God also goes to school

Su Xiaole is an easy-going person, if you ask her to sign a contract, she will sign the contract, if she is asked to become a god, she will be a god, if she is asked to study, she will study, if she is asked to come to kill demons, she can only come to kill demons.Therefore, Qing Jun raised her in captivity like this, and she didn't feel any discomfort.

Although it is very troublesome to cook and wash dishes occasionally every day, Su Xiaole is still very happy when he thinks of living in other people's homes and eating other people's food, without paying rent or buying vegetables, cooking and washing dishes is normal.

Qing Jun is also very happy.

Waking up in the morning, looking at Su Xiaole's sleeping face beside her, stroking her sparse but clean eyelashes.

After lunch, looking at Su Xiaole's sleeping face, I couldn't help but hold my cheeks and stare at it - this face has been remembered for thousands of years.

After dinner, look at Su Xiaole's sleeping face, and help her tuck in the quilt.

Normally, seeing Su Xiaole's sleeping face that "takes a short nap" from time to time, I can't help but slow down, lest I disturb her.

For the first time, Qingjun felt at ease. Is this what ordinary people call "happiness"?

But... why is this girl sleeping all day long!

Finally, on a scorching afternoon, Su Xiaole was sitting in the backyard preparing to take a nap, when Qing Jun walked in, Su Xiaole shouted "Don't move!"

Qing Jun was stunned.

"Yes, don't move. Okay, now move three steps to the left, yes, okay, move forward two steps. Yes, OK, just stand there."

"Why?" Qingjun asked his baby curiously.

"Yawn~~ block the sun."

Someone stretched and narrowed his eyes.

!Qingjun, thorough, fried, gross, gone.

"Can't you do something other than sleep?"

"busy?"

Su Xiaole rubbed her eyes and asked.

Uh.

Qingjun thought about it for a long time, but he really couldn't think of anything that Su Xiaole should do: "Nothing."

"That's over."

Su Xiaole narrowed her eyes again, turned over and continued to sleep.

If you put an egg next to Qing Jun at this time, you will find that the egg is cooked.

Yes, she wants to get angry now, no one has ever ignored herself so much!

"Get up!" Qing Jun picked up Su Xiaole, and pinched Su Xiaole's belly, "Look at you, you've gained a lot of weight these few days, you're not afraid to grow into a pig if you continue like this!"

"Don't be afraid." Su Xiaole replied seriously, "You don't know, I am a fairy, I can change."

The big deal is to get fat and then lose weight.Zhang Yu, who loves beauty, took her to the Xianji library to secretly learn this trick. This kind of trick is like a child's trick. It does not require a high level of fairy spirit and cultivation. It is very simple to practice. After coming out, I learned it in half a day in the dense forest.But don't look at the required fairy art, but the effect is great.

Zhang Yu said that this fairy art is better than PS and Meitu Xiuxiu, and it can be changed regularly and minor repairs every day.Su Xiaole doesn't have as much ambition as Yumeiren, she only uses it to transform back the little meat she eats occasionally.Well, in fact, she ate roast duck every day in the heavenly court a few days ago, and she became plump in a few days, and she became big and round in a few days, so she changed once.A week later, it became big and round again, and it changed again...

In short, she is still practical and has a say in this matter.

Qing Jun held his forehead, and was already speechless.

God knows that the thousands of changes in the fairy world are not for the sake of micro-plastic surgery!your sister! !

As the master of the Three Realms, the overbearing woman can't hold it anymore, what should she do if she wants to be rude?

"You, start tomorrow, give me, run."

Put your hand down from your forehead, Qing Jun ordered.

"I do not."

Obviously, the target of Qing Jun's orders this time is not his obedient subordinates.

"must go."

The expression is very serious, and the eyes are very domineering.

Su Xiaole shuddered, not daring to talk back immediately, but bit her lip and shed tears: "You despise others. You despise others for being fat."

That aggrieved appearance, accompanied by tears, really looks like a disliked and resentful woman.

Qing Jun shook.

Uh.

"How could I dislike you, my dear. Well, Bao, don't cry. If you don't want to run away, let's not run away. Don't cry."

"it is good!"

Su Xiaole's greatest advantage is that he doesn't do anything, he always knows that he will accept it when he sees it, and when he achieves his goal, he will burst into laughter immediately.And, I found an old tree, sat in the shade of the tree, stretched myself, and continued to sleep.

Qing Jun's hand that patted her shoulder was still there.

Uh, it's getting better, will it be too fast T_T

Anyway, to love someone is to love her all.It is impossible for Qing Jun to really dislike Su Xiaole because of her gluttony and sleepiness, so in the end, he can only die to prevent her from sleeping.Besides, Su Xiaole, who sleeps more than ten hours a day, has skin that is so tender and green that a pinch of fingernails can wet her hands, which is very painful.

Therefore, Qingjun gradually left her.However, every day when Su Xiaole sleeps, she sits aside and meditates by herself.After all, in the future, it is estimated that there will be a fight with some people in the sky.

In this way, the two of them have also arranged their spare time after meals so that the well water does not interfere with the river water, which is very harmonious.

Even gradually, Qing Jun got used to this kind of life and felt a kind of peace of mind at home.This kind of peace of mind was never given to herself even by Meng Xuan back then.

After all, Mengxuan back then must still have other people in her heart.As for this Su Xiaole, Qingjun can at least be sure that when she is by his side, she definitely doesn't think about other women.But did she think about herself?Uh... I don't feel too sure about the swelling.

"Tsing Yi, how do you tell if a person has you in his heart?"

One day, when Su Xiaole was taking a nap and the butler in Tsing Yi came to clean up the house again, Qing Jun couldn't help asking.

Tsing Yi?

The housekeeper in Tsing Yi was at a loss.Is this... calling yourself?

"Tsing Yi, I want to ask you something."

Qing Jun has never had much patience with people other than someone.

Really call me!

Ah, how can someone who has not had a name for thousands of years be given a name by the devil himself? Really, really touched~~~~(>_<)~~~~

"Hey."

Qingjun black line.

what happened?Ever since Su Xiaole came, has his aura weakened?Not only did the order not work for Su Xiaole, even his housekeeper dared not answer his own words.

"Ah, what did Lord Qing Jun ask?"

The butler, who had always been as calm as water, looked at Qingjun with wet eyes, shining brightly.

Take a deep breath.

"I ask you, how can you determine whether a person loves you or not?"

It seems that my aura is really weak.Do you need to say it twice now?My domineering spirit~~~~(>_<)~~~~

"Back to Qingjun, this is very simple." Tsing Yi returned to respect, but added a touch of shyness that was so faint that it was completely invisible, "It is said that men are afraid of breaking their promises, and women are afraid of losing their bodies. If a woman is willing to... I entrust it all to you, so naturally I have you in my heart."

"Oh... like this."

Qingjun thought about it, but felt a little helpless.That person's body is untouchable. "One day" Shou Gongsha is still there, except for that piece of dead ice, no one has that power.well.

Thinking of this, after a moment of grief and anger, he looked up again and found that the butler in Tsing Yi was still there: "Why haven't you left yet?"

"Ah, my subordinate, my subordinate..." The shyness on someone's face, which was completely invisible, faded even further, and he lowered his head, "My subordinate will leave."

Qing Jun nodded.

Watching the housekeeper leave in Tsing Yi, Qing Jun felt that the phrase "Sister Tsing Yi" that his child called was very vivid.Well, Tsing Yi, this name is not bad.Well, that's what I'll call her from now on.

And a certain Tsing Yi, already holding the name of Xinde, was overjoyed.

She finally has a name!

Although there is a "day" and you can't really do it, you can still try your attitude, right?

Thinking so, Qingjun took Su Xiaole's hand that night: "Xiaole, if possible, would you like to follow me..."

silence.

Su Xiaole looked at her with blank eyes.

Well.Just a little more hints!

"Xiao Le, I mean, on such a beautiful day, would you like to...be with me under this brocade quilt..."

silence.

Su Xiaole still stared, waiting for her next words.

I go!This is so obvious!

Qingjun closed his eyes, finally gritted his teeth and asked, "I mean, would you like to have sex with me?"

"Clap clap clap?"

"Well, that's..."

Even Qingjun's face was blushing at this moment.If she still doesn't understand what she said, she really can only hit a wall.

"Oh... yes!" Su Xiaole finally had a clear face, agreed happily, stepped forward with a smile, and kissed Qingjun directly.

Qingjun's head went "hum".

The face was immediately congested.

Freeze on the spot.

Su Xiaole yawned, pulled the quilt and squinted to sleep.

"Hey!" Qingjun said embarrassingly, what is this?

"Didn't you promise to be with me..."

I just kissed myself and I am excited, so there is no follow-up?

"Oh, isn't it the end of sex!" Su Xiaole was about to fall asleep, and was a little annoyed to be shaken awake while half asleep.

"Hey, I'm talking about papapa, not..."

"Isn't it just sex!" Su Xiaole frowned and explained, "I know, my dad said that it's good for my mother to be a nurse on night shift. After marrying my mother, I can hang out with my mother during the day and with my mother at night." My aunt clapped."

Uh.

"Your father really said that?"

"Yeah, he said it to someone on QQ when he was drunk, I saw it."

So, this poor child understands papapapa and memeda, do they actually mean the same thing, ⊙﹏⊙b

Thinking of Xiao Le being raised by such a father, he couldn't help feeling sad, and even looked at Su Xiaole with sympathy, so he no longer wanted to ask about sex.

Anyway, today, I am quite satisfied.

Well, don't worry, Xiao Le lives in the Demon Palace anyway, I'll ask when I have time.

However, she didn't know that Su Xiaole would no longer be with her the next night.

The author has something to say: Thanks to leofuji for mine╭(╯3╰)╮