Dumb Earth Find Love

"Japanese?" Brother Roman's expression flashed a trace of doubt, and Deng Tinghao immediately puffed up his chest. Universal's thick skin played a huge role at this time. He paused at Brother Roman, and blurted out a crisp sentence: "たいへんお手数をおかけしました! (To trouble you!)”

Brother Roman's expression was a bit embarrassing, obviously he didn't understand the Japanese, but fortunately he saw a lot of foreign tourists, so he smiled and waved: "Ithoughtyouare Chinese! IsheaNinja (ninja)?"

Deng Tinghao nodded hastily, and patted dumb on the back vigorously: "Yeah, yeah... asuperninja..."

After being photographed, Duan ran straight forward, and couldn't help but look back at Deng Tinghao depressedly: "What did you say to him?"

Deng Tinghao calmly took a sip of wine to calm himself down, then glared at Dumb: "Japanese, I just pretended to be Japanese. This is outside, what superpower are you showing off?"

"Do you think jumping two meters is a superpower?"

Deng Tinghao looked back at Dumb seriously: "The vertical jump of normal earthlings is between 30 and 55."

"Meter?"

"……centimeter."

"Oh my god..." Ah-Dai couldn't help crying out, then quickly covered his mouth, and exclaimed in a low voice: "You are weaker than I thought. When I first learned how to dance, I was able to jump more than 50 centimeters Already!"

Deng Tinghao sighed speechlessly, drank another glass of wine, smacked his lips and said, "So, you are awesome, you are shining, please shut up."

Duan lowered his head silently when he heard the words, feeling that Deng Tinghao was bullying an alien more and more because he was a local.Deng Tinghao stretched out his hand to ruffle the little black hair, and sighed deeply: "To be a human being, you must know how to hide your clumsiness, don't you know? This is the earth, not your Alpha [-], which is prey to the weak...Forget it, I will find a book of the mean when I get back. "

Duan didn't speak listlessly, just imitating Deng Tinghao's example, took a glass and poured wine for himself, held it in his hand and drank in small sips.The microwave oven made a crisp sound. Brother Rome took off the plastic wrap of two large rye hot dogs and put them on the plate with insulated gloves. The tomato salad dressing extruded an exaggerated HAPPY, and then the two plates were placed in front of Deng Tinghao and Duan.

The layers of cabbage and various Italian sausages and bacon sandwiched in the rye bread diverted Dumb's attention, and the gloomy mood of the foodie was swept away. He pulled the plate devoutly and began to study while eating.Upon closer inspection, those usually bland eyes are now a little brighter. Every time Dui takes a bite, he has to carefully identify what he is about to eat, whether he has eaten it, and then pause for a while to recall The taste of that thing, and then happily bite down.

Deng Tinghao observed and observed, and suddenly felt a dense layer of cold sweat crawling up his back.A miraculous image appeared in his mind: Dui suddenly climbed into his bed in the middle of the night, lifted the quilt with great interest, and began to eat him.In his career, he has come into contact with perverts suffering from cannibalism more than once. This kind of person has a desire to explore food beyond normal people. The initial performance is like Dumb: looking at the food with interest, seriously Chewing, tasting, and chewing a vegetable leaf, you can't wait for your teeth to cut through the fibrous tissue of the vegetable layer by layer.

Deng Tinghao suddenly felt a little cold, he rubbed to the side silently, then filled the wine glass, and drank a few gulps.

Dumb, who was eating soft, sweet and sweet potatoes, stopped: "Why are you drinking in such a hurry? Are you thirsty?"

Deng Tinghao moved aside calmly and replied calmly, "I'm cold."

"Oh." Duan nodded, his eyes moved outwards, and landed on Deng Tinghao's plate: "If you are really not hungry..."

"You eat, you eat..." Deng Tinghao quickly pushed his plate to Dumb: "Don't be polite, eat enough! Don't feel hungry in the middle of the night!"

"Okay." Dumb nodded earnestly, turned his head and plunged into the ecstasy of eating again.

The two drank a little wine and chatted, which was a good way to kill time.What makes people dumbfounded is that after confirming Ah-Dai's status as a "Japanese ninja", Brother Rome has a lot of respect for Ah-Dai, and fully understands the large appetite of ninjas, allowing Ah-Dai to eat ten times without shame outside the house. Large portions for one person.

Deng Tinghao saw Duan clumsily giving a thumbs up to express his gratitude, pretending he didn't see anything, he turned around with his wine glass, turned his back to the two people on the bar, and watched the fun alone.

After ten o'clock, the streets outside were completely submerged in the night, and all kinds of neon lights lit up Night Rome.Gradually, the tavern was no longer just the noise of diners. As soon as the record was inserted into the machine, all kinds of stereos came into play, and a well-known local folk band swaggered onto the stage.

Duan, who was used to going in and out of light and fashionable restaurants with Deng Tinghao, had never seen such a battle, so he pulled Deng Tinghao's cuff and asked in a low voice, "What is this going to do?"

Deng Tinghao smiled mysteriously at him: "Roman Rock."

"What is rock and roll?" Dumb asked, but his voice was drowned out by the sudden sound of profligate music.The sound of the music seems to penetrate the eardrums at once, and the rhythmic drum beats seem to hit the nerves of people, making people's breathing and heartbeat follow that rhythm.Dumb jumped off the stool in fright, turned around and was about to run, but in the darkness, a pair of strong arms pulled him back from the crowd, and Deng Tinghao breathed warm air in his ear: "Don't go, let me Take you to the madness of this elegant city."

As soon as Deng Tinghao's murmured voice fell in his ears, several bright lights suddenly appeared in the dark tavern. The beams of light pierced from the ceiling like sharp swords, shaking people's hearts.In the next second, the booming electronic sound suddenly went away, and the man standing in the middle of the stage pulled his microphone, lowered his eyebrows, and sang in the deepest and hoarse voice in the world: "Come up tomeetyou, tellyouI'msorry, Youdon'tknowhowlovelyyouare... ..."

Ah-Dai, who was struggling to escape, stopped and stared blankly at the man on the small round table who was holding a Lime with his eyes closed and singing in a low voice.The man's voice was low and gentle, but it seemed to be roaring again, like a big hand that was tightly grasping people's hearts, making it difficult for him to leave.

"Crazy electronic rock brings out bass jazz, this is the favorite trick of Roman taverns." Deng Tinghao took Duan's hand and walked through the crowd to the corner with the softest light and shadow on the side of the stage, then whispered: "Enjoy it Right. On Earth, you are needed not because of how powerful you are, but because life wants you to see its beauty."

Duan glanced back at Deng Tinghao in a ignorant way. In the changing light, he could only see a vague outline, and there was a funny green shadow on his forehead.Dumb nodded, turned around and continued to look at the man on the stage.

That was a real Roman man.He is tall, with clear outlines, deep eye sockets, and the stubble on his face does not look casual, but rather tasteful.He pulled Limai, as if he wanted to put Limai into his arms, and bent slightly to get close to the microphone, as if he was holding a cluster of flames in the cold wind.Deng Tinghao introduced behind Ah-Dai: "There are too many singers with attitude in Rome, and most of them have decent formal jobs. Singing is just an attitude to life and has nothing to do with future."

Duan narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the singer under the strong light: "There is no one who can sing on Alpha One."

"Your planet is very powerful, but when it comes to civilization, it's really not as good as the earth where the loess has been deposited for tens of millions of years." Deng Tinghao sighed, and patted Dumb on the shoulder: "This trip to the earth, although I don't know if I can return to it in the end." I’m going home, but at least come here once, so I can get more of the humanity of the earth.”

Duan hummed, subconsciously grasped Deng Tinghao's hand, and continued to listen carefully to the low singing on the stage.The electric guitar weakened, and the keyboard player released a series of clear chords. The singer on the stage tuned in, pulled the microphone a little shyly, and spoke a series of Italian.Deng Tinghao whispered the translation in Ah-Dai's ear: "He is sharing his mood with everyone. He is very happy today. His daughter brought her boyfriend home. The boyfriend looks gentle and shy, and he even helped the family tidy up the long-disturbed warehouse. .”

Dumb was stunned for a moment: "My daughter's boyfriend?"

Deng Tinghao sighed: "Everyone on earth is like this. They will find a partner and live together until they die. I told you so."

"Oh, oh..." Dumb tried hard to digest this sentence, squinting his eyes and looking at the man with a shy and happy smile on the stage, he suddenly felt that the family concept of the earth is not so disgusting.

Between the interlacing of light and shadow, Dumb had a very strange feeling.He looked at the noisy crowd around him and smelled the mixed smell of cocktails in the air. At one moment, he felt that this was very real, as if this was the life he should enjoy. At another moment, he felt very unreal, because Alpha One was his home—— That very advanced, but very cold metal planet.

For the first time, he felt that the universe is amazing, and time is even more amazing.Half a month ago, he woke up in the metal grid every day, took a few pills of nutrients, put on anti-cosmic radiation equipment, and then stepped on his patrol aircraft to patrol the cold and fast-paced planet with his boss.And today, half a month later, he and Deng Tinghao came to this strange country in a white plane like a big bird, drank strange cocktails, hiccupped, took a hot bath, and watched the bustling and bustling city. The crowd, eating rye hot dogs, listened to the hoarse and beautiful singing.

Duan suddenly turned his head and glanced at Deng Tinghao, and the man leaned on the table behind him with a little pride from an earthling.In the dark, he couldn't see the curvature of Deng Tinghao's mouth clearly, but he could only see those eyes as bright as stars.With Deng Tinghao's hands on his waist, his two collarbones were slightly raised under the pure cotton T-shirt, making people involuntarily stop looking.

Duan didn't know what he was thinking now, he stretched out his hand as if possessed, and pressed that beautiful collarbone.He didn't know that his Adam's apple was moving, and it was moving full of words.

Deng Tinghao turned his eyes back from a distance, and landed on the dazed Dumb, chuckled lightly: "What's the matter?"

"Deng Tinghao, I kind of want to kiss you." Duan heard himself say this, and then a tinge of surprise surged up in his heart.

The author has something to say: the sentence in English is: I thought you were foreigners.Is this guy a Japanese ninja?