A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"Are you not feeling well? Did you eat something bad?" The male god said with great concern, "Yes, you are such a noble person, you must not be able to stand the rough food in our shrine."

Ruan Sili finally stopped vomiting, and said with a serious face: "Xiaoyu, can you be normal."

Yes, it was Yu Youyin who came here.

Yu Youyin said with surprise on his face: "Xiao Li, you know it's me! Sure enough, we have a good understanding!"

Ruan Sili yelled: "...you are sick!"

"Forget it," Yuyou stopped his brain-dead behavior, and sat down in the room casually with a flick of his sleeves, restoring his original paralyzed face, "They said that women like this, tsk, that's all."

Hey, is it really okay for you to change your face so quickly? Your painting style is so novel that readers can't accept it!

"It's been said that I'm not a woman anymore!" Ruan Sili was quite depressed.

"Nonsense," Yuyou said with a serious face, "A true holy woman can only be a woman."

Ruan Sili was furious, he slapped the table and roared, "Didn't you see that I have an Adam's apple!"

Yuyou's face froze, and he squinted his eyes to look carefully at Ruan Siri's neck. After a long time, he said with a serious face: "...Maybe the real goddess has transcended the sex of mortals."

Do all the people in your shrine use self-hypnosis like this!

Ruan Sili: Mom, I'm scared, I really want to go home.

Yu Youyin went on to say: "Besides, if you are really a man, why didn't you tell me in the first place, but then evaded saying that you were a man after hearing that I want you and me to marry? You obviously don't want to be with me Getting married...you don't have to worry, although I don't have any special preference for female sex, but I promise you, if you marry me, I will learn to be a good husband." Yu Youyin's face was paralyzed and his eyes were very firm.

Ruan Sili felt that he could no longer communicate with Yu Youyin, so he decided to change the topic.

"Your injury is healed?" He focused on other areas, "Then Ayijia, what are you going to do with it?"

Yu Youyin frowned: "The situation is not optimistic, but after you marry me, I will be blessed by the true God, and everything will be fine."

Why did the topic come up to the point of marriage again!

Ruan Sili roared: "Hold it!!! How can you believe that I am not your saint, I am a pure man!?"

Yu Youyin said firmly: "No matter how you prove it, I won't believe it."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Seeing Ruan Sili's insistence on going his own way, Yuyou couldn't help but sighed, and tried to comfort him: "Forget it, you can prove it to me, anyway, you are a girl, no matter how you prove it, it will be useless."

Ruan Sili was arrogant now: "Why do you ask me to prove it?"

Yu Youyin said: "How can I believe your words if you don't prove it?"

Ruan Sili said: "If you ask me to prove it, it will prove how embarrassing you are."

Yu Youyin said: "Pull it down, you are a girl."

"Don't force me!!!" Ruan Sili roared, "I'm really a man!"

Ruan Sili yelled and took off his pants.

Yu Youyin: "..."

Yu Youyin closed her eyes and covered her eyes with one hand, as if she saw something she shouldn't see.

"You let me calm down."

Yuyou stood up and staggered as he spoke in a trance, trying to get out of the room, but after taking two steps, he bumped into the table.

Ruan Sili looked at Yu Youyin who sat down on the ground, and didn't know if he was in pain or if he was hit too hard and became mentally disturbed, so he asked cautiously: "Xiaoyu... are you okay?"

Yu Youyin turned his head and glanced at Ruan Sili, his expression was full of love, hate, love and hatred, as if there were thousands of words, and finally turned into Yu Youyin's light mouth: "Don't talk to me."

Then Yu Youyin's expression changed back to the cold look Ruan Sili saw when he was a child.

Ruan Sili was obviously a little bit shocked.

"Oh," he curled his lips, and after thinking about it, he explained, "I'm not lying to you, you mistook me from the beginning, I said I'm a man, and my appearance is not difficult to distinguish, but I Isn't it absurd to tell anyone that no one believes that I am a man, but you are so absurd..."

The more he spoke, the lower his voice, as if he was the one who did something wrong.

Yuyou sat on the ground with lowered eyebrows and eyes, and didn't say a word for a long time.

"Xiaoyu...?" Ruan Sili called again cautiously.

Yu Youyin finally made a movement, he stood up from the ground, and patted the hem of his clothes.

"I'm the one who identified the wrong person," he said blankly, "You are indeed not the Holy Maiden of the Shrine..."

In the end, he gritted his teeth and said, "How can you be a holy saint, a liar like you!"

"Hey, hey, hey," Ruan Sili called out, "I have to make it clear, what is a liar, you made a mistake, okay? You guys somehow called me a saint and brought me to the shrine for no reason!"

In the end, he was also excited, all the negative emotions in the past few days burst out, and he yelled at Yu Youyin: "Do you think I want to come! I just want to go to the Central Plains! That's my How is your family, I don’t care about your shrine at all, I don’t like the Western Regions! I’m not from your place at all! I’m from the Central Plains! I just want to go back!”

After he finished venting to Yu Youyin, he looked at Yu Youyin's face with some worry.

Unexpectedly, Yu Youyin's expression was very calm, he didn't say a word at all, and the eyes he looked at Ruan Sili were also very calm, the room was so quiet, so quiet that he could almost hear his heartbeat Clearly.

"You don't like it here?" Yu Youyin asked.

Ruan Sili was not sure what Yu Youyin wanted to do, so he nodded his head courageously.

"You want to go to Central Plains? Do you want to go to Jiangnan?" Yu Youyin said slowly.

Ruan Siri's heart beat faster, he had a very bad premonition.

"How... how?" He asked boldly.

"It's not that good," Yu Youyin said lightly, "Since you want to go so much, then I'll let you go."

Ruan Siri: "!!!???"

Yu Youyin said coldly: "Have you heard of Lou Duan?"

Ruan Siri shook his head.

Yu Youyin continued: "Lou Dun is the leader of the Demon Cult. He is extremely cruel, ruthless, bloodthirsty and aggressive. He is No. 3 in the Jianghu Heroes List, and what he hates most is - deceit and betrayal."

Ruan Sili swallowed: "Worse than you? More disgusting than you?"

Yuyou was choked, resisting the urge to kill Ruan Sili, and pretended to be calm, "Of course."

Ruan Sili: "Oh, that's really an incredible character, so what?"

Yu Youyin glanced at Ruan Sili: "Do you know that there is also a true goddess in the Demon Cult?"

"Snake spirit disease!" Ruan Sili felt sick to his stomach when he heard the word saint now, so he was very emotional, "Isn't this what you Westerners made up, and we Easterners also believe in this? I don't believe in their demons. Teaching such a down-to-earth sect also believes in the blessing of a true god."

Hearing what Ruan Sili said, Yu Youyin also nodded solemnly, "They are ignorant and have abandoned the belief in the true God. They are indeed not like us, but I don't care if they believe it or not. What I want to do is to give their saints to them."

Ruan Siri's heart skipped a beat, a bad premonition suddenly rose, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "The saint of the demon sect...?"

Yu Youyin gave him a very ferocious smile, "That's right, the devil's saint, isn't she right in front of me now?"

No matter how hard Ruan Sili thought about it, Yu Youyin wanted to send himself to the Demon Cult as a saint. He didn't understand what Yu Youyin's purpose was for doing this. His blanket was similar to a Persian magic carpet. , and I have time-traveled, doesn't this prove that I must be the saint of the shrine?Even if it's not a woman, it's good for the Jingu.

Could it be that Yu Youyin just wanted to vent his hatred by doing this?No way, so childish! ...

"How can you do this!" Ruan Sili yelled, and began to speak nonsense: "I am the saint of your shrine. Although I am a man, I am indeed sent by the true god! How can you make me How about sending it to the Demon Cult?"

Yu Youyin's eyes darkened: "Didn't you just say that you weren't?"

"No, no, I admit it, I am the saint of your Tianshui Temple," Ruan Sili raised his hands above his head and shouted, "I don't want to go to the Devil's Cult!"

Yu Youyin's paralyzed face finally showed signs of loosening, but he still did not change his mind.

"Leave tomorrow."

This indifferent sentence decided Ruan Sili's whereabouts.

"You can't make a decision so casually!" Ruan Sili almost collapsed, he growled: "I don't want to go to the Devil's Cult, I don't want to be with a murderous old man like Lou Jin! He can do it casually." Run over me, Xiaoyu, after all I saved you (...), do you really have the heart!"

"Old man...?" Yu Youyin was taken aback, "Why do you think Lou Duan is an old man?"

"Aren't the leaders of the Devil's Cult the kind of old men who are going to die, like Ren Woxing and Yang Dingtian!"

Yu Youyin didn't understand anymore: "Who is that..."

"Forget it, you don't understand after I said it, we are not from the same world." Ruan Sili rolled his eyes at Yu Youyin, turned around and went to the bedroom to sleep, "What do you like, anyway, brother has no hands. Isn't the power to bind a chicken like fish on a chopping board for you butchers to slaughter!"

Yu Youyin wanted to refute, but he was stunned for a long time, but he didn't say a word, he didn't speak, turned his back and walked out of Ruan Siri's room, where Ruan Siri couldn't see, he lowered his head sadly, muttering Talking to herself, as if hypnotizing herself: "...I am...to protect you...yes...to protect you, yes, that's it."

The author has something to say: Ruan Sili: I don’t want to go to the Devil’s Cult, I don’t want to see that old man Lou Duan

Lou Duan: ...Who told you that I am an old man?

Ruan Sili: Xiaoyu

Yu Youyin: Obviously you can make up your own brain, okay?