The official match of this seat is not you

"Take it out quickly, young master, I lost all my morals for this reward, and even told a bunch of old men who can be antiques that I love you, I really won't love you again"

Wu Yan shed tears of bitterness, he didn't want to become a martial arts master in an instant, but he has made such a big sacrifice, can you give him a cheat book or something for him to practice on his own!The leader of the Demon Cult with a combat power of five, he is really the No. 1 pioneer. In order to save his life, he is now in the shadow of confession.

His complexion is still pale now, and Wu Yan, who still has a feeling of vomiting, feels that he probably won't be able to say "I love you" in his life. Whenever he mentions these three words, he will think of those pickled faces.

Nian Gao dawdled, groped on his now rounded Nian Gao belly, touched himself from head to toe, and then smiled at Wu Yan in embarrassment.

Wu Yan stared at the already fatter rice cake, smiled at it, and smiled again. The somewhat ferocious smile made the rice cake, which was still groping around, stop all his movements.

Turning around, Wu Yan walked directly towards the table a few steps away, on which there were several apples with some drops of water on them.

But the apple was not Wu Yan's goal, the sharp fruit knife stuck in the apple was pulled out, and it just dangled in front of the rice cake.

"You violent guy, you said you liked him the most before, but now you just give up, and you are still pointing at me with a knife! Hey, he's no longer in love." The rice cake is now fat like some kind of creature body, the tone of a resentful woman made Wu Yan's hand holding the knife tremble, and almost cut himself.

"I mean I like to eat rice cakes, can you let me eat them!" After making a few gestures, Wu Yan directly threw aside the fruit knife used to scare rice cakes, he was really reluctant to keep this one Almost a year for the guy to butcher.But she had no choice but to let this rice cake get away with it.Wu Yan decided to give this rice cake a little color.

"Let me look for it. Where did I throw your rewards at random? I remember that when I was in a daze, I heard what my family kissed the cake and said about your rewards, and then I..." The rice cake looked Looking at Wu Yan's threatening gaze and the look of him planning something, he was timid.At this time, no matter how powerful the rice cake is, it doesn't want to be divided into seven or eight pieces and eaten, and the anxious circle finally realizes the crisis.

"That's right!" Nian Gao jumped out of the bed and dragged out a small basket from the foot of the bed. It was its nest, and it was a precious place where Wu Yan would not be allowed to move.

"This!" Nian Gao pulled out a pink sock from the small basket, which was crumpled as if it hadn't been washed for a few days.

"No!" He threw it away.

"This!" A pair of black stockings. I don't know where this colored rice cake came from.

"No" throw!

"This! This! This! This!..."

Wu Yan's bed was filled with messy things, it looked like a mountain of rubbish.

Standing aside, Wu Yan couldn't help complaining, "What kind of system did he find? Is it okay to like rice cakes living in the garbage dump?" , now just ask for these things to be taken back!The banana peel left on his pillow was almost infested with flies.

"It's this one!" Nian Gao held a small box the size of a palm, and danced around like dancing, but finally stepped on the banana peel on the pillow, and the result... was a tragedy.

Wu Yan stood aside, stretched out his two hands to cover his eyes, he was really convinced.

Nian Gao freed her head from the little lace skirt, stretched out her two paws and began to peel off the exquisite satin packaging on the box.

Wu Yan's eyes began to shine as he looked at the booklet-like book that the rice cake had tossed and tossed for a long time.It can't really be a secret book of martial arts!Is it time for him to rise up as a dick?

Wu Yan's hands trembled a little, and he took the small gold-bound book with both hands solemnly, and carefully read it..."72 Rules for Picking Up Girls".

Wu Yan: Shu...transformed...? ⊙﹏⊙!

Rice cake: Is it really the ultimate weapon? Y(^o^)Y~ Pulling up the fat rice cake that was still jumping, Wu Yan wanted to turn into a roaring horse, but the corners of his mouth twitched, as if this face still couldn't do such a difficult movement.

"This is the reward you said! Did you make a mistake? Do you want me, the most useless Demon Cult leader, to read love poems or wink at the girl? It is estimated that the guards of a few girls will easily deal with me. Just drop it!" Wu Yan looked at the hardcover booklet, and the little boy is no longer popular these days, you know, he really did it according to this thing, and he was killed before he could read the love poem.

"It's already been said by the organization." Nian Gao cleared his throat, put his hands behind his back, and repeated sternly, "If you have too many golden fingers, you won't be able to get the happiness of finding a girl, so you have to do this martial arts by yourself, at most it's for you to understand." It's all about hurrying up your martial arts."

Wu Yan looked at the mountain of rubbish on his bed, and felt that if he believed in this rice cake, he would be a pig!

Wu Yan threw that piece of rice cake on the bed, he wants to see what the "72 Rules of Picking Up Girls" is good for, if this thing can help him find cute girls, then he is saying something to a bunch of old men I love you and don't feel depressed anymore.

The first way to pick up a girl: Sending flowers is always the most touching thing for a girl!

Wu Yan stayed in the garden for a whole night, bearing the big lumps bitten by mosquitoes on his body, and finally grabbed a handful of wilting little yellow flowers before donating all the blood to the mosquitoes, and there was no one there. The garden of beautiful flowers rushed out.

Facing the beautiful girl in front of him, Wu Yan hesitated for a long time.

"You Ruo, these flowers are specially given to you." Wu Yan took out a bunch of wilted yellow flowers hidden behind his back, although there was no smile on his face, his eyes were bright.

no response……

no response yet...

Wu Yan looked at the only girl in the valley who he thought was gentle and beautiful, who kept one movement for nearly half an hour, and then was shocked by an extremely loud cry, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible!" Grass step!"

Wu Yan's ears were buzzing, and he saw the girl carefully holding the pile of wilted little yellow flowers, two lines of clear water droplets flowing down her oval face, "It's been two years since I planted it, okay?" Herbs that are easy to survive, but I can’t make it with Buhunsan! Huh, huh.”

Wu Yan listened to the girl talking about how she wanted to avenge her against Ye Baibucao, and then looked at the pair of big long knives in the hands of the shy and gentle girl just now, her hair was startled. There is no wood when I get up.

The first style of picking up girls is a complete failure!

One failure doesn't mean anything, Wu Yan became more and more courageous as he became frustrated, and started the second style of picking up girls.

The second type: praise the lovely girl, but don't expose her scars.

So Wu Yan was dressed in blue brocade clothes, adjusted his facial expression in front of the mirror for nearly two hours, and finally walked out of the room with what he thought was the most perfect smile.He didn't admit that he was so stiff from laughing, this is the most innovative way of laughing --- a superficial smile.

With such a smile, Wu Yan walked to the most beautiful girl in the valley under the stares of everyone in the valley, "Ah! Sister Ling'er, your makeup today is really beautiful."

Ling'er: "Master, Ling'er didn't wear makeup today"

"Ling'er's martial arts are really high!"

"You have to work harder to protect the leader!" The glass bottle in the girl's hand collided in the air, scattering the powder all over the place.When the powder is blown by the air, it just flies a little into the water basin, and the water in the basin turns blue in an instant.

Wu Yan didn't know what else he should say. This ten-thousand-year-old bachelor who hadn't said twenty words to his sister didn't know how to talk to his sister even if he became a shrunken child in this life, so Wu Yan Just squatting aside, watching the girl use her slender hands to mix poison.

After squatting for an hour, he was successfully praised by the girl "The leader is really good".

Nian Gao squatted on Wu Yan's shoulder in a struggling state with a face full of fighting spirit. After hearing this sentence, he staggered and fell off Wu Yan's shoulder.

For five consecutive days, Wu Yan went from high spirits to downcast at the end.

Braziers, scissors, hammers, candles... a whole bunch of lethal weapons.

Don't worry, it's not Wu Yan who wants to commit suicide, but Wu Yan decided to destroy the 72 style of making girls that he has tried more than half. In fact, he has lived for more than 20 years to become a sister, and he has not accepted the fact that he has a sister when he has nothing to do.

"Hey! Wu Yan, you can't just kill this book!!" Nian Gao picked up the hardcover book, "This book has been bound to you, and this binding is irreversible, so even if you tear it It either burns it, and it will be around you."

Wu Yan thought about whether he would always carry a book with him, or a useless collection of girls, and felt like tearing up this rice cake. What kind of thing did he do? He finally got one Reward, who knows, is still useless.

"Can't it be destroyed?" Wu Yan imagined carrying around a useless brochure on chasing girls, feeling chilly.

"No, but don't worry, except for a few people who can read this book, other people can't read it." Nian Gao directly threw his trash nest onto Wu Yan's bed, where Wu Yan cleaned up. Face down.

Just as Wu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, he saw that rice cake began to nibble on a banana again, and threw the peeled banana peel onto his pillow.

"Your, now! Immediately! Immediately! Throw that pile of rubbish out for me!!!" Wu Yan didn't care about Nian Gao's discolored face at that moment, and directly filled it with a bunch of things and didn't leave it. I know how many nests I can hold and throw away.

A bright red bellyband slowly floated down from the nest...

"Ah! My out-of-print collection! Give it back to me!" Nian Gao pounced directly, the power brought by the anger is infinite, and Wu Yan, who was a little unsteady, fell forward in a prone position, and his bellyband was floating. It fell on Wu Yan's head.

But at this time, the carved door was pushed open, and the beautiful girl looked at the young leader covered with a bright red... Dumbfounded.