Dumb Earth Find Love

The waiter's movements are very agile, and all kinds of hot dishes are on the table within the time of talking.The secret sesame sauce of this small hot pot restaurant is a big killer. It is rich and smooth, mellow and refreshing. Just tap it on the tip of the tongue with chopsticks and you will be full of praise immediately.The boy was deeply shocked by the "unidentified objects" on the table. When the red and white fat lamb rolls and smooth and tender veal were put on the table, the big hot pot just started to boil, and the aroma filled his nostrils. He couldn't help it. took a deep breath.

This is a fragrance that he has never experienced before, and it is hard to even imagine.The things on the table haven't given him any tempting scent yet, but the churning copper pot alone is enough to make him confident in the food.

"Open your mouth and stick out your tongue." Deng Tinghao dipped his chopsticks in sesame paste and said to him.

"why?"

"Taste the sesame paste for you." Deng Tinghao urged, rolling his eyes like offering a treasure: "Hurry up, the price of this sesame paste is as good as a plate of meat, what T6, Haidilao's amazing horse."

The boy looked at the energetic Deng Tinghao in front of him, and for some reason, this person was completely different from the irritable and impatient person just now.To be honest, he couldn't understand any of the words that Deng Tinghao said - what kind of sesame paste, what kind of meat, what kind of T6, what kind of Haidilao, what kind of magic horse...he didn't know any of them.But for some reason, he was willing to trust this man, this man who seemed to have smashed a very precious thing by himself but still gave him a piece of cake to eat.

So the boy opened his mouth and asked Deng Tinghao to tap the tip of his tongue with chopsticks dipped in sesame paste.He looked at Deng Tinghao's expectant eyes, then retracted his tongue, savoring carefully.

At that moment, the boy felt that his worldview was completely refreshed.He is not a person who is good at expressing himself. If Deng Tinghao can hear his inner monologue at this moment, it should be: Xiaoye loves the earth!

"How is it? Is it delicious?"

The boy nodded: "It's very special and delicious."

When Deng Tinghao heard the words, he immediately felt that he had a bright face as an earthling.Today he was in bad luck, and the little brother beside him should not be doing well. Now that the two of them get together to eat delicious hot pot and drink refreshing beer, what more do they want?I just want to get drunk and relieve my worries!

"Dinner is ready!" Deng Tinghao said, put all the meat, vegetables, mushroom and shrimp cakes on the plate into the pot, and said loudly: "Come on, what is that Alpha! Let me welcome you today, welcome Come to Earth!"

The heat from the hot pot steamed the boy's face pink, and he looked less indifferent, but he remained the same.He pursed his lips lightly, then imitated Deng Tinghao, raised his wine glass, and whispered, "Thank you, Deng Tinghao."

Deng Tinghao, who was standing there looking for froth, was stunned: "Hey, you remember my name pretty well! I just said it once?"

The boy nodded: "Your name only has three characters, and there is no suffix code, so it's easy to remember."

"Then you see, my name is easy to remember, and your name is hard to remember. It's not fair to me." Deng Tinghao said, as if relying on someone else, he picked up a spoonful of meat and said, "Quickly find a way to give me a piece of meat." Make up, or I won't treat you to dinner."

The boy hesitated after hearing the words: "Yes, but can you use our banknotes?"

"I don't want your scraps of paper." Deng Tinghao waved his hands, his eyes rolled, and a ghost came up: "Otherwise, how about I give you a new name?"

"But I have my own name. My name is Alpha—1728A44."

"Quickly save it, I can't remember you for the rest of my life. I said buddy, let me tell you, you fell from your Alpha One ass to our earth, you know the time and space How much is the difference? As far as the most advanced spacecraft on our earth can reach, your planet absolutely does not exist. To put it bluntly, once you come, you will never go back in [-]% of your life. You have such a god like you You have such an annoying name, it’s a stumbling block wherever you go! Do you know about your household registration? Then you won’t be able to get your registered permanent residence, you’ll be a black household! The police uncle will arrest you and put you in a small black room!”

Dumb was taken aback: "Then what should I do?"

"Rename! Change the name of the earth!"

"Okay. What's my name then?"

Deng Tinghao thought for a while, then gave a ghostly smile: "I am the first earthling you met, just like the first person a newborn baby sees when he comes to the world is his parents, you should follow my surname." !"

"What's a last name?"

"It's the first letter of my name. For example, my name is Deng Tinghao, and Deng is my last name."

"Oh, well, then my surname is Deng."

"Also, you are dumb, why don't you just call yourself Deng Daid, nicknamed Dumb, how about it?"

The boy frowned when he heard the words: "Stay is a curse, I know that."

Deng Tinghao shook his head and explained: "That's not right. On our planet, especially now, dazed is a popular word. When people see the cuteness of a child, they say that the kid is cute and daft. In short, dail is a good word. , All kinds of cuteness, you can call it that! Dumb, Dumb, catchy!"

"But……"

"Hey, hey!" Deng Tinghao interrupted the boy's hesitation roughly, shaking the meat and vegetables in the spoon: "Do you still want to eat this squishy and slippery veal?"

Hearing this, the boy looked at the colorful food in the spoon, felt the scent filling his nose, and finally nodded: "Okay. Then call Deng Daida."

"Dumb, you are so knowledgeable about current affairs, come on, eat meat!" Deng Tinghao was overjoyed when he tricked the little handsome boy, and put all the meat and vegetables in the spoon into Dumb's plate, spoon after spoon, piled up in front of him. Xiaoroushan.

"Thank you." Dui nodded politely, then picked up the chopsticks like Deng Tinghao did just now, and gestured: "Is this thing so useful?"

"Yeah!" Deng Tinghao nodded gesturing while stuffing meat into his mouth boldly: "Yes, that's it, use your fingers to control it to hold the food... Yes, very good! Hey, Dumb, you are very smart! "

Duan nodded slightly in thanks: "Thank you for your compliment." As he spoke, he picked up a piece of veal that Deng Tinghao had praised so much, and followed Deng Tinghao's example, throwing the meat into the sesame sauce and rolling it. Then carefully put it in your mouth.

Deng Tinghao confidently waited to see Duan's reaction.Dumb is still numb, with no special expression.He tasted and chewed the veal carefully, swallowed it, and then nodded in praise: "It's delicious."

"That's it?" Deng Tinghao was a little disappointed.This is not very scientific... A small piece of broken cake just now can make him blissfully out of control, now such a delicious veal, how can he be so calm? !

However, just as Deng Tinghao's grief and indignation became unbelievable, he saw Dui standing up in a gentle manner, picking up the colander in the hot pot, and pouring spoonful after spoonful into his plate.There is no room for a plate, and there is a small stainless steel tube with vegetables next to it.Deng Tinghao stared dumbfounded at the meat scooping up the hot pot, then sat down, picked up the bowl of sesame paste next to it, and dunked it all into his dipping dish.After finishing all this, Dumb nodded to him: "It's really delicious." After finishing speaking, he picked up his chopsticks and ate it one bite at a time.

Deng Tinghao feels that at this moment, he can take a picture of himself without any filter and bring his own LOMO. That is a withered and haggard man!

"You... don't you think you forgot something?" Deng Tinghao looked at his deserted plate and the hot pot with only a pot of red soup left but still dutifully gurgling, and said sourly.

Ah-Dai, who was sweating from eating, paused for a moment. He looked up at Deng Tinghao from behind the small mountain of meat, his eyes glazed over, as if puzzled.

Deng Tinghao coughed lightly, and said persuasively: "Look, ah, this hot pot is so big, isn't it? There's so much meat, right? You put it all on your own plate, and the pot is empty, huh? Then you see , let’s eat hot pot together, and you empty the pot when you come up, isn’t that good?”

Dumb nodded when he heard the words, and understood: "I'm too impatient to let the pot burn empty."

Deng Tinghao patted his thigh and praised: "On the road! It's clear at one point...Damn! Dumb, what are you doing?"

Duan looked back at him a little strangely, "I can't let the pot dry to boil water, I have to fill it up again."

"But, but, but..." Deng Tinghao danced but had no time to stop him, so he could only watch helplessly as Ah Dui poured the rest of the stuff into the hot pot.There were too many things, and the pot was a bit overcooked, and everything was pouring over it, so full that it was about to pop out.

Deng Tinghao felt very tired looking at the crumbling hot pot: "That's not what I meant..."

He didn't know whether it was an illusion or his own dark psychology. He always felt that even though the hot pot was full, Dumb still seemed to put things as close to him as possible.

Dumb poked it down, sat down without paying attention and continued to eat wildly.Deng Tinghao sighed deeply, so he could only drink beer with his wine glass, and by the way, he used his peripheral vision to look at the bubbling things in the hot pot, always ready to grab the next pot.Hey, he has eaten with Dumb twice, he can be regarded as understanding, it is the sharp eyesight and quick hands that are fighting!

However, Deng Tinghao noticed that this little handsome boy from an alien is indeed worthy of the word cute.Dumb eats very fast, but he doesn't seem to be gobbling it up at all, on the contrary he looks really dumb and cute.The occlusal muscles on his face are so fast when he chews, it's like a fast-forward special effect on TV.Deng Tinghao watched him eat meat with complicated eyes, while listening silently, hoping to hear the little vibration sound that the high-frequency vibrating upper and lower teeth should make.

Unfortunately, there is no fart sound.Probably this guy is not as fast as a mosquito flaps its wings.Deng Tinghao thought with relief in his heart: Look, you are fast, but not as fast as a little flying insect on my big earth.You are so strong, don't you have to bow down to the gourmet pot of my big earth?

Aliens who never know what is called "food" and live on nutrients from birth to death, let's tremble and worship under the various delicacies of my earth!

Deng Tinghao was heroic in his heart, and couldn't help running his hands down Ah-Dai's soft and smooth hair, with a gentle expression on his face: "Eat slowly."

Let’s just say, hot pot is really a pleasing thing, and no one doesn’t love it.After three rounds of drinking and meat filling, the atmosphere of the banquet continued to heat up with the boiling hot pot.Although today's situation is a bit special, Deng Tinghao is basically the only one talking, and Duan just nods or shakes his head occasionally, but with the five beer bottles on the table empty, the atmosphere is much more lively.

Deng Tinghao was already drunk, so high that he didn't remember the idea of ​​fighting for meat with Dumb at all, he grabbed a half-drunk beer bottle and knocked on the table: "What's the matter! What a wonderful world! Ah? Even I can bump into aliens, what else can’t happen! Yesterday I was a cool and comfortable NSG plug-in, but today I was kicked by them! Tell me, it’s worth my Deng Tinghao, this task Let alone 10,000+ income. If I meet a friend who is famous in the world, it will be a million in a minute! Tell me, such a golden job can fly with wings!"

Duan looked at Deng Tinghao's drinking madness, and heard him talking nonsense, a little puzzled.To be honest, there are too many novel words in Deng Tinghao's mouth that he has never heard, but he vaguely understood one thing: this man turned out to be unemployed.

Unemployment is bad, unemployment is terrible.The income of Duan's work in Alpha One is not high, barely enough to support himself.He knew very well what it would mean if he lost his job, so he comforted Deng Tinghao very kindly: "Don't be sad, look for it slowly, there will still be good jobs."

"Ha, what do you know?!" Deng Tinghao took a sip of wine: "This job can't be lost, I have to hurry up, hiccup! Hurry up and catch that pervert!"

"Are you looking for someone?"

"Yeah!" Deng Tinghao shook his head and nodded: "A big villain! And a very cruel villain! Now that I have lost the action support of NSG, I will single-handedly destroy that pervert, ha, maybe I will be slaughtered instead... …Come on little brother, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, come on!”

Duan was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and after a while, he suddenly said: "No, you won't be slaughtered."

"Haha, who knows! There are all kinds of weird things going on this day, so let's not talk about it, drink!" Deng Tinghao didn't care about Dumb's words at all, his eyes were already straightened, and he continued to gulp down beer.But Ah-Dai looked at the empty bottom of the hot pot, then looked at Deng Tinghao who went crazy again for some reason, and fell into deep thought again.

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Deng Tinghao looked sadly at the dumb who was sweeping the meat: "Dai, don't you think you should leave some for me?"

Dumb was indifferent, and continued to eat meat: "It is a waste of resources to give you food."

Deng Tinghao jumped up against the case and was furious: "I paid for it! Hey! You! By! What! What! Say! Me! Waste! Waste!"

Dumb put down his chopsticks silently, sighed deeply, and began to make sense of the facts: "You people on earth have too low metabolism, slow energy conversion, and low energy utilization rate. You hold a camera every day and click at the food, or take Xiaoben speculates about other people's mental records, which consumes no energy at all. Giving you food can only create dung."

Deng Tinghao withered silently, pointed at his fingers and said, "But... shit is also useful..."

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Thank you Sijiao for the grenade, it was really expensive!bear hug!

PS: The pit grows fat very quickly, if you like this pair, don't adopt it carelessly!