COSER, summoned by the strongest

Xia Youjie with empty hands, empty backpack, and empty blood bar: "..."

What kind of shocking three-person design is this!

Xia Youjie was shocked and said, "Why do players still randomly get residual blood? Is this reasonable?"

Al patted him on the shoulder with a serious expression: "Jie Jiang, life is like opening a blind box, this is the joy of living."

"I don't find it interesting at all! By the way, do you have anything that can restore blood, food or blood restoration medicine will be fine."

Everyone was silent for a few seconds, and at the same time turned their heads to look at Gojo Wu, Al said: "Wu-chan, your macarons...?"

Macaron is a high-end food, and it is a bit wasteful for novices who don't have much blood, but there is no other way in this situation.

Wujo Wu said calmly, "I ate it."

Oh.

Eat it.

eat it? !

Xia Youjie grabbed his collar, "Why are you eating it? Is it delicious?"

Gojo Satoru rarely said with a guilty conscience: "Ah, actually there is no smell at all. After all, this is not a real holographic online game!"

Hui Yuanxiong worried: "Sister Jiaxue, can you still restore blood to senior Xia You?"

Jia Ruozi shrugged: "I'm not a nanny now, have you seen my big sword?"

She swung a sword nearly two-thirds her size in her hand.

"..."

"I can't help it." Jianren Qihai sighed, "If you farm wild monsters, besides equipment, you will also drop medicine and food, right? You can only go out and try your luck."

"Too."

Hui Yuanxiong said: "Then sister Jiaxue and I will go out to fight monsters...Senior Xia You, don't come out, what if a wild monster hits you and you die immediately?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie said blankly, "Have I become a drag on the team since the start? Is this the captain's flag..."

Al patted him on the shoulder and encouraged/"It's okay, Master, Wu-chan and I will accompany you. And residual blood is not necessarily a bad thing, your attribute points are probably randomly assigned to other places, such as attack, Speed ​​and the like, maybe you are better than others in this regard."

Xia Youjie paused, as if he had been comforted.

Aldao: "However, before we act separately, in order to average the combat power, let's test everyone's combat power first, shall we?"

"Check?"

"Clang clang clang! Combat power detector! Just one touch, you can test the combat power of the target character!"

Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up, "Is that the one! Is it the one in the legend! Is it the one from Dragon Ball!"

"That's right!"

The artifact brought by the Saiyans in Dragon Ball when they officially debuted, and the combat power tester that will explode immediately when encountering a person whose combat power is beyond the table, how many Dragon Ball fans dream of it!

Jia Ruozi doubted: "I said, this game is called Owee instead of Dragon Ball, so is it okay to use Dragon Ball props casually like this? The name hasn't even been changed."

"It doesn't matter." Al told her: "If it is reported, then let it pay itself."

Everyone: "..."

What a ruthless player, what a cruel player!

Al asked enthusiastically, "Who will come first?"

Hui Yuanxiong responded positively: "Me, me, me!"

So Al put on the combat power detector, aimed at Hui Yuanxiong and lightly pressed the test switch.

"The attack power is 520, the defense power is 880, wow, the defense power is very high, is it because Hui Yuan is equipped with a shield?"

Haibara's eyes were shining brightly.

"Is this high?"

"Hmm... It says that the attack power and defense power of ordinary people are both around 480."

"Then I'm very good!"

Al tested the Kazuo again, and the values ​​were completely opposite to those of Haibara Yu: "The attack power is 880, and the defense power is 520. It must be because the attack power of Nitro's big sword has been increased!"

"How should I put it..." Jia Ruozi said in a delicate mood: "I can finally be an exporter? I'm actually quite happy when I think about it."

Suddenly got the charm of the game.

Al set the next target as Qihai Jianren, Qihai Jianren said helplessly: "I don't really want to test this, anyway, it's just a value in the game, whatever it is..."

"Attack power 420, defense power 420, blackening value 300, Nanami, are you in a bad mood now?"

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Jianren Qihai sighed: "Please don't add inexplicable values."

"It's also impossible, because it's a random mode now."

Qihai Jianren: "..."

Then you can't randomly generate a value that doesn't exist!

Al turned to Wujo Wu again, Wujo Wu immediately waved his hand and refused: "No, Al, you have to test me at the end."

"why?"

"I must be strong enough to explode, this thing will definitely explode on the spot after testing Lao Tzu."

Xia Youjie said speechlessly: "Please look at your own level, you are lv.1, and you may not be able to win if you go out to fight Goblins alone."

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, Al turned to him decisively and pressed the test button.

"Negative 520, negative 880, negative 1000, negative 2000, negative 5000, negative 10000, ah—"

With a bang, the combat effectiveness detector exploded on the spot.

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Why?!"

Al said sadly: "Master...you are so weak that you can't even look at the combat power detector."

Xia Youjie couldn't understand: "Hey, Al, is this really a randomly assigned attribute? Is it deliberately targeting me? I feel the strong malice towards me from the random mode!"

"...Well, the random mode is the random mode, but it's a pity that Wu-chan's combat power has not been tested yet. I don't need it, because I am now level 68, stronger than all of you combined."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone was puzzled: "Why?"

Al blinked innocently, "Because I am level 68."

Don't ask, the question is that the Berserker COS system is awesome, and his actual level is directly brought into the game.

Jianren Qihai thought for a moment, and speculated: "Could it be like this, because senior Al was randomly assigned to level 68, so as a balance price, senior Xia You became negative level 68."

Al was taken aback, "Huh?"

Can the conjurer's theory of balance still be brought in here?

The more the others thought about it, the more they felt that it made sense. Hui Yuanxiong said seriously: "Okay then, in order to make up for the short board of minus 68, we will definitely bring back more equipment! Right? Sister Jiaxue!"

Home into the glass: "..."

She still wasn't quite used to the atmosphere of being about to fight as a combatant, but she nodded and raised her big sword: "Okay."

Jianren Qihai looked at Hui Yuanxiong and Jia Ruzi, then at Al and the three, and decisively chose to leave with Hui Yuanxiong's family.

"I have a map. The slimes in the woods to the west should be more suitable for beginners. We might as well go here to fight monsters."

"Well, yes."

"As expected of the Seven Seas!"

Not long after the three of them walked out of the town, the system sounded in the ears of the three of them, "Teammate Glass experience plus two, teammate Qihai plus two experience, teammate Huiyuan plus two experience."

Gojo Satoru smiled and said, "It seems that things are going well there. Jie, what shall we do next?"

"Leave me alone." Xia Youjie sighed, "I'm only going to lower the average combat power of the team now. It's better not to form a team with the two of you. I'll just act alone."

He muttered to himself: "It's better to say that it's better to just lay down the corpse with one click for a negative five-digit combat power, at least it won't drag your teammates down..."

Gojo Satoru let out a wow: "You guys are just starting to mess up, right? Hey, come back, I didn't say I don't care about you."

Xia Youjie shook his head, "I'm leaving."

Al was surprised: "Wait, Master, where are you going?"

Xia Youjie stopped and pointed to the house in front of them. There were three big characters written on the house: Ken ○ Kei.

Al: "..."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Help, how does this game randomly produce Ken ○ Kee!Is it really okay?Does it really matter if Ken ○ appears in the game?

The black-haired boy showed a weary smile, and explained: "I'm going here to study cooking skills, and strive to make food that can restore blood as soon as possible."

Al: "..."

Wutiaowu: "..."

They looked at Xia Youjie's back in awe as he left in awe. A gust of cold wind blew by, and a new notification sound came from their ears.

"Teammate Xia You has learned "Spicy Chicken Drumstick Burger""

"Teammate Xia You has learned "Portuguese Egg Tart""

"Teammate Xia You learned "Italian Classic Tomato Bolognese""

Al & Gojo Satoru: "..."

Hey guys, you're actually here to attend the kitchen training at the Owee branch of KFC, right?

Gojo Satoru pointed at the gate of Kenky, puzzled and said, "I've already learned the 'Italian classic tomato bolognese noodles', but I haven't made any food that can restore blood?"

Al opened the translucent page and flipped through the information, "Wu Jiang, 'Italian classic tomato bolognese noodles' is a high-end food that can increase speed, and it is something that can only be used in difficult dungeons."

Gojo Satoru yelled at the gate of Kenky: "Hey! Jie! You're making something low-level!"

In the next second, the system beeps.

"Teammate Xia You learned the "Resurrection A Afternoon Tea Set""

"Is that enough? Jie, you have even made the resurrection armor, so don't worry about making something that can restore blood! Can you have a brighter mind?!"

"Teammate Xia You has learned "Pig Brain Mashed Potatoes""

Al complained: "He heard it, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, he definitely heard you scolding him for being out of his mind, and he replied that you are a pig."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie's ability to fry junk food has grown visibly with the naked eye. Al and Gojo Satoru waited outside for a while, until he got the title of "Chef. Tried and Tried" before finally giving up waiting for Xia Youjie.

Forget it, if this guy doesn't become a conjurer in the future, at least he can go to Shinjuku to open a KFC Shinjuku branch, so let's pretend that he went to participate in kitchen training in advance.

Al and Gojo Satoru continued to walk along the street, and Al asked, "Wu-chan, what are we going to do next? It would be too boring to meet up with Nitō and the others directly."

Gojo Satoru agrees very much.

In the random mode, what you play is the blind box, and what you play is the heartbeat. After all, all arrangements in the random mode are random.Xia Youjie, for example, is making great strides towards the goal of being the store manager of the KFC Shinjuku branch.

He had a flash of inspiration: "Al, let's go and see the opponent's situation."

Al smiled and raised his hand to give him a high five.

"I agree!"

They quickly crossed several streets, and finally saw another team. At this time, the team from Gintama High School also started to disperse, leaving only Sakata Ginpachi and... er, a coffin?

Al glanced at the pitch-black coffin, and said, "Mr. Ginpachi, is this something you got randomly?"

Sakata Gin said expressionlessly, "Ah...it's you guys. No, that's my unlucky teammate who opened the blind box."

Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows: "Did your teammate fall into a box?"

Sakata Ginpachi scratched his head: "That's not true, but his random blood volume is only 1. Just now he was touched by a stone on the road, and his blood bar was immediately cleared to zero, turning him into a coffin."

Gojo Satoru: "...What a coincidence, our team also has an idiot with only 1 HP."

Sakata Ginpachi looked around, "Who is it? Did he fall into a box too?"

"No." Al said calmly, "He decided to give up his adventure and go to Keny as an apprentice."

Sakata Ginpachi: "..."

What a mess.

At this moment, the coffin suddenly spoke: "Hey, bastard teacher, you should hurry up and take me to the church for resurrection!"

Al was surprised: "So it's you, Mr. Suisan."

The coffin jumped like thunder: "Shishiro, Shishiro, I am Hijikata Shishiro! Don't play with Hijikata Toshisan anymore!"

Gojo Satoru said unconcernedly, "But, your name itself is playing tricks on Hijikata Toshizo, right? Instead of stopping others from playing tricks, you might as well go home and complain about your parents' naming standards."

The coffin said angrily: "Can't my surname be Tufang! Can't I be called Shishiro! Can't I be the No.14 child of my family?"

"As far as I know, you are only the second son, who is so stupid to have fourteen children in a row these days." Sakata Ginpachi picked out his ears, and said foolishly: "I said that you are more stringent, it's not that the teacher doesn't want to help you, But the teacher is also in a state of poisoning now, and he will die if he walks three more steps, and we will become two coffins by then."

Al blinked.

Listen to what this means, Sakata Ginpachi randomly got the poison debuff?

Well, it seems that Gintama High School has more luck.

The coffin was quiet for a while, then coughed lightly, and said expectantly: "Well, Ar-jun, Wujo-kun--right? What, you will feel very bored if your opponent wipes out half of the opponent at the beginning of the game, right? So can you cannot……"

Gojo Gojo pointed at the coffin expressionlessly, and wiped Al's neck, "Al, now is the right time to kill them, right? How do you kill the coffin, just send it to the funeral parlor?"

"Hey! Give me the honor of the dead, give me respect for the coffin!"

"Oh, this coffin is actually going to kidnap Lao Tzu morally. Al, please carry me and send him directly to the incinerator."

Al said straightforwardly: "Okay, Wu-chan."

"Hey! Bastard teacher! Hey! Do something quickly! Your teammates will have no chance of being resurrected!"

Under Hijikata Toshiro's heart-piercing call, Sakata Ginpachi finally took two steps, jumped onto the coffin board, and then slid on the coffin like a snowboard, escaping from the clutches of Al and Gojo Satoru.

Hijikata Shishiro said in shock: "My coffin! Help! My coffin is going to be worn down, stop it!"

Sakata Ginpachi said unhappily: "Idiot, would you rather go into the incinerator, or would you rather abandon the wooden boards under the coffin?"

"No, that's not the way to go, you won't be able to slide very far with inertia..."

"Look at me."

Sakata Ginpachi took out a bundle of rope from his backpack, and wrapped it around the NPC elder who was walking on the street like a horse.

"Gah!"

The face of the elder who was strangled by the neck was painful.

Toshiro Hijikata yelled, "Elder—old—!"

Sakata Ginpachi's rope was tightly wrapped around the NPC elder's neck, and the coffin began to move with the elder's movement. Sakata Ginpachi proudly said: "This NPC is an NPC that travels between Central Avenue and the church. As long as we follow him, we can Arrive at the church smoothly, detoxify, and resurrect!"

"Hey, bastard teacher, don't do such cruel things to the elders! Let me die! I'd rather go into the incinerator than bully the righteous and loving elders!"

"Huh? Then you go into the incinerator alone. Teacher, I'm going to the church to be resurrected with blood."

Behind them, Al said in shock: "Wu-chan, look, they got a new mount - "Elder"! "

Hijikata Shishiro scolded angrily: "Hey, golden retriever over there, you are not allowed to insult the elder!"

Gojo Satoru said excitedly, "Al, give me one too!"

Toshiro Hijikata: "Hi!!!"

In the next second, the blond-haired and blue-eyed boy sprinted over at a terrifying speed.

——Since Wu-chan wants to be an elder, then he can help Wu-chan work hard, he is level 68!

Hijikata Shishiro panicked and said: "Hey! How can that guy be so fast! Are all the attribute points of that guy randomized to the speed! Elder! Run!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the elderly elder, who was still walking with a cane just now, was driven by the desire to survive and galloped like flying.

Sakata Ginpachi and Hijikata Shishirō turned pale with shock: "Elder-old-!!!"

The elder waved his stick and ran through the slime village, the goblin village, the wolf village, and the dragon's lair, and finally arrived in front of the thief's cave. passed away.

Earthwork [-] Lang:"……"

Hijikata Toshiro: "Elder!!!"

Sakata Ginpachi drank the resurrection spring water in the cave, and poured some water on the coffin. The white-haired teacher and the black coffin were finally resurrected with full blood under the poison debuff.

The revived Hijikata Shirōro burst into tears and said: "Elder, we will never forget your kindness, we will definitely avenge you, and we will never forgive those who tried to hurt you."

Standing beside him, Sakata Ginpachi handsomely waved the elder's relic—the cane.

"Well, yes, Ah Yin announced that this is Ah Yin's strongest weapon!"

Hijikata Shishiro was stunned for a moment, then raised the elder's body: "Then this is my strongest weapon!"

Al who caught up: "..."

Gojo Satoru who caught up: "..."

Who is the guy who has been hurting the elders? !

Wutiaowu was silent for a while, then said sourly: "It's so good, there are elders making weapons."

"Do you need me to lend you a sword, Wujo?"

Al and Gojo Satoru turned their heads, and saw Yarui Niuzi standing at the entrance of the cave. She didn't know what she had experienced. Her whole body was covered in shiny high-grade armor, and she was holding a luxurious sword studded with gems in her hand. Gojo Satoru was stunned. , before she had time to complain about how she got this kind of equipment in the slime village, a second person appeared at the entrance of the cave.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Long black hair. Late night rapper. Katsura Kotaro held the corpse of a goblin, proudly said: "Sword? It's just a flashy weapon! A truly powerful weapon has the most ordinary appearance, such as—— My goblin patriarch!"

The patriarch of the goblin, who was dying to die, rolled his eyes and held the corpse in his hands.

Gojo Satoru was even more sour.

"It's great, there is a goblin patriarch making weapons."

Liuyanzi said that he had never been so envious of others in his life. Al looked at Gojo Wujo's envious look, tilted his head, and asked in a low voice: "Wu-chan, do you want this weapon too? If you want it , I'll find you the most powerful one."

"……real?"

"real."

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the entrance of the cave: "We also have that kind of weapon!"

Hui Yuanxiong and Nanami Jianren appeared behind Katsura Kotaro, holding up a huge Dragon: "Look! Dragon Alek ○ Tasa!"

Qihai Jianren: "..."

I always feel a little ashamed. Is it too late for him to quit this dragon-slaying group?

Late at night Rapper was shocked: "What? You actually got the legendary red dragon!"

Sakata Ginpachi complained: "Hey, how many other people's things are integrated into this broken game! Is it really okay? Will it really not offend other companies?"

At this chaotic stall, the thieves in the cave also rushed out in a swarm.

"There are intruders!"

"Hey hey, it's just in time, let's keep your gems!"

"Die! Foolish warriors."

Gui Xiaotaro raised the goblin patriarch high, "Should die? How dare you look down on the goblin patriarch? Then watch the trick!"

Not to be outdone, Huiyuan said: "Our Alek Tassa will not lose!"

Hijikata Shishiro said angrily: "Bastards, you don't even pay attention to the strongest elder!"

Home into the glass: "..."

Jia Ruozi, who was leaning on a big sword, complained indifferently: "Is this a corpse party? Then I'll go?"

In the chaos, Al quietly left the cave.

The scuffle in the cave was in full swing, and the sound of ping-pong-pong was endless. Gojo Satoru, who was lv.1 and had no weapons, squatted obediently next to his home gun, waiting for Al to return with the strongest weapon.

Just at this time--

"Dragon, what is it?"

A big hole exploded above the cave, and a boy with chestnut hair appeared on the scene holding the king's body:

"It seems that I am not too late. Ginpachi-sensei, Hijikata-san, I went to the casino and won a huge sum of money to buy the king of this country. Now, I dry the king's body, It has been made into a top-notch weapon."

Everyone: "..."

Hello!What did you run to do? !Go to the casino to gamble?Bought a king?Killed the king?And make the king a king?

Toshiro Hijikata complained fiercely: "Can't you just go and buy a weapon?!"

Sakata Ginpachi was very moved: "Great, we've won now! Come on, kids, defeat these thieves, and the victory belongs to Gintama High School!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

A light cannon knocked off the stone above the cave without warning, and everyone in the cave flew up together. Kagura and Shinpachi Shimura were flying in the air, holding a "devil king" bigger than an apartment in their hands .

"Silver sauce! In order to get the most powerful weapon, we went to clear the last level of this game and brought the corpse of the "devil king" here! "

Sakata Ginpachi, who was knocked to the ground by the wind, couldn't understand: "Hey! You all go straight to clear the final level. What's the point of our competition here who can kill the thief first?!"

Kagura looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahahahaha! Let's all die!"

"Listen to me!!!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru, who is empty-handed, has never been so weak, helpless and pitiful in his life.

Ah, what, so he is the only one without weapons?Even Nanami and Haibara have Dragons.

In this extreme chaos, a Gundam swooped down from far and near, and stopped above everyone's heads.

"..."

The crowd shrouded in the shadow of Gundam slowly raised their heads, and saw a red and white Gundam standing above them. A smiling old man was drawn on the Gundam's chest, and it was written in big bright characters: "Ken ○ Kee Owee Branch"

Everyone: "..."

On the Gundam, Al's slow voice came.

"Wu-chan, Jie-chan and I drove a level 68 Gundam to rescue you."

Next came Xia Youjie's voice.

"Welcome to the Ken ○ Kee Owee branch—"

In the next second, heavy light cannons shot out from the old man's eyes, leveling the entire forest.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

……

On this day, the dojo of the Kendo Club of Gintama High School was turned into ruins by a group of mysterious people. When the police arrived after receiving the report, all the suspects had escaped. This mysterious blasting case officially became the top ten unsolved mysteries of Gintama High School. one.