A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

"Master, I have a question." Halfway through, Ruan Sili asked.

Lou Duan raised her eyebrows, meaning to ask any questions.

Ruan Sili asked very seriously: "Why do the roads inside the Demon Cult have nine bends and eighteen bends? Is it to prevent someone from building plank roads with ulterior motives to secretly hide Chen Cang and outsiders to take the opportunity to destroy the Demon Cult?"

Lou Dun stared deeply at Ruan Sili, was silent for a while, and said slowly, "I don't see that you are educated enough to know so many idioms."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Don't underestimate people like this, anyway, I even read a book in college!

"By the way, the question you asked just now..." Lou Duan continued, "It's not what you think. It is said that the craftsman who drew the blueprints for the buildings of the Demon Cult was a broken sleeve."

Ruan Sili: "This has something to do with the layout here...?"

Lou Dun turned her head and gave Ruan Sili a "you understand" look.

I don't understand the artist's thinking.

Soon, Ruan Sili followed Lou Jin to the lobby, and as soon as he entered the lobby, Ruan Sili almost cried out: four men in black clothes stood around the lobby, each of them was holding a whip and wearing a black iron mask, You don't need to look to know that there must be a hideous face under the mask, which is very scary.

If he was wearing a tight leather jacket, he would be like the hentai in the comics.

In the middle of the hall was a man in white kneeling. The man was tied/tied with a thick hemp rope, and his face had been flattened into a pig's head.

Beside the man in white stood two men in black, one with a blank face and a sword on his back, this man was Huang Ronglu.

When Huang Ronglu saw Lou Dun leading Ruan Sili in, he didn't show any surprise, he just said "Master".

——It's better to say that he has been expressionless all the time.

The man in black beside Huang Ronglu also bowed to Lou Duan, but he was obviously much more normal than Huang Ronglu. He looked at Ruan Sili and asked suspiciously: "Master, this is...?"

Lou Duan nodded, but didn't answer his question directly, but asked, "Where are the Four Great Elders, Guardian Right?"

It turns out that this is Huang Ronglu's concubine, the right protector!

Ruan Sili, who had seen clearly what the other party looked like, stood there in astonishment, saying that she was a beauty!

It made him think that Protector You is a beautiful woman, and according to the law of girls in the Demon Cult, Protector You must be a beautiful woman with a hot figure, why is the person in front of him a man!

Sensing Ruan Sili's fiery gaze, Guardian Right turned his head to look at Ruan Sili with some doubts, and said to Lou Duan again: "Master..."

Before he finished speaking, Huang Ronglu began to answer Lou Duan's question: "Return to the leader, the four elders haven't come yet."

Lou Duan's complexion darkened: "They are so courageous!"

Ruan Sili immediately smelled a different smell: the four elders could not accept Lou Duan's discipline and usually fight against Lou Duan, and then want to stand on their own or want to squeeze Lou Duan from the position of leader or something...

"Master, don't worry!" Ruan Sili clenched his fists, "I'm on your side."

Lou Duan nodded and said as a matter of course: "Of course you must stand by my side."

Protector You said: "This is also human nature. They have been fighting since the morning and have been fighting until now. It is hard to tell who wins or loses."

Could it be that these four elders are still fighting among themselves?

Lou Duan frowned: "How decent! Send someone to call them over immediately!"

The right protector responded, and was about to send someone, only to hear a voice from outside.

"Master Bishop, don't call us here!"

Then, Ruan Sili saw four tall, short, fat, thin and conspicuous men running in hastily.

Apart from their particularly eye-catching height and shape, their faces have no distinctive features at all. They are simply the kind that cannot be found in the crowd, but they are easy to recognize because they are all wearing brightly colored clothes.

"Hey, there are guests." The tallest among them pointed to Ruan Siri and said, judging by his height, he was comparable to Yao Ming.

The shortest one looked like a goblin, he stood on tiptoe and looked at Ruan Sili carefully, "Oh, he looks very pretty!"

The fat one looks like a giant meat mountain, and the thin one is as thin as a bamboo pole. Ruan Sili looks at them as if he was looking at people in a distorting mirror in a children's playground when he was a child.

Lou Duan snorted coldly: "Can you see what the trick is?"

The four shook their heads together, but nodded together.

"He is the saint of our devil's religion." The fat one said.

"But as the name suggests, the saint of our devil's religion must be a woman first." Said the thin one.

"But regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, his status has not changed and he is our saint." Gao said.

"The problem is that men can't have babies," said the short one.

Then, the four of them looked at Lou Duan again and spoke together.

"Master, you are going to kill off your children and grandchildren."

Ruan Sili was choked up and almost fainted. He cursed your boss (a very scary boss) like this. Is this really okay?

Lou Dun heard others say that he would die, but his expression remained the same: "I don't like women."

"En...?" The four of them looked over together again, their eyes full of inquiry, as if they were asking, Master, did you cut off your sleeve?

Lou Duan continued: "I don't like men either."

"Oh, leader," Gao said, "it means you haven't met someone you really like. If you do, you will definitely throw yourself into the flame of love."

"That kind of feeling makes you want to die for the other party." The short one said.

"Death and reincarnation can't burn out your love for that person." The fat man said.

The thin one didn't speak, because just as he was about to speak, Lou Duan hit his dumb acupoint.

"Shut up, your madness has flared up again?"

"I really don't understand." It was Guardian You who said this, "the four of you have lived to this age and have never married a wife, and you haven't even found a man. You have never loved anyone at all, how are you still qualified? Come teach the leader what love is?"

Huang Ronglu made up the knife at the right time: "Teach people to swim before going to the sea."

"Left and right protectors, you two don't understand," Gao said shaking his head, "We're both so old, this love, it's really too simple to talk about."

The right protector was very disdainful: "I think you are too nasty."

Lou Duan obviously didn't want this hot topic to continue, so he walked up to the chief seat and said, "Since everyone is here, let's get down to business."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Guardian Right said: "Elder, just now you were talking about a saint, but you were talking about this son?"

The four people got together and winked, nodded and said: "Yes, yes, look at the pattern on his forehead."

Ruan Sili couldn't help reaching out to touch the mark on his forehead when he heard others talking about it.

"Yes, yes, this is it," the short one jumped to his side, "Look, everyone, this is the certificate of the saint."

Guardian Right frowned: "But he is a man."

"Why can't the saint be a man?" Gao covered his face and shouted, "Your right protector, your vision is too narrow!"

"If it's a man, you can't be called a saint..." Protector You hesitated.

Lou Duan waited for his words, and went down the steps: "Okay, let's change it to Holy Son, and tomorrow I will announce to Wulin that Ruan Sili, the Holy Son of the Demon Sect, has been found."

Protector You was still a little hesitant: "Master, although I don't know how you know him... the Holy Son, but it's really okay to make a decision rashly like this?"

Ruan Sili also nodded: "Yes, didn't you say before that I am the saint of the shrine? Could it be that the saint of the shrine and the saint of the demon sect are the same person?"

Unexpectedly, his words caught the attention of the four elders.

"The Holy Maiden of the Shrine?" they all yelled together.

Ruan Sili glanced at them, nodded, and didn't know if he should tell the truth. Although they looked crazy and crazy, they looked much more friendly than those in Tianshui Temple.

"How could you be the saintess of Tianshui Shrine?" Gao said, "The saintess of Tianshui Shrine and the saintess of our Demon Cult are absolutely impossible to be the same person."

Ruan Sili was puzzled: "Why?"

Shorty explained: "It is recorded in the ancient books left by our ancestors that the saintesses of Tianshui Shrine are graceful and graceful, with skin that is more than snow, bright and moving, and there is a red mark on their foreheads."

Ruan Sili pointed to herself, "I also have a red mark."

"Your mark is not obvious," the fat man shook his head, "The mark on the forehead of the saintess of the Tianshui Temple is a totem of flames, and there is no record of what the saintess looks like in our demonic ancient books, only that the true god gave the devil To teach a gift is to be a person, and the leader marrying him can bless the prosperity of the Demon Cult—thinking about it now, it is not clear whether it is a man or a woman.”

Ruan Sili laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Lou Duan frowned: "What are you laughing at?"

Ruan Sili wiped away the tears from his laughter: "I laughed that it was a gift for me to live to be in my twenties. I'm about to be brainwashed. What kind of ancestors are doing Amway! I almost accept the setting that I am a saint." Already!"

Lou Dun corrected, "It's not the saint, it's the son."

"What's the difference!"

"The saint is a woman, and the son is a man." Huang Ronglu explained blankly.

"I know!" Ruan Sili gritted his teeth, "But Master, I'm very confused. How can you know who I am just by hearing my name? Could it be that I'm already famous in the world? Happiness came too suddenly and I'm not ready yet. .”

Lou Duan showed a smile, Guardian Right also showed a smile, and even the four elders smiled at Ruan Sili.

Ruan Sili felt the hairs all over his body stand on end.

At this moment, Huang Ronglu, the guardian of Zuo, who has always been very upright and never told a lie, said, "Because we planted a dark line in Tianshui Temple."

Ruan Siri: "..."

"Okay," Lou Dun waved his hand, "I'll leave this to you, Peng Jiulu."

"Peng Jiuyu?"

"It's the right protector's name," the thin man leaned over to Ruan Sili and explained in a low voice, "The right protector's father likes fishing. On the day the right protector's father gave birth to him, he caught a nine-pound burbot, so the right protector is called Peng Jiu. Cod."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili: "Why did his father give birth to him and not his mother? Don't tell me what medicine your demon sect has that can make men have children hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

The thin man explained with some embarrassment: "This is a wrong expression, and the focus of your concern seems to be wrong."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the right protector's temperament is so elegant, and this name is simply..."

Protector Right, I will pronounce your name as Peng Yuyan.

Peng Jiulu turned his head and gave Ruan Sili a hard look, hum, don't think he didn't hear him say that he has an elegant temperament (...).

"By the way, what are your names?" Ruan Sili asked the four elders again.

The four elders laughed without saying a word.

Lou Dun just heard it, and said, "They are called winds from south, east, and north in order of height, size, and size."

Wind from southeast to northwest...? !

The Four Great Elders smiled and said, "You are the top of the red when you come."

Ruan Sili still didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

At a critical moment, Huang Ronglu came out again to explain the confusion: "They were originally called Dongxie Xidu Nandi Beibei, but because they like playing mahjong, they changed their name to Southeast and Northwest Feng. Just now the leader summoned them, and they delayed coming. It's just playing mahjong."

Ruan Sili felt that the whole person was going to die, since he came to the Devil's Cult, he was refreshed all the time.

"Evil in the east and poison in the west... Southern emperor and northern beggar?"

The four elders nodded heavily.

"Winds from southeast to northwest?"

Peng Jiuling patted Ruan Sili comfortingly.

"When I first joined the Devil's Cult, I was as shocked as you, but after a while, you will find that although we are the Devil's Cult, we are all good people, really. By the way, do you know how to play mahjong? And Zuo Hufa finally doesn't have to play two-person mahjong every day because three people are missing one."

The author has something to say: