A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Ruan Sili: "Do I really want to eat?"

Empress Situ smiled strangely from the side: "Eat, eat, little holy son, for your happiness."

Ruan Sili rolled her eyes: "Why do I think your words are a bit vulgar?"

But think about it, Situ Wuhou is a pervert who has a special interest in huts, he is not wretched and whoever is wretched.

Ruan Sili tearfully glanced at the fat worm in his hand, and the worm moved lazily.

Ruan Sili burst into tears, he looked at Lou Duan, tears streaming down like rain: "Mr. Duan, my concubine can't do it!!!"

Lou Duan frowned: "Is there no other way?"

Hua Simeng let out a strange "Jie Jie" laugh, the laughter was like a mouse screaming: "There is another way!"

Ruan Sili's eyes sparkled: "Good Huahua, tell me."

"Who is your good Huahua, don't try to misidentify," Hua Simeng was arrogant again at the moment, "The other way is to die and forget it, once and for all."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili roared, "I'm going to fight it out."

After that, he closed his eyes, threw the worm into his mouth, chewed it, and left two lines of tears in great pain.

"Chicken flavor, crunchy." Ruan Sili opened his eyes, and fainted after saying this.

Ruan Sili opened his eyes again, he was no longer in Song Yunque's private resort, surrounded by salty sea breeze.

and many more……

Salty and wet... sea breeze! ?

Did you pass through again?

But in the next second, Ruan Sili knew that he had indeed time-traveled, but this time he had time-traveled back.

The current self is wearing beach shorts, naked/naked upper body, with a hot sun above his head, looking around, there are cool and beautiful girls in bikinis all around.

I'm so crazy! ! !This is back! ! !

Ruan Sili ran forward recklessly, and sure enough, under the huge coconut tree, the old man was still holding a toothpick in his mouth, yelling there, surrounded by beautiful girls in bikinis, how comfortable would it be like that Cozy.

"Look, look, New Zealand pure handmade cashmere blanket, only [-], only [-]!"

Ruan Sili was so angry that he jumped up.

"you liar!!!"

Seeing Ruan Sili approaching with fists, all the beautiful girls around the old man screamed and ran away. Naturally, the old man didn't make a deal. As soon as he turned his head, Ruan Sili's fist hit him.

"Ouch, fuck!" The old man covered his eye, which was swollen by Ruan Siri, and cried out in grief and indignation, "Little brother, if you have something to say, it's your fault for touching your hands and feet, and scaring those beauties away Yes, you have to pay for mental damage!"

Ruan Sili smiled charmingly: "Spiritual damage fee? Okay, I'll call the Consumers Association and ask them to pay you back!"

The old man's face turned green when he heard that Ruan Sili was talking about the Consumers' Association again. He pulled Ruan Sili aside and said in a low voice: "Little brother, this is really your fault. We are not clear about the matter." Why! Why are you still beating me... Oh, young people are so insatiable!"

Ruan Sili said "hehe": "You really have the face to say, what the hell are you going to let me travel to!"

The old man was aggrieved and said: "But I gave you a golden finger, you are the leader of the Demon Cult, you are above ten thousand people."

Ruan Sili felt a deep pain when he heard the word "Devil Cult", he rolled his eyes without hesitation: "I am the leader of the Devil's Cult? Hehe, I am the leader of the Devil's Cult!"

"Don't hit me, don't hit me!" The old man hurriedly covered his head with a fake blanket, "It's possible that I made a mistake in the script, but even if you're not the leader of the Demon Cult, I've given you the magical secrets!"

When Ruan Sili heard this, he frowned: "What?"

"I really gave it to you," the old man blinked, "it's the blanket you brought with you, and there are cheats on it!"

Ruan Siri: "..."

"Even if you wear the wrong script, the cheats are correct. No matter which script you are in, the martial arts in the cheats are very powerful, unless you have traveled to the future world..."

Ruan Sili: "..."

The old man looked at Ruan Sili's face that was changing like a traffic light, and asked cautiously: "Little brother, have you really traveled to the future world?"

Seeing that Ruan Sili didn't respond, the old man ran away quickly.

"Fuck!" Ruan Sili came back to his senses, and grabbed the old man's collar, "I haven't spoken clearly yet, don't try to run away! You said there are secret books on the blanket?"

The old man nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, that cheat book is called "Sacred Heart Sutra", but I gave you a huge golden finger."

Ruan Sili: "..."

"Are you sure it's the "Sacred Heart Sutra"?" Ruan Sili asked with narrowed eyes.

The old man nodded quickly.

"Heh!" Ruan Sili sneered, and without hesitation raised his fist and punched the old man's other eye.

"It's all because of the Holy Heart Sutra, which caused me to be chased and killed everywhere, eat perverted bugs, have no martial arts, have a broken leg, and can't even do a flower like a dream!"

The old man hurriedly yelled: "Stop, ouch! Little brother, stop, ouch! ouch, my old waist!"

"You have to compensate me!" Ruan Sili said righteously.

The old man touched his face and cried, "What kind of compensation do you want? Let me tell you. If you want money, you don't want money...nor...it's a society ruled by law now!"

Ruan Sili didn't speak.

"How about it," the old man flattered me, "I'll let you travel to the most popular realm of self-cultivation, let you have a harem of three thousand, look down on the world, endless magic weapons, and immortality..."

Ruan Sili squinted at him: "Why is cultivation suddenly involved?"

The old man rubbed his head, a little embarrassed: "The author of this article likes this recently."

Ruan Sili snorted, "I'm going back to the original place, but I want to learn martial arts, I don't want to always... always be protected."

"Oh, someone is protecting you—" The old man immediately showed a look of "I understand".

Ruan Siri blushed shamefully.

"It's not good to be protected by girls all the time." The old man nodded.

Ruan Siri: "..."

"However," the old man frowned, "Are you really sure you want to go back to the original world, because the version of your previous world is too low, if you want to give you a cheat, the system may crash, then you have May not come back."

Ruan Sili: "...what on earth are you doing?"

The old man smiled shyly, "I'm a retired veteran cadre of the Traveling Section of the Space-Time Administration."

Ruan Siri: "..."

"Leave me alone."

"Don't be quiet," the old man said, "Are you really sure? The city management is coming, I have to go."

Ruan Sili turned his head and thought for a moment, then nodded.

Compared with that home without any warmth, Lou Duan brought him more, but more...

"Okay," the old man made this expression: ╮(╯_╰)╭

As he said that, the old man stretched out his finger and touched Ruan Sili's eyebrows. In an instant, Ruan Sili only felt the world spinning rapidly, and the stars flickered in front of his eyes.

Opening his eyes again, he was facing Hua Rumeng's face.

"I'm back?" Ruan Siri muttered to himself.

Lou Duan took a step forward, gently holding Ruan Sili's hand.

"Li'er, what's wrong?"

"I'm fine..." Ruan Sili blinked.

Could it be that he returned to the present world just now, and was here for only a moment...

Song Yunque, who was still sitting on the couch, suddenly said, "You just ate the Heavenly Cauldron Gu silkworm, how do you feel?"

Heavenly Cauldron Silkworm Gu?

Such a cool name, could it be the thing I ate just now?

Fuck, thinking of that thing, Ruan Sili only felt his stomach start to feel sour.

"It smells like chicken." Ruan Sili said truthfully.

"Pfft!" Song Yunque couldn't hold back, and laughed, Ruan Sili looked at it bewilderedly, the beauty smiled, she was so pretty...

Lou Dun saw that Ruan Sili was a little crazy, and quickly stepped forward to block Ruan Sili's view of Song Yunque.

Song Yunque didn't mind at all, he raised his eyebrows, and said softly: "I'm not asking how you feel, but how you feel?"

"Oh," Ruan Sili touched his face, "It's fine, I don't feel anything."

Hua Simeng was furious, "What else do you want to feel!"

"Meng'er." Song Yunque stopped Hua Simeng.

"I don't understand." Hua Simeng was very aggrieved, she asked with a trembling voice, "Little Que'er, why do you always favor them?"

Song Yunque took a deep look at her, lowered her eyes, and said after a long time: "I'm just...just giving him a favor."

Favor?

Ruan Sili could hear it clearly.

Lou Duan frowned.

Empress Situ also raised her eyebrows, expressing some curiosity.

Hua Simeng was taken aback for a moment, the blood on her face quickly faded, and she asked after a long time: "It's him..."

Song Yunque nodded slightly.

Hua Simeng was silent for a long while, then chuckled lightly: "Oh, it's him, there's nothing I can do about it—Master Lou."

She turned her head to look at Lou Duan, and for the first time there was a hint of sadness in her smile, "Master Lou, you are so honorable."

The three of Lou Duan were all at a loss, they didn't understand what happened at all.

"Master Song, Master Hua," Lou Dun said, "If you have any misunderstandings, you may as well speak up."

But neither Song Yunque nor Hua Simeng was mentioned.

"The Gu has been resolved," Hua Simeng rubbed her temples wearily, and she no longer had that delicate and sharp look, "The remaining Gu can be resolved by itself after a few attacks, you go, don't come again Tianshui is a pavilion, and the matter of the Holy Heart Sutra is over."

Song Yunque said: "Jiuxue, see off the guests."

Jiuxue came out from nowhere, and saluted the three of them: "Young masters, please follow me."

"Wait a minute," Lou Duan said, "Sixth Young Master, you mentioned a person just now, can Lou know this person?"

Hua Simeng said angrily: "You can make Xiao Que'er like this, of course you are very familiar with each other!"

"Jiu Xue," Song Yunque raised his voice a few times, "see off!"

Jiuxue said to the three of them coldly: "You three young masters, follow me quickly."

The three of Ruan Sili had no choice but to follow Jiuxue out of the Tianshui Pavilion.

After leaving the door, Ruan Sili remembered one more thing: "Song Wenju is still inside."

Jiuxue said coldly: "Of course she doesn't need the three of you to worry about it."

After Jiuxue finished speaking, she gave an order, and the door was closed heavily with a "bang".

Three people: "..."

Situ Wuhou rubbed his nose: "The Tianshui Pavilion doesn't seem very hospitable. Who is the person who made Hua Simeng give up and coerce us to find the Holy Heart Sutra?"

Ruan Sili said: "Compared to that, I want to know why they want the Holy Heart Sutra, and I don't know whether the Gu is really solved or not."

Situ Wuhou smiled: "Hua Simeng has that expression, your Gu must have been solved, as for why you need the Holy Heart Sutra, don't you know?"

Ruan Sili's eyes widened: "Why would I know?"

Situ Wuhou stroked his chin, smiled and said, "Kiss me once, and I'll tell you."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he was hit hard on the back. Looking back, Lou Duan's whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of frost, and his face was terribly gloomy.

Situ Wuhou shrugged: "I really don't know how to like such a horrible person."

Ruan Sili also stepped on him: "I am willing."

Situ Wuhou curled his lips, and said: "Don't look at that Song Yunque's limp appearance, in fact, his martial arts, I am afraid that even Lou Duan and I can't compare."

Lou Duan frowned: "He doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner, and his whole body is covered with a layer of death, he looks like someone who is about to die, but Song Yunque, Mingquejian, has indeed heard of it in his early years. .”

Situ Wuhou shook his head: "Look at him, isn't he very beautiful? I heard that he has practiced the evil spirit sword manual!"

Ruan Sili heard this sword manual for the first time, and his eyes widened: "Is this sword manual very powerful?"

It was Lou Duan who answered him: "The evil spirit sword manual is clearly the legendary sword manual. I heard that people who have practiced it will have a strange and beautiful appearance. What's more, this sword technique is unrivaled in the world. , After practicing this sword technique, people will go crazy, if there is no mental restraint, they will quickly exhaust themselves and die."

Ruan Sili didn't understand: "What does this have to do with the Sacred Heart Sutra, ah... Could it be that the Sacred Heart Sutra is the mind method that can be restrained?"

Situ Wuhou looked at him with a smile: "Little Shengzi, you are finally smart."

Ruan Sili: "Thank you so much (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣炿￣///)"

"No wonder Hua Simeng wants to drive us away..." Ruan Sili touched his chin, "It turns out that without the Holy Heart Sutra, Song Yunque would die."

For a while, the three were silent.

Ruan Sili naturally thought of what the old man told him before, that his blanket recorded the exercises of the Holy Oracle Heart Sutra.

"Forget it," Lou Dun said, "The most important thing right now is to return to the Devil's Cult first."

"Well, I think so too." Ruan Sili nodded.

The most important thing for him now is to return to the Devil's Cult to find the Holy Heart Sutra.

Situ Wuhou smiled and said: "Oh, if that's the case, then I won't accompany you anymore."

Lou Dun was about to catch him, but saw Situ Wuhou turning back sensitively, and he disappeared in a moment.

"Fuck, Empress Situ's lightness kung fu is so powerful!" Ruan Sili's eyes widened.

Lou Dun didn't chase after him because he knew that Situ Wuhou's lightness kung fu was not even comparable to his own.

"Master...?" Seeing that Lou Duan was in a daze, Ruan Sili couldn't help reminding.

Lou Duan shook her head: "The matter of Empress Situ is not the most important thing."

As he spoke, a guess gradually surfaced in his mind.

Ruan Sili was careless, he nodded, thinking to himself that he was finally going back to the Devil's Cult, if he found the Holy Mantra Heart Sutra, he'd better find a copy for Song Yunque.

Thinking of the lazy beauty like a Persian cat, Ruan Siri couldn't help but laugh.

Lou Duan looked back at Ruan Si Li's idiot appearance, frowned and said, "Li'er, do you miss that Sixth Young Master?"

Ruan Sili dared not admit it, and quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, I just think he is really beautiful, like a pinched doll."

When Lou Dun thought about Song Yunque, she felt sore and bitter in her heart, so she turned around and walked forward.

Ruan Sili saw that Lou Duan was silent, and knew that the matter was serious, so he hurriedly followed Lou Duan.