It's all input method's fault!

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When Lu Jinming used to play games, every time he was attacked by someone, he felt as if his heart was going to jump out, and his ears were filled with the sound of thump, thump, thump, thump.Now he felt that he had experienced the feeling of being attacked by someone again.

And that person is right in front of his eyes now.

"I mean, it's still early, it's okay."

The warm yellow lights were on in the room, and Jiang Xiao was standing with the backlight. Lu Jinming felt that he might be dazed, but he actually saw Jiang Xiao blushing.

Lu Jinming was dumbfounded and speechless.

"Then I'll go back."

As Jiang Xiao said, he patted his clothes and walked out. Lu Jinming stood up and grabbed his wrist reflexively, "Wait!"

Jiang Xiao frowned.

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Let go again like lightning.

Jiang Xiao frowned even deeper.

What to put!

Lu Jinming scratched his head, his face was burning. Fortunately, the light in the room was not strong, "If you have nothing to do, just sit down for a while."

Then Jiang Xiao sat down.

10 minute later.

"Quick, quick! Pick up invincible, pick up invincible!"

"Turn left, turn left, go down, hurry up!"

"Jump, jump, oops, it's too early! It's okay and there's resurrection!"

"Don't just rush down, ah, ah, ah!"

The words GAMAOVER appeared on the phone screen, Jiang Xiao turned his head and patted Lu Jinming's head unbearably: "It's so noisy."

They sat and played Temple Escape together, Lu Jinming died not long after he came up, Jiang Xiao played more than 350 W, Lu Jinming yelled at the side and directed him, just like he was playing.

Lu Jinming covered his head and looked at him aggrievedly, the male god is so fierce.

Men who are 1.8 meters tall make this expression a bit sissy, but in Jiang Xiao's eyes, Lu Jinming made it very natural.

Why the hell are you so cute!

"Take a screenshot and post on Weibo!" Lu Jinming was a little excited, he had never played with such a high score, okay?Chao Ge is really great!

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows, "What are you doing on Weibo?"

Lu Jinming blinked, "Shouldn't we commemorate it?"

Jiang Xiao: "..."

Jiang Xiao couldn't bear to tell him that his highest record was 1200 million.

What Weibo?

childish.

@朝歌: Does anyone play this? PS. Playing with a child, he knelt up when he came up, and I couldn't bear to let him take a screenshot of his score. 【picture】

The million-fan fan did not blow it out, and the mobile phone buzzed for a while after posting the message, indicating that there were forwarding and commenting messages.

Lu Jinming: "I'll go, who are you talking about?"

Jiang Xiao: "I'll say whoever reacts the most."

Lu Jinming: "..."

Lu Jinming's heart: (*/ω＼*) I hate it

Seeing that Lu Jinming hadn't moved for a long time, Jiang Xiao couldn't help urging: "Why don't you turn around?"

"Ah? Oh oh oh oh, wait a minute, the phone is out of battery."

Are you kidding me, the Weibo account on his mobile phone is the account of Jiang Xiao's most hated fan, okay?

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows, showing an inscrutable smile, "It's okay, I have a charger." Then he shook his mobile phone, "One mobile phone model is good, and the charger can be shared."

Lu Jinming was petrified.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah is not good at all qwwwwwwwwwwwwq

"Then wait a minute, I want to go to the toilet a little bit, so turn around when I come out!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Jinming rushed into the bathroom like a gust of wind, without waiting for Jiang Xiao to speak.

Damn kid, you still don't intend to admit it, do you?

Jiang Xiao walked out of the bathroom expressionlessly, and said slowly, "Do you still remember the fan who retweeted my Weibo 2000 times in one day that I told you before?"

Lu Jinming sat on the toilet without taking off his pants, his eyelids twitched, "Well, what's wrong?"

"I went to see his Weibo just now, and thought he was quite funny. She must be a cute girl, right?"

The gender of Lu Jinming's account was changed to a girl after becoming a fan of Jiang Xiao. Although Yuncheng has relaxed its policy on homosexuality, and a regulation allowing same-sex marriage will be issued in a few years, some people still cannot accept it.So at the beginning, thinking that maybe Jiang Xiao would notice him, and in order not to make him feel that he had a crazy male fan, he never changed his gender.

Sure enough, he likes girls?

Lu Jinming sniffled in frustration, and whispered, "Maybe it's a cute boy."

"what?"

Lu Jinming gritted his teeth, and raised his voice, "I said, he must be a boy if he is so cute, haven't you heard of it?"

Jiang Xiao endured internal injuries from laughing outside, how could he be so cute, hahahaha!

"But the gender is written as female, so it shouldn't be male?"

Lu Jinming rolled his eyes, "There are also girls who write boys' gender, so it's not surprising that boys write girls' gender."

"Then why write the gender of a girl since it's a boy?"

"because……"

I'm afraid you don't like it.

I changed the gender because I was afraid you would hate it.You have obsessive-compulsive disorder and don't like typos. I also deleted all Weibo and reposted.I'm afraid that if you click in one day, you will be unhappy when you see typos all over the screen.

There are too many people who like you, and I am just one of your 100 million fans.The only advantage is that you and I happen to be in the same school.

But maybe, that's all.

If he could, he wanted to tell all of these things to the man outside the door, but he didn't dare.

Jiang Xiao waited for a long time before Lu Jinming's muffled voice came, "It's because of personal preference."

After a short silence, he heard Lu Jinming test him weakly: "I found out that you like your fan very much?"

Like a fart.

Your hand cancer is terminal.

"It's okay, if it's a girl, I can still think about it."

1 minute later.

Lu Jinming: "...Oh."

The author has something to say: It’s not over.. Xiaojiang is a bit black-bellied ˊ_>ˋ