straight to heaven

Li Xiaoxiao's wedding is scheduled for this weekend.

The bridal shop she brought me to is quite famous, and the main designer is Li Xiaoxiao's high school friend.She has tried the main yarn, but there is also a cheongsam-style toast suit, custom-made, which was just made today.

There are many auspicious days in May, and life in the capital is fast-paced. There are also a few newlyweds in the store who come to try on dresses after get off work.

Although my relationship with this sister was so innocent, I was still a little embarrassed as I sat on the side.

The curtain of the fitting room was pulled open, and Li Xiaoxiao came out wearing a long wine red cheongsam.

"How? I want to listen to objective evaluation."

The cheongsam shows off the curves of her figure. She posed a few poses artificially, but she is beautiful, with a sharp aura in every frown and smile.

"It's beautiful." I praised sincerely.

She was stunned: "Just two words?"

I also wondered: "Otherwise?"

"..." She was speechless: "Help, why are you more straight than a straight man?"

"..."

I figured it out.She asked me to try on dresses with her, probably because she thought that as a gay, I would have better eyes than straight men.Where did the stereotype come from.

"Sorry to disappoint you." I shrugged and asked, "Who is your marriage partner?"

The marriage certificate was obtained two months ago, and now Li Xiaoxiao's legal husband, there is no reason not to be present on such occasions.

"He seems to be on a business trip, and I don't know." She waved her hand and changed the topic: "Also, I didn't ask you to sit here."

My right eyelid twitched: "...you speak clearly."

Li Xiaoxiao pulled me up and pushed me to the showcase.

"I came to the bridal shop, of course I asked you to try on the dresses!"

The door of the cupboard was pushed open, and there was a row of champagne-colored golden cloud-pattern cheongsams hanging inside, which were long and finely crafted.

But I didn't have the heart to appreciate it, so I took a big step back and asked, "What do you mean? Li Xiaoxiao, don't you want me to be your bridesmaid?"

She looked at me as if she was looking at an idiot: "Let's not talk about the feasibility. Even if I really have this idea, do you think my mother and his parents can agree?"

I took another step back: "Then why should I try on dresses?"

"My best friend is a model. She recently went on a catwalk abroad, and she couldn't come back until my wedding day. The clothes couldn't be worn to see the effect. I have been observing you for a long time, and you are very similar to her figure, so I temporarily take you as the top one time."

"..."

Is it too late for me to run now?

Li Xiaoxiao pushed me: "Lin Xiaoshan, is he still a brother?"

"Do not……"

Halfway through my words, she let out a smirk.I immediately changed my words with a dull face: "It's not a real brother, it's better than a real brother."

This woman's face-changing skills are quite powerful, and she smiled like a flower in a blink of an eye: "Please." She bent her eyes and took off the largest cheongsam. I always feel that she is plotting something wrong.

I don't know anything about cheongsam, so it took me a while to get it on.

But Li Xiaoxiao really didn't lie to me. The clothes fit me very well, as if they were made according to my size, and the shoulders and waistline were exactly the same.If I didn't know that she does have a model friend with a height of 1.8 meters, I would have suspected that this bridesmaid dress was really prepared for me.

The cheongsam is not a traditional shape, but incorporates some modern designs, and the length reaches the middle of my calf.Fortunately, the part below the waist is not close-fitting, at least it won't be too embarrassing for me to wear it as a man.

"Are you ready? Come out and show me." My speed was too slow, and she was getting impatient.

"……immediately."

Even though I was reluctant, I thought this was Li Xiaoxiao's wedding, and it might be the only time in my life. Even if it was just the bridesmaid's dress, I didn't want anything to go wrong.

With the mentality of going to die, I opened the curtain.

Li Xiaoxiao stared blankly, clapped his hands stupidly, and then raised his mobile phone, "I'm stupid, my waist is so thin...it's amazing."

I quickly turned over, covering my face, "Sister, don't slap your face."

"Okay, okay, don't be nervous, I only took a few pictures of the upper body of the clothes." Li Xiaoxiao handed over a pair of large-sized high heels: "You put it on, and I will send the full-body picture to my friend."

Send Buddha to the West.

Covering my face with one hand, I staggered into the high heels, but my center of gravity was unstable and I was swinging.Li Xiaoxiao had to help me intermittently.

I swear, this was one of the hardest moments in the first half of my life.

After taking the picture, she showed mercy and asked me to change my clothes.I just breathed a sigh of relief and turned around, but she stared at me and said "Huh".

"Your ankle?"

I looked down, and there were conspicuous traces around my ankles—there are still many such secrets covered by clothes on my body.I couldn't help thinking of Pei Yanlai last night, and my whole face was on fire.

"...Ahem, pretend I didn't ask." They were all adults, and Li Xiaoxiao soon had an epiphany: "Hurry up and change, thank you today."

I guess she might have misunderstood, like thinking it was me having an affair with whoever.If she knew that Pei Yanlai was the instigator, she probably wouldn't have reacted like this.

But I have no intention of explaining it.

When I went to work the next day, I sent my clothes to Pei Yanlai's office. Before leaving, he gave me a look. I always felt that this look was too meaningful.I thought about it intermittently until I got off work. I left late today. As soon as I went out, a commercial vehicle stopped in front of me.

The car window was lowered, revealing Pei Yanlai's side face: "Come on."

"where to?"

"go home."

"...!"

where?whose family?

It was pie in the sky.

I was hit suddenly, a little dizzy, and reflexively opened the rear door, only to find a lot of shopping bags piled up on the back seat.

But I soon realized that I would not be thrown down by Pei Yanlai in the co-pilot now, so there was still my place in the car.

special location.

I didn't ask, but looking at the route I was driving, Pei Yanlai really planned to drive all the way back to Mingzhu Accord.

Sure enough, the car finally parked in the underground garage.

I took off my seat belt and turned to look: "What are these?"

Pei Yanlai smiled lightly, looking pretty: "Open it and have a look."

Now?

I sat in the back suspiciously, unpacked one by one, and then unpacked——

One skirt, two skirts, three...

"Pei Yanlai." I was carrying a pure black silk dress with a very glossy feel, and looked at him in the mirror with a wooden face, and said with difficulty: "These dresses can't be..."

"Yes." Pei Yanlai nodded and said, "I bought it for you."

Grass.

Grass!

This damn premonition has come true.

After hearing this, I snatched the door and wanted to escape, but Pei Yanlai made a successful prediction and locked the car doors with a "da" sound.

He had a good time: "I'll have a look when I put it on, and try the one in your hand first."

"..."

This is the corner of the underground garage, the car windows are covered with anti-spy film, and the occupancy rate of Mingzhu Accord is not high, so there is no one around.The moment I met his gaze, I saw clearly the future from which I had nowhere to escape.

Narrowness breeds ambiguity, and it is difficult for Lin Xiaoshan to refuse Pei Yanlai.

I didn't expect that I would have a day to thank the deviant Ms. Li Xiaoxiao.The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, the dress is far easier to put on and take off than the cheongsam, and I can change it with my eyes closed this time.

The trousers and shirt were thrown aside, I didn't dare to look at Pei Yanlai's face, but my hearing became extremely sharp.

"Come here." Pei Yanlai laughed twice, extremely sexy.

I fumbled to squeeze to the front, but the hem of my skirt was in the way, and the process of climbing over the mountains was somewhat difficult.On the way, Pei Yanlai ran out of patience and grabbed me to the front with his own hands.

The position of the driver's seat has been adjusted, but the BMW's business seat is not as spacious as the Lexus's. I can only sit on Pei Yanlai's lap at a loss, and look down at him.

Pei Yanlai's eyes are beautiful, most of the time they look like knives made of ice, but now they look like burning snow.I thought it would be better if he could just look at me.

Three seconds passed...

Maybe not three seconds at all.

He squeezed hard on the back of my neck.We kiss in the cramped compartment.

……

……

The space is too small and crowded.Pei Yanlai frowned, and when his Adam's apple rolled, sexy and fierce veins popped up on the back of his hand.

I tilted my head slightly, allowing him to leave hickey marks on my body.

I was trembling, but he smiled and said.

"Good puppy."

……

……

It was far past dinner time when I went upstairs, and the skirt was tossed so badly that I couldn't see it at all.

I took a shower first, new wounds piled on top of old ones on the inner thigh, and the fabric of the trousers rubbed against it on the way up the stairs. I wanted to breathe in pain, but due to the dignity of a man, I couldn't show weakness too obviously.

I couldn't help but think back to the night before, and then an hour ago... What did Pei Yanlai eat to grow up?

Killing without a knife.

There was a new bathrobe in the bathroom cabinet, and I put it on without notice.When he came out with wet hair, Pei Yanlai was in the kitchen, and I coughed dryly behind him: "Is that Li Xiaoxiao?" I had already guessed in my heart.

"what?"

Pei Yan came to cook noodles in clear soup, and there were two eggs lying in the pot.He was wearing an apron with half-rolled sleeves, and my fresh scratches were on his forearms. I looked at him and almost became sexually obsessed again.

"Li Xiaoxiao, did she send my...some photo somewhere?" I asked vaguely.

Pei Yanlai didn't hide from me at all, he never lied to me.

He nodded, unlocked the phone, and threw it to me: "If you want to see it yourself."

His face was magnanimous, and he didn't feel ashamed to betray his teammates at all.

I was even in a daze when I clicked on his WeChat.He was once held up to the altar by me, and he was condescending on the top of the ten thousand stairs. I climbed halfway and was kicked down again.But now, that hidden area is wide open to me.

This kind of complacency lasted until the moment I saw Li Xiaoxiao's circle of friends.

The copywriting is [Looking at the beauty], and the accompanying picture is a sneaky snapshot.

I was wearing a champagne-colored cheongsam when the curtain was just opened, and half of my face was exposed under the warm yellow light—and there was a Band-Aid on my neck.

Grass, careless.

I cursed in a low voice, turned on my own mobile phone, gritted my teeth after the comparison, and said, "She actually blocked me specially."

This made Xie Yi and the others see it, how can I behave in the institute?

Pei Yanlai turned a deaf ear and brought two bowls of noodles to the table: "Go get the chopsticks."

Still angry, I took the chopsticks, and when I saw the white and yellow eggs, I thought of the cheongsam, so I poked its stomach with a chopstick, and half a bowl of noodles hung in the soup.

Pei Yanlai still had a lingering satiation on his face, and his temper was very good. He suddenly said, "This news is only seen by me. Li Xiaoxiao is a nice person."

...Nice person?

I should have breathed a sigh of relief, but I just happened to sink my head down and swallowed the egg, and I almost choked to death on hearing this sentence.

I laughed dryly for Li Xiaoxiao, "Thank you for the compliment."

At night, I helped him turn off the light in the living room, and then consciously nestled into the sofa.

Pei Yanlai stared at me for a while at first, then laughed inexplicably, said nothing, and just threw a freshly air-conditioned quilt.

It landed on my face, and he patted my head through the quilt.

Boom, one sound.

If it's a watermelon, it's probably not ripe yet.

When I lifted the cup, he had already entered the room.

The sofa is big and hard, and it is very comfortable to lie on. For some reason, I got under the quilt and stretched.

Thanks to Pei Yan, I exhausted too much energy before dinner and soon fell asleep.The moment before I went to bed, I was still thinking, being a man for my sake is quite great.