It's all input method's fault!

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Lu Jinming squatted in the toilet for about twenty minutes, his legs were so numb that he couldn't even stand up.He finally had a deep understanding of what "If you don't die, you won't die".

Just now, he told Lin Yu in a panic that he was going to the toilet, but he actually planned to take a detour back to the hotel.Unexpectedly, the toilet and the hotel were in the opposite direction. Lu Jinming gritted his teeth and chose the toilet.

Who knew that my stomach really hurt halfway.

No way!Eating crotons is not so efficient, okay?

Lu Jinming went into the toilet with a sad face and took off his pants.

Now Lu Jinming covered his face with his hands, wishing he could find a crack to get in.

He didn't bring paper ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !

It's nothing, the scariest thing is that he dropped his phone at some point.

"…………"

Lu Jinming felt that he really had no regrets in dying.

oh oh oh.

After a few minutes.

"pat-"

The sound of closing the door lifted Lu Jinming's spirits. He listened to the outsider walk two steps and knocked on his cubicle: "A Jin, are you there?"

Xiaomao ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! !What a little angel QAQ! ! ! !

"I'm here!"

"Oh my god, I found you after looking for three toilets, why don't you go to the one next to the hotel?"

Lu Jinming sniffled, "It's hard to explain. What do you want from me?"

"Oh, yes, your mobile phone is with me. Jiang Xiao just said that you dropped it on the ground and let him pick it up."

Lu Jinming:! ! !

So he has been trailing behind him!But why didn't he just give him the phone, and asked Xiao Mao to hand it over to him?

Sure enough, what happened in the afternoon still disgusted him.

Lu Jinming thought with his head downcast.

"Are you going to open the door and let me hand it in for you, or should I wait outside and wait for you to come out and get it?"

"Uh," Lu Jinming thought for a while, "Hey, pass it in for me."

A few seconds later, the door in front of him opened a crack, and a white hand tremblingly stretched out from inside.Xiao Mao handed the phone to Lu Jinming, and happily turned to leave.

"There is one more thing." Lu Jinming's face became a little hot when he thought of what he was about to say.

"What?"

"...Can you bring me some paper?"

"……………………………………become."

Jiang Xiao sat alone on the wooden bridge in a daze, and he came back after knowing that his little cancer fan was Lu Jinming.The phone was handed over to Lu Jinming's roommate, and he should have followed his roommate back to the hotel by now.

Jiang Xiao's chest was a little stuffy, and he still hadn't realized that Lu Jinming was willing to die for Chao Ge in this life.It's not that he has prejudice because the other party has hand cancer, but he realizes that the serious problem of "how to get along with hand cancer" is that if he doesn't come up with a countermeasure soon, the road ahead will be extremely bumpy !

.........But there is really too much contrast! Nima!

Could it be that the Two-dimensional guy is a sub-personality split from the three-dimensional!

Jiang Xiao was thinking about what to do, his wife was so scary and he couldn't bear it, and he posted on Weibo with a complicated mood.

He went to look at the Weibo account of Lu Jinming's account.

@这生望为朝歌思: I seem to be hated qwq

Lu Jinming raised his eyebrows, this was posted a few minutes ago.

Look at the previous article.

@这生望为朝歌故: How can I know if others have a good impression of me?

The corners of Jiang Xiao's mouth curled.

"When you don't have cancer."

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Lu Jinming felt that he was really ashamed to see Xiao Mao, but fortunately Xiao Mao didn't say anything, and vividly showed Lu Jinming what a good Chinese roommate is.Withdraw the paper after delivery, no complaints or complaints.Lu Jinming was so moved that he almost cried.

Because it took too long to go to the toilet, Lu Jinming was a little crooked when he walked.

The people on the beach went back one after another, and there were still some people soaking in the shallow water area to cool off from the heat.Lu Jinming supported his legs and walked back like a disabled person.

"Buzz-"

The phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated twice, Lu Jinming stopped and looked down.

@朝歌: Hand cancer is too serious, right? //@This life is willing to be Chaoge: It seems to be hated qwq

Lu Jinming: "..."

Lu Jinming was surprised to find that now he saw Chaoge, ah no, Jiang Xiao's forwarding or replying seemed to be, used to it.

Terrible.

Jiang Xiao smoked two cigarettes on the bridge and was about to go back to the hotel. When he turned around, he saw Lu Jinming limping back. "What's the matter?" Jiang Xiao ran to Lu Jinming's side in three steps at a time, and supported him so that he could walk more steadily.

"Ah!" Lu Jinming was suddenly hugged by someone's shoulders before he had time to react. When he turned his head and found that it was Jiang Xiao, he was dumbfounded, "You you you you you..."

"I, me, me, what's wrong with me, speak quickly, don't stutter." Jiang Xiaokong patted the back of Lu Jinming's head lightly.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize it, why are you here?"

"Free."

"Oh." After walking two steps, Lu Jinming stopped again, "You don't need to support me, my legs are numb from squatting on the toilet for too long, it will be fine after a while."

Jiang Xiao hummed, but did not let go.

"Jiang Xiao?"

"what happened?"

"I said you don't need to help me."

You're so close to me, I can't hold it.I'm so weak, man!

"To shut up."

Hugging you and talking so much makes me so noisy!

"Oh."

When Jiang Xiao put Lu Jinming in his arms and went back to the room, Xiao Mao hadn't come back yet, so he was probably still playing with the elementary school girl.In fact, his legs were numb for a while, and he almost recovered after the two met.Along the way, he wanted to say several times that I can leave without helping me, but Jiang Xiao stared back at his words with a blank expression.

"Are your legs still numb?"

Lu Jinming sat by the bed, and Jiang Xiao poured him a glass of water.

"It's gone, thank you." Jiang Xiao was very close to him, and he could see the man's jaw and collarbone as long as he raised his head.Lu Jinming swallowed secretly, shouting in his heart, his legs were about to go limp.

"Aren't you going back?" Lu Jinming said tremblingly.God, if you don't leave, I'm going to be hard!

Jiang Xiao was a little speechless, shouldn't the normal script be that Lu Jinming asked him to stay with him for a while?

——"Chaoge, I'm afraid of being alone, can you accompany me for a while?"

Humph, why should I accompany you with this hand cancer.

——"I don't have cancer anymore, I will definitely change."

Humph, do you believe me?

——"My Weibo has been deleted!"

Jiang Xiao: "..."

All right, all right, then I'll stay with you for a while, the trouble is dead.Big men are still afraid of being alone.

"Then I'll stay with you for a while."

"what?"

Lu Jinming was dumbfounded.

Jiang Xiao was also stupid.

Why did Nima just say it!I'm so crazy!

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