Dumb Earth Find Love

Let’s just say, raising an alien is a hassle, the appetite of a large carnivorous beast, the thunderbolt physical fitness of the X-Men, and the sensitive and fragile homesickness that erupts from time to time.Deng Tinghao pursed his lips and looked at the little alien next to him who was clearly down. He felt a little speechless.

The heroine in the movie just came out, a fresh and beautiful girl living on the farm, sitting at the window with flaming maple leaves hanging down, writing letters quietly.Deng Tinghao pondered for a while, then slapped dumb: "Hey, homesick again?"

Duan chewed the potato chips sullenly, did not answer Boss Deng's question directly, but murmured and complained: "The technology of the people on Earth is too bad, how can such a big Alpha One not be detected?"

Deng Tinghao was sweating profusely. He didn't know how to respond, so he could only pat Ah-Dai on the head: "You should study hard, maybe you can go home by yourself." Ah-Dai groaned twice, and chewed a few more pieces potato chips.Then suddenly whispered: "Deng Tinghao, I want that telescope."

"What?"

Dumb sighed: "I know it's an antique thing, it's very outdated. I just want it a little bit, so I can put it at home and have a look."

"Fuck me..." Boss Deng took a deep breath, and raised two fingers at Dumb: "First, the high-precision astronomical telescope is not an outdated antique on Earth, it is a very sophisticated astronomical observation instrument. Second, you Did you see how much that thing cost just now? Did you tell me to buy it and put it at home?"

"How much is it..." Duan flicked the potato chips in his arms sullenly.

"That thing is 9388 euros, which is equivalent to more than 7 yuan." Deng Tinghao quickly calculated in his head: "Based on your current normal food expenses of 500 yuan per day, it will be enough for you for more than four months!"

"Oh." Dumb nodded, "Forget it, let's watch a movie."

Boss Deng looked at Dumb, who was obviously emotionally down, silently gritted his teeth and cursed the alien ancestor who would be completely paralyzed if things went wrong, and turned his head angrily to continue watching the movie.

This is a very well-reviewed romance film, the whole film has a small literary tone, warm and beautiful.The girl was the daughter of an early Italian manor owner, and fell in love with the young man who milked the cow and cut the wheat on the farm.From the beginning of running hand in hand in the wheat waves, to being separated by reality a few years later, to the reunion after each of them worked hard to manage their lives.In fact, the plot cannot be said to be old-fashioned, but fortunately, every detail is handled very movingly, bringing out the twists and turns of the Roman society in that period with warm brushstrokes, and directly touching the softest part of people's hearts.

In particular, the lens processing of this film is simply a master among masters. It absolutely beats the exaggerated and rough camera push and pull in Hollywood blockbusters.Every close-up of the heroine, and the back view of the two walking hand in hand in the setting sun, all came out bit by bit with telephoto.As a professional food photographer, Deng Tinghao is absolutely sensitive to light and shadow, and he appreciates every shot in this film, even the montage clips that are a bit deliberately sensational in the later stage.

As the storyline progresses, the director seems to be showing his amazing artistic talent more and more quietly.Gradually, Deng Tinghao's focus was not on the story itself, and he began to poke Dumb constantly to let him watch the scene processing that he thought was very intriguing.And Dui has been listless, occasionally nodding perfunctorily to give up.

The montage part is the bits and pieces of all the memories of the two before they were separated. Every shot is selected from the best, worthy of Deng Tinghao's analysis of thousands of words.So at the end, Deng Tinghao stopped talking and just looked at the screen intently. Among all the audience whose eyes were red from being moved, Deng Tinghao's very rational and thoughtful expression looked absolutely abnormal.

Of course, also weird is the dumb who is about to sleep out of his nose.

At the end of the film, the lights went on and the audience left.Deng Tinghao heaved a long sigh, feeling refreshed after watching this movie, he wrote down the director's name in the memo on his mobile phone, and poked the dumb beside him: "Let's go, let's find a way to cook you bean ribs... Damn, dumb? Dumb!"

Duan opened his eyes in a daze, and looked around in a daze: "It's over?"

Boss Deng's face darkened: "When did you fall asleep?"

"I don't remember." Dumb stretched his muscles and bones as he said, shaking off the potato chips.So Boss Deng took another deep breath, squatted down to help his ancestors pick up trash.Dui also knelt down and picked it up silently, without saying a word.

Deng Tinghao suppressed his anger, and couldn't say anything, so he could only ask casually: "How was the movie?"

"I don't know." Dumb said with a sullen head, "I didn't think much about it."

"This is the film you chose!"

Dumb pondered for two seconds: "I want a telescope."

"The devil will buy it for you." Boss Deng angrily threw away the crumbs of potato chips in his hand, turned around and walked out.Dumb followed up silently, still slumped and silent.In fact, logically speaking, this guy has always had a wooden face, but there is no difference.But I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Deng Tinghao just feels that Duan's face is full of displeasure and accusations against him!

But that thing is more than 7 yuan!Isn't God keeping his money on his face pot by pot, okay?

The two were depressed and competing with each other, so the following scene became very harmonious——

In the supermarket.Pushing the cart, Deng Tinghao focused on comparing the bright red pork ribs, and called out to Dumb: "Come here to choose the ribs, go back and find a way to get a pot to cook the pork ribs with beans."

"Not too hungry..."

"How could it be? Weren't you still hungry just now?"

"I just want the telescope right now..."

"..."

in the car.Deng Tinghao, who had already got the perfect and tender short ribs, flicked the CD case casually: "What style do you want to hear? Heavy metal? Slow rock? Jazz?"

"Want a telescope..."

"..."

Back to the hotel.Niu Jin spent ten euros to borrow a stew pot from the back kitchen of the hotel. Deng Tinghao held the pot in both hands and motioned for Dui to open the door for him with his chin.Duan looked at Deng Tinghao resentfully: "I want a telescope..."

Boss Deng snorted coldly, turned around and put the pot on the carpet, opened the door with his key card, and hugged the pot into the room again.

When Boss Deng finally finished cooking a pot of fragrant bean ribs and placed a small pot in front of Ah-Dai, Ah-Dai repeated with his face still paralyzed: "I want a telescope."

Boss Deng coldly refused: "Don't even think about it, if you like to eat, forget it if you don't like it!"

Dui glared at Deng Tinghao very unhappy, and then ate up a pot of delicious pork ribs with backbone, wheezing and wheezing, the pot was clean.

The tug-of-war between the two lasted until evening, and it seemed to be gradually coming to an end.Deng Tinghao no longer had a cold face, and Duan no longer repeated his request willfully.After cleaning the hotel pot and returning it, Boss Deng and Duan put on cute zoo T-shirts—Boss Deng has a raised giraffe on his chest, and Duan is an elephant.In Deng Tinghao's words, each has its own strengths.The two simply chatted and chatted, and then went to take pictures.

Taking pictures is also an important part of Deng Tinghao's itinerary - taking a set of pictures for the aliens in each city.If you can go back by chance in the future, this can be regarded as a souvenir from the earth.

So let's see, Deng Tinghao is not all ordinary people full of perverted murderers and money, he also has his own very lyrical and artistic side.

On the evening before the night was like day, the streets of Rome had a rare tranquility.Before the hustle and bustle, everyone chose to stay at home, eat fruit, watch TV, take a vitamin, and then sleep comfortably wrapped in an air-conditioning blanket.No caffeine, no rum, and not too many sweets and meats.This is the brewing before the carnival, so that the next day can have the most incisive vent.

Pale golden daisies dotted the entire Roman sky.Deng Tinghao wore a SLR around his neck, and he and Dumb started taking pictures in Rome.

The Spanish Steps, the famous shopping paradise, come here.

A tavern that once housed Japanese people, stand next to the big hat sculpture at the door, and take a picture.

At the entrance of an unknown alley covered with daisy petals, here is a picture.

Here is a Hummer that has been praised several times.

The small police station that was trapped yesterday, here comes a...

In all the photos, Dumb stood upright, his face was as dull as a tree, and there was a touch of depression between his brows.Putting a big living person in the photo is simply a living embarrassment.Deng Tinghao felt so aggrieved, he was a top-notch master of camera manipulation, and it was fine to take pictures for free, but he didn't cooperate at all!

Standing in front of the majestic and vicissitudes of the medieval dome building, Boss Deng finally couldn't help shouting to Dumb in the distance: "Dumb—can you laugh!"

So - three, two, one, Duan left a weird smile in the camera with only two front teeth showing.

Boss Deng was so tired that he almost vomited blood.

Deng Tinghao pressed the shutter no less than 120 times for a group of twelve photos that he wanted to include. In the end, only ten photos remained, and the remaining two photos could not be selected.That's all, under the premise that Deng Tinghao left that incisive smile and the blank eyes in front of the police station as if he had just been released after serving his sentence, and it was not satisfactory.

Boss Deng once again expressed that he was speechless.

The two of them took a casual walk in the park after taking photos. The city of Rome is picturesque, surrounded by a small park, reflecting the surrounding European-style buildings. The scenery is very tasteful.Duan and Deng Tinghao were strolling in the grove covered with daisy petals, Duan suddenly said: "There used to be similar plants on Alpha One. They are golden and beautiful."

Deng Tinghao was taken aback for a moment, this was the first time that Duan took the initiative to say such emotional words to him.

Duan didn't care about Boss Deng's play, but just picked up a few petals by himself, sniffed lightly and said: "It's not as fragrant as this one, but it's a very beautiful life seed on Alpha One. I'm not an adult. When I was training in an institution with everyone, there were just a few plants of this kind in the yard. I liked it... I even sneaked out of the capsule to see it in the middle of the night. Later, cosmic rays intensified, and even this kind of plant was about to become extinct. , they developed a shield to protect them..."

Deng Tinghao hummed, and patted Ah-Dai on the shoulder lightly.Dumb sighed: "I'm actually a little homesick... so Ah Hao..." He said, raised his clear eyes to look at Deng Tinghao, and said slowly—"I still... want that telescope ..."

Deng Tinghao, who had just been brought into the mood, rolled his eyes, couldn't take it anymore, and threw down the petals fiercely: "Buy, buy, buy!"

The author has something to say: About the small theater - there will be two more on weekends in the future. ps: I have a bad memory, everyone wants to remind me, okay~