A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Everyone rushed to wake Master Peng up, pinched him and poured cold water on him. Then Master Peng woke up moaning "Ouch" and "Ouch". When he woke up, he saw Peng Jiu. Cod and yellow deer stood together, about to faint again.

Fortunately, Huang Ronglu had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed him.

"Now you are my father-in-law." Huang Ronglu said expressionlessly.

"You...you..." Hall Master Peng pointed at Huang Ronglu, and was so angry that he didn't say a word for a long time.

Ruan Sili stepped forward and said: "Master Peng, you have already said it yourself, the raw rice is already ripe, so you just admit it, there is nothing to be angry about."

Hall Master Peng didn't see clearly who was speaking, he just glanced back at Ruan Sili, and asked angrily, "Who are you!"

"Oh," Ruan Sili blinked, "I'm Ruan Sili, thinking of thinking, Li of dawn."

Hall Master Peng was dumbfounded when he heard it, and he was about to faint again after muttering "The Holy Son forgives his sins".

"Why is your father so dizzy? Is it hypotension?" Ruan Sili quietly asked Peng Jiuyu who was standing beside him with a pale face.

Peng Jiu Ling raised his head and glanced at Ruan Sili lightly, then lowered his head again.

Ruan Sili curled her lips: "Your father agrees that you and Zuo Hufa are married, why are you still awkward?"

Peng Jiulu said dismally: "How could my father agree to me being under others?"

When Ruan Sili heard this, he started his long-winded ideological education: "But you and Huang Ronglu, do you look like you are on top? Huang Ronglu treats you very well and will not bully you. What does it matter if you are below?" ?”

Peng Jiuyu lowered his head and stopped talking.

Hall Master Peng was still panting there, and for a while he said that he accidentally said something wrong and offended the Son, and for a while he was talking about how unworthy his son was.

Ruan Sili stood aside and pouted: "He has a lot of problems."

Lou Duan said: "As a father, I naturally think a lot."

Ruan Sili glanced at Hall Master Peng, who was holding Peng Jiu Ling in tears, and didn't say a word for a long time.

Lou Duan patted Ruan Sili's head, and accompanied him without saying anything.

In the end, after some discussions, they unanimously decided to arrange Huang Ronglu's and Peng Jiuyu's wedding ahead of Lou Dun's and Ruan Sili's.

"It's like this," Huang Ronglu said seriously, "Since Situ Wuhou is going to attack in three days, then it must be because of the wedding ceremony between the leader and the holy son in three days, why not arrange my marriage with Jiu Ling on that day .”

Peng Jiuyu thought he had accepted the fact that he was going to marry Huang Ronglu, so he nodded, "What Guardian Zuo said is absolutely true."

"Why do you still call him Guardian Zuo?" Ruan Sili's focus was always wrong. "You two are about to get married, so it's time to change your name."

Lou Dun said with concern from the side: "Then why do you still call me the leader?"

Ruan Sili blushed: "I hate it, people can call you Duanlang in private."

……

Peng Jiu turned to look at Huang Ronglu with a sullen face: "Lu Lang."

Huang Ronglu: "..."

Hall Master Peng began to cry again.

"Okay, okay," Ruan Sili waved to everyone and sat down around the table, "Everyone be quiet, be quiet, we are here for a meeting, and Empress Situ Wu will be here in three days! Everyone Think about countermeasures, what should we do then?"

Huang Ronglu said disdainfully: "Situ is not worth mentioning. In terms of unique moves, Daohuaxue is inferior to me."

Peng Jiulu ruthlessly pierced him: "It's a pity that you are stupid, but Situ Wuhou's strength is his brain. If he plays tricks, how can you be his opponent?"

So before Huang Ronglu spoke, the four elders who hadn't seen for a long time came out again to earn performance fees.

The short, dwarf-like Nan Feng took a lot of effort to squeeze out from the crowd, stood on tiptoes in front of Lou Xing and asked, "Has the leader fought against Situ?"

Lou Duan nodded.

Nanfeng asked again: "How is Situ's martial arts today?"

Lou Duan frowned and said, "It's not much different from the past, but it can be seen from the moves that since Situ was sentenced to the Devil's Cult, martial arts has indeed been neglected, and Dao Huaxue has not even seen blood."

"Hey, how did this happen? But isn't this a good thing?" Nanfeng said, "Situ's martial arts have regressed, and we have a better chance of winning."

Lou Duan shook his head: "No, although the martial arts that Situ Wuxu inherited from the Devil's Sect are somewhat useless, I found out that he has learned another school of martial arts - this school of martial arts was not taught by my Devil's Sect."

As soon as Lou Dun's words came out, the audience was in an uproar.

"Sure enough, he is a traitor to the Devil's Cult!" Hall Master Peng angrily crushed a small blue and white porcelain cup, "Empress Situ has been in the Devil's Cult since he was a child, why did an outsider teach him other martial arts? It's not because he apostate!"

For a while, there was a lot of noise in the hall, so the huge Elder Xifeng came out and waved his hand to signal for everyone to be quiet.

"The leader read all the martial arts moves in the world with the old leader when he was young," Xifeng asked, "may I ask the leader if he knows Situ Lian's school of martial arts?"

"Wow." Ruan Sili's eyes lit up when he heard it, Lou Duan is so powerful, he even has this skill, so give him a thumbs up.

"Naturally." Feeling Ruan Sili's extremely admiring eyes, Lou Duan smiled slightly, and gently squeezed Ruan Sili's hand under the table.

Ruan Siri's face flushed shamefully again.

"But although I see this move, I have doubts in my heart," Lou Dun frowned, "Empress Situ only used one palm on me, but I still understand it. This move is Yan Yan. Hualou's Ecstasy and Gorgeous Palm."

Hahahaha, ecstasy and gorgeous palm!Who on earth chose this name? It's so tasteless, Ruan Sili laughed out loud in his heart, but everyone's expressions were really serious, so he didn't laugh out loud.

This bloody name is really comparable to the drug "Yinling Crazy Xiaoxiao San" in a novel he read before.

"Yanhualou..." Peng Jiulu pondered, "Yanhualou only accepts orphans from all over the world as disciples, and martial arts have always been passed on to women but not to men...Of course they have no male disciples to pass on. Although Yanhualou They belong to the same Demon Cult as our Demon Cult, but one is in Yandu and the other is in Liudu..."

"That's not the point," Huang Ronglu interrupted Peng Jiuyu, "The point is, why does Empress Situ only pass on martial arts to women in Yanhualou?"

"Could it be that he only learned one move?" Ruan Sili asked, "If he learns one move secretly, it will have the same effect, and I don't think he is very lethal with that move, but this martial art can only be learned by women. , can eunuchs also learn?"

As soon as he finished speaking, several people looked at him together.

Lou Duan frowned: "How many times have you met Empress Situ Wu before?"

As soon as Lou Duan finished speaking, the people in the lobby cast strange glances at him.

Ruan Sili felt a "thump" in his heart, and thought, he won't be regarded as a spy after it's over.

Under everyone's probing and strange eyes, Ruan Sili succumbed, and he explained everything in detail, including how Situ Wuhou molested him. Bottom-like face.

As soon as he finished speaking, Hall Master Peng slapped the table and broke a small blue and white porcelain cup.

"Master!" he yelled, "Situ is trying to pry your corner!"

Lou Duan snorted coldly: "Only by him?"

Ruan Siri had no choice but to hug the leader's thigh, and he applauded without hesitation, "The leader is wise! The leader is mighty!"

"Let's discuss how Empress Situ Wu learned the martial arts that only women can do." Ruan Sili blinked his eyes, trying to restore the atmosphere. His idea was that even if the atmosphere could not be restored, he should not let everyone's focus fall on himself. .

"From what I've seen," Peng Jiuyu was indeed the most reliable. One look at his white lotus-like face showed that he had contracted all the IQ of the Devil's Cult. of?"

Huang Ronglu, a young man, is simply straightforward. To put it bluntly, he is two. He said two things: "No, he is a man. I saw him take a bath when I was young."

This time, everyone looked at Huang Ronglu with strange expressions.

Ruan Sili spoke out his heart on behalf of everyone: "Hey, protector Zuo, you actually peeked at Empress Situ Wu taking a bath."

Facial paralysis is facial paralysis, Huang Ronglu said without changing his expression: "I didn't do it on purpose, he took a bath in the hot spring in the back mountain, I went too, I ran into him."

But everyone still looked at Huang Ronglu strangely.

That's right, the leader of the Devil's Cult has made a fuss, and the left and right protectors have broken their sleeves. Now the young men of the Devil's Cult are all in danger, afraid that they will be bent if they are not careful. The woman sighs.

"Then how did Empress Situ learn the Ecstasy Palm?" Ruan Sili said in a serious manner as the host of the news network, "Let's watch today's "Into the Demon Cult" together."

"Don't make trouble," Lou Dun patted Ruan Sili on the head, turned to Ruan Sili and said, "Do you know why Yanhualou's martial arts are only passed on to women?"

Ruan Sili shook his head.

"Because women have small skeletons and soft bodies, they are more suitable for this set of martial arts." Lou Duan explained.

"Oh, so." Ruan Sili nodded, and then recalled Situ Wuhou's figure.

"Master, Situ Wuhou's figure doesn't look like a woman, I think his figure is not much different from yours," Ruan Sili asked seriously, "Then what will happen to this man after he learns martial arts?"

Lou Duan frowned and said, "It's not fatal, but the bones are prone to necrosis."

Ruan Sili recalled Situ Wuhou's figure again, his bones looked... quite healthy, there was no evidence of rheumatism, arthritis, bone deformation, necrosis or anything like that.

"Could it be that Empress Situ knows how to shrink bones?" Ruan Sili muttered in a low voice, "Otherwise how on earth would he learn this girl's martial arts?"

Unexpectedly, his casual words, like a small stone, stirred up thousands of waves in the entire lobby.

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