God also goes to school
Chapter 3 Should I go to Peking University or Tsinghua University?
Su Xiaole doesn't know anything about the contract, but she also vaguely knows that this thing is similar to the class agreement.
With the attitude of "pretend to understand if you don't understand", she took the contract and read it seriously for a long time.
"How?" A certain cold god was notoriously lacking in patience.
"Ah..." Su Xiaole looked at the paper full of "Party A" and "Party B", feeling a little overwhelmed, but he couldn't let the other party see it, so he still had to tense, "Some clauses in this contract are unreasonable... Tsk..."
While speaking, he looked at Ye Lengleng tentatively, hoping to use his aura to suppress the other party, so that she would take the initiative to modify the contract to be more favorable.Although, she didn't really understand what the contract meant.
"You can tell me which one is unreasonable." Ye Lengliang was not very happy to play inner palace fights with her.
"Tsk..." Touching his chin, he continued to pretend to be sophisticated.
"There are only three items in total, which one are you dissatisfied with?" Ye Leng's brows were already frowned.Said her patience is very limited!
Ye Lenglen's fingers were on the "Rights and Obligations" section, and there were indeed only three under it.
Frankly speaking, this should be the simplest contract in the world!Just three.
These three are:
[-]. During the contract period, Party A has the right to use Party B.
[-]. During the contract period, Party B must strictly implement the "Articles of Heaven" of Tianting First*. If there is any violation, it will be dealt with according to the relevant punishment plan of the Articles of Heaven.
[-]. The trial period is four years. During this period, if Party A is not satisfied with Party B, it can terminate the relationship at any time.After the probationary period expires, after passing the assessment, Party B can enjoy the welfare benefits of the personnel in the establishment of Tianting.
Su Xiaole looked back and forth at these three "rights and obligations"...
Ask the first question: What is "Party A has the right to use Party B"?
The answer was: You are working for the Heavenly Court during this period. It is easy to understand, just like me now.
Su Xiaole thought for a while, then nodded, why don't you do things for Heaven if you are a fairy!It's just that the words used by the heavenly man are a little strange.
Ask the second question: "Tian Tiao"?
Answer: This is it.It doesn't matter, you learn it slowly and remember it, but it's actually nothing, mostly it's about doing good deeds to help the strong and the weak.
Su Xiaole thought for a while, then nodded, she is a god, she wants to look like a god, to benefit all people!
Ask the third question: Why is the trial period so long?
The answer: it's very short.
Su Xiaole looked at Ye Lengleng, and then recalled that she said that she had lived for thousands of years... she stopped talking.
Ask the fourth question: What is the welfare of staff within the establishment?
Answer: It means that they have the same rights as those in the establishment of the Heavenly Court.
Follow-up: What is compilation?
The answer was: It is similar to the staffing of teachers and civil servants in your mortal world, which means that the country recognizes the iron rice bowl.
Shocked and asked: Then I am not an iron rice bowl?You mean I might still be fired?
Answer: No, but there is no difference, they enjoy the same treatment.There are very few examples of expulsion. Only when you violate the rules of heaven will you be expelled from the immortal bones and sent to the mortal world. If you don't commit crimes, you will not.Our Heavenly Court is just introducing your mortal world's competitive appointment system and doing some small reforms.The employment contract is signed once every 100 years, and the contract will be renewed after a hundred years without accidents.
……
After a series of questions, Ye Leng wiped his sweat and watched Su Xiaole sign the contract!
After signing, Su Xiaole raised her head and looked at Ye Leng with a bright smile: "I've signed it. You are gods, you won't lie and deceive people, right?"
Ye Leng Leng twitched the corners of his mouth, sort of smiling.It is true that gods do not lie and deceive people, but they can say half of it and half of it is misleading.
"Okay, think about it now, should I go to Peking University or Tsinghua University?" Su Xiaole smiled and began to think about changing the admission notice.
Well, I remember that from the first day of junior high school, she was struggling with whether to enter Peking University or Tsinghua University, and she was very troubled for a while.But ever since she entered high school, she knew that she actually thought too much ==
Now that I continue to struggle with this matter, it is still an annoyance (^o^)/~
"Would you like to go to Harvard?" Ye Leng Leng waited impatiently, and couldn't help but sarcastically.
"Ah, is it okay?" Su Xiaole's eyes lit up.Harvard is good, it is recognized as the number one in the world!That way you don't have to worry about it.
Ye Leng coldly rolled his eyes back at her, which was regarded as an answer.Of course not!Harvard is governed by the people of Jehovah Zeus in the West, and heaven cannot set foot in it.This is a serious issue, and everyone has signed a non-interference and peaceful coexistence treaty.
"Then..." Su Xiaole held her head in pain, "I had no choice but to keep thinking about it. Uuuuuuuu, I have a difficult choice syndrome~"
"..."
"Let's just go to Peking University!" Ye Leng Leng couldn't stand it anymore, and Yue Zu took over.
"Hmm..." Su Xiaole thought for a while, hesitated, and finally pulled the opponent's arm in embarrassment, "I think I still like Tsinghua University, which is more pragmatic."
"Okay!" Ye Leng was decisive, and took out an admission letter from Tsinghua University from his handbag.
"Ah!" Su Xiaole exclaimed, with regret on her face, "Actually, I heard that Peking University has a strong cultural atmosphere, and I heard that the Yan Garden there is beautiful..."
"Go!" Ye Leng interrupted her, "Go to your house now!"
Immortals are immortals, not only conjuring the admission notice, but also repairing Su Xiaole's college entrance examination surrounding matters seamlessly with Su's parents.In the end, the kind middle-aged couple happily waved goodbye to their baby daughter who started school a few days earlier.
Soaring through the clouds and riding the fog made Su Xiaole instantly feel proud of being a fairy.
Well, fairy...
She unconsciously straightened her back and straightened her neckline. (Although it's summer now, I'm wearing a clear soup sling)
After straightening her neckline, Su Xiaole raised her head and felt very good about herself.
The high-altitude wind blows her short hair, rustling its beauty, which makes people quite proud!
Therefore, a person who had already substituted himself with a noble self remembered that there was a misunderstanding between himself and Ye Lengleng, and as an upright god, he should explain it clearly.
So, she touched Ye Lenglen who was serious about driving the cloud: "Hey, Doraemon, I want to tell you something..."
A certain iceberg's face became colder than an iceberg: "I'm not called Doraemon, thank you."
"Oh..." Su Xiaole lowered her head, then raised it again in an instant, and asked weakly, "Then can I just call you Doraemon?"
"..."
"Hey, I want to tell you something..." Su Xiaole continued the topic just now.There was a bit of embarrassment in the conversation.
Ye Leng Leng didn't answer, but he was obviously listening.
"That..." Su Xiaole was very embarrassed, but she thought that she was a fairy, and she had to look like a fairy, so she mustered up the courage and finally said it, "Actually, since the first year of high school, I have always liked..."
The clouds under their feet trembled, and the two staggered.Ye Lengleng supported Su Xiaole, Ru Bingxue's face flushed a little.She turned her face away and didn't look at Su Xiaole, but said coldly: "Don't mention this beforehand, there are still many things to do back in Heaven."
"What's the matter?" Su Xiaole, who could only focus on one thing, was easily brought to other topics by her.
Ye Lenglen opened his mouth and was about to answer when he saw a golden auspicious cloud floating in the distance... The auspicious cloud was frighteningly big and dazzlingly yellow.
"Emperor of Heaven!" Ye Leng was shocked, "She actually came to pick you up in person!"
With the attitude of "pretend to understand if you don't understand", she took the contract and read it seriously for a long time.
"How?" A certain cold god was notoriously lacking in patience.
"Ah..." Su Xiaole looked at the paper full of "Party A" and "Party B", feeling a little overwhelmed, but he couldn't let the other party see it, so he still had to tense, "Some clauses in this contract are unreasonable... Tsk..."
While speaking, he looked at Ye Lengleng tentatively, hoping to use his aura to suppress the other party, so that she would take the initiative to modify the contract to be more favorable.Although, she didn't really understand what the contract meant.
"You can tell me which one is unreasonable." Ye Lengliang was not very happy to play inner palace fights with her.
"Tsk..." Touching his chin, he continued to pretend to be sophisticated.
"There are only three items in total, which one are you dissatisfied with?" Ye Leng's brows were already frowned.Said her patience is very limited!
Ye Lenglen's fingers were on the "Rights and Obligations" section, and there were indeed only three under it.
Frankly speaking, this should be the simplest contract in the world!Just three.
These three are:
[-]. During the contract period, Party A has the right to use Party B.
[-]. During the contract period, Party B must strictly implement the "Articles of Heaven" of Tianting First*. If there is any violation, it will be dealt with according to the relevant punishment plan of the Articles of Heaven.
[-]. The trial period is four years. During this period, if Party A is not satisfied with Party B, it can terminate the relationship at any time.After the probationary period expires, after passing the assessment, Party B can enjoy the welfare benefits of the personnel in the establishment of Tianting.
Su Xiaole looked back and forth at these three "rights and obligations"...
Ask the first question: What is "Party A has the right to use Party B"?
The answer was: You are working for the Heavenly Court during this period. It is easy to understand, just like me now.
Su Xiaole thought for a while, then nodded, why don't you do things for Heaven if you are a fairy!It's just that the words used by the heavenly man are a little strange.
Ask the second question: "Tian Tiao"?
Answer: This is it.It doesn't matter, you learn it slowly and remember it, but it's actually nothing, mostly it's about doing good deeds to help the strong and the weak.
Su Xiaole thought for a while, then nodded, she is a god, she wants to look like a god, to benefit all people!
Ask the third question: Why is the trial period so long?
The answer: it's very short.
Su Xiaole looked at Ye Lengleng, and then recalled that she said that she had lived for thousands of years... she stopped talking.
Ask the fourth question: What is the welfare of staff within the establishment?
Answer: It means that they have the same rights as those in the establishment of the Heavenly Court.
Follow-up: What is compilation?
The answer was: It is similar to the staffing of teachers and civil servants in your mortal world, which means that the country recognizes the iron rice bowl.
Shocked and asked: Then I am not an iron rice bowl?You mean I might still be fired?
Answer: No, but there is no difference, they enjoy the same treatment.There are very few examples of expulsion. Only when you violate the rules of heaven will you be expelled from the immortal bones and sent to the mortal world. If you don't commit crimes, you will not.Our Heavenly Court is just introducing your mortal world's competitive appointment system and doing some small reforms.The employment contract is signed once every 100 years, and the contract will be renewed after a hundred years without accidents.
……
After a series of questions, Ye Leng wiped his sweat and watched Su Xiaole sign the contract!
After signing, Su Xiaole raised her head and looked at Ye Leng with a bright smile: "I've signed it. You are gods, you won't lie and deceive people, right?"
Ye Leng Leng twitched the corners of his mouth, sort of smiling.It is true that gods do not lie and deceive people, but they can say half of it and half of it is misleading.
"Okay, think about it now, should I go to Peking University or Tsinghua University?" Su Xiaole smiled and began to think about changing the admission notice.
Well, I remember that from the first day of junior high school, she was struggling with whether to enter Peking University or Tsinghua University, and she was very troubled for a while.But ever since she entered high school, she knew that she actually thought too much ==
Now that I continue to struggle with this matter, it is still an annoyance (^o^)/~
"Would you like to go to Harvard?" Ye Leng Leng waited impatiently, and couldn't help but sarcastically.
"Ah, is it okay?" Su Xiaole's eyes lit up.Harvard is good, it is recognized as the number one in the world!That way you don't have to worry about it.
Ye Leng coldly rolled his eyes back at her, which was regarded as an answer.Of course not!Harvard is governed by the people of Jehovah Zeus in the West, and heaven cannot set foot in it.This is a serious issue, and everyone has signed a non-interference and peaceful coexistence treaty.
"Then..." Su Xiaole held her head in pain, "I had no choice but to keep thinking about it. Uuuuuuuu, I have a difficult choice syndrome~"
"..."
"Let's just go to Peking University!" Ye Leng Leng couldn't stand it anymore, and Yue Zu took over.
"Hmm..." Su Xiaole thought for a while, hesitated, and finally pulled the opponent's arm in embarrassment, "I think I still like Tsinghua University, which is more pragmatic."
"Okay!" Ye Leng was decisive, and took out an admission letter from Tsinghua University from his handbag.
"Ah!" Su Xiaole exclaimed, with regret on her face, "Actually, I heard that Peking University has a strong cultural atmosphere, and I heard that the Yan Garden there is beautiful..."
"Go!" Ye Leng interrupted her, "Go to your house now!"
Immortals are immortals, not only conjuring the admission notice, but also repairing Su Xiaole's college entrance examination surrounding matters seamlessly with Su's parents.In the end, the kind middle-aged couple happily waved goodbye to their baby daughter who started school a few days earlier.
Soaring through the clouds and riding the fog made Su Xiaole instantly feel proud of being a fairy.
Well, fairy...
She unconsciously straightened her back and straightened her neckline. (Although it's summer now, I'm wearing a clear soup sling)
After straightening her neckline, Su Xiaole raised her head and felt very good about herself.
The high-altitude wind blows her short hair, rustling its beauty, which makes people quite proud!
Therefore, a person who had already substituted himself with a noble self remembered that there was a misunderstanding between himself and Ye Lengleng, and as an upright god, he should explain it clearly.
So, she touched Ye Lenglen who was serious about driving the cloud: "Hey, Doraemon, I want to tell you something..."
A certain iceberg's face became colder than an iceberg: "I'm not called Doraemon, thank you."
"Oh..." Su Xiaole lowered her head, then raised it again in an instant, and asked weakly, "Then can I just call you Doraemon?"
"..."
"Hey, I want to tell you something..." Su Xiaole continued the topic just now.There was a bit of embarrassment in the conversation.
Ye Leng Leng didn't answer, but he was obviously listening.
"That..." Su Xiaole was very embarrassed, but she thought that she was a fairy, and she had to look like a fairy, so she mustered up the courage and finally said it, "Actually, since the first year of high school, I have always liked..."
The clouds under their feet trembled, and the two staggered.Ye Lengleng supported Su Xiaole, Ru Bingxue's face flushed a little.She turned her face away and didn't look at Su Xiaole, but said coldly: "Don't mention this beforehand, there are still many things to do back in Heaven."
"What's the matter?" Su Xiaole, who could only focus on one thing, was easily brought to other topics by her.
Ye Lenglen opened his mouth and was about to answer when he saw a golden auspicious cloud floating in the distance... The auspicious cloud was frighteningly big and dazzlingly yellow.
"Emperor of Heaven!" Ye Leng was shocked, "She actually came to pick you up in person!"
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