Dumb Earth Find Love

As the most direct affirmation of Chef Deng's culinary skills, Duan ate up the whole pot of barley and purple rice, and even drank the fish soup to the last drop.In fact, according to Deng Tinghao's meaning, these dishes should not be enough for two people, and he can just store up the rest. If Dumb is hungry, he can warm it up for him to make do with it.Unfortunately, Deng Tinghao once again underestimated the combat effectiveness of Super Little Iron Man.

Dumb ate the last plate, and then patted his round and scary belly in satisfaction.He moved his mouth, Deng Tinghao thought that he wanted to express his gratitude after drinking and eating or his admiration for his top cooking skills, and was about to wave his hands generously and say you're welcome, but he didn't expect that Dumb just stretched his neck, Let out a loud belch.

"Hiccup~!"

Deng Tinghao: "..."

"Hi~! Hip~!"

Deng Tinghao silently pushed over a glass of boiled water, completely speechless, never wanting to look at this little white-eyed wolf with zero EQ.

After eating, Little Iron Man kindly piled up the dishes to wash. Deng Tinghao took a half glass of red wine and looked at it for a while. He thought that Dumb would not make any trouble, so he yawned and decided to take a nap .Before closing the door of the room, Deng Tinghao solemnly explained to Dumb just in case: Do not open the door to strangers, do not let the home theater play outside, and do other things casually.

Dumb nodded very simply.So Deng Tinghao closed the door contentedly and went into the room to sleep.

The so-called one hundred days of injury, not to mention that Deng Tinghao had just suffered a broken bone for a few days.Although it was NSG's special doctor who treated his bone setting, the equipment and technology used were not what ordinary people can see in the hospital, but it would take half a month before he dared to use this arm again.Deng Tinghao couldn't lie on his side, and the splint would press his stomach a bit if he lay flat. It took him a while to find a comfortable angle, and he fell asleep like this.

The afternoon sun was very good, and the crisp gauze curtain blocked the most glaring part, and the rest was warm and softly sprinkled on the face.Deng Tinghao slept soundly.In a daze, he felt as if something had been pushed into his quilt, on the right side of his body.His arm was inconvenient and he couldn't touch it, so Deng Tinghao's subconscious deceived himself: nothing, it's a hallucination, go on sleeping, go on sleeping...

However, just as he was about to fall into a deep sleep again, the thing next to him moved and gurgled endlessly like a silkworm.Deng Tinghao was a little annoyed, he pulled the corner of his quilt and moved to the left, and the thing also followed him to the left.In his sleep, Deng Tinghao wrinkled his face unbearably, and was about to kick him with his eyes closed, when he suddenly felt someone poke his face.Deng Tinghao moved away to the left, but the hateful thing was that the man continued to poke, kept poking, and relentlessly poked.

Deng Tinghao finally couldn't take it anymore, he sat up from the bed suddenly, and asked angrily to the dumb who was kneeling on the bed beside him and watching him: "What are you doing!"

Dumb scratched his back dumbly, and replied bluntly: "Itches all over. My purification system may have broken last time."

"Purification system? What kind of weird thing is that?"

"It's a small cube installed on the inside of my clothes. It releases micro-air waves and ozone to continuously clean my body. I have lost the purification system for two days, and my whole body is itchy..." Dumb said, and then He rolled up his sleeves and started scratching, as if he had never been itchy before.

Deng Tinghao took a deep breath and suppressed the resentment in his heart: "I arranged you in the guest bedroom last night, didn't I tell you how to use the shower? You didn't take a shower?"

"I'm not suitable for bathing with water..." Duan glanced at Deng Tinghao's face, and muttered softly, "Your earth is too backward... We all use micro air waves to clean..."

Deng Tinghao took another deep breath: "Brother, the problem is that you are no longer on your noble, glamorous and high-end planet! You fell to our poor and backward earth! Please treat it as if you fell back Primitive society, it’s okay to just do it! On behalf of the vast number of people on the earth, I’d like to apologize to you, do you need it?”

Dumb thought for a while: "Don't be so polite, it's not all your fault."

Deng Tinghao's flickering and distorted expression was very interesting: "You are really sensible."

Dumb nodded, humbly not wanting to continue.He lowered his head and thought about it, and finally compromised: "Okay, I can try it, but I haven't tried putting my whole body under the water, and I might not get used to it."

Deng Tinghao fell back on the bed in despair, covering his face with a pillow: "Yan... no... dead... ah..." He grabbed the watch on the bedside and glanced at it, and couldn't help feeling even more angry.His grandma, he only slept for less than half an hour!

"I know I can't drown..." Duan looked down and fiddled with a corner of Deng Tinghao's home clothes, "Can you wash it with me? I'm still a little afraid of water..."

"Hey..." Deng Tinghao sighed resignedly and sat up, pointing to Ah-Dai and said: "There are three chapters in the agreement, bathing is the bathing, keep a safe distance, don't touch me, and don't dangle in front of my eyes."

"Why?" Duan looked at him purely.

"I told you I'm gay, what if I go off the rails?"

Dumb was taken aback when he heard the words: "But didn't you say that we are not lovers..."

"I'm not a lover. You have a thin waist, long legs and a good figure. You are rubbing against me naked, and the bathroom is so hot. Who can tell if I will feel it." Deng Tinghao muttered as he got out of bed and looked Drinking water, while walking to the bathroom to put hot water.

The sound of water in the bathroom rang loudly, and Dumb stood at the door and asked him, "Huh? Am I in good shape?"

Deng Tinghao turned his head and glanced at him quickly, but his eyes couldn't help but stop on Dumb's slightly flushed face.He just praised him for his good figure in a down-to-earth manner, why is this guy so shy and proud?Those little eyes full of expectation and complacency are simply filled with the words "Praise me! Compliment me!", coupled with that face that is still paralyzed, it is simply a national treasure in the cute world.

The temperature and humidity in the bathroom rose rapidly, and Deng Tinghao suddenly felt a little hot. He turned his head in embarrassment and pretended to adjust the water temperature, but he still couldn't control his heartbeat that was getting faster and faster.Deng Tinghao thought silently in his heart, wouldn't it be a little too cowardly if he told Duan the truth and escaped now?

He was struggling alone, but out of the corner of his eye he saw a fair body approaching him.Deng Tinghao took a step back almost subconsciously. He glanced at Dumb's white body, suddenly turned his heart, pulled off his home clothes a few times and threw them out of the bathroom, and then stood in the water in despair: "Let's wash together!" Let's wash together!"

Dumb approached very carefully, touched the water column with his fingertips, and said with emotion: "It's quite hot."

Deng Tinghao sighed and stepped aside: "Come here, I'm already standing here, can I still drown you?"

"Oh." Dumb carefully rubbed into the water wearing massage slippers. The moment the water hit his skin, Deng Tinghao clearly saw this little Iron Man with skin and tender flesh shiver sensitively after taking off his equipment.

coward.Deng Tinghao silently slandered in his heart, and at the same time locked his eyes tightly on the tip of his nose, and silently handed the men's facial cleanser in his hand to Ah-Dai: "Use a handful of water to wet your face, squeeze a little on the palm of your hand to create foam, and then Apply it to your face, rub it in for a while and then wash it off."

"Oh." Duan took it obediently, carefully read the small print on the facial cleanser, and muttered in a low voice: "I have to do it myself, it's really primitive..."

Deng Tinghao felt that he was going to bear the internal injury: "You can't just let it go!"

Duan squeezed out the facial cleanser silently: "I may stay on the earth for a lifetime, so I can't say it's just a matter of time..."

"Then I'll send you to school tomorrow, and you'll be a great scientist, tinkering with the gadgets you need."

"I don't like school." Duan seriously refused: "There are so many people in school, and they don't talk much to each other, which feels very awkward."

"That's your school. The atmosphere in our school is very lively, and the students can lift the roof of the classroom when they talk."

Dumb sighed: "That's because the quality of your houses is too poor. We are all..."

"It's alright, alright, alright..." Deng Tinghao hurriedly interrupted him and continued to show off the height of his planet: "Take a bath honestly, and be careful not to choke you when you talk!"

"Oh." Duan quickly closed his mouth when he heard the words, and began to take a bath quietly.

In the airtight bedroom, there was only the sound of hot water splashing on the ground for a while. Deng Tinghao adjusted the shower to the maximum angle, and the water poured down was enough for two people to use together.The room was filled with mist, Deng Tinghao waved it, and by the way, squinted at Dumb on the side.Unfortunately, Ah-Dai just turned around to wash his hair, and his white and tender buttocks curled up towards Deng Tinghao. Deng Tinghao's heart suddenly exploded like a quicksand bag, and the hot custard filling He was so hot that his whole body was sick, he hurriedly took two steps back, and stuck tightly to the uneven tiles in the bathroom.

"What's wrong?" Duan raised his foam-covered head and squinted his eyes at Deng Tinghao.

Deng Tinghao heard his chest throbbing wildly, he swallowed hard, and then said in a calm voice, "It's okay, you get up first."

"Ok?"

"Get out of the way first."

Dumb moved aside in a strange way, Deng Tinghao stepped directly under the shower, adjusted the water to twenty degrees in an instant, and then shivered violently under the cold water.

A few drops of cold water, which was at odds with the warmth of the room, splashed on Dumb's calf.Duan let out a sigh, and looked at Deng Tinghao who was holding his arms and trembling under the cold water: "What are you doing?"

"Cool." Deng Tinghao squeezed out the word from between his teeth.

"Huh? Why don't I feel comfortable... Let me try..." Dumb said, and he also wanted to come over to take a shower together.Is this okay?Deng Tinghao suddenly turned off the water and took a step back; "Don't come here!"

"What's the matter with you?" Dumb was a little confused, this person was fine just now, why did he yell and come on after a while?

Deng Tinghao shook off the cold water drops on his body, wrapped himself in a bath towel in embarrassment, walked out step by step and said, "Are you not afraid of water? If you are not afraid of water, wash yourself, I... I am still sleepy , went out and went to bed."

"Oh." Duan agreed habitually, but couldn't help but still feel a little strange.He watched Deng Tinghao rubbing his hair dripping out of the bathroom, Deng Tinghao slammed the door behind him from the outside, Duan blinked his eyes, and turned on the hot water again with doubts.

The warm water re-wrapped the body, washing away all the cold air that had just caught it.Dumb silently sighed that in fact, hot baths are quite comfortable, and there is nothing to be afraid of, and these shampoos and facial cleansers smell very good.He turned around to look at Deng Tinghao's toiletries on the shelf, and was reciting their names one by one, when he suddenly heard a loud sneeze from the bedroom.

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

"Ah Choo, Ah Choo ~ Ah Choo!!"

——Deng Tinghao, who was suffering from a hand injury, caught a cold this time.

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