Dumb Earth Find Love

The dinner scene was a little weird.

On Deng Tinghao's dining table, the current layout is like this - dumb, guarding a pot of rice porridge as thick as rice, with a can of pickled cucumbers.Deng Tinghao, in front of him is the takeaway that he just ordered - sour radish, cured duck and mung bean stew, served with two Shuangma fire roasts and half a box of fresh shrimp and eggplant.

Dumb's eyes looked over and over on the table, and then looked at Deng Tinghao's expression of patience. He didn't want to say anything, picked up the chopsticks decisively, and started to drink porridge.

The good news is that Deng Tinghao still has a conscience, and put a lot of oats and milk for him, and the porridge is quite sweet.It is also good to eat with crispy pickled cucumbers.

In fact, to be honest, he didn't understand what Deng Tinghao's so-called quarrel meant at all, and he didn't remember any disputes between himself and Deng Tinghao.He just pointed out Deng Tinghao's money-loving nature, persuaded Deng Tinghao to be better to himself, and discussed the planet he would move to in the future under Deng Tinghao's suggestion.As for the boyfriend and so on, it was obviously Deng Tinghao himself who rejected him for no reason.How can this be considered a quarrel?

But Duan at least understood that Deng Tinghao didn't pretend to be angry on purpose, because Deng Tinghao's face was really blue after talking to him outside, so blue that water could be wrung out, he could still see this.

Dui sighed heavily in his heart, picked up a pickled radish, put it in his mouth and chewed it crisply, while secretly lamenting Boss Deng's glass heart.

Deng Tinghao saw Dumb start, so he started to enjoy dinner unceremoniously.He scooped out a small bowl of sour radish, cured duck and mung bean soup with a spoon, took a sip, and then sighed: "It's delicious... Dumb, you don't know, this small Chinese kitchen is great for making soup pots, just eat it." This cured duck and mung bean stew, warms the stomach, promotes body fluids and nourishes health, and only sells [-] servings a day." Deng Tinghao said, using a spoon to cut off the duck legs that had been cooked until the meat and bones were crispy, and stretched them out in front of Ah-Dai: "Look at the heat. , it’s deliciously stewed.”

Duan raised his head and glanced at the duck meat under his eyelids. It was thin and white, served in a small porcelain spoon, and it was indeed very attractive.He raised his eyelids to look at Deng Tinghao: "Give me something to eat?"

Deng Tinghao hastily retracted the spoon, exaggeratedly swallowed it in one gulp, then used the tip of his tongue to wipe off the soup on the corner of his lips, and said cheerfully, "It's just for you to see."

"Oh." Dui didn't show any expression, just nodded, and then continued to lower his head to drink the porridge.

Deng Tinghao was not discouraged when he saw his cold reaction.He tore open a Shuangma Huoyao, neatly tore it into pieces, threw it into the soup pot for dipping, then rolled the pickled radish and ate it with the duck.Deng Tinghao ate loudly on purpose, sipping the soup, and said with emotion: "It's so delicious...it's simply delicious in the world! This sour radish is so tasty, oh yes, this fire is also roasted well , Hey, look at this sesame, it smells delicious just by smelling it. Why don't you smell it?"

"No need." Duan refused without raising his head, and bit off the pickled cucumber with a snap: "I like porridge."

Deng Tinghao snorted, and held up an eggplant box and shook it in front of his eyes: "Did you see the shrimp inside? The whole shrimp and skin jelly are boiled into shrimp cakes, and they are packed in the eggplant box. They are full of ingredients and delicious. Are you really I do not want to eat?"

Dumb looked at him calmly: "I want to eat, can you give it?"

Deng Tinghao shook his head decisively.

"So I don't want to eat it." Dui took a spoonful of porridge and repeated it again: "I think milk porridge with cucumber is also very good."

"Okay... hey...then I will try to eat as low-key as possible and never bully you." Deng Tinghao said, but the more he ate, the louder his voice became. The soup made me gasp, and even waved my hands to fan myself seriously: "Hey...it's so delicious, I'm sweating all over after eating it."

Duan’s small universe had already erupted silently in his heart, and he suddenly erupted again at an astonishing speed, as if fast-forwarding a movie, dunking half a can of pickled cucumbers into the porridge, and then picked up the rice spatula next to it Basin, with a few sips, the bottom of the basin was scraped upside down.

Dumb finished eating, and threw the rice bowl into the sink with a "dang", then walked back to the dining table calmly, and said politely to Deng Tinghao: "I'm done eating, you continue to eat slowly."

Deng Tinghao was dumbfounded, with half a mouthful of biscuits in his mouth: "Dumb! Stop!"

"What?"

"You, you, you, you, you don't play your cards according to the routine!"

"What do you mean?"

Deng Tinghao swallowed what was in his mouth, and said, "You should sit here and watch me finish my meal!"

"Why?" Sitting opposite Deng Tinghao, Dui folded his hands on the table, and said seriously, like a good student listening to a class: "Deng Tinghao, don't you think your behavior of showing off your food is very childish?"

Deng Tinghao snorted: "I can give you half of my food, but you have to promise me one condition."

"What conditions?"

"You have to let go of your high-energy alien airs from today, and integrate into the earth's environment for me well, sincerely, and heartily! Be a normal person!"

Dumb snapped his fingers: "Eat five grains, take a hot bath, sleep on a cotton bed, walk no faster than 4 miles, and try to be kind to strangers. What else am I not like a human from Earth?"

Deng Tinghao patted his thigh heartbroken: "Concept! Dude, do you understand concept? No normal person would think that normal sex *love is primitive and dirty! The earth doesn't need lofty and withdrawn gods. How can I live with you?"

Dui became serious: "It's impossible. I can't give up the education I have received since I was a child for a few meals of yours. I will never accept such a shameful thing." Duan said, thinking hard, Then he said reluctantly: "If you must be like others, you'd better not let me watch as much as possible, I don't want to hate you."

Deng Tinghao collapsed, he really couldn't stand Duan looking at him with sympathetic eyes when he said such unnatural words, just like he was looking at the gorilla in the zoo who only had animal desires and no rationality.So Boss Deng slapped the table: "The surname is stupid! If you don't accept it for a day, you will only drink porridge for a day! Don't even think about eating meat in this life!"

Ah-Dai raised his chest unyieldingly: "If you don't eat, you don't eat. Our Alpha-[-] star will not accept shameful things just for a little food. Also, my surname is Deng, not Dai."

"Since you are so obsessed with food, it means that you are a secular person. If you are a secular person, you have to look at the most basic physiological needs of human beings with an objective and peaceful attitude! Food, sex, and sex! Do you know that? "

Dumb was expressionless: "I don't know."

Deng Tinghao: "Deng Daida, you really don't want to eat meat, do you? Hot pot, pizza, sandwiches, meat buns, and all kinds of chicken, duck and fish are all gone!"

"No, no!" Dumb snorted and stood up: "I'm leaving, I'm going to handle this case by myself, and I'm leaving you after I get the salary from NSG!"

Deng Tinghao was so angry when he heard the words: "Are you showing off your IQ buddy? How could NSG give you wages for this little black man? It would be good if they didn't arrest you! And buddy, can we show some face? This crime The suspect was determined by me step by step, and you want to capture him yourself to claim credit?"

"I participated in every step of yours, and I also have half of the credit. When I get the salary, I will share half of it with you. As for the food you used to tempt me to accept sin, I don't want to accept it anymore. Wait I caught someone, and I will contact you." Duan said, and rushed into the guest bedroom at the speed of an iron man, Deng Tinghao rubbed his dazzled eyes, and when he opened his eyes, Duan was already wearing the titanium alloy suit The equipment rushed out.

"Goodbye, Deng Tinghao." Duan stood expressionlessly at the door and waved goodbye to him: "Thank you for taking me in for the past few days. If there is a chance, I will repay you." He thought for a while, and then pursed his lips Said: "I don't hate you, but I really can't accept some of your ideas. If you find a boyfriend who can accept you, I hope you can get along happily in the way you people on earth." He said, shaking his head He opened the door and left.

Deng Tinghao was already on the ground by Lei Meng, and he was devastated to find that Duan didn't show even the slightest bit of panic until he left, and even closed the door gently - even though Deng Tinghao still heard the sound of wind blowing in the corridor , proving that Little Iron Man "flyed" out, not going out.

This is so fucking hateful. In the end, this guy didn't realize that he was the one who was wrong. Instead, he said "I have a big heart. I can't accept you but I understand you. I wish you a stupid human being." Find your own happiness with your dirty expression," the white lotus attitude bid him farewell.This is really... so fucking hateful!

Deng Tinghao was so angry that his teeth were itching. He stood up and strode to the French window in the living room to look down. The neighborhood was quiet, and there was no shadow of Dumb.Deng Tinghao looked into the distance, and saw a small iron-gray dot swaying out from the gate of the community. Normal people would probably only see it as an optical illusion, and only he knew what kind of weird thing it was.

This little Iron Man actually ran away from home because of a disagreement!He even claimed to be the first to catch the criminal!Also send the prisoner to the gate of NSG!

God, does he know that if he can get in the door of NSG, he can't get out?Does he want to spend the rest of his life in a cold test bench?Do you want to be soaked in the electrolyte solution that inhibits his physiological activity every day, and people need to fish him out when he wakes up and shock him once, and then throw him back into the electrolyte solution cruelly after the experiment?

All of Deng Tinghao's original plans were messed up by Dumb's sudden run away from home.He gritted his teeth in hatred, but he had to quickly go back to the room and put on the bulletproof vest he sometimes wore when he was in action, grabbed the car keys and mobile phone and ran out.

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