COSER, summoned by the strongest

late at night.

Gintama High School.

"Born from darkness, from darkness to darkness, all filth and filth will be wiped out."

The pitch-black curtain fell from above, wrapping the teaching building of Gintama High School inside.

Sakata Ginpachi took off his white suit, put on a white coat, and flicked around with his slippers, looking carefree.

He resolutely said: "It's not an illusion, there is really a ghost in our crappy school, but, no one except me believes it, so I had no choice but to call you over at this time."

Al, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie followed him in the dark corridor, Gojo Wu was yawning, but Al and Xia Youjie didn't show any nervousness on their faces.

They didn't feel the existence of the curse spirit, and based on Sakata Ginpachi's image of being extremely afraid of ghosts, they reasonably suspected that the so-called ghosts were just scaring themselves.

"Hey, don't be so disbelieving." Sakata Ginpachi said with a cigarette-shaped lollipop in his mouth, "Although Ah Yin is not a magician, I am still a talented psychic, right? Be a little more serious."

The blond boy said with a blank expression: "It's not about other problems, but this boss, it's really hard for us to do things for you with your little salary."

"What? Don't you all care about Atong's autograph? Do you know how much one of Atong's autographs can sell for?"

Al turned to look at him: "Boss, do you know how much it usually costs for a special conjurer to send out a mission?"

"How many?"

Al stretched out his hand and gestured a number, Sakata Ginpachi was silent for a few seconds, "Are you conjurers still recruiting?"

Al nods.

"Treat, but not for people with diabetes."

Xia Youjie behind them couldn't help but smiled slightly.

Sakata Ginpachi scratched his hair and explained: "I actually don't really have diabetes. Although it's coming soon, it hasn't been officially diagnosed yet."

"Eh?" Al was puzzled, "But that's not what your students said."

"It's an excuse, an excuse. Falsely claiming to be diabetic can push away a lot of unnecessary social activities. Tch, I don't want to go out to drink with them after get off work, and it's still AA."

——Your focus is only on the AA system.

Xia Youjie thought calmly.

Al suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is the wisdom of adults."

"Yes, that's right, this is the wisdom of the uncles of social animals. Well, Ah Yin can finally understand why Huiyuan ran out to become a magician..."

Holding a lollipop in his mouth, he complained, "If I hadn't been afraid of ghosts since I was a child, I would have gone straight to become a psychic. But, I've wanted to ask since just now."

Sakata Ginpachi pointed at Al: "Who are you?"

The blond boy said innocently, "I'm Al."

"Hey, isn't that right, isn't the guy named Al a guy with purple hair, and he's a little crazy."

Al looked at him suspiciously, Xia Youjie quickly patted Sakata Ginpachi on the shoulder, and told him in a low voice: "Shh, don't tell him that. Anyway, this guy is indeed the same guy as last time, if you don't believe me, just look at his eyes .”

Sakata Ginpachi: "..."

No, I've only met you for the fourth time, how can I tell from the shape of the eyes if it's a person?

Hey, speaking of it, when they first met on the top floor of the hospital, there was indeed a blond boy there!

Sakata Ginpachi said suspiciously: "Then let's say it's the same person, but how did he do it? Makeup? Cosplay?"

Al: "..."

In a sense, Sakata Ginpachi is a genius.

Coser, who has experienced many battles and has a lot of experience in pretending to be crazy, pretends that he has not heard anything.

Sure enough, his Master Xia Youjie consciously began to patch up his settings: "Shh, he's sick."

Al: "..."

Sakata Ginpachi: "..."

Sakata Ginba was silent, and Xia Youjie gave him a look of "we all understand" when he saw this.

Sakata Ginpachi: "..."

No, I don't understand at all!Brother, are you really good at talking to yourself? !

Just when they passed a certain classroom, there were bursts of strange sounds in the classroom. The fast-paced melody was so magical that people couldn't help but sway their bodies along with it. In the teaching building in the middle of the night.

Everyone paused, and Sakata Ginpachi said nervously, "What? Ghost? Is this coming? No, no, wait, Ah Yin is not ready yet!"

Xia Youjie felt it seriously, and shook his head: "I didn't feel the fluctuation of the spell power."

Sakata Ginba said: "No, what if it's that one, it's that one, that dead soul that has no magic power and will never die!"

Xia Youjie complained, "If it's just a dead soul, it can't hurt the living."

Al made a silent movement, walked over with light steps, and gently pushed open the door of that classroom.

In the classroom, a boy with long hair is carrying a tape recorder and rapping passionately: "If you want to do it, do it now, zura! If you want to do it, do it now, zura! JOY means JOY, and JOY means JOY—"

Al said with a blank expression: "Mr. Ginpachi, someone is practicing rap in the classroom at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night."

Sakata Ginpachi: "..."

Sakata Ginpachi kicked up and kicked the boy who was rapping passionately in the classroom together with his tape recorder and knocked to the ground.

"what--!"

The long-haired boy was forced to die with the video recorder.

"Ah, great, the ghost in this classroom has been defeated, let's go, let's go to the next location."

Sakata Ginpachi straightened his collar, and walked out calmly, "Then let's continue, where did we talk just now?"

Gojo Gojo, who has been not interested, tilted his head: "Let me tell you, the guy inside seems to be a student of your school too."

"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about him, the kind of idiot who practices rap in an empty classroom in the middle of the night, it's better to cross the Santu River earlier."

"I see." Al said clearly: "That idiot is your student."

Sakata Ginpachi did not deny it.

When they passed another classroom, they heard creepy whispers again, as if they were cursing something, Sakata Ginpachi froze suddenly: "Curse?!"

Xia Youjie said with a strange expression: "This time there is no fluctuation in mana either."

Sakata Ginpachi shook his head violently: "No, no, no, this time the feeling is really evil, really very, very evil! Feel it carefully!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Al looked at Xia Youjie, Xia Youjie nodded lightly, so the blond boy walked over lightly again, and quietly opened a gap.

In the dark classroom, a very evil magic circle was painted with red paint. A black-haired boy was tied up in the middle of the magic circle. Another chestnut-haired boy was using a hammer to hammer a nail into the black-haired boy's ID card. Photo on.

boom! boom! boom!

"Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell, go to die, go to die, go to die, go to die, Tufang..."

Al turned to look at Sakata Ginpachi, "I bet 100 yuan, this is also your student."

Sakata Ginpachi looked nervously.

Sure enough, the two idiots inside were indeed his students.

"Hey! What are you two idiots doing? I beg you, teacher, please go home quickly! Don't stay at school in the middle of the night, okay! Do you think the school is your home?!"

"It's Teacher Ginpachi." The chestnut-haired boy said innocently, "It's like this. Today's history class mentioned Hijikata Toshizo in history, so I'm particularly curious about the relationship between Hijikata Toshizo and Hijikata Toshirō. He is using a magic circle to summon Hijikata Toshizo's undead."

Al three people: "..."

Although it is not clear what the situation is, the evil aura pervading the young man is enough to turn into a curse.

Toshiro Hijikata, who was tied up in the magic circle: "Um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no—"

Sakata Ginpachi couldn't understand: "Then why did you kidnap him?"

The chestnut-haired boy smiled grimly: "This is a sacrifice, a sacrifice. I plan to use Hijikata Toshiro's blood to summon Hijikata Toshizo. Ah~ Mister Toshizo will be very happy, right? This kind of enthusiasm for rubbing against historical figures It's better for the character to die earlier."

Sakata Ginpachi: "Hey! You must have spoofed the character of Okita Souji yourself! You apologize to me too! Immediately apologize to Okita Souji! Since the teacher taught you, I have never written Shinsengumi correctly. Member's name!!"

Xia Youjie was silent for a while, and tentatively asked, "Are you sure it's the real selection group, not the new selection group?"

Sakata Ginpachi held his head in pain: "Look, look, Ah Yin, I'm completely confused—forget it, you can do whatever you want."

He slammed the classroom door shut, ignoring the cries for help coming from inside.

Xia Youjie sighed: "In this way, we can basically be sure that there is no magic spirit in this school, right?"

Gojo Wujou said unhappily: "Yeah, I didn't see any of the curse spirits, but the idiots are waiting in line for us. Really, if it wasn't for Owee, I wouldn't bother to come here."

Sakata Ginpachi: "..."

Al tilted his head: "Why do you think there are curse spirits in the school? Does your school also have legends such as Hanako in the toilet and running mannequins?"

"That's not true." Sakata Ginpachi thought for a while, "Actually, the roof of our school has always been locked. It wasn't until the teaching building was redecorated during the winter vacation that the lock on the roof was reopened. After that, I was confused. Up to the swimming pool on the roof.”

"swimming pool?"

"Yes. It's a lot of pressure to lead the third grade. Ah Yin, I often go swimming in the swimming pool, until one time on a whim, I took my swimming trunks and went to the rooftop during the day-but I found that there was no water in the swimming pool on the rooftop. , it's full of accumulated debris and paint, it's basically a dump."

"..."

Wow.

Al blinked: "Wait, didn't you teach the third grade last year? Why are you still teaching the third grade this semester?"

"Hahaha, because our class set fire to the teaching building and blew up the auditorium on the day of the final exam, so the whole class was repeated, including the teacher." Sakata Ginpachi murmured: "Fortunately no one was killed, otherwise It means that the whole class will go to jail together..."

Al: "..."

Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "..."

Are ordinary schools so exciting now?

Wait, is it because of you that the school redecorates the teaching building during the winter vacation?

While talking, they finally reached the entrance of the rooftop.

"right here."

Ginpachi Sakata pushed open the door cautiously, and a swimming pool occupying half of the roof was displayed in front of them. The moonlight illuminated this mysterious swimming pool. Le and Shimura Shinpachi are happily swimming in the swimming pool.

"Ah~~~~~~ The swimming pool in the middle of the night is really great! Teacher Ginpachi has been secretly using the swimming pool behind our backs, it's really too cunning!"

"Xin Baji, I'm going to spit in the swimming pool!"

Al was taken aback, "Ah."

Xia Youjie was taken aback, "Ah."

Gojo Satoru was also taken aback, "Ah, it's really a curse spirit."

Sakata Ginpachi was about to scold his two brats when Al flipped his wrist and rushed straight into the swimming pool waving his lightsaber.

boom!

Amidst the splashes of water, a cursed spirit made of water rose up from the ground, angrily throwing Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi out of the water.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

"Kagura! Shinhachi!"

Sakata Ginpachi flew up and caught his unlucky children. The next second, the curse spirit suddenly spit out a fountain!

"Ahh! It spit, Kagura, it's all your fault! It must have heard you want to spit on it!"

"Damn it, if I knew it, I would go to the toilet in the swimming pool—"

Before he finished speaking, a powerful jet of water immediately shot towards them!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"So, you went to Gintama High School together last night and tamed a new curse spirit?"

In the classroom of the Tokyo Conjuration College, Gojo Satoru had already fallen asleep on the table, and Al was also yawning in his seat, but he was still swiping his phone tenaciously.

Xia Youjie sneezed.

"That's right. Speaking of which, Glass, do you want to go to Gintama High School on weekends?"

Jia Ruozi was taken aback, "Why?"

"Didn't the previous Owee stop selling because of fighting? I heard that it resumed sales a while ago. Mr. Ginpachi and the others finally ordered Owee, so they invited us to play games together. In fact, we went to help yesterday because of Owee... ..."

Jia Ruozi lacked interest and said, "I'm indeed free on the weekend, but I don't really want to spend it with you idiots."

Xia Youjie choked, "You're so ruthless, Nitro."

Al raised his head from the phone, and offered a rare invitation: "Let's go together, Nitro. It is said that there are six people on their side, and our side counts as six including you and Nanami Huiyuan. Go, Wu-chan is very looking forward to it." of."

Jia Ruozi showed suspicious eyes: "How many sweets did Wutiao use to bribe you?"

Al modestly said: "Not much, not much, just a limited amount of Xijiufu."

Home into the glass: "..."

What a shame!

"And for the game, I'm actually looking forward to it."

The short-haired girl struggled, "What do Qihai and Huibara say?"

Al replied: "Haibara agreed, Qihai didn't agree, but it doesn't matter, we will still bring him on the weekend."

Home into the glass: "..."

Don't persecute honest people!

Xia Youjie laughed, "Now Owee can place orders online, and we bought two specially for them, just to play games together on weekends."

The household gun was biting on a cigarette—of course it was not lit.

"I can't understand your love for games... But if I have to go, it's not impossible. After all, what is Owee? The one I bought on Christmas Eve has never been unpacked."

Al was shocked and said, "Did you not play at all? What a waste of nitro sauce."

Xia Youjie said: "If it's Glass, it's normal if you haven't played it at all. It just so happens that most of Gintama High School are new to the game, and everyone happens to start from scratch together on the weekend."

Al's eyes lit up, "Jie-chan, let's try the random mode this time!"

"sure."

Jia Ruozi was puzzled and asked, "What is the random mode?"

Al explained to him: "It's a difficulty that can only be experienced in the team mode. We didn't play it before because we didn't have enough people. I read in the guide that the random mode will be very random."

"...Hearing you say that makes me feel uneasy."

Al said to himself: "Don't worry, Nizijiang, your teammates are us."

Jia Ruozi laughed.

"Heh, it's better to say that I feel more uneasy just because your teammates are you."

It was the weekend in a blink of an eye, six students from the Tokyo Conjuration College took the bus to Gintama High School, and they gathered at the Kendo Club of Gintama High School.

"Yo, here we come!"

In the dojo, Sakata Ginpachi waved to them, and then introduced to the students: "Let's get to know each other, this is our opponent today. The blond foreigner is Al, and then Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, Jia Into the glass, Hui Yuanxiong, and..."

Jianren Qihai nodded and said, "Just call me Qihai."

Sakata Ginpachi smiled and said, "He looks like a serious person!"

Qihai Jianren: "..."

No matter how you think about it, this world where decent people become aliens is too magical.

Hui Yuanxiong said enthusiastically: "It's been a long time, Mr. Ginpachi!"

Jia Ruozi raised his eyebrows and said, "I didn't expect you to be the teacher in charge of the Kendo Club."

Sakata Yinbahun said indifferently: "Well, I have practiced for a few years when I was young, and I have almost forgotten it, but it is not a problem to teach a few students."

Gojo Satoru asked with interest, "Are these your students?"

"Well, yes. This is Kagura, Shinpachi, Okita Sougo, Hijikata Jurō, and Katsura Kotaro, all idiots from the Kendo Club."

"So, all the guys who went crazy that night must have been your students."

"Ha, ha ha ha ha ha..."

Al's eyes sparkled.

"Mr. Ginpachi, shall we play random mode?"

"Oh, well, I'd rather try that one too."

Toshiro Hijikata was stunned, "Hey, wait, if you use random mode, you might be in bad luck."

"Ordinary people's luck isn't that bad. It's rare that there are so many opponents, so just play in random mode once, so many strings."

"Who is Duo Chuan-jun?"

Okita Sougo arched his fire and said: "Are you scared? Hichikata-san, yes, some people might just randomly turn it into mayonnaise. It's lucky E after all!"

"Huh? What do you mean? Are you looking down on mayonnaise? Hey, apologize to mayonnaise!"

Katsura Kotaro, the boy who sang Rap in the classroom in the middle of the night that day, was shocked: "Wait, aren't we here to play NES?!"

Everyone: "..."

Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows: "Let me tell you, are your teammates okay? One of them didn't come to fight Owee at all, right?"

Sakata Ginpachi gave Katsura Kotaro a hand knife as usual, "It doesn't matter, this antique that lived in the last century is just used to make up the numbers."

Al turned to the house to enter the glass, and urged: "Glass sauce!"

Jia Ruozi took out Al's share of Owee from his backpack knowingly, "Here."

Xia Youjie also took out his and Wujo Wu's Owee from his backpack: "Let's start then?"

"Ah, let's get started. Because the winner will be decided in one day, so it depends on which team defeats the bandits on the mountain first!"

"OK."

"no problem."

"understood."

Sakata Gintoki moved the display with the students, and Xia Youjie explained how to use Owee for those who don't know how to use it, "...Finally, I have to wear these glasses, so I can barely feel like I'm on the scene."

Hui Yuanxiong said with emotion: "It's like a holographic online game."

"Hahaha, the current technology is not so advanced, but—well, sooner or later there will be holographic online games."

The six of them formed a team and gave the captain position to the most reliable Xia Youjie. After thinking about it, Xia Youjie named their team "Berserkers Team".

Next, the six people each took their own IDs and officially entered the game. After the 30-second read, the scenery in front of them changed, and the six people stood in an ordinary town.

"..."

They looked at each other, and all six of them had put on the novice suits in the game, with their respective IDs on their heads. The strange thing was that only Jiarui Zizi was holding a sword among the six.

Al was shocked.

"Glass, you got a random weapon! Hello, Ou!"

Jia Ruozi was stunned, "Is this also random?"

"Yes." Gojo Satoru flipped through his backpack, took out a macaron from it, and threw it into his mouth directly: "I randomly found food that restores blood. Really, it's useless for the start of the game. Whoever knows how to start the game needs to restore blood .”

Al was surprised: "I randomly got a combat power detector! This is a super rare item!"

Qihai Jianren said: "I randomly found the map of this town."

Hui Yuanxiong said happily: "My side is the shield!"

Gojo Satoru touched his chin, and said solemnly: "In this way, we can rely on nitro sauce and Huiyuan to brush equipment, let's get a weapon first."

"Wait..." Xia Youjie said with a weird expression: "Wait, wait! I didn't get anything randomly! Is there a bug!!"

"Eh?"

Everyone looked at Xia Youjie at the same time, only to see that Xia Youjie's hands were empty, and his backpack was empty. They stared at Xia Youjie for a long time, stared at each other for a while, and then moved their eyes neatly to the top of his head. Inexplicably heavy.

After a while, Al said: "Jie sauce, we know what you got randomly."

Xia Youjie was immediately enveloped by a bad premonition, and he showed an expression that wanted to ask but didn't want to ask: "...what?"

Al pointed to the hollow red bar under his ID.

"Your health bar is only 1 left."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——"