Dumb Earth Find Love

"Wait until I finish washing you." Deng Tinghao ordered very coolly, then squinted at Dumb: "Get out."

"But this bathtub is very big, even if three people wash it, it's more water-saving." Dumb said, pointing to the little yellow duck next to the bathtub, a little excited: "Isn't this the kind of animal you mentioned last time? What's going on?"

Deng Tinghao felt that his face was so gloomy that it could rain: "Duck."

"Ah yes, little yellow duck. Take it and take a bath with us!"

"I don't seem to have had time to answer if you can take a shower with me."

Duan was silent for a while, and then began to undress on his own, while saying seriously: "But I think you will agree."

"Why"

"Because you finally agreed to everything you refused me." Duan said, already naked, clenching his fists and looking expectantly at the faucet that was trying to fill water.Deng Tinghao was a little inexplicably moved when he heard this on the first day of junior high school, and felt that his dedication could be considered a good thing to be remembered by others. His expression was just a little loose, but suddenly he heard Duan add: "So, you really have no personality... …not sticking to your own ideas gives people a very unprincipled feeling.”

"..."

Deng Tinghao suddenly remembered that a long time ago, when he was in college, he was very popular because of his sunny appearance and calm and easy-going personality. Li Mingkai once asked him on a sunny afternoon: "If one day, I give you an exemption from death penalty, would you Would kill someone who did something bad to you?"

At that time, he was innocent and kind, and replied with a smile: "Ming Kai, you can't have such an idea. I'm a criminal mind. I know that as soon as I have this idea, no matter how much the joke is, it's a joke." A seed buried in my heart will germinate as soon as it is not guaranteed. You are still slutty, don't blame me for not telling you, this has the risk of distorting personality."

Deng Tinghao recalled his high-spirited and pure-hearted face at that time, and gave a loud pooh in his heart.Back then, he was too ignorant and ignorant. If he wanted to ask this question now, he would just say: I want to strangle to death the idiot who is nitpicking and doesn't know it!

The two of them soaked naked in the hot water together in silence.Deng Tinghao was silent because his heart was really stuffy, and Ah-Dai was silent because he was happily pressing the duck into the water—press it in, it floated out, pressed it in, and it floated out.By the way, this is the first time Deng Tinghao heard the little alien laugh out loud.He realized a little dullly that he actually didn't seem to see Dumb smile very much.If Duan is willing to show clearly that he is happy, he is definitely either playing a puzzle or eating, and now there is another one, playing with ducks.

Hmph, if you hit it off so well with ducks, who would believe you if you were not gay?Deng Tinghao squinted at Ah-Dai viciously, cursing silently in his heart, and by the way wanted to obsess over the miserable image of him being cried by a scumbag one day.

So, obscenity is a good thing. Some things cannot be true in this life, but in your mind, it just happens against the sky regardless of the cause and effect, and it makes the obsessive person feel good. It's really kinky and cool.

The fine lemongrass and roselle bath salts are sprinkled and melted in the hot water, creating mist, and the fresh smell fills the whole bathroom.Deng Tinghao just tried to forget his aggrievedness, and was taking a deep breath, preparing to let the smell of essential oil go through his nose before slowly exhaling, but suddenly he heard Duan muttering to himself: "Little duck, is it fragrant or not? Is the duckling fragrant? Is the duckling fragrant? ……………”

"Dumb! You are three years old!" Boss Deng was completely angry: "Be quiet, or go out, don't affect my relaxation!"

Dumb looked up at Deng Tinghao calmly, as if he had gotten used to his moodiness, reached out and pinched a small piece of flesh on Deng Tinghao's arm, flicked it, lowered his head and continued to play with ducks: "You are already very relaxed, you don't need to relax anymore .”

"What are you talking about!!" Deng Tinghao stood up from the water with a bang, and put his hips on his hips, as if someone stepped on his tail: "I have such tight and perfect muscles, you say I am loose? Do you know how many small zeros... ..." Deng Tinghao didn't finish speaking, because he found that Duan didn't listen to what he said at all, but just raised his head and looked at him with focused eyes...

Following Dumb's gaze, Deng Tinghao lowered his head, his face flushed instantly, and he slid back into the bathtub while clutching his dick.

Duan shrugged nonchalantly, lowered his head and continued playing with ducks.

After Deng Tinghao was embarrassed by himself for a while, he began to feel awkward.It's not that he lacks self-confidence, it's just...how did this guy not comment at all after looking at his dick?You can observe his face, it is still the same paralyzed face, so dumb that it can be knocked like a wooden fish, you can observe his posture, his whole body is relaxed, there is no signal that can reveal his mental activity at all—oh, actually it is not completely No, look under the water, the tender big toe is moving, as if shouting: "Oh yeah! It's so cool to play with ducks! I love ducks!"

……

In fact, with Duan, he is being insulted every day, every minute!every second!

Therefore, if you take a silly and tough alien abroad, you must learn one word: patience.After taking a bath, Deng Tinghao changed into a pair of crisp half-sleeves and slacks, stepped on flip-flops, and decided to go out to press the road.Dumb sat on the bed and looked at him, his hair was wet and sticking to his forehead, he looked more stupid than before: "Do you want to go out?"

"Ah."

"Aren't you taking me?"

Deng Tinghao turned around and squinted: "Do you want to go together?"

"Hmm, um..." Dui jumped off the bed and rubbed his belly: "Let's go out and find something to eat, I'm a little hungry."

"..."

So began the first bomb foraging in Rome.The two of them went out wearing the same flamboyant little leopard-print flip-flops. Deng Tinghao told Ah-Dai to put his hands in his trouser pockets and walk with a little ruffian, so as to look like a real Roman youth.

"What's a ruffian?" Dumb was modest and eager to learn.

"It's just... a little indifferent expression, a little walking, and aimless glances around. If the wind blows over, you should squint your eyes exaggeratedly..." Deng Tinghao stopped talking because he felt I just unlocked a new dumb expression - contempt.

"Can you give me a reason for doing this?" Duan looked at Deng Tinghao and asked seriously.

"There's no reason, it just makes you look like a fairy, and you can tell at a glance that you are an authentic young man who has lived in Rome for a long time. His temperament matches this city very well!"

"Oh." Dui nodded, then silently moved two steps behind Deng Tinghao, and muttered, "You are a fairy, I just want to come out to see the street view."

Deng Tinghao rolled his eyes: "Dude, do you still want to eat supper?"

"Think about it..." Duan hurriedly followed up with two small steps, put his hands in his pockets, pulled the corners of his mouth down, and began to squirt 360 degrees back and forth, left and right: "Is that so?"

Deng Tinghao: "...the frequency of your head turning can be lower..."

"Oh..." Dumb mumbled and slowed down quickly, so the whole picture became very joyful. A boy with dull eyes and expressionless face stuffed his hands stiffly into his trouser pockets, with his whole head centered on his neck, began to do 180 degrees back and forth slowly sweep.Deng Tinghao faintly felt that he even heard the creaking sound of the robot moving. The evening wind of Rome passed through the street and poured into his lungs. He sighed deeply, hugged the man to death in his arms, and quickly Walk to the tavern on the corner of the street.

Duan struggled in his arms: "Didn't you want Xian'er to get up? Why are you holding me..."

"Because I'm afraid you'll call the street police..." Deng Tinghao said, glanced at the two policemen chatting with cigars in their mouths at the crossroads, and said in a low voice, "Did you see them? The policemen in Rome all wear guns. You are a dishonest person, and the bullets flew over."

Duan pursed his mouth: "It's all your fault for not letting me wear equipment. My equipment is loaded with nitric oxide boosters, which can surpass the speed of bullets at critical moments."

"...How much nitric oxide can you store in that little space? How many times can it exceed?"

"I also have laser beams in my equipment, and a light cut can turn them both into petals of coke."

"... Dumb, do you dare to touch your conscience and tell me that the two of you provoked you?"

"But you said that they were going to shoot bullets at me." Dumb muttered unhappily, "Besides, I don't have the nerve to laugh at you. Returning bullets, these are weapons thousands of years ago. It can't penetrate my titanium alloy equipment at all."

"...Okay, you are awesome, you are shining, please shut up."

"If you can't say it, tell me to shut up." Duan broke free from Deng Tinghao's arms muttering, rubbed his still a little damp hair: "You know how to blackmail me with those few meals, you earth People are too superficial and narrow.”

"...Dude, seriously, do you really want to have supper?"

"All right, all right, I'll just shut up." Duan glanced at Deng Tinghao a little dissatisfied, then ran all the way to the locked tavern, and put his face on the glass to look inside.Deng Tinghao sighed, walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and opened the glass door with the other hand.

"Welcome." Roman, who was wiping glasses in front of the bar, happily used a long whistle to attract the attention of two oriental guests. Deng Tinghao walked over and sat on the wooden bar stool on his tiptoes, and snapped his fingers: "Myguyishungry .”

Brother Roman took a quick look at Dumb in a loose T-shirt, and nodded with a smile: "You two should try this." Then he turned and cut a round bar-shaped rye bread, and began to skillfully pile vegetables and sausages on it.Deng Tinghao casually picked up the Da Jin Fang cocktail next to the bar and filled it up for himself, and glanced at Dumb who was standing by the side: "Come on."

"This stool is so high..."

"The bar stools are all like this, just jump on it."

"Oh." Dumb nodded.Deng Tinghao was putting the mouth of the cup to his lips, and just about to raise his head to do it, he saw Duan squatting down slightly, and then his feet suddenly stared at the ground, and in the next second, he shot like a rocket launcher with a "whoosh" sound. Get up, lift about two meters into the air, then fall down with a "snap" and sit on the stool——

The sound of "whoosh" was Deng Tinghao's imagination, because he seemed to see the rocket just now.And that "pop" was a real sound, because Dumb fell so hard that his butt hurt from the fall.

For a while, there was no sound in the noisy tavern.The young man who was cutting the bread turned his head and looked at the paralyzed Superman who suddenly flew up in his peripheral vision just now as if he was watching a ghost.

Deng Tinghao looked around, smiled awkwardly, and scratched his head: "We...WeareJapanese..."

The author has something to say: I have a hunch that this part of Italy will be full of troubles, haha~ Happy Double Ten Days, everyone!