came, and there were many strangers behind them, and the battle was so great that Ruan Sili's eyes were straightened, because he had been in the Devil's Cult for so many days, and to be honest, he had only seen the leader, The left and right protectors and the four elders, if he hadn't asked clearly before, he really thought that there were only a few people in the entire Demon Cult.

Now this time, wow, dozens of people rushed in. When they saw a few people in the lobby, they all clasped their fists and saluted: "I have seen the leader, the holy son, the left and right guardians... Hey, where is the right guardian?" went."

Then one of them, a burly man with a full beard, rushed outside and shouted loudly: "Dharma protector——Where are you? sunrise!"

Lou Dun whispered to Ruan Sili, "He is the father of Protector You."

The corner of Ruan Sili's mouth twitched: "Is that father on the right who likes fishing?"

Lou Duan nodded solemnly: "He is the head of the Baicao Hall, in charge of the medical affairs of the Demon Cult."

"I thought that Protector You's father...uh, passed away a long time ago, but Protector You's father looks so... er, tall and burly. How did you give birth to a man who looks like a shy water lotus like Protector Right?"

Huang Ronglu suddenly leaned over and said seriously: "I want to know this question too."

Ruan Sili: "...Guardian Zuo, why don't you be so scary!"

Huang Ronglu looked expressionlessly at Hall Master Peng leading Peng Jiuyu in, Ruan Sili bumped into him: "Don't look, it's not walking on the red carpet of the church."

Huang Ronglu turned around and asked, "What do you mean by walking the red carpet in the church?"

"Uh," Ruan Siri was stopped by this question, thought for a while, and explained, "It's a custom of the Gentiles. The place where Gentiles get married is called a church. A red carpet is laid on the church floor, and the father leads his daughter through the walk. The red carpet hands the daughter to the groom at the end of the red carpet."

Huang Ronglu thought for a long time before saying: "This custom is quite good."

Then Ruan Sili saw him take a step forward, and took Peng Jiulu's hand from Hall Master Peng's hand.

Peng Jiu Ling's face turned red.

Ruan Sili feels that these two people have their own background at this moment, and the background is a large swirling pink flower.

"Why do I feel like I have goosebumps all over my body?" Ruan Sili touched his arm.

Lou Duan looked at the sky and said, "Maybe it's getting cold."

The corner of Ruan Siri's mouth twitched: "So it's time for the Wang family to go bankrupt?"

Lou Duan didn't know, so: "Wang's? The one in Wang's cloth shop?"

Ruan Sili: "...Fuck, so the Wang family really exists. I'm just talking casually. Master, don't take it to heart, don't let them go bankrupt casually."

Lou Duan nodded: "Well, our wedding clothes are custom-made there."

Ruan Sili: "...Master, you'd better let them go bankrupt."

Huang Ronglu pulled Hall Master Peng to the upper seat, Hall Master Peng was very puzzled: "Guardian Zuo, what are you doing?"

Huang Ronglu said expressionlessly: "Master, in front of the leader and everyone today, Rong Lu has something to ask."

After speaking, Huang Ronglu knelt down.

In terms of status, Huang Ronglu is several levels higher than Hall Master Peng. When he knelt down like this, Hall Master Peng was almost scared to death. He quickly pulled Huang Ronglu up: "Guardian Zuo, if you have anything to say, please talk about it, don't worry about it." Move your hands and feet..."

……

Peng Jiuling reminded: "Father, you used the wrong idiom."

"Oh, protector Zuo, you have something to say, don't do this, don't do this."

"You promise me first, now the leader is here." Huang Ronglu said concisely.

"I promise you, I promise you, hey, protector Zuo, you've broken the old man!" Elder Peng was stunned. He had never seen such a big battle. Didn't he agree that the leader urgently recruited the hall masters to discuss matters? Why is it so sudden? Guardian Zuo did this again.

Huang Ronglu said: "The leader testified, you agreed."

Neither Lou Dun nor Ruan Sili understood what was going on, but Lou Duan was Lou Duan after all, so he nodded, indicating that he had testified.

Then, Huang Ronglu pulled Hall Master Peng and said, "Master, let me and Jiu Ling."

Hall Master Peng didn't come back to his senses for a while, and he was still saying: "Okay, okay, protector Zuo, get up quickly, why don't you get up... Wait, what the hell!?"

Huang Ronglu repeated it with a dull face.

Ruan Sili whispered from the side: "You just agree, they have already cooked rice."

Hall Master Peng heard clearly this time, he didn't say anything, just passed out in a daze and fell to the ground with a "gudong".

"Father!" Peng Jiu Ling's face turned pale with fright, and he quickly helped Master Peng to pinch him.

"Master... this has nothing to do with me, right?" Ruan Sili was so frightened that he ran to Lou Duan's side.

Lou Duan touched Ruan Sili's head and shook her head.

"Get out of the way!" A burly woman held a cup in her hand and sprayed all of her saliva on the face of Hall Master Peng with a "poof", and Hall Master Peng woke up slowly.

"Hui'er, Yu'er, oh my Bai'er..." Hall Master Peng kept chanting as soon as he woke up.

With tears in the corners of Peng Jiu's eyes, he knelt down and held Master Peng's hand, "Father, I'm here. I won't marry Huang Ronglu, so don't be angry."

"Not getting married?" Hall Master Peng's eyes straightened.

"Well, I won't marry him anymore." Peng Jiuling quietly wiped his tears and said bitterly.

"Why don't you marry him!?" Hall Master Peng sat up from the ground, "Hui'er, don't be too hard on yourself!"

"Huh?" Peng Jiuling was stunned.

Hall Master Peng continued, "This marriage must be done, Zuo Hufa is a talent, if you don't marry him, your father and I will be angry!"

Before Peng Jiuyu could digest it, Hall Master Peng continued to ask: "The one just now is the Holy Son. The Holy Son said that the raw rice of both of you is ripe. Let me ask you, are you up?"

Peng Jiu Ling blushed and lowered his head, the answer was self-evident.

Hall Master Peng rolled his eyes and passed out again.

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