Dumb Earth Find Love

In the morning when the night was like day and the day was full of excitement and celebration, Dumb took back the astronomical telescope he had been thinking about as he wished.The on-site installation staff member was extremely surprised when he found that the buyer’s place of residence turned out to be a hotel. He cast his curious eyes on the person who swiped the card——Deng Tinghao, but the latter just pinched his credit card with a pale face, without any explanation What does it mean.

The enthusiastic and open-minded Roman looked at Deng Tinghao, who seemed to have a lot of money, then at Dumb, who was a bit dumb but super handsome, and then looked at the astronomical telescope that even he thought was a bit flashy, as if he understood something .

Brother Roman doesn't understand Deng Tinghao's heartache.He didn't know that Deng Tinghao would continue to travel with this dead astronomical telescope in the future, and he would suffer incomparable pain.

After seeing off brother Rome, Dumb began to stand in front of the telescope and watch the stars.Needless to say, the alien is quite good at playing with what he considers to be antiques, turning the knobs and retracting the lens barrel, looking very good at it.Deng Tinghao smacked his lips and stood beside him, silently calculating how much of his more than 7 yuan was spent on the huge advertising fee.

The most expensive domestic astronomical telescope is less than ten thousand yuan, which is seven times more expensive. With 7 yuan, what can you do in country Z? ——It’s enough to spend five years in a coffee shop, enough for Deng Tinghao to go home and visit his relatives ten times, enough for a normal gay to keep a small zero in a bar for a year.

But now, it was used to buy a broken telescope.

Deng Tinghao held back for a long time, and finally said to Dumb who was looking at the binoculars endlessly: "From today, you wash my socks!"

"Okay." Dumb agreed very readily, and Boss Deng finally got a little peace of mind after being hit hard.

After all, it was the craziest festival of the Romans, so I had to get involved no matter what. Boss Deng shook his hair, chose to temporarily forget the pain of bankruptcy, and took the alien High for a day.

So, at twelve o'clock in the morning, the Royal Bath Hotel in Rome.

With a white bath towel around his waist, Dumb folded his arms a little uncomfortably, and knocked softly on the glass outside the glass door of the sauna room: "Ah Hao? What are you doing in there?"

Deng Tinghao was enjoying the steam, so he got up and opened the door to pull Dui in: "This is called a sauna, come here and have a steam."

The fiery white air penetrated into every pore of Ah-Dai in an instant, and the smoke was so lingering that he could hardly see Deng Tinghao's face opposite him. The sultry but inexplicably comfortable atmosphere made him tremble uncontrollably, but then Relax deeply.Duan was held by Boss Deng, stepped barefoot on the pebbles on the soles of the sauna room for massage, and walked carefully to the bench and sat down.

"You don't have to sit so straight, just relax." Deng Tinghao said, scooped boiling water from the wooden ladle in the boiling pool, and poured it on the volcanic rocks.Accompanied by the sound of barking, the white air became more intense, and the temperature in the room rose to a higher level in an instant.Dumb took a deep breath, and then asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"Enjoy life." Boss Deng gave the answer seriously, and Dumb looked at Boss Deng's shoulders that were a little red under the heat, thinking thoughtfully.

After [-] minutes in the sauna, go to the blood-activating hot spring pool to simply soothe the open pores.As an alien with an underdeveloped body temperature control system, the [-]-minute sauna made Dumb's face completely rosy. Deng Tinghao felt his hands burn as if he had a fever.The two of them slid into the soup pool with a moderate temperature. Deng Tinghao got his wet hair wet, and then embraced the alien in his arms in a very charismatic manner. He raised his mobile phone, turned on the front camera, clicked, and took a photo of the ambiguous Incomparable hot spring selfie group photo.

In the photo, Dumb's eyes were still dull, and his face was as red as a big cherry that had just grown.Boss Deng deliberately made a cool expression, full of domineering president Gong vs. cute little beauty.Deng Tinghao was very playful, and put an ambiguous mosaic on the bottom of the photo where there was nothing to be seen, and then shared it on the scarf, space, and Moments with one click. Five seconds later, the phone started to ding dong ding dong Stop, Dumb looked over, Boss Deng flicked his mobile phone to the shore, grabbed the goblet, sipped the red wine, and said: "A group of bumpkins are just praising and envious of my winner's life."

Duan blinked his eyes, feeling unclear.

Twenty or ten minutes later, the effectiveness of the blood-activating hot spring reached its peak, and even Duan felt that he was truly alive from the inside out.This is in Italy. It is not easy to enjoy the hot springs with Chinese medicinal materials, and the rhodiola in this pool is even more expensive.Boss Deng spent a lot of money in order to enjoy the treatment of the motherland in a foreign country.

Boss Deng drank the red wine, Dui was full of cakes and fruits, and the service staff brought them a pot of rich daisy tea in due course.The daisy is the city flower of Rome and occupies a very important part in the rising tea culture in Rome.The daisy was very bitter, and Ah-Dai couldn't stand it after taking a sip. Deng Tinghao laughed at Ah-Dai's lack of taste, and after taking a sip himself, he never touched the cup again.

At 2:17 p.m., Deng Tinghao and Duan lie on the two massage beds side by side, smelling hot and fragrant, with a beautiful woman standing behind each.

"Do you really want to do this?" Duan asked Deng Tinghao in a low voice with his eyes closed.

"Relax you, why are there so many questions?" Boss Deng replied in a down-to-earth manner, licking his lips, and signaled behind him that it was time to start.Gently touch the neck with fingers with soft touch, and then slowly increase the pressure to rub the aromatic essential oil into the pores bit by bit.Boss Deng took a deep breath in the calming fragrance, and the voice that disrupted the atmosphere came from next to his ear - "Why do you need two female massagers?"

"You have a towel around your waist."

"I know—but—it's weird." Duan said as he shrunk his shoulders, feeling deeply displeased with the touch behind him.

Boss Deng lazily opened his eyes, looked at him, and said in a slightly magnetic voice, "I'm gay, I don't mind finding a man to touch me."

"But I'm not..."

Boss Deng squinted domineeringly: "I'm your benefactor now. If I say you are, you must be! Do you still want the telescope?"

Duan lowered his head silently, resting his chin on the back of his hand: "Okay..."

So Boss Deng was completely satisfied.It has to be said that this telescope is still somewhat useful, at least it can further consolidate his uncle's status.Recalling my own temperament today, um, the domineering president who is like a fake is ruthless.

Here Deng Tinghao is falling into self-expansion, but the phone on the other side suddenly lights up. Dumb glanced at Deng Tinghao with his eyes closed, and then gently reached out to pick up the phone that was put aside, and entered Deng Tinghao's birthday to unlock it smoothly. .

Obediently bang, what's the matter with the shiny red "99" on the scarf? What happened to the shiny red "99" on QQ?

Duan felt very fresh, poked the yellow icon, and opened Deng Tinghao's scarf.After connecting to the network, the software automatically refreshed the latest news, so a series of swiping screens broke into Dumb's sight.

I want to put my feet in the basin: Wow!Deng Deng!This fucking is clearly a fresh and tender little beauty!It's so tender that it's about to drip juice! Wow!

Heavenly King Gedihu, you are only [-]: Ask for your name!Please call!Ask for an address!I beg the boss to expose my photo to the little beauty!ask him!Mutually!middle!No!

On my right is always an idiot: Two hundred and five is enough for you, the address must be Ah Hao's house!With Ah Hao, who will fall in love with you! [button nose] [button nose]

I want to put my feet in the basin: Deng Deng!How can you keep a new love quietly!How embarrassing for those little zeros in my store who are screaming to kneel and lick you!

Forever literary fan can't stop: I was the Moca who played role-playing with you in the Pub last time, and I have been secretly following your Weibo and never dared to reply.But today... can you reply to my private message?

……

Duan frowned subconsciously, clicked on the private message in the lower right corner of the screen, and a string of unchecked messages popped up.He frowned and took the thing that claimed to be unstoppable in literature and art from the dialogue list, and then clicked in——

13:57 Ah Hao, apart from the game that day, have you ever been distracted by me?

13:59 Are you still in the hot spring?Soak for too long and pay attention to replenishing water...

14:04 Ah Hao, didn’t you see it?Still don't want to talk to me?Or have you forgotten about me?

Is 14:06 there?

14:09 Are you still with the little brother in the hot spring? [Pitiful]

14:19 Ah Hao, I really like you.

Dumb saw the end, and suddenly became a little angry for no reason. This earthling is so strange, what are you talking about?He subconsciously clicked on the dialog box, and then quickly typed "Stay away from me" and sent it. Duan stared at his four words for five seconds, feeling that he couldn't express himself to that soft-spoken person. People's resentment, so I opened the emoticon list again, carefully selected the angry emoji, and then pressed a long row of them.

Less than ten seconds later, the other party came back with a row of cute and crying expressions: Ah Hao, why did I make you angry?sorry……

Dumb frowned, he was so irritated, he wanted to turn on the laser gun and cut towards the other side of the screen - this person talked a lot of nonsense for a long time, not only did not have much information, it seemed to be... a little... anyway. What he couldn't say made him disgusted.

Ah-Dai was gearing up angrily, ready to send some forceful and cruel words, but suddenly a familiar hand with sharp joints broke into his eyes. Ah-Dai seemed to miss a beat, and watched Deng Tinghao take the phone out of his hand Fishing it away, I didn't even have time to press the back button.

"Uh……"

Boss Deng pulled the list of conversations to the top and read them one by one with concentration.His eyes fell on the two messages of Ah-Dai, and You Qi stayed on the row of zero and two angry expressions for a full ten seconds, then raised his eyes, and looked at Ah-Dai thoughtfully.

I don't know why, Dumb blushed a little bit when he was caught doing something bad.He subconsciously avoided Deng Tinghao's gaze, and stared blankly at the dialog box on the screen.

Boss Deng looked at him for a while, then lowered his head, clicked on the keyboard - expression - anger - anger - anger - copy - paste - paste - paste - paste - paste - send.

"Eh?" Dumb was dumbfounded, seeing Deng Tinghao's renewed anger, he didn't understand why.

Shouldn't there be some justice for his friend?This anger, the wrong person, right?

Boss Deng calmly put away his mobile phone and said, "From now on, you should express your emoji neatly. I am a Virgo."

The author has something to say: Convex ^-^ Convex Dumb: This is my president!You all get out of the way!