It's all input method's fault!

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Lu Jinming always felt that he was a timid person emotionally.When he was less than 1.5 meters tall, he could face five or six gangsters who came to steal his money by himself, or he could go home alone in the dark after watching a horror movie.But only if you like someone, unless the other person gives him enough hints, he will never take the first step.

In fact, he felt that Jiang Xiao's attitude towards him was very ambiguous, from the very first note to supporting him all the way while pretending to be deaf and dumb.

He imagined the scene of confessing his love to Jiang Xiao, but Jiang Xiao's words, "If you are a girl, you can think about it", beat back all the words.

It's because he thinks too much.

Lu Jinming laughed at himself.

You brain tonic god.

Jiang Xiao didn't see Lu Jinming outside for a long time, and was about to knock on the door to ask if he had fallen into the pit, when he heard a click, the door was unlocked, and Lu Jinming appeared in front of him with wet hair.

Jiang Xiao: "..."

Jiang Xiao's mouth twitched twice.

Nima, I was waiting outside for you to come out, but you actually washed your hair quietly? !

"Sorry, I peed on my head just now, so I washed my head by the way."

“……………………”

If he didn't know that Lu Jinming didn't want him to know that he was that stupid fan, maybe he would really believe this sentence.

Pee your sister!Has your hand cancer spread to your brain cells?

Jiang Xiao wanted to turn on the switch and swear at Lu Jinming from beginning to end.But he held back.

"Let me blow my head off, do you want to play for a while?" Lu Jinming walked around Jiang Xiao, and bent down to find the hair dryer in the hotel cabinet.

"Whatever, I have a room by myself, and I won't disturb others later." Jiang Xiao thought for a while, and added, "I didn't bother you, did I?"

Dare to say that you will die.

Lu Jinming turned his head and smiled at him, "No, I'm alone anyway."

Lu Jinming sat in the middle of the bed blowing his hair, and Jiang Xiao sat by the bed watching TV.The whining sound of the hair dryer was so loud that Jiang Xiao could hardly hear what was being said on the TV.Lu Jinming stared at his back for a while, and also realized this problem, so he silently turned down the wind power of the hair dryer.

"Dried?" Jiang Xiao asked when he heard the sound of the hair dryer getting quieter.

"Ah, no, I'm afraid you won't be able to hear what the TV is saying." Lu Jinming showed a very shallow smile towards his back.Jiang Xiao stopped changing the channel, was it his illusion?I always feel that small hand cancer is a bit different from before.

Could it be that he realized that his hand cancer had spread?

Jiang Xiao was amused by his own thought.

Lu Jinming: "??? What's wrong?"

Jiang Xiao's face turned paralyzed in a second: "It's okay."

Lu Jinming struggled in his heart whether to ask Jiang Xiao to go back.

There is only one person's distance between him and Jiang Xiao, and he can lie on his back as long as he leans forward a little.

After imagining the scene of himself lying on Jiang Xiao's back, he felt a little out of control.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah! !

The most painful thing in the world is when the person you like is in front of you, and you two are alone in the room, but you can only keep a safe distance from him like a gentleman!

If making a wish is useful, his birthday wish must be to be with the male god QwQ

……

Well, it sounds unreliable.

After thinking about it in a mess, my hair was blown dry.Lu Jinming pulled out the plug, then tossed his hair indiscriminately, Jiang Xiao turned his head just in time to see that he made his freshly blown hair like a bird's nest.

Jiang Xiao: "Finished playing? Let's watch TV."

"What are you acting for?" Lu Jinming took advantage of the situation and sat beside Jiang Xiao.

"The man wrote typos and the woman misunderstood for ten years. Now the woman is getting married, and the man is rushing to snatch the marriage."

Lu Jinming: "..."

Jiang Xiao: "It's pretty boring, hand cancer is the most annoying thing."

Lu Jinming: "..."

QAQ, did you do it on purpose, Chaoge!

At the end of the movie, the hero finally solved the misunderstanding and got together with the heroine smoothly.After watching it, Lu Jinming sighed: "So there is still a cure for hand cancer."

Jiang Xiao glanced at him, "That also depends on who the other party is."

Lu Jinming swallowed, and asked, "Then what about you and your cancer fan?"

Jiang Xiao: "That's it, if you really like it, it's not like you can't let it go."

What if that person is me?

If you knew that person was me, would you still say that?

Lu Jinming felt that he really liked to kill himself, and he messed up his better mood just now.He drooped his ears, and thought a lot about the topic of "how to continue the conversation without looking too deliberate", but when it came to his mouth, it became, "What if you know the other party is a man?"

Jiang Xiao twitched his eyebrows, turned around and faced Lu Jinming, "Forget it."

boom -

Lu Jinming seemed to feel that his world was struck by a thunderbolt at this moment.

"You, are you straight?"

"Hmm..." Jiang Xiao turned his face away, his shoulders kept shaking, and finally he couldn't help laughing, "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Lu Jinming was confused by his laughter, thinking whether he had said the wrong thing, just about to speak, when Jiang Xiao suddenly leaned over, leaned into his ear and whispered: "You are willing to do it for me, I How dare you still be heterosexual?"

Lu Jinming: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lu Jinming felt that he might not have woken up yet.

The author has something to say: _(:3」∠)_Originally planned to end with 1W words, but now it’s all 2W to provoke qwq, let me speed up the pace