Dumb Earth Find Love

When Deng Tinghao woke up, he found that he was sleeping in the comfortable Indian high-spun cotton textiles.He rubbed his drunk head, sat up from the King-Size bed, and looked around in a daze.

There are no curtains in the room, and the whole bedroom is spacious and bright.Deng Tinghao glanced at the floor-to-ceiling windows, the crazy big hole from yesterday was still there, and the broken glass all over the place was also there, proving that none of this was his dream.He pressed his watch, and the fluorescent blue LED flashed "10:00", obviously he had already missed his always accurate biological clock.

Actually fell asleep at this time.

Deng Tinghao tried his best to recall what happened last night. He remembered that he drank a lot of wine, and then used the energy of drinking to express his full resentment to dumb.He still remembered that it was almost midnight when they came out of the hot pot restaurant, he whistled and pressed the road, and then said goodbye to Dumb smartly, and then... and then, he really couldn't remember anything.

Really drunk.Deng Tinghao seldom drank too much alcohol. At this moment, when he slept until broad daylight, he just felt that his stomach was hurting or hungry, but it was always throbbing anyway.He moved his legs—the effect of walking [-] kilometers yesterday was immediately apparent. His legs were excruciatingly sore. Fortunately, after a night of rest, his broken arm healed a little better.Deng Tinghao sighed, ready to get out of bed and tidy up.

After Deng Tinghao washed off the smell of alcohol and replaced it with freshness, he finally felt that his life was a little more real.He changed into clean clothes, and picked up the dirty clothes that smelled of alcohol on the floor and was about to throw them into the washing machine, but suddenly he stopped again—he suddenly thought of Dumb.

Deng Tinghao was worried for a few seconds, how would such an alien who didn't understand anything live on Earth?During the hasty meal yesterday, he didn’t have time to tell Dui too many things, such as not being able to run at the speed of a rocket in front of others, jumping out of the height of the moon, such as not being able to wear that Iron Man outfit to go out and show off, such as not Not all food can be eaten, rotten, spoiled and poisonous ones can kill him at any time... For example, Deng Tinghao fooled him last night - even though his surname is Deng and his name is Deng Dada, he is still a criminal .He is on earth, and he will never be able to live in an open and aboveboard manner.

Without an ID card, he cannot open a bank card, let alone shop online, book air tickets, travel, buy a house, or find a job.As for those higher-quality consumption, let alone.

In fact, Deng Tinghao is very clear that there is no need to think so much, because he believes that Dumb will soon make the headlines of the major media as a "monster", and then be arrested by the Academy of Sciences to do experiments for a lifetime.

Deng Tinghao was suddenly annoyed, he should have kept the boy, at least help him figure out how to live in the future.

So he walked out of the bedroom with a little self-loathing—but the next second, Deng Tinghao was stunned again.

The legendary titanium alloy Iron Man equipment was piled up on the floor of the living room, and there was a young boy nestled on the sofa, huddled in his own high-grade rabbit wool blanket, with a lollipop in his mouth expressionlessly.Seeing him come out, Ah-Dai took the lollipop out of his mouth calmly, and the first sentence was: "I'm hungry again."

Deng Tinghao thought in his heart, what expression should he make to express his shock at the moment.The guilt just now was gone, and he was about to ask Ah-Dai why he still stayed at his house, when he rolled his eyes, he saw Ah-Dai's collarbone protruding from the blanket.

The bone shape is beautiful, not arrogant, nor too petite, it just stands upright under the white jade skin, a little slender but it makes people believe that it can burst out with great strength.

Deng Tinghao moved his Adam's apple uncontrollably. He looked at Ah-Dai with a complicated expression for a while, and finally sat down beside Ah-Dai with his head downcast, muttering, "Why haven't you left yet..."

Dumb said solemnly: "I think, I might want to stay at your house."

"why?"

Dumb thought for a while: "Get me something to eat first, let's talk about it. By the way, I'm already familiar with your home. I found this hairy thing from your closet. This sweet The sweet food was found in the key-box by the door, and I thought you might want me to tell you."

Deng Tinghao pouted: "Oh, thank you so much."

"You're welcome." Dumb shook his head, stood up from the blanket and said, "Let's go, I'm starving to death."

Deng Tinghao murmured in his heart that he had complained about this strange alien a thousand times, but he didn't know the reason, whether it was the guilt in his heart, or the slender and powerful figure that attracted him, he didn't say anything Instead, he quickly found out a set of shirts, trousers and sneakers from his school days and put them on for Ah-Dai, really planning to take Ah-Dai out for "breakfast".

On the way, Ah-Dai told him that during his sleep time, Ah-Dai had already gone through all the electrical appliances and furniture in the house, and probably understood what they were for.There is also the wardrobe, Dui has already "checked" it, and thinks that although his clothes are "unreasonable material", they are "really very novel and beautiful".And after Ah-Dai put on this pure cotton Earthman clothes in person, he praised it even more generously: "It's very comfortable, and it's still breathable and sweat-absorbent without a ventilation system."

Facing such nonsensical comments, Deng Tinghao didn't know whether to cry or laugh.Fortunately, from the first nutritious conversation since the two met, he also vaguely knew something about Dumb.It turns out that Alpha [-] is a planet with very advanced technology. There are three types of creatures on this planet: one is a very fragile low-level life like Zach, the other is a powerful and ferocious beast with an underdeveloped brain, and the other is people.The strange thing is that, except for human beings, other creatures are fully photosynthetic autotrophs, and all the nutrients of human beings are collected and killed by the guards, and the nutrients are extracted from them and put into mass production, only for the needs of life , There is no such thing as "food" in the true sense.At the same time, there are no silks or cottons on Alpha One, only simple wood and various metals.This also explains why this young boy is dressed as Iron Man.

In addition, Deng Tinghao secretly speculated that the people on Alpha One are generally cold-blooded, not good at expressing their emotions, and the safe distance between people is very large.Just like Dumb, a whole piece of wood.However, due to his professional habits, he didn't say these words to Dumb-he can make accurate psychological mapping and personality description of anyone through any subtle action, but he won't catch anyone and tell anyone, otherwise it would be too much. It's annoying.

At eleven o'clock, it was almost lunch time.Deng Tinghao thought for a moment, snapped his fingers and said to Dumb: "Let's go, I know there is a great sandwich shop."

Along the way, he has already given a general introduction to the various food ingredients and technological levels of the earth, and Dumb is much easier to communicate with than yesterday.Hearing the words, Dumb nodded and asked, "What are the sandwiches made of?"

"Hmm... probably made of cereals, vegetables and meat, and rich sauces."

"Tahini? That's good, I like it."

"No no... Sesame sauce is a Chinese-style sauce, while sandwiches use Western-style sauces. They mainly include cheese, salad, Thousand Island, peanuts, egg yolks, etc., and they taste very good."

Dui nodded reassuringly: "That's good."

"By the way, dumb, can you tell me about your basal metabolism?"

"Hmm... [-] calories." Dumb thought for a while, and said, "I'm not sure...but if you don't do too much strenuous exercise, it should be enough."

Deng Tinghao was very embarrassed when he heard the words: "If you don't have enough, you will die. The daily basal metabolism of young and middle-aged men on our earth is only about [-] kcal, and you are twenty times ours."

"But I can run faster and jump higher than you, and more than twenty times."

"Well, that's true. It seems that your metabolism is very strong, and the energy utilization rate in your body is also very high."

"Yes, we rarely excrete waste." Dumb nodded.

Deng Tinghao slandered unkindly: That would save trouble and paper.

While the two were talking, they had already walked to the sandwich shop recommended by Deng Tinghao.The name of this store is Butter&Daisy, which combines mellow and rich butter with fresh and hearty daisies into one store name, creating a very warm and relaxed atmosphere.This store opened near the international apartment where Deng Tinghao lives, and there are a lot of foreigners haunting it.Those foreign big families have many children, and there are often more than a dozen members of the family coming together, which makes people feel warm in their hearts.

Of course, the most important point is that there are only big sandwiches for ten people here, and Dumb only needs to eat two.Although a little self-deceiving, Deng Tinghao still insists that two Supers are definitely more unobtrusive than twenty Regulars...

Duan looked around at the fresh and bright store layout, which looked very novel.Deng Tinghao, on the other hand, ignored the shocked stare of the service girl, and ordered two extra-large servings of Meat Eater Supreme and a normal Italian-style hot and spicy cheese, with a bucket of cold-pressed oranges.

Sandwiches exuding a sweet smell were delivered quickly. Deng Tinghao opened the sealed iron can with a bang, and the air quickly floated white mist on the surface of the cold orange juice. Deng Tinghao filled two beautiful crystal cups with orange juice, and his voice was clear and clear. Said: "Please eat."

Duan grabbed the sandwich and identified the layers for a while before carefully biting the thick sandwich into his mouth.

Deng Tinghao was sure that he heard the crackling sound when the vegetables were bitten off, and he was even more sure that Ah-Dai must have bitten into the roasted bacon by now.Well, now Butter&Daisy's special mayonnaise should have melted on Dumb's tongue together with the mellow butter, and soon, his teeth will touch the crisp and sour mango that can neutralize the greasy meat.

This is a shop with heart, only provide heart and good food.Deng Tinghao believed in his own taste and vision. In fact, he only needed to take a look at the subtle changes in Dumb's expression to guess how excited this facially paralyzed guy was at the moment.

What a sense of accomplishment to personally select the most exquisite and delicious food and then watch others be overwhelmed by it.Satisfied, Deng Tinghao rolled up his own sandwich, munched on the large grains of wheat kernels in the whole wheat bread, looked at the young and fashionable passers-by outside the window, and his mood after a day of depression finally gradually brightened.

Undoubtedly, Duan loved this sandwich to death, and also loved the cold, sour and sweet orange juice. The man opposite quickly ate up his small sandwich, then raised one leg, and looked at the French windows leisurely outside the city.

The noon sun slanted into the room, casting a layer of shining light on Deng Tinghao's side face.Duan looked at the man opposite, and suddenly made up his mind completely.He put down the half-eaten sandwich in his hand, sat upright, and said firmly to Deng Tinghao: "Deng Tinghao, I have something serious to talk to you about."

"Huh?" Deng Tinghao turned his head happily and looked at him with a smile.Dumb pursed his lips, and said, "I want to talk to you about the partner."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Deng Tinghao: "Dumb, Dumb, let's discuss something with you."

Dumb: "Say."

Deng Tinghao: "I think you are idle at home every day, you should learn the cuisines of various countries and cook them for us two."

Duan wiped his gun calmly: "Don't you know how to cook?"

Deng Tinghao: "There are still many who can't! We have to insist on improving the quality of life!"

Dumb continued to wipe the gun, unmoved: "Then go out and eat."

Deng Tinghao curled his lips: "No, every time I go to a high-end restaurant with you, I'm embarrassed to order a portion for ten people."

Duan finally raised his eyes and glanced at him: "I'm not ashamed to tell you, I've never been full from the little things you ordered."

Deng Tinghao was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Okay, just right, you learn to cook, we will eat at home, no one will laugh as much as you want."

Dumb: "I don't."

Deng Tinghao jumped: "People outside are laughing at us!"

Dumb continued to wipe the gun expressionlessly: "They are making fun of you who ordered the food, what does it have to do with me?"

Deng Tinghao: "...#?&%!!"

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I'm so hungry after writing this... This article is updated every day, I'm gaining weight very quickly, my favorite angels, don't carelessly adopt them~