A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"The cold leaves are falling all over my face..." Ruan Sili stroked his long hair, "I'm really heartbroken because my hair is rebellious!"

The group of people from Tianshui Shrine hurriedly knelt down to Ruan Siri, "I pay homage to the saint, I offended you just now, please forgive me!"

What is it like to suddenly become the leader of a pyramid scheme...

Ruan Sili didn't speak, but Ayijia waved her hand, "Get up."

But those people still knelt down: "We are the palace lord's servants, and we only obey the orders of the palace lord and the saintess. Without orders from the palace lord or the saintess, we dare not get up! Please forgive me!"

So great!Ruan Sili glanced at Ayijia secretly, her face turned pale and her fists were clenched, obviously very angry.

Well, it turns out that in this shrine, the status of the real holy woman is higher than that of the envoy Ayijia? Ruan Sili nodded secretly, thinking about it.

"Get up," he waved his hands, not saying that Yu Youyin was actually injured by Ayijia, "take the Palace Master back first."

Immediately, someone came up to help Yu Youyin, unexpectedly the blanket fell from his arms in the process, and Ruan Sili bent down to pick it up.

"Is this the real god's magic carpet!" Ruan Sili heard a person whisper and say respectfully.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, I heard that people who have not been enlightened by the true god will get sick and lose their eyes if they look at it for a long time!" Another person told his companion very piously and panicked.

"..." Ruan Sili turned onto the camel expressionlessly.

He really took it, really.

Aren't the people in Jingu all Shenjingbing? ! !

The scenery along the way was monotonous, listening to the sound of camel bells tinkling, Ruan Sili and the others finally arrived at Tianshui Temple.

"We're here?" Ruan Sili stared at the vast desert in front of him, and stared at Ayijia in disbelief.

Ayijia nodded, "Here we are."

"Are you sure this is your Tianshui Shrine!?" Not to mention buildings, not even a lizard!Apart from the desert, the desert is still a desert! ! !Ruan Sili really doubted that they were taking her around in circles along the way.

Ayijia looked at Ruan Siri with a contemptuous look, as if she was despising his rareness, she ignored Ruan Siri, untied a horn-like thing from her waist, put it near her mouth and blew it towards the sky vigorously.

Suddenly, the sound of "beep—" resounded through the sky.

Ruan Sili stared at her with wide eyes.

Surprisingly, after a while, the sand in front of them began to vibrate, forming a giant sand bucket and began to sink. In an instant, flying sand and rocks were everywhere, and the surrounding sky was dark. He quickly covered his mouth and nose with his scarf.

Just when Ruan Siri was surprised, something even more surprising happened. A downward passage slowly appeared in the sand bucket. When the wind and sand stopped, Ruan Siri could see clearly that this passage was very small, a bit like the one built in an underground wine cellar. Kind of stone stairs.

"Is this the entrance to the shrine..." Ruan Sili's eyes widened, so cool!

Ayijia raised her chin proudly.

"An envoy..." A follower who was not afraid of death approached and said hesitantly, "Actually...we can go through the gate...you don't need to go through the secret passage like this..."

Ayijia's face was ashen, and she stretched out her hand to slap the palm. The attendant screamed and quickly turned into a shooting star in the sky and disappeared into the sky.

But Ruan Sili thinks this is already cool enough, why does the underground shrine buried under the desert have a strong sense of sight when blowing a lamp by a ghost!Just thinking about it makes me feel... so excited!

"So, the Tianshui Shrine is under the desert?"

"Back to the saint, that's not exactly the case," an attendant replied, "Only a small part of the shrine is under the desert, and it was specially built to deal with emergencies. The shrine has two entrances, one is the gate, and this is the secret passage." .”

Ruan Sili was very disappointed, Ayijia had already led the team forward.

The lower part was no different from the ordinary small corridor. There were torches hanging on both sides of the wall, clearly illuminating the road ahead. After walking for about 5 minutes, a bright light appeared above the head again.

"We're here," Ayijia said as she stepped on it lightly and rushed up.

Ruan Siri: "..."

Mom, I want to learn Qinggong too!

Looking up, this is not a stone step, this is clearly a ladder!When Ruan Sili climbed up the stone steps step by step, he heard Ayijia's voice from above his head.

"Prepare to welcome the Palace Master and the True Holy Maiden."

Then, as soon as he poked his head out, a basin of cold water was poured on him, turning him into a drowned rat.

Cool through the heart, the heart is flying.

Two beautiful girls in flowing clothes pulled him up.

"Greetings, my lord," said one of them with a smile. "This is the etiquette of our shrine. Anyone who comes to our shrine for the first time must accept the baptism of Vixifa water."

The other also said with a smile: "The only Xifa water can wash away the filth on the body, but I think the saint is the most holy gift given to us by the true God. How can there be filth?"

Ruan Sili sneezed, shook the water on his body, and said silently twenty times in his heart: we must respect the traditional customs of ethnic minorities.

"Take the saintess down to rest," Ayijia ordered, "The Palace Master is injured. I'll go and see the Palace Master's injury first."

Those two girls should be, one left and one right pulled Ruan Sili away.

Just like all the buildings in the desert, Tianshui Temple is mostly composed of rocky sand walls, with almost no green plants. Although they are called Tianshui Temple, they worship flames, and the totem of flames can be seen on the walls. , surrounded by tall braziers.

Two maids brought Ruan Sili to a small room, and one of them said: "Holy maiden, rest well, you can get married when the palace lord recovers from her injuries."

Ruan Sili was almost exhausted. When he saw the bed, he felt that he was going to lose his mind. He nodded, and immediately rushed to the big bed in the room, but after a while, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning and sat up on the bed. stand up.

"What did you say!" He widened his eyes, "Married!? With Yu Youyin?"

The two maids were about to leave the room. Seeing that Ruan Sili didn't know anything, they explained: "Yes, it is recorded in the ancient books of our ancestors that the true goddess is a gift from the true god, and it will only appear once in a hundred years. She will be able to receive the blessing of the true god forever."

"Hey, how did I become a gift!!!" Ruan Sili jumped off the bed, "No, I'm not your saint at all, I'm obviously a man!"

The two maids looked at each other, and one of them whispered, "Saint, please don't say such things in front of the Palace Master...he won't be happy."

After she finished speaking, she exchanged glances with another maid, bowed to Ruan Sili and then left.

"What should I do! Now the cold leaves are falling all over my face..." Ruan Sili muttered to himself, "No, I have to make it clear to Yu Youyin."

He jumped out of bed and wanted to push the door to go out, but unexpectedly, the door was closed tightly, no matter how hard he pushed it, he couldn't open it. It was obviously locked from the outside.

"Hey!" Ruan Sili yelled, "Why did you lock me up? Do you still have any human rights?"

All he answered was silence.

"Hey, I want to drink water!" Ruan Sili continued to slam on the door.

After a while, a small secret door was opened from under the door, and a small plate with a bowl of water in a golden bowl was pushed in, and a voice sounded from outside: "Saint, I'm sorry, This is the rule of our shrine, before the palace lord decides to visit you, you have to stay inside until the palace lord orders you to come out."

Ruan Sili was so angry that he kicked the golden bowl over, "Do you understand human language? I am not a woman, let alone someone who will be your palace mistress's wife. Let me out quickly!"

But there was no more movement outside, and it was obvious that the person had already left.

Ruan Sili was so angry that she sat on the ground, what is the reason for this inexplicable house arrest!Don't they all have eyes, can't they tell whether they are male or female!

By the way, my face... Could it be that my face has changed?

Ruan Sili quickly got up from the ground, and after searching around the room, he finally found a small bronze mirror.

Ruan Sili in the mirror is no different except that his hair has grown longer, reaching the length of the men in costumes in TV dramas. His face is still his own, but there is a red mark under his forehead and above his eyebrows.

The traces are obvious, Ruan Sili touched it vigorously, but it was useless, as if it was born on Ruan Sili's body.

"No way..." Obviously, Ruan Sili remembered the words of the group of attendants when he remembered: All the true saints have a red mark on their foreheads.

The memory goes back to the earliest time, when he first time traveled, the old man who sold pirated blankets stretched out his hand and pressed his forehead, couldn't it be that time! ! !

Painful realization!Ruan Sili couldn't help looking up to the sky and shouting loudly: "I must cancel the association and report you to death as a profiteer!!!"

After roaring, through inhuman self-hypnosis and brain supplementation, Ruan Siri has accepted the setting that he is the saint of the shrine. He sat cross-legged on the bed and began to think carefully: what kind of saint is he? There is nothing wrong with this little red on the forehead.

But the problem is, according to their ancient books, the saint is first of all a woman, but she is actually a curvaceous beauty. She looks good just like herself, but she is not bad among men. Fufeng is weak and willows are graceful and graceful, and he is not worth a dime, and then he is [-]% a real big man (Ruan Sili touched his crotch again to make sure).

Although he didn't have a deep understanding of Yu Youyin, Ruan Sili felt that judging from Yu Youyin's various performances yesterday, he felt that Yu Youyin was a person with a good personality. It should be enough to explain clearly when he recovers from his injury. .

So Ruan Sili's final decision was: eat and drink first, and wait for Yu Youyin to wake up.

Facts have proved that his decision was correct. He was locked up for three full days. During these three days, he was served with delicious food and drinks, and there were also gadgets specially sent to relieve his fatigue. Ruan Sili was satisfied in every way. What is satisfying is that there are always maids to dress him up.

"Really don't put rouge on me!" Ruan Sili shouted.

"It's beautiful, saint..." the maid said aggrievedly, "Everyone likes this color of rouge."

Ruan Sili decided to change his approach, and he said seriously: "I am a true holy woman, how can such a vulgar fan match my noble and glamorous identity, a beautiful man like me...women are never Leave any whitewash."

The maids were stunned when they heard this, and then acted like they had suddenly realized it. They hurriedly packed up the big push of cosmetics, and showed Ruan Sili an expression of admiration that "the saint is different".

Ruan Sili breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to send the maids down when the door was pushed open.

Everyone looked out the door together, only to see a man in Tsing Yi standing outside the door, his black hair stood up high, and his opal-like emerald green pupils were staring straight at Ruan Sili.

If you had to pick three adjectives to describe this handsome man who looked like he was of mixed race, they would be: too handsome, really handsome, and so handsome.

Looking at the maids next to him, the saliva was dripping on his chest, Ruan Sili sighed secretly, presumably this must be the male god in the hearts of the maids, but he was so terrified by this handsome male god, he couldn't help asking: " Handsome guy, who are you?"

The male god waved his hand, signaling the maids to go out.

He walked towards Ruan Sili.

He raised Ruan Siri's chin and looked carefully at Ruan Siri's face.

He held a lock of Ruan Siri's hair.

He smiled and said to Ruan Sili: "Xiao Li, you are really beautiful."

Ruan Sili felt that a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and split him five times.

But the other party did not intend to let him go, but continued to say thunderously: "Sure enough, only a woman like you is worthy of this palace."

Ruan Sili finally couldn't take it anymore, he lay down on the table and vomited.

The author has something to say: Ruan Sili: Palace Master, your painting style is wrong

Palace Master: I thought you liked this (winking

Ruan Siri vomited again.

The Palace Master is not Gong, he is a soy sauce! ! ! ! ! ! ! !