A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"Bishop Master," Ruan Sili hurried forward and grabbed Lou Jin's hem, and shouted, "I really don't mean anything else! I really don't like that Song Yunque, don't be angry."

Lou Duan frowned slightly, looked back at Ruan Sili, sighed, and patted Ruan Sili's head: "Li'er, I'm not angry."

"then you……"

"Li'er, do you really like me?" Lou Dun asked suddenly, his eyes were deep and he looked a bit tired.

Ruan Sili couldn't help but let go of Lou Duan's hem, and froze on the spot.

"I……"

Lou Duan lowered his eyes and lightly tapped his finger on Ruan Sili's lips to stop what Ruan Sili was about to say. He was afraid that what Ruan Sili said would not hear the answer he wanted.

Ruan Sili blinked: "Master, you must be jealous."

Lou satin was silent.

Ruan Sili stepped forward and touched the top of Lou Duan's head like Lou Duan often did. Lou Duan looked at him, couldn't help but smile slightly, and her eyes softened accordingly.

"Don't be jealous, how can I like Song Yunque," Ruan Siri muttered, "Although he is beautiful, he is not one ten thousandth as good as you. You are naturally the best in my heart, my favorite, naturally It's also you, otherwise, it's so good, why should I not be a rich second generation and stay here..."

He spoke the last sentence in a low voice, Lou Jin couldn't hear it clearly, but he heard the previous sentence "best" and "favorite" clearly, and he couldn't help but feel his heart flutter.

"Li'er..." Lou Dun hugged Ruan Sili's waist and called softly, her lips were already pressed against the other's soft lips.

Lips and tongues met, and they were entangled.

Ruan Sili blushed, and asked in a low voice: "Now do you understand, I'm really not interested in Song Yunque."

Lou Duan suddenly became enlightened, and couldn't help feeling happier: "Then why do you always look at him and think about him?"

"People have a feeling of liking for beautiful things, but this kind of liking is like liking a pet, a cat, a dog, or a small bird..."

Seeing that Lou Duan was silent and seemed to be thinking, Ruan Sili continued his efforts: "Look at Song Yunque, does it look like a cat?"

Lou Duan had been to the Western Regions in the early years and had seen the Persian cats in the Western Regions. Thinking about it carefully, Song Yunque's appearance really has a bit of charm.

"That's it, I see, he is not human at all, maybe he was transformed by a cat demon, look at the people around him, what kind of doves, flowers, maybe they are not human."

Seeing Ruan Sili start talking nonsense, Lou Dun couldn't help reaching out and patting Ruan Sili's head lightly, with a gentle reproach: "Nonsense."

Ruan Sili laughed twice and blinked: "Aren't you angry?"

Lou Duan sighed: "I'm really not angry, it's just you... oh."

Ruan Sili rubbed his head, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, I will definitely not be like this in the future, but is there really someone who is more beautiful than Song Yunque in this world?"

As soon as the words came out, a creepy old laughter suddenly came from around.

Following the laughter, an old man on crutches slowly walked out from the nearby jungle.

The old man looked really old, he seemed to be almost an octogenarian, with a patch of baldness on the top of his head, and the few remaining hairs were also snow-white, which almost complemented Lou Duan's white hair.

The old man laughed: "Where did you come from, little baby? If you are so ignorant, then who is Song Yunque, you call him a cat or a dog!"

Ruan Sili had a "who are you" expression on his face.

You can tell by his expression that he doesn't know this old man at all.

Unexpectedly, the old man smiled slightly, stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Your Huangkou child has never heard of the old man's name, you can listen carefully, the old man's name is Bald Hair Xueshi!"

Ruan Siri: "..."

Lou Duan: "..."

Ruan Sili asked with trembling facial muscles: "Excuse me, senior, can you tell me again what is your name...?"

"The old man's name is Bald Hair Xueshi! He is the famous No. [-] swordsman in Sichuan!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Your name is definitely born by the author from the random name of the code word wizard!" Ruan Sili wiped away the tears from laughing, glanced at the bald-haired and practical Guangmingding, and a gust of wind blew , the few remaining strands of hair fluttered in the wind...

"Senior, you really deserve your name." Ruan Sili said sincerely.

Lou Duan took a step forward, blocked Ruan Sili behind her, and shouted in a low voice: "Master..."

master! ?

Ruan Siri picked out his ears to make sure that he heard correctly.

But the old man nodded, "Oh, it's been a long time since I saw you."

"Master, is this your master?" Ruan Sili's eyes widened.

Lou Duan nodded, then frowned and asked, "Why did Master appear here?"

The bald-haired student did not answer this question, but pointed to Ruan Sili and asked, "Xin'er, who is this?"

Lou Duan said, "This is my holy son, Ruan Sili."

The bald-haired Xueshi stared wide-eyed, with an expression of "this idiot is the Son of the Demon Sect".

"This is Ruan Sili, the holy son of the Demon Cult? Why is it so different from the rumors!?"

Ruan Sili heard it, and amid the rumors, he couldn't help asking curiously: "What do I look like in the rumors?"

The bald-haired student snorted and threw out a book. Ruan Sili quickly took it over and took a look, and saw two handsome men on the cover, one in black and white hair, evil and crazy, the other in white and black hair, gentle Ruyu, it's just that these two men are hugging each other, their upper body is naked, Ruan Sili suddenly has a bad feeling.

Looking down, I saw the words written in beautiful characters on the top: Xiemei Cult Lord is in love with me.

Ruan Siri: "..."

"What the hell is this!" Ruan Siri was melancholy.

The bald-haired student curled his lips: "This is the short story book that has been widely circulated recently."

He pointed to the man in black, "This is Duan'er," and then pointed to the man in white: "This is you."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Lou Duan: "..."

"It's too far away." Ruan Sili choked.

The bald-haired student hurriedly put away the "Evil Charm Master Falls in Love with Me", looked at Ruan Sili, and said, "It's really too short."

Lou Duan: "...Master, you..."

"Xin'er, I have something to ask you." The bald Xueshi said suddenly.

Lou Duan nodded, his face became serious: "Master, may I ask?"

"The Holy Son was seriously injured and dying. You knelt in front of the Buddha for ten days and ten nights, and finally moved the Buddha. Is it true that the Buddha brought the Holy Son back to life?"

Lou Duan: "..."

"In fact, the Holy Son is not a human being, but a seriously injured white fox you rescued on the mountain when you were young. Is it true that he turned into a human being and joined you in order to repay your favor?"

Lou Duan: "..."

"Is it true that God was moved by the shocking love between the two of you, and specially let the Son conceive your child?"

Lou Duan: "..."

"and also……"

"Master." Lou Duan pressed the forehead, interrupting the exposition of the bald-haired scholar, "Don't read these messy books from now on."

"Fall! I knew it was fake!" The bald-haired Xueshi was very angry, and suddenly threw "Evil Charm Leader Falls in Love with Me" to the ground, stomping hard, "So I like the new one now author."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Lou Duan: "..."

"Master, let's not mention this for now." Lou Duan severely restrained her urge to beat up her master, "Aren't you practicing in the Penglai Immortal Dao? Why did you come here?"

The bald-haired Xueshi's expression finally became serious: "I heard that the Holy Heart Sutra has appeared, and the Izumo Villa and the Saint Immortal Sect have joined forces to seize this Heart Sutra. I came here to...cough."

Lou Dun and Ruan Sili looked at each other, and they understood: the bald hair study is probably for the sake of this Heart Sutra.

"I also heard that this Heart Sutra is...with you." He looked straight at Ruan Siri, and Ruan Siri was stunned. If it was before, he could deny it completely, but now, the Holy Heart Sutra is really in his hand On, he didn't know how to answer.

Lou Dun didn't know what Ruan Sili was thinking, but frowned and asked, "Master also wants this Heart Sutra..."

The bald student readily admitted: "After practicing this Heart Sutra, it will prolong your life. No one in the world will refuse it. As a teacher, I am almost an octogenarian, so I naturally want this Heart Sutra."

He patted Ruan Sili on the shoulder, "That's good, little baby, why don't you copy a copy and bring it back to Penglai, how about it?"

Is there really Penglai in the world?

Ruan Sili was about to speak, but Lou Duan said: "Master, this Heart Sutra is not with us."

"Really?" The bald-haired Xueshi obviously didn't expect Lou Duan to say this, nor did he doubt the authenticity of Lou Duan's words, but frowned and said, "If it's really not in your hands, I'm afraid you will be in trouble."

"How to say?"

"Nowadays, the whole Jianghu is spreading rumors, saying that the Holy Heart Sutra is in the hands of Ruan Shengzi on the Xiushan Mountain of the Demon Sect."

"I'm afraid that someone with a heart did it on purpose. Previously, the righteous court teamed up to besiege Xiushan, and now there is news that the Holy Heart Sutra is in the Demon Sect. I am afraid that someone wants to use this to suppress the Demon Sect..."

"If it's really to suppress the Devil's Cult, that's fine," the bald-haired Xueshi shook his head, "I'm afraid that some people want to reap the benefits and destroy the Devil's Cult in one fell swoop."

The atmosphere was tense for a while, and none of the three spoke.

"And why are you here... But now," the bald-haired Xueshi said, "you still have to go back to the Demon Cult. I heard that this news was released by people from your Demon Cult."

Both Ruan Sili and Lou Duan were shocked.

They all thought of one person.

Peng Jiu Ling.

"Don't panic," Lou Dun held Ruan Sili's hand, "Let's not jump to conclusions now, go back to the Devil's Cult first."

Ruan Siri nodded.

The bald-haired Xueshi stroked his beard, and said: "I have some friendship with the owner of Tianshui Yi Pavilion. I will let him prepare the horses for you, so that you can return to the Devil's Cult earlier."

Lou Duan nodded: "Master, please don't mention that it was prepared for us, we just broke up with Mr. Song for some reason."

"Break up unhappily?" The bald-haired Xueshi shook his head, then waved his hands, "His personality is very petite, it's perfectly normal for you to break up with him, you stay here and I'll come whenever I go. "

Saying that, the bald-haired Xueshi walked towards Tianshui Pavilion,

After touching a stick of incense for about a while, he came out, but he came empty-handed and his face was very ugly.

"Hmph, this little sparrow really pissed me off," the bald-haired Xueshi said angrily, "I haven't seen him yet, he knows you are my apprentice, so without further ado, let those little girls drive me out Oh, I'm really angry, if back then, his father would have sold me some face, let alone his sister is in charge now."

Lou Duan sighed.

However, before he could speak, he saw two beautiful maidservants coming out leading a horse.

"My son said," one of them said with a smile, "this is for Ruan Shengzi."

"For me?" Ruan Sili pointed at himself, widening his eyes.

Another maid looked at Ruan Sili with a slightly deep look, and said with a smile: "Yes, my son also said that Ruan Shengzi looks extremely cute, which is what he likes, and Ruan Shengzi is also welcome to visit Tianshui Pavilion at any time, Ruan Shengzi , my young master likes you so much, you should come to our Tianshui Pavilion often."

Ruan Sili touched his head: "Hey hey, really, I'm a little shy thinking about it that way."

The two maidservants laughed together.

Lou Dun's face was as dark as the face of Hades, and she was still staring at the two maidservants.

The two maidservants were not afraid at all, stuck out their tongues and said, "Oh, it's so sour, the jar of vinegar is broken."

After speaking, they laughed and ran in.

Lou Duan: "..."

Ruan Sili quickly grabbed Lou Jin: "Master, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"

Lou Dun couldn't laugh or cry: "I won't be impulsive."

Ruan Siri breathed a sigh of relief.

Lou Duan went on to say, "I just want to set fire to the Tianshui Pavilion."

Ruan Siri: "..."

People's houses are built by the water, and it is unlikely that you will succeed in arson, sir.

"Master, won't you go to Xiushan?" Lou Dun asked the bald-haired Xueshi next to him, who looked at Ruan Sili meaningfully and shook his head: "I won't go, I didn't expect to see so many novels." One of the scriptures is true."

Ruan Sili quickly asked, "Which one?"

The bald-haired student smiled without saying a word, and took out a book from his bosom. On the cover, Ruan Sili had nine tails, lying charmingly in Lou Duan's arms, and wrote the letter: Blue Yan of Disaster: The Son of the Fox Demon, Chan Duanlang.

Ruan Sili: "...have called the police."

"This is a collector's edition. It's full of harmonious objects. It's no longer available on the market." Seeing Lou Duan stretching out his hand to tear it up, the bald-haired student hurriedly hid it in his arms.

Lou Duan: "...This kind of bad book, you don't need to read it."

"How can you say that, men who are jealous are really scary!" The bald-haired student looked at Lou Duan with a look of hatred for iron and steel, "Actually, you don't have to worry about Xiao Que Que snatching your good-for-nothing son from you. official."

Don't worry about how the bald-haired scholar knows such a foreign word, Ruan Sili's eyes widened: "Song Yunque has an official match?"

"Why are you so disappointed." The bald-haired Xueshi looked at Ruan Sili with a wretched smile.

Lou Duan: "Oh."

Ruan Sili held his head in despair and shouted wildly: "Don't talk nonsense! I am innocent, and I dedicated all my passion and infatuation to my good man! ——Who is Song Yunque's official spouse?"

The bald-haired Xueshi smiled, "Do you know the four great families of martial arts? This guy also knows him."

Lou Duan frowned: "I know you too?"

"I still have some friendship with you." The bald-haired Xueshi stroked his beard, "I remember you two played together when you were young, this person is Helan Chongxue from the Helan family."

Lou Duan was taken aback.

Ruan Sili blinked: "The name is a bit of a white lotus, leader, who is this person?"

Lou Duan shook her head: "This person...is unfathomable. Although he has friendship with me, he doesn't have deep friendship."

"Yeah," the bald-haired Xueshi said with emotion, "this man is very rich, but fortunately he is an honest gentleman, and this bad-bellied Song Yunque is a match made in heaven, so you little fool, don't think about it with Song Yunque. The book is out, Song Yunque and He Lan Chongxue's short stories are full of physical abuse and mental abuse, which is not at all different from the silly, white and sweet series like you and Duan'er."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili deeply felt that since he came back from time travel, the world has become a little abnormal.