God also goes to school

What is the happiest thing in the world?Naturally, it is to raise a little teaser, and it is a little teaser that I like.

Today's Qingjun has done such a thing.

First of all, Xiao Doubi's three meals a day must be properly prepared.

Originally, Qingjun didn't eat, but for Su Xiaole, he arranged for various delicacies every day.And although Su Xiaole is not as good as the foodie Dim Sum Wuchen, he is also the owner of the delicious food. Seeing Qing Jun beside him, he also licked his lips unconsciously. Tender cheeks, or for food.

So, the demons saw that Qingjun, who hadn't eaten for thousands of years, started to eat. They also ordered Chengdu's hot pot, Xi'an's mutton steamed buns, Anhui's tiaozi roast pork...etc. !

Even the butler in Tsing Yi, who had been keeping a cold face, couldn't help but glance at Su Xiaole when he brought all kinds of dishes.

It made Su Xiaole very innocent, she didn't know what she did wrong, she looked at Qingjun blankly.

"It's okay, you continue to eat." Qing Jun stroked Su Xiaole's head.

"Oh." Xiao Le smiled, rolled her eyes and nodded.Anyway, she is a master who doesn't distract herself from everything, as long as others say it's okay, it's fine.

But after a few days, Qingjun felt uncomfortable. After all, he has a stomach that has never tasted human food for thousands of years, and he can't accept the waste oil in the world for a while

So, Qing Jun of a certain Demon Realm once again did something that surprised all the demons under him (as if they had any)—cooking!

Yes, in today's gutter oil flood, even the devil has to rely on himself to eat safe food ==

However, the devil is obviously not a good cook. Although he brought all human cookbooks and culinary teaching CDs (Hey, devil, are you sure this is not stealing?), he also studied the human kitchen settings and The purpose of various tools, but... I still lit the kitchen three times, smoked myself once, and finally fried a plate of fried bean sprouts.

Fried bean sprouts.

What I hate to eat the most is fried bean sprouts, bean sprouts, bean sprouts, so thin, hairy to eat?

However, when she saw Qing Jun, who had a charcoal-black face, holding the fried bean sprouts in front of her, Su Xiaole happily took it, and then happily ate it. , she still couldn't get enough of it: "Wow, it's delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious thing! I can't get enough of it."

"Really?" Qing Jun was very happy.

"En!" Su Xiaole nodded heavily.

"Then I'll fry another plate."

Uh.

Seeing Qingjun running back to the kitchen cheerfully, Su Xiaole slapped herself silently: I call you exaggerated acting skills!Tell you to talk nonsense~~~~(>_<)~~~~

So, in the following week, Su Xiaole ate 21 meals of panax notoginseng fried bean sprouts!

Su Xiaole really wanted to turn the table over at 21, no matter what!

However, as soon as she came into contact with Qing Jun's eyes full of sincerity and eager expectation, she could only grin and eat happily.Woo, I can only keep two lines of lasagna in my heart.

Finally, on the eighth day, Su Xiaole asked, "Why don't you eat together?"

"You like food so much, why would I snatch it from you?" Qing Jun's smiling eyes were full of pampering and... humility.

Su Xiaole clenched her fist silently, but smiled on her face, imitating the tone she saw in novels and TV, "Hey~ You should try it too, just taste it, taste it."

"No, I'll leave it to you." The pampering and humility in someone's eyes was even worse.

Su Xiaole clenched her fist even tighter, thinking that you should have a bite!Can you have a taste?Can you understand how hard it is for me to eat this cheating dish every day?You should taste it to see if it tastes like human food!

As a result, the smile on the face of a certain person who was about to go berserk was even bigger, blooming like a flower: "No, I want you to have a taste, I hope to share it with you."

Qing Jun shook, quickly took a mouthful of bean sprouts and put it in his mouth.

Then, Su Xiaole watched the expression on Qing Jun's face change, change, and change again...

"Hiss..." In the end, Qing Jun swallowed the bean sprouts in his mouth heavily, and took a deep breath, "Unexpectedly... hiss...Xiao Le actually likes this taste."

Uh.

Sister!I don't like it either!Didn't you taste it, so it's not for people to eat?I am also human!You don't like to eat and I don't like to eat, I'm also a normal person!Not so heavy taste ah!

Ten thousand muddy horses are galloping in my heart, but I can't say anything.This feeling is indescribably suffocating!

No, you must let her know that this dish is terrible, and let her know that she eats this dish purely to thank her for her hard work, and it is enough to eat one plate, not every day!Will eat the dead! !

How can I let the other party know without using my own mouth to say it?

One day when she saw a cold-faced woman in Tsing Yi come to clean up the dishes, an idea popped into Su Xiaole's mind.

"Ah, Jun, let this sister in Tsing Yi sit down and eat together?"

Qing Jun didn't speak, looking at the butler in Tsing Yi who was standing aside waiting to clean up the dishes, hesitant.who is she?The most domineering woman in the sky and on earth, she cooks for others, and that's what she does to Su Xiaole.

"Hey~~ Let her eat together, you made me a good thing, I hope others can share their testimonies~~ Well~~" Pulling the sleeves.

Qing Jun and Tsing Yi Butler shook their heads.

So, the butler in Tsing Yi sat down to eat.

The housekeeper in Tsing Yi ate very elegantly, gently lifted the chopsticks, took a handful of dishes, put them gently in his mouth, and slowly chewed and savored.The expression on his face was one of enjoyment and intoxication.

Uh, beauty + delicious food + enjoying expressions + slow motion, Su Xiaole has a sense of sight as if watching a commercial ==

"You..." Su Xiaole looked intently, "How about the taste...?"

The housekeeper in Tsing Yi gently put down his chopsticks and nodded: "It's delicious in the world, and it's a peerless product."

Uh

Su Xiaole blinked the poor boy's eyes and stopped talking.

It must be the way you opened it, right?

After that, Su Xiaole ate fried bean sprouts for another week, another round of torment 21 times!

Until the end Su Xiaole very sincerely suggested that with Qingjun's culinary genius, he could delve into other dishes and end.

And the so-called other dishes... well, taster Su Xiaole said: It's just another painful reincarnation.

So, for the sake of her own stomach, the lazy Su Xiaole finally took over the burden of the cook and asked Ying to cook. Of course, the real reason can't be said, so I can only tell Qing Jun, "Hey~~ I want to cook for you la~~"

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Qingjun was delighted to enjoy Su Xiaole's cooking skills.

As a foodie, Su Xiaole's cooking skills are considered so-so, and he uses the original eco-friendly, pollution-free and selected ingredients, and the food he makes is also considered delicious.

Finally I can eat a normal meal~~~~Su Xiaole has tears in her eyes~~~~(>_<)~~~~

But a new problem came up again——Qingjun was eating the dishes Su Xiaole made for himself, and suddenly felt a sense, drove away the housekeeper in Qingyi, and said that he would clean up the dishes and wash the dishes himself.

okay.do the washing up.

But the problem was that they hadn't washed the dishes before, so there was a "crackling" sound, and the bowls brought into the kitchen were shattered all over the floor, and there was not a single one left.

Uh, it's okay, once you are born and second time you are familiar.

The next day, there was another round of "crackling", and there were still not one left.

Uh, it's okay, as long as there are no more than three things.

On the third day, the "crackling" continued, but there was still not one left.

Uh, Su Xiaole raised her forehead, and couldn't think of a reason to comfort herself.

After a week of "crackling" with no one left, the lazy Su Xiaole bit the bullet and took over the job.There is no other way, although she is lazy, she also knows how to cherish blessings, if she always wastes things like this, she will be struck by lightning ==

However, she was a little curious: Didn't make any progress for Mao Qingjun after seven days?Couldn't it evolve from one not left to at least one not broken?Well she also knows that's not the point ==

Qingjun doesn't know that the other party has despised him a hundred times in his heart, and he is still dreaming about the world of two people with his little tease. You cook while you wash the dishes O(∩_∩)O~

Of course, she doesn't know either: when the lazy Su Xiaole gets lazy, she just licks the dishes with her tongue.