God also goes to school

"You are not human." A cold voice, a cold face.

"You are not human!" Su Xiaole, who had just found out her college entrance examination scores, was already in a very bad mood, but when she heard someone's words that came out of nowhere, she instantly became irritable.

The cold and beautiful girl had some doubts on her face, and then continued to explain: "You are really not human..."

"You are not human! Your whole family is not human!" Su Xiaole roared completely.Although she can be joking and laughing at ordinary times, but this kind of top academic bully still jokes with herself after she failed the college entrance examination, it's really...not flattering!

"Yes." The cold and beautiful girl nodded, and continued, "You are not human either."

what--------

Su Xiaole felt that she was going crazy, she grabbed her hair like crazy, then stopped, took a deep breath: "OK, then what do you say I am?"

"you are God."

OH MY GOD————————!

Su Xiaole put her hand in her short hair, ready to go crazy.

"I'm serious." Ye Leng said seriously.In order to show authenticity, she also took out a pocket-sized silver and white handbag, "If you don't believe it, I can prove it to you."

Saying that, he took out a folder from inside, opened it, and what was inside was a certificate:

Proof: Ye Lengleng is a special guide from the Heavenly Court, hereby proves it. 【Paradise】

Uh……

"Why don't you be so funny!" Su Xiaole was completely irritable!

Please, such an omitted certificate, and such a rough seal, who is this to blame? !

"You still don't believe it?" A certain coldly asked.

Su Xiaole has no energy to answer.I believe it is strange, right?

"I still have an ID card." A certain Leng thought for a while, and took out another ID card from his pocket bag.

On the certificate, there is a photo of Ye Lengleng, which says——

ID: Ye Leng Leng

Nickname: cold

Attribute: Iceberg Beauty

Occupation: Fairy guide

Address: No. 307, Left Wing Main Street, Sun Palace, Tianting

【Paradise】

……Uh

Seeing that there was still a stamp stamped with the simple word "Heavenly Court", Su Xiaole was already unable to complain.

"Please, what's the matter with that ID...?" Su Xiaole struggled for a long time, and finally couldn't speak.

Even if you are doing sex, let's do something more reliable.

"Oh, this..." Ye Lenglen was also a little helpless, explaining embarrassedly, "In recent years, the bosses of the God Realm have also become obsessed with your mortal Internet access, so the new generation of ID cards... a little bit."

But, what about the "beauty of the iceberg"? . .

Su Xiaole raised her forehead, she no longer wanted to ask these boring questions.

Of course,

The moment she touched her forehead, she caught a glimpse of the pocket bag in Ye Lenglen's hand, and suddenly realized something, her complexion changed...

That handbag is extremely pocket-sized, it fits just right on your finger, and it's only the size of your palm. How could it be possible...to fit a large, hard folder? !

"You...what else did you bring?" Su Xiaole asked tentatively with a trembling voice.

"Oh, I also brought Tiantiao, do you want to read it?" Ye Leng replied, and took out a hard-shell book like a modern Chinese dictionary from his pocket handbag, complaining, "No way, God There are too many items, and I can’t remember them after living for thousands of years, so I can only carry them with me for searching.”

Uh……

Su Xiaole's face was already pale.

"Are you playing magic or are you serious? Don't be kidding." Su Xiaole finally became serious.

Ye Leng Leng is also very serious: "Of course it is serious."

"Then how do you prove it?"

"Ah..." Mou Leng opened the handbag again and rummaged inside.

"Okay!" Su Xiaole interrupted, "You said you are a fairy, so you can conjure whatever I think of?"

The only way to debunk the magic is not to follow the other party's will, and let her change into something that she came up with at will.

"Of course." The iceberg beauty wiped off her sweat, feeling relieved that she had finally found a way to prove it.

“Pizza!”

"Oh." An ordinary beef pizza was taken out of the pocket bag, still steaming hot.

Wow, just out of the oven ==

"Meat buns!"

"Oh." It was warm, still steaming.

"Fat intestine noodles!"

"Oh." The juicy fatty sausage noodles are served in blue and white porcelain bowls.

"Pot helmet!"

"Oh." It was fried yellow but not black, and it was crispy at first glance.

“Braised fish!”

"..." Ye Lengleng didn't continue digging out, but looked at Su Xiaole, "Are you going to have dinner here?"

"Uh..." Su Xiaole thought for a while, "If I get another table and stools, I can serve dinner. Oh, and chopsticks."

"Hey ==" A certain person choked coldly.

"Do you believe it now?" Mou Leng wiped off the sweat from his forehead and asked patiently.

"Ah..." A certain foodie just ordered too high a meal, forgetting that his purpose is to verify whether the other party is a god or not.Looking at the situation now... I'm afraid it's true! !

"Hello, how's it going?" Mou Leng was still waiting for her answer.

Su Xiaole frowned, thought for a while, and finally said: "Your handbag, can you conjure anything?"

"Yes." Ye nodded coldly.

"Are you a Doraemon?" a certain guy asked in surprise.

Uh……

Mou Leng wiped off his sweat again: "I am a god, thank you."

"Oh..." Su Xiaole finally came back to his senses at this time, and was stunned, "Then you find me..."

"Oh..." A certain Bingshan beauty who was so disturbed and dizzy finally remembered the purpose of her visit this time, and said seriously, "I am entrusted by the Heavenly Court, and I want to develop you into a new generation of immortals."

Su Xiaole blinked her eyes, she didn't understand.

Ye Leng Leng is indeed a girl with a high IQ of the Xueba brand, and she actually understood the meaning of her eyes, so she further explained: "That's right, I am the immortal guide of the heavens, that is, I specialize in guiding people to become immortals. You are now Our Heavenly Court appointed... Well, in short, you are the object of our Heavenly Court's development, and my accusation is to guide you to become a fairy."

Su Xiaole listened very carefully, nodding while listening.Finally, I asked: "Isn't becoming an immortal by practicing? I've only heard of doing good deeds and cultivating to become an immortal. I've never heard that immortals are guided..."

Su Xiaole has doubts about the other party's words about becoming immortal by doing good deeds in traditional mythology, and cultivating immortality in various modern film and television novels.

"It was true in the past, but the times are different now. People are thinking about creating their own wealth in the market economy environment. How can they remember to do good deeds? If you don't buy waste oil and poisonous milk powder, it is considered a good deed." A certain cold spirit Also very helpless, "As for cultivating immortals, it's even more unrealistic. Now that people believe in Marx and science, they are not even afraid of retribution for doing bad things. How can they have the heart to cultivate immortals?"

These words were so straightforward that Su Xiaole also felt heavy, and sighed: "Yes..."

"Okay." A certain Lengshen has limited patience for explaining such things, and quickly went straight to the point, "Now, you are willing to become a god, right?"

Become a god?

Forgive those who have read N novels about XX becoming gods for being immune to this term.

"Become a god, you are a god, you can do whatever you want." The high-intelligence girl of the Xueba brand obviously also understood the fascination in the other party's eyes, and continued to be coquettish, "Otherwise, you will continue to be an ordinary person in the world, with an ordinary family background." , ordinary looks, ordinary IQ, and now she has failed the college entrance examination... In the future, you don't even need to think about being a woman."

This immortal guide keeps pace with the times, and has learned a lot of these Internet nouns in the mortal world ==

And Su Xiaole knows: what the other party said, I am afraid it is true~~~~(>_<)~~~~

A certain Lengshen is obviously not a master who is good at persuading people, he only "persuaded" one sentence, and there was no more to say.

The two faced each other in silence.

Finally, Su Xiaole spoke weakly, with rare sadness: "Actually, I also want to be a god. But... I can't bear my parents... They must think I'm dead..."

It makes me sad to think that I will never see my parents again.It is even more sad to think that my parents will be sad because they think they are dead.For so many years, although the family has never had much money, the family of three is happy together. That is her home...

"Oh, no. There will be winter and summer vacations. Every winter and summer vacation, you can go home to see your parents. It's just like going to college." Ye Lenglen added, "Actually, you can lie to your parents that you are going to school We can change the admission notice anyway.”

huh? !

Su Xiaole raised her head "swish", staring at Ye Lengleng with eyes glowing like hungry wolves: "Really?"

"Of course." Ye Leng Leng was a little upset, "We gods never lie."

Su Xiaole thought for a while, and finally grinned: "That's right. You old gods are all cultivated by doing good deeds in the past, right? You are good people, how can you lie to others?"

Thinking of the benefits of being a fairy, Su Xiaole couldn't help but smile so hard that she pulled Ye Lengleng's arm: "I want to be a fairy, I want to be a fairy~~~~"

"No rush." ​​Ye Leng Leng took out another file folder from his handbag, opened it, and found a contract with the words "Heavenly Court", "here, sign this first."