God also goes to school

"Emperor of Heaven? Shouldn't it be the Jade Emperor?"

——This is the first sentence Su Xiaole said after seeing the Emperor of Heaven.Even after tens of millions of years, every time she thinks back to this point, she feels a little embarrassed.

At this time, the Emperor of Heaven didn't think of it as a pestle, and pressed down the cloud head with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a thousand years, but I am as old as before. Fortunately."

Choking...Su Xiaole's classical Chinese reading comprehension has always been 0 points ⊙﹏⊙b She looked blankly at Ye Lenglen beside her, asking for help.

Ye Leng looked at the Emperor of Heaven, seeing the peaceful expression on his face, he dared to lower his head and explain softly: "It means that you have been gone for thousands of years, and you are still so stupid."

Uh... Su Xiaole stopped talking.

At this moment, she would rather not find an interpreter.

"By the way, you know me?" Su Xiaole is a bully and fearful glutinous rice master in his bones. Seeing that the other party is the emperor of heaven, he naturally changed his honorific title unconsciously.

"Do you really have no memory at all?" The Heavenly Emperor stretched out his hand and touched her forehead with some pity.Then he sighed and smiled, "Forget it, the past is better than forgetting each other. Since I have come to the heaven, I will practice more exercises in the future."

Su Xiaole looked at Ye Lengleng again.

Ye Leng came over with a blank expression: "It means, it's better to forget about the past. Now that you have come to Tianting, you just need to practice hard in the future."

The Emperor of Heaven saw that the two of them were translating and translating, and it was boring (anyone who needs to translate while chatting would be boring), so he left first, and took out a sapphire to Su Xiaole before leaving: "If you hold this token, you can Clear the sky."

Su Xiaole looked at Ye Lengleng again, but saw that the other person looked at Qingyu in shock, his eyes were shining... She immediately realized that what the Emperor of Heaven gave her was an extremely precious thing, and was afraid that he would go back on her word, so she quickly took it and put it in her backpack. The inner layer.

This is the luggage she packed specially before leaving. It contains her favorite snacks and some small items she thinks are essential.The innermost floor is equipped with a tablet computer and N full power banks, which she brought here because she was afraid that the sky would be boring, because she considered that the sky was out of power, so she prepared a lot of power banks.

At this time, Su Xiaole looked at the small tablet in the bag, then at the sapphire in his hand, gritted his teeth, took out the small tablet, and handed it to the Emperor of Heaven: "Thank you. This is also for you."

"Oh?" The Heavenly Emperor's eyes also lit up.

Su Xiaole's family background is average, this tablet computer is just a small-screen miscellaneous brand, and other students who usually use Apple Ipad look down on her, although she doesn't care about it and has been having a good time by herself, but today the person who sees you is the emperor The eyes of my tablet computer were bright, and I was in a great mood, so I even took out all the N charging treasures: "I'll give them all to you. They need to be charged."

"Then, this folder is full of novels, written in normal human language, you can read..." In the next time, Mou Le began to patiently teach Tiandi how to play with a tablet. The key is to let her learn how to use a tablet to read. Novel, because the most important thing is to let her learn to speak human language!

She firmly believes: When the Emperor of Heaven finishes reading the 12 G modern novels in the computer, let alone human words, even writing novels will be fine!

(The author who watched with cold eyes, Jun Luanlu: It’s okay. But a certain protagonist didn’t seem to notice that the folder he clicked on was "The Complete Works of Qiong Yao". Use the novels in this folder to enlighten our Queen of Heaven... Hehe ,hehe.)

Su Xiaole finally breathed a sigh of relief after sending away the Heavenly Emperor who spoke classical Chinese, and began to chat with someone who could communicate: "Hey, Doraemon, is the Heavenly Emperor the biggest in your Heavenly Court? Why isn't it the Jade Emperor?"

"I'm not a robot cat, thank you." Ye Leng's face became even colder, but he still explained to her, "The Jade Emperor was made up by your world, and our king here is the Emperor of Heaven. Some people made mistakes in the past and were punished." The gods who have been relegated to the mortal world, because the magic power is too high, the memory cannot be completely washed away by Meng Po Tang, and the remaining memories will often linger in his mind, appearing in the form of fantasies and dreams. Finally, some of these people They wrote fairy tales based on this vague and fragmented memory. With the power of Meng Po Tang, it is impossible for them to remember the specific names of the emperor and gods, at most they can only remember some outlines, so the fairy stories are all made up."

"Ah..." Su Xiaole was speechless, "Have all the degraded gods in love become writers?"

"Of course not. There are also scientists and painters." Ye Lengleng's patience increased sharply because of Le's previous statement, "I have always liked..." since the first year of high school, and explained seriously, "In fact, the degraded god Most of them still have some aura, which is different from ordinary people. After they enter the mortal world, relying on their own aura and if they work hard, they can do a lot of things, such as writing "Dream of Red Mansions", compiling "Compendium of Materia Medica", compiling Great Wall or something..."

"You mean they are all gods?" Although I always knew that Cao Xueqin and Li Shizhen were very powerful, I didn't expect that they were all degraded gods!

"Of course." Ye Leng took it for granted, "If there is no aura, no matter how hard they try, they will not be able to produce such a masterpiece."

Uh……

Well, Su Xiaole now deeply understands the meaning of "Genius is 90.00% perspiration plus [-]% inspiration, and without that [-]% inspiration you will never succeed"!Probably, the "spiritual energy" that Ye Lenglen mentioned is what the world calls "talent", "inspiration" and the like.

The two walked and talked all the way, and gradually came to a very magnificent building.

And after the building, there are faintly more buildings of the same grandeur... These buildings are all closed in a courtyard with no boundaries, and the gate of the courtyard is equally magnificent, classical and noble yet modern.There are two large characters engraved on it:

Dedicated to pre-school and extra curricular

"This is..." Su Xiaole rubbed her eyes.

"Isn't it written on it?" Ye Leng said calmly.

Uh……

Yes, it says school!

But... who can tell what's going on? !

Didn't you say take me to become a god, what's the matter with taking me to "school" now? !And, what the hell is a "school"?What school is it, your sister!Is there such a school that engraves itself a brand called "school"? !

Su Xiaole was staying on the spot, letting thousands of grass and mud horses gallop in his head, but a fairy in white came out with a smile on her face: "Crying, you dig together~~~~Welcome to the school."

Su Xiaole looked at Ye Lengleng.

"Oh, this is our class teacher and counselor, Teacher Cang Hai." Ye Leng explained, "She is a Japanese immigrant."

Uh... Are there immigrants in the sky?

never mind.Su Xiaole rubbed her temples, prepared not to pursue these unimportant things, but focused on the key points: "What does this mean? What is the class teacher? Is this the rhythm of studying?"

"Otherwise, what do you think?" Ye Leng continued to look at her calmly, "You don't have any spells now, why don't you learn them?"

uh...but...

"I hate reading the most!" Su Xiaole was about to cry.What about becoming a god?

Ye Leng said nothing, expressing that he had no choice.

"Ah, it doesn't matter. You didn't like reading before, but you will definitely like it in the future." Teacher Canghai said in a sweet voice, speaking Mandarin with a substandard Japanese accent, "We are a very magical school here. , you can learn the most wonderful spells..."

Next, the half-hour-long school introduction course introduces the brainwashing of freshmen...

Finally, Teacher Cang Hai finished speaking, and asked with a smile, "Do you understand?"

"I...understood." Su Xiaole was a little unsteady, she had decided that she would rather be tortured to death by reading than be nagged to death, "I will study hard and improve every day, thank you Teacher Canghai."

"Ah, you can call me Teacher Cang." Cang Hai said sweetly with a smile.I heard that Chinese people only refer to teachers by their surnames, so of course she has to do as the Romans do.

"Teacher Cang?" Su Xiaole shuddered, and then couldn't help asking, "Do you have anything to do with Teacher Sora Aoi?"

"Ah, no. We are far apart." Cang Hai smiled and explained earnestly, "She is a well, but it is empty. I am a sea, which is bigger."

Uh……

Su Xiaole glanced at the neck of a certain teacher, and smacked her lips: It is indeed bigger and said ⊙﹏⊙b