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Chapter 17 Little Red Card Foot Wipes?

"Ah!!!" A sharp cry made Wu Yan's ears hurt, and the bright red stuff was still dangling in front of his eyes, showing the tragedy of this world.

"That, big girl, you read it wrong, this...uh, this is my foot wipe haha." Wu Yan didn't care about putting his belly pocket on the rice cake that he would grab. His main task now is to prevent this at least Gorgeous chick thinks she's some bellyband-collecting psycho.

"Master, your habits are really special." The big girl looked at the piece of red cloth that was still being grabbed by the young leader who was only thirteen or fourteen years old, and felt that the Demon Cult was going towards The direction of the flower picking brigade is developing.

"Well, don't get me wrong, this is the latest apron-style foot wipe, and it definitely feels different when you wipe it off."

"It's okay, leader, don't say you want to rob civilian women or men, and we will bring them back to you within an hour." The big girl threw the washbasin in her hand into the air. Fan of the Statue of Liberty, but this Statue of Liberty probably left the torch in the bathhouse.

The Devil's Cult is a magical place, and Wu Yan didn't realize this fact until today.In less than an hour, his great ambition to rob civilian men spread throughout the valley, even the old lady who had nothing to do to sweep the fallen leaves knew about it.

Wu Yan silently watched how many people walked past him with smiles that he didn't know how to describe, and patted him on the shoulder and said to him, "Master, you have taken a fancy to a good man from a good family. The unknown believer you brought back" feels that this world is a bit mysterious. This is the Demon Cult, isn't it a copycat, why does he feel like he has entered a den of robbers.

Shouldn't you teach him not to fall in love early? Shouldn't you say that finding a girl is the kingly way? He hasn't reached his twenties yet, is it really okay to pamper him like this?

Wu Yan stood on an empty high platform with his hands behind his back, slightly raised his head to look at the densely covered stars in the sky, the cool night wind blew his sleeves, and his white clothes fluttered. A stern breath.

"A phenomenon is formed in the sky, it is formed in the earth, and changes are seen." The elder sitting on the stool crossed his legs, swayed the cattail fan in his hand, and said these two meaningful words, as if telling the secret of the astrology.

Maybe most modern people don't believe in these five elements, eight trigrams and astrology divination. Wu Yan doesn't believe it. He just thinks that one day he can pretend to be a magic stick if he can't get along with the leader of the Demon Cult. With magical powers, Wu Yan always felt that the vast world was unfathomable.

"Elder, do you think that if you look at these stars every day, you will become a fairy one day?" Wu Yan seemed to be immersed in the mysteries of the universe, but he was just trying to figure it out.

"Crack!" A straw sandal flew over from mid-air, forming a perfect parabola, and hit Wu Yan perfectly on the back of the head.

"Do you think it's so easy to be a god? If you look at the stars, you can get the Tao. Those five-year-old children have become gods. There's no place for you to mess around." Whose shoe is it?

"Teaching you these things will make you become a liar one day if you don't have to worry about it, so that you won't be found out that the leader of the Demon Cult starved to death on the street." Wu Yan felt that he was the truth. Sure enough, he was born to be a liar.

"Master Nian Gao, tell you, this old man should be very good at fortune-telling. He is one of the few people in this world who can communicate with heaven and earth. He should already be the biggest magic stick in this world." The red apron, according to its words, is its treasure. It must be watched by itself every day, and no one can move it.

Wu Yan's eyes widened, but he couldn't see it. This old man who looked for delicious food everywhere when he had nothing to do, and almost turned out all the delicious food around him was really a master. Could it be that he really came across the Shaolin Temple sweeping the floor? Are you a monk, or have you met a beggar who sold the Tathagata palm to Zhou Xingchi?

Wu Yan really wanted to see when he would be able to find the girl who belonged to him. He has been in this world for a long time, but he still hasn't even touched a girl's little hand.

Mr. Zhang has one bare foot, and it is already very cold in late autumn, and it always feels chilly with one bare foot.Looking at Wu Yan's eyes shining brightly at him, Mr. Zhang felt uncomfortable all over, "Master, even if you like a man from a good family, don't pay attention to me, the old man. I'm already 99 years old. You can't play."

Wu Yan felt that there was a sign of "Gay Guy" hanging on his head, and he was still a gay guy who likes to grab people's men.

"When did I say that I wanted to get together with you? I don't even want such an old cabbage gang if you give it to me." What Wu Yan wants to do now is to smear him and make him a pervert on his back. The crazy rice cake exploded, "Elder, aren't you a senior magician, help me figure out when your future leader's wife will appear."

Zhang Lao pinched his fingers and stared at an unknown point in the sky.

Time passed slowly, until the slight snore sounded in Wu Yan's ears, Wu Yan realized that the old man had fallen asleep with his eyes open.

How high-end skills can make him come across, Wu Yan almost tripped over himself.You can't let the old man stay here alone for one night.The appointed Wu Yan could only walk back with the old man on his back.

The door was closed, and the old man who was snoring very frequently just now opened his eyes.Pulling out a small fried chicken leg wrapped in oiled paper from his bosom, the old man ate his mouth full of oil, "Master, you should hurry up and prepare the dowry, I don't think you are lucky enough to enjoy it, whether you are a man or a woman."

Wu Yan naturally didn't know that the old man he thought was asleep had already made the most vicious prophecy for him. If he knew that the old man said that he would not be able to marry a girl, Wu Yan would probably have to fight the old man directly.

Now he is practicing hard.

Don't worry, it's not that his head is short-circuited, or that he can't think about it, but that he has decided to take the high-end elite style. Yes, he wants to be evil and domineering, with the best martial arts in the world. The leader of the Demon Cult surrounded by girls.

As a 24-year-old filial husband who will protect his sister in the future and become considerate, tall, gentle and domineering, Wu Yan decides to hone his husband's skills from now on, so that he, the hero, will not become a bear when his sister is in crisis.You must know that many girls don't like chasing the emperor anymore, and one day he, the leader of the Demon Cult, will become the best choice for many girls!

Wu Yan laughed, laughed loudly, looked up to the sky and laughed.Although his smile is a [-]% increase in facial stiffness and mechanization.

When Wu Yan decided to follow the path of the Xiemei leader, another child who was struggling was watching the latest version of the annual bloody drama in the dungeon.

Leng Yu lay on the dungeon's beam full of dust and cobwebs, and decided to go back tonight and change clothes.

Directly below him was a man whose face was covered with scars and his original appearance could not be seen. The man was tied to a log with a rotten cloth shirt hanging on his body, and the smell and blood were lingering in this small dungeon.

Leng Tianqi, who was dressed in navy blue brocade, looked like a scholar, but he blended perfectly with everything in the darkness.He has a bit of elegance on his body, but he can't hide the hidden sharpness.This is a man, a man who stands at the pinnacle of martial arts.

"This deity has never kept traitors, especially traitors who betrayed this deity and went to the Demon Cult." Leng Tianqi stood up from the golden sandalwood chair specially prepared for him. The stagnant momentum made the person who couldn't see his face tremble even more.

"Leng Yu, I'll leave this person to you. If this person dies before the [-] knives are reached, you will receive the next knives on his behalf." He called out Leng Yu's name directly, and Leng Tianqi didn't have any other feelings, as if The boy in black who suddenly appeared was just an ordinary subordinate, not his only son.

"Yes!" Leng Yu didn't say much. This is not the first time this happened, but in just a few months, this young man who was already in darkness was stained with a more gloomy atmosphere. The belief that kept him from becoming a heartless, cold-blooded and cruel person is the childish story that used to ring in his ears in the long past.

He believes that he can easily insert the dagger into anyone's heart, even his own. He believes that one day his dagger will be completely dyed in bright red by the color of blood, but the only thing he doesn't understand is It was about his feelings for that little boy who said in a soft voice in his ear a long time ago, "the princess and the prince lived happily together".

I can't tell whether it's hatred or complicated, but he seems unable to kill the person who abandoned him with his own hands.The bloody dagger slashed across the body of the man tied to the wood, but the blood did not stain those fair hands, Leng Yu's eyes did not fluctuate at all, and there was even a smile on his mouth , he enjoys the feeling of dividing his life.

Wu Yan just woke up and looked at the pile of books and books that filled his desk again, and instantly felt that his daily life was worse than that pet pig raised by the big girl.He slapped the table hard, but the quality of the table was so good that he didn't even shake it, "I can't pass this day! Rice cake, let's elope."

Nian Gao looked at his master's serious face, "If you want to elope, go with your shadow, don't take me with you. The kitchen aunt is going to make lotus seed soup today, and I'm still waiting to steal it."

Grabbing the short leg of the rice cake directly, Wu Yan didn't give the rice cake a chance to talk, and went out of the window directly, "You pig, if you don't exercise, you will be slaughtered!".

"Master's lotus seed soup! I don't want to elope with you!! Put me down!!!"

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