Dumb Earth Find Love

"Huh?" Duan couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise: "What is a Virgo?"

Deng Tinghao squinted at him very unclely: "You don't know what a Virgo is? How dare you say that we earthlings are backward? Are you a bumpkin!"

"What exactly is it?" Dumb asked humbly.

"It's a constellation, a concept similar to the zodiac. It can reflect a person's personality, preferences, and marriage. For example, my birthday is September 9, and I am a Virgo. Oh, by the way, when is your birthday?" ?”

Dumb thought for a while: "It should be April 4th."

"Ching Ming Festival?"

"What is Ching Ming Festival?"

Deng Tinghao helped his forehead helplessly: "I knew that you little fairy must have an extraordinary birthday... Well, April 4th... Oh, you are an Aries."

"White...sheep..." Duan muttered these two words, and suddenly recalled the fragrant and tender mutton in the hot pot when he first met Deng Tinghao, and felt that this constellation sounded good.

"I think it's quite accurate. Aries is the first of the twelve constellations, the sign of fire, and the patron saint is the god of war. Most Aries are straightforward, frank, strong in action, and strong in imagination...just like you Yes." Boss Deng sighed with emotion: "So there is still something credible about the constellation..."

"Oh, that's good." Duan nodded, and suddenly remembered those two rows of inexplicable anger: "What about Virgo?"

All kinds of hacked remarks immediately flashed in Deng Tinghao's mind, what kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder, control freak, hypocritical old woman, hard to serve cats... and those psychopathic celebrities on the scarf, one by one Maoyan’s net name—either killing Virgos or driving them crazy, and reposting various animations that make Virgos feel itchy to explode!Deng Tinghao couldn't help but want to ask—was the Virgo blowing up the Pentagon?Was the Old Summer Palace burnt by a Virgo?Did Virgo eat your food, steal your home appliances, or pick up on your sister?Why are you always black Virgo!He is an upright and upright man, but he is forced to tremble every time someone mentions his zodiac sign. Is it easy for him?

"Ah Hao?" Duan looked at Deng Tinghao who was covered in cold and evil, and poked him weakly.

Deng Tinghao came back to his senses and sighed: "Virgo is a constellation with a very rigorous attitude towards life. Virgos are often logical, rational, and cannot tolerate flaws. For example, the expression you posted just now can obviously be posted in a row. Or two full rows, but you posted one row and two, which made me very uncomfortable."

Dumb heard the words and immediately made up the small details of the previous relationship - the blanket that was always folded without a trace of wrinkle, the tableware that was placed in a horizontal line without a single millimeter... and the day when Chef Deng was cooking Chinese food, he found that Boss Deng Be sure to stack the cut vegetables and meat into very strict small cuboids, and he will take the trouble to run over and put them away if a shredded vegetable rolls down.All kinds of scenes were spliced ​​together in his mind like a montage, Duan nodded solemnly to Boss Deng: "Yes, you are really a Virgo."

Deng Tinghao's eyebrows twitched, inexplicably feeling that this sentence was not a compliment.

Dumb got the answer, so he stopped talking.The beauty behind them had loosened their muscles and bones, and was rubbing the most famous medicated oil in Rome on their bodies.Duan couldn't understand the series of helpless "Sir, please just relax" from the lady behind him, and his whole body was so tense that he was about to bounce.Deng Tinghao looked at Dumb dumbfounded, and could only signal to Miss Roman, "This guy is a fool, leave him alone."

"By the way, I have the answer to the thinking question you left me last time." Duan suddenly mentioned his previous work with a tense face.Deng Tinghao was stunned for a moment, he almost forgot about this matter. Before coming to Rome, Duan asked him what he had said to the criminal in the interrogation room, and he left this question as a [-]-hour time-limited thinking question for Duan, As a result, when I got off the plane, I completely forgot about it.

It's true that time is not forgiving, this memory, I have to eat some deep-sea fish oil.Deng Tinghao sighed in his heart, then said, "Tell me, what did I ask that guy?"

Dumb nodded, pursed his lips rigorously, and analyzed: "The criminal is a display paranoid. The psychological defense line seems to be strong, but once it breaks through, the whole line will be defeated. To put it bluntly, the so-called psychological defense line is nothing but criminals." An illusion created for himself, it is precisely because he lives in the world he imagined and deeply believes that this psychological defense line has a seemingly strong shell. It is actually very easy to break through this psychological defense line, as long as It is necessary to find out the fictional motives of the fantasy world, and then this protective net can be torn apart."

Deng Tinghao couldn't help but burst out laughing: "You can memorize the notes very smoothly, let's talk about the conclusion."

Ah-Dai thought his logical and impeccable analysis was taken over by Boss Deng's memorizing notes lightly, which made Ah-Dai feel a little upset.He curled his lips and continued: "According to our previous analysis, the perpetrator chose a family with a low income level and did not prey on children who have not entered the society. This reflects the perpetrator's own origin. He comes from a single family and lives Poverty. After he studied hard, he still had a mediocre job and his income was still meager, which directly led to his low self-esteem and self-esteem complex intertwined, and he began to hate those families who had similar experiences with him.”

"Very good, continue." Boss Deng enjoyed listening to it very much, "It's already looking good."

"In the third crime scene left by the perpetrator, there are bloody words 'When despair turns to hope, we can only go to hell together'. This sentence fits perfectly with the previous deduction - the victim is a single mother And a son, the son graduated from a prestigious school, but his career prospects are still bleak, this is the true portrayal of the criminal himself. And this almost completely reproduced scene aroused the strong emotional resonance of the criminal when he committed the crime, so there is Crazier pleasure after committing a crime." Duan paused here, raised his head, his eyes were rarely sharp: "So, I boldly guess the three questions you ask the criminal. The first question: Is your mother early? Died after your first year of college graduation. The second question: Is your mother's so-called accidental death a murder planned by you..." Dui stopped after he finished the second question, because he saw Boss Deng's His eyes were full of admiration and relief.

"Very good." Deng Tinghao reached out and rubbed the soft little black hair on Ah-Dai's head: "I always have great expectations for you, and you, you never live up to these expectations and far exceed them."

This was a very generous compliment, which made Dui blush suddenly.Boss Deng, who is usually a chicken thief and nervous, and occasionally pretends to be cool and flamboyant, is already handsome when he is serious at work, and he is so sincere to give praise, which makes people's hearts flutter even more.

Of course, Duan didn't know what a heartbeat was, and he didn't feel that he had any special feelings for Boss Deng.He just thinks that Deng Tinghao is quite multi-faceted. He is so cheap when he is cheap, but he is indeed very attractive when he is serious--people can't help but rely on him, and he is deeply convinced.Even if he knows that he is a big bad wolf who likes to pull and pretend to be a domineering president when he shows his true colors.

Deng Tinghao was also very relieved when he saw Duan's thoughtful appearance.I was a little dumbfounded thinking about this guy, he was a pig teammate, but his intelligence value was indeed high, and his claim of a high IQ of [-] did not seem to be boasting.Boss Deng suddenly felt that there was a successor, and he was beautiful again.

"The first two questions are on point, great, what about the third question?"

Duan hesitated for a moment when he heard the words, thought for a long time, and then tentatively said: "The so-called question is actually a fact known to the interrogator. Psychological deterrence of the perpetrator. The whole situation of this case is already very clear. I think the above two questions are enough to set up the perpetrator’s psychological defense... If it were me, the third question might not be a question, but a sentence talk."

"What?" Deng Boss asked.

Dumb thought for a while: "When the criminal set up the crime scene, he used the symbol of money and stuffed the victim's palm with credit cards and banknotes. This is the standard mocking psychology of a pervert. If it were me, I would probably choose One of the darker aspects of his mind, turn around and mock him."

"Well, well, that's right." Boss Deng nodded, couldn't be more satisfied.

"Really?" Dumb looked at Deng Tinghao in surprise: "I just guessed."

"If you guess so accurately, it can only mean that you have a crush on me."

"What?" Duan was taken aback, could this also be related to his secret love?

"You know me so well, you can predict my words and deeds so accurately, and we haven't known each other for a long time. Don't you have a crush on me?" Boss Deng cheekily began to brag, pretending to be magnanimous and patted Dumb on the shoulder: " It doesn't matter, I'm an excellent No. [-]. As an entry-level rookie-level little zero who is still inexperienced, it's normal for you to have longing and admiration for me! By the way, your aesthetics are very positive, and I like you! "

At this time, N black lines hung down Dumb's usually dull face: "I feel more and more that you are a bit perverted. What did you say to him?"

Deng Tinghao squinted his eyes arrogantly, and pretended to have a deep smile: "Actually, it's nothing, I'm just a little angry, this guy is not only a pervert, but also a perverted scum. The brother who cheated NSG injured so many, died in the blast Killed a family member of the victim, and made me almost lose my job. I can't wait to see him dead. This guy has a mental illness certification, so he probably can't be sentenced to death, but the buddies of NSG don't admit bears, there are nine out of ten. There will be no time." Deng Tinghao said, shaking his head and sighing: "Graduates from famous universities, full of ambitions, want to change the poor life, but unexpectedly step by step into a desperate situation. Now I finally want to completely ruin my life. Broken, of course I have to make up for it before he goes to prison..."

"In the end, what did you say?"

Deng Tinghao turned his face to look at Ah-Dai, with a very serious and rational arc drawn at the corner of his mouth: "I said, I am a psychologist from NSG. I grew up in a wealthy family, with harmonious parents, went to a good university, found a golden job, and solved a case. Earn millions of dollars in minutes, live in a mansion, drive a Mercedes-Benz, and be in a good mood. A meal of red wine and French food is worth your food for a month. You work overtime with your red eyes outside, and I lie on the sofa at home and type a few words of case analysis, and then You have earned your annual salary. Stop thinking that you can stand on the top of a lofty mountain and judge other people’s lives. Who do you think you are! Dude, in the eyes of rich people, you will always be a humble and shameless maggot. You, once humbled, will never stand up again."

Shocked by the genuine coldness in Deng Tinghao's eyes, Duan retorted subconsciously: "Your thinking is too distorted!"

"Indeed, this is an extremely distorted value of money worship." Deng Tinghao seemed to shrug his shoulders relaxedly, looking through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of the massage room to see the green mountains in the distance, his voice was faint, But he was extremely firm: "Dumb, remember, for some people, there is never a need to pay attention to means. It is our duty to let the self-destructive people suffer forever in hell to atone for their sins."

The author has something to say: Boss Deng: "Dumb, you are awesome! Not bad! You are worthy of being a teacher!"

Dumb: "You say it."

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