A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Ruan Sili couldn't help but look at Peng Jiuyu a few more times. Looking at it this way, let alone, it really feels different from just now.

Huang Ronglu was right when he said that Peng Jiu is a beauty, because Peng Jiu's face is as soft and beautiful as a woman's, and his hair is tied into two bundles around his neck. There is even a little cinnabar mole in the middle, although it is only visible after careful inspection, fortunately, he is wearing black clothes, and he is going to change into white clothes. From a distance, he really looks like that kind of particularly unpopular woman—— Referred to as the Virgin Mary White Lotus.

Sensing Ruan Sili's gaze, Peng Jiuyu couldn't help asking, "Ruan Shengzi, why have you been staring at me since just now... is there something on my face?"

Ruan Sili said seriously: "Your guardian, you don't look like the devil's painting style at all."

Peng Jiuling's expression looked like he had eaten a fly, and it took him a long time to ask, "Why...?"

Ruan Sili patted him on the shoulder: "Because you look too much like a righteous person, and you are still the kind of doctor."

Peng Jiuyu looked surprised: "How do you know I'm a doctor?"

Ruan Sili: "...pretend I didn't say anything."

Dongfeng, the tallest of the four elders, took a step forward and said, "The right protector is a 12-year-old demon sect who has practiced medicine for generations, and his medical skills are very good. The left protector was adopted by the old leader since he was a child, and his sword skills are very good." sharp."

"Oh," Ruan Sili nodded, "One civil and one martial arts are really a good match. When will you get married, remember to treat me to a drink."

The right protector's face immediately turned red: "The holy son is talking nonsense, I and the left protector are both men, how can we get married - Zuo protector, don't you think so?"

Huang Ronglu took a step forward, said with a paralyzed face, "You can get married even if you break your sleeves."

Ruan Sili covered his eyes and shouted, "Oh, my eyes!"

At this moment, Lou Duan raised her hand and stopped them from playing around: "Okay, now it's time to talk about the business."

As soon as this remark came out, the faces of the people in the lobby became serious, and even Ruan Sili, who didn't know anything, became short of breath.

"The traitor Situ Wuhou has been found, why don't you all discuss how to deal with it?" Lou Dun said, raising his jaw, and the men in black masks pulled away the man in white who was tied up and flattened into a pig's head come out.

"Situ Wuhou, this name is really interesting. Didn't his father think of the descendants of their Situ family when he named him?" Ruan Sili asked Huang Ronglu in a low voice.

Huang Ronglu said expressionlessly: "Empress Situ was originally called Empress Situ. Once when we were playing together, he said that he was a broken sleeve and would never touch a woman in his life. Their Situ family would have no descendants, so everyone else He was called Empress Situ, and later everyone called him Empress Situ, but he is obviously Empress Situ, why did he call him Empress Situ?"

"Just like others call you Xiao Huang?" Ruan Sili asked in surprise.

Huang Ronglu said: "Only you call me Xiao Huang, and Xiao Huang is Jiu Ling's pet."

"Do you also want to be Xiao Huang and be pampered by the Right Protector?"

Huang Ronglu didn't speak, but a suspicious blush quietly appeared on his fair face.

Damn it, the left and right protectors of the Demon Cult are so innocent, one has a straightforward personality and can't even tell a lie, and the other is the true Virgin Mary who is simple and easy to believe in others, they are really a good match!

"Master, Empress Situ has already been brought up." A masked man in black said with a low voice that sounded terrifying.

Lou Duan raised her jaw, "Turn his face to show me."

The masked man in black pinched Situ Wuhou's chin, and turned around to show Lou Xing and the others.

Although his face had been turned into a pig's head, Ruan Sili still recognized that this Situ Wuhou was the same white-clothed man who fought the yellow deer in the suburban inn.

Lou Duan narrowed his eyes, and his light flashed, "Peng Jiuyu," he ordered, "Go up and see if he is Situ Wuhou."

Peng Jiuling nodded, stepped forward and squatted down, took out a handkerchief, and carefully began to examine Situ Wuhou's face flattened into a pig's head. It looked like a forensic doctor conducting an autopsy.

"Master, it is Situ Wuhou." About 5 minutes later, Peng Jiuyu came to a conclusion.

"Huang Ronglu, you have fought against him, tell me, is he Empress Situ Wu?" Lou Dun looked at Huang Ronglu again.

Huang Ronglu replied: "Master Hui, Empress Situ and I grew up together. I have seen his self-created 'knife of snow' no less than a thousand times. Although I missed it this time, it was indeed 'knife of snow'. "

This time Lou Duan didn't speak, stood up and raised his ink sword, with a swing of the sword, a thin piece of human skin fell off Situ Wuhou's pig-headed face, with flesh and blood on it, but When Huang Ronglu and the others looked back at Situ Wuhou's face, they were all stunned there, because the face of the person who was flattened into a pig's head completely changed!

Rao Huang Ronglu's facial paralysis couldn't help but change his face, he looked at Lou Duan in surprise.

Peng Jiuyu also had a look of disbelief: "Who in this world has such a superb disguise technique, and even hid it from my eyes! Why is his skeleton the same as Stuart Wuhou's?"

Lou Duan glanced at him indifferently: "If Empress Situ was captured so quickly, then she is not Empress Situ. Do you still remember what Empress Situ is best at?"

Peng Jiuling hesitated and said, "Sword technique...?"

"No," Lou Dun shook his head, "Situ Wuhou is best at deception. He is the most brilliant liar in the world. How can a liar let you know that he is best at deception. Situ Wuhou's deception is first-rate, plus He has extraordinary martial arts, how could he be captured by Huang Ronglu so quickly?"

Peng Jiuling frowned: "But the Demon Cult, except for the leader, who can compete with Zuo Hufa in martial arts?"

Lou Duan shook her head: "It's not that the martial arts are the most powerful, the most powerful is that he can deceive people's hearts."

Ruan Sili interjected at the right time: "Master, did this Empress Situ cheat you out of your heart?"

Suddenly, there was a dead silence in the lobby.

Lou Duan said indifferently: "I don't like men."

Ruan Sili shook his head: "No, what I mean is that since he is the most brilliant liar, 'How can a liar let you know that he is best at deception?' You said this, so why do you know it Is he a liar?"

"Yes, I was lied to by him," Lou Dun admitted with the usual expression, "It happened when I was a child, I'll tell you when I have time."

It turns out that Lou Duan, Huang Ronglu and the others grew up together.

You can imagine their growth history in minutes: they were all adopted by the old leader and grew up together. Finally, Lou Duan with the best qualifications was selected as the leader, and Huang Ronglu, who had no brains but the best martial arts, became the leader. Protector, and these four elders have watched them grow up since they were young.

As if seeing through Ruan Sili's brain hole, Huang Ronglu said: "The father of the leader is the old leader."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Besides facial paralysis, you can read minds, right?If you like tearing things down so much, it's right that the protector doesn't like you!

"Cough," Nan Feng, the thin man who is one of the four elders, came out and said, "This topic is getting too far, let's solve this problem quickly, so that we can play a few rounds of mahjong before dinner."

Peng Jiuyu is a considerate person who likes Circumstances. At this moment, he stood up and said, "Yes, the leader means that this is not Situ Wuhu himself."

Lou Dun said: "However, it is also very pleasant to see his own face beaten into a pig's head."

……

Master, you are really too bad!

"But although Empress Situ is proficient in deception, he doesn't know about disguise?"

"En," Lou Duan replied, and looked down at the man who was beaten into a pig's head. He was already unconscious, and Lou Duan immediately ordered, "Wake him up."

With a wave of Huang Ronglu's hand, two men in black and iron masks brought two large buckets of cold water over, and poured them on the pig's face. He couldn't wake up after the first two buckets, and he woke up slowly after pouring the third bucket.

Then the man woke up, and the first thing he did was cover his face and shouted, "Wow, my face hurts so much."

"Of course," Ruan Sili said, "Your thick skin is gone, why doesn't it hurt?"

The man stared at Ruan Sili: "Who are you? Why haven't I seen you before? Where am I? Where is this place?"

Huang Ronglu stepped on the man's chest, and said in a very harsh tone: "Don't pretend, you know it yourself."

The man's face was drooping, and the face that had turned into a pig's head was even uglier. He raised his head and pointed at Ruan Sili a little wronged, and said, "But Guardian Zuo, I really don't know who he is."

"Don't care who he is! You just need to tell me who you are, why are you pretending to be Empress Situ?" Peng Jiuxi stepped forward and asked, his tone was really fierce.

Well, Peng Jiu Ling, you are really not the white lotus, you are the black lotus.

Lou Duan returned to his main seat, watching their subordinates press the white-clothed man step by step with a blank expression.

The man was so anxious that he burst into tears, with snot and tears, and a pig-headed face that was terribly frightening. At first glance, Peng Jiuxi was a clean freak, as far away as possible from that person He took out a handkerchief and covered his mouth.

Ruan Sili looked at the situation, "tsk tsk" twice, looked at pulling Peng Jiuyu aside and asked, "Guardian right, is your birthday around August?"

Peng Jiuling was stunned: "How do you know, it's August [-]th." (Note: The ancient lunar calendar August [-]th is almost September in the Gregorian calendar)

Tsk tsk, we Virgos are cute.

Huang Ronglu ordered those black-clothed masked men with long whips to continue inhuman torture/teaching to that man, but the man couldn't take it anymore, so he shouted: "I say everything, let me go!" It hurts so bad."

Ruan Sili's eyes were wide open: You are really not a girl with this buzzing name!

"My name is Zhang San," the man cried and cried, "I'm Mr. Situ's personal attendant."

Such a casual name!It looks like cannon fodder.

"When did Empress Situ Wu train you? Did he teach you how to 'sword melt snow'?" Peng Jiuling covered his mouth and nose and asked in a low voice.

Zhang San cried until Li Hua burst into tears like rain: "Yes, I have been with Mr. Situ since I was 13 years old. It has been five years now. During these five years, I have followed Mr. Situ to imitate his words and deeds every day. At night Just follow Mr. Situ to learn the sword technique, and only learn this trick 'Sword Melts Snow'."

"It turns out that Empress Situ had a different heart five years ago...Then who did the disguise on your face come from? Empress Situ shouldn't know the art of disguise?" Peng Jiuyu asked again.

Zhang San said with a mournful face: "You Guardian, I don't know about this. I only saw that person once. It was a woman...but she covered her face and didn't speak. She kept giving me a medicine and pinching me." Bones in the face—but I really don't know who she is, she's not from our Demon Cult."

Peng Jiulu understood: "No wonder the bones on your face are similar to those of Empress Situ Wu."

Zhang San pursed his mouth in grievance, acting cute.

But his pig-headed face made him look not cute at all.

Lou Duan thought for a while, then said: "This disguise technique is extremely exquisite. It's not a piece of human skin. You can see that the skin is connected to the original flesh, but it is applied on the face with medicine, and then the disguised person's skin is covered with medicine. The face pinches a piece of skin on the face, and the skin grows on the real face, so we can't tell it's a fake face at all."

Peng Jiulu also said: "Then this man's hands must be very skillful."

"But who on earth has such delicate fingers that we don't even know?"

Among the Demon Cult, he fell into a lot of doubts for a while.

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