COSER, summoned by the strongest
Chapter 78 137138 2 Chapters in 1
In Japan, there are many incidents of cheating husbands/wives for insurance every year, which are not uncommon in social news, but even so, every time such incidents are reported, they will cause an uproar on the Internet, and even become a Reasons for fear of marriage among young people's jokes.
Xia Youjie's intention of murdering and defrauding insurance was too obvious, Sato Naohua directly refused without thinking.
His personality is a shrewd and stable mature social animal. At this time, choosing to refuse is the most normal reaction.
Because in the requirements for recruiting the Godfather's deputy, it is clearly stated: Civilian personnel are required to be able to drive, be able to make excel forms, be proficient in handling various procedures, have a mature and stable personality, and have more than three years of social work experience.
Xia Youjie who was rejected didn't seem quite reconciled.
"Then how do you plan to earn 24 million within [-] hours?"
Sato Naoka: "..."
He couldn't say that he wanted to rob the store, could he?
Since this store was opened by Xia Youjie, it means that there is no way out, and he has to change to another store.
That's right, even if it's a game, it can't pluck out the vegetables that the future boss has worked so hard to take care of, or he will definitely be fired, let alone he hasn't officially joined the job yet.
This job of "female college student looking for a part-time job" seems to be a curse. Since logging into the game, he has been looking for a part-time job. He finally chose two good companies, one directly declared bankruptcy, and the other was a store opened by his real boss. Can't do it.
Seeing his silence, Xia Youjie thought that he had no way to make money, and gently persuaded him: "You can't earn [-] million if you work here for a day. After all, the hourly salary of our store is only [-], why don't you just accept my offer?" Suggestion, buy the most high-end insurance. Of course, I will pay for the insurance, and you only need to be responsible for the accidental death."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Would you like to hear what you are saying?
Sato Naoka pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose that were purely used to add social animal temperament, and asked him: "Why do you have to come to me? As far as I know, other people also need this [-] million, right? After you are rejected by me, you can do it." Go find them."
"No no no."
Xia Youjie explained earnestly: "Komaeda-kun and Ms. Sinki have overfulfilled the task, and the only ones who haven't collected [-] million are you and... er, Yamamoto-kun?"
Sato Naoka corrected, "It's Yamada-kun."
Xia Youjie said embarrassedly: "Yes, Mr. Yamada. The only ones who have not completed the task are you and Mr. Yamada."
Yamazaki Tai: ...
If Yamazaki Tai is here, he will definitely roar fiercely that he is Yamazaki Tai, Yamazaki Tai, Yamazaki Tai!Not Tei Yamamoto and Tai Tai Yamada!Remember the name of the interviewer for me, how can I fix it!
Seeing that Xia Youjie was still trying to persuade him seriously, Sato Naohua couldn't help asking curiously: "Then why don't you go to Yamada-kun?"
Xia Youjie smiled embarrassingly, showing a "you understand" smile, and said: "He is already an "ordinary passerby", why don't you continue to bully him? "
Sato Naoka: "..."
You also know that making such a request is bullying?
So how is "female college student looking for a part-time job" better than "ordinary passer-by"?Didn't you see that he was always looking for a part-time job, and if he found a job, he would only get one?
Xia Youjie skillfully turned off his fryer, took Sato Naohua's arm and walked out, explaining enthusiastically: "My plan is this, we will go buy insurance in a while, and on the way out after buying the insurance You just find a car and kill yourself, and then we go back to the birth point to gather, repeat the previous operation, one billion, and you can get it easily."
Sato Naoka: "..."
No, wait, isn't it [-] million?Why did it suddenly become one billion?How many times are you planning to kill me?
Just when they were about to step out of the store, Al rushed into the KFC store on the "Rich Man's Elder". Sitting on the "Rich Man's Elder" were Komaeda Nagito and the only female sinner among them. Satsuma.
A moment later, Gojo Satoru, who was dressed in a luxurious mage robe, also used wind magic to bring Yamazaki back to the ground leisurely.
Yamazaki, who was pulled over inexplicably, looked bewildered.
"That, that... 24 hours have passed? I haven't made any money yet!"
Wujo Wudao: "Huh? No, the current time in this country is synchronized with the real time. Only six hours have passed now."
As the king of this country, of course Gojo Satoru has the final say on the flow of time here. Xia Youjie has complained more than once that Gojo Satoru is simply Bentendo's own son, and all cheating skills are packaged and given to him directly.
Caught off guard by seeing the Six Eyes of this generation, Sato Naoka took a deep look at Gojo Satoru, and then naturally looked away.
Immediately afterwards, his eyes fell on the face of the blond boy.
Al looked over suspiciously and blinked his blue eyes.
"..."
Sato Naoka twitched the corners of her mouth, "Your mount, can you do three people?"
Al said frankly: "Because the elder is very strong, this is an elder studded with diamonds."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki Tui was shocked and said: "Hurry up and come down! Elder, he is about to fall into the ground! He is really about to fall into the ground! Didn't you find that he is shorter than usual? It was the three of you who pressed him!!!"
Nagito Komaeda and Mikan Sinki jumped off the elder in a hurry, and Nagito Komaeda helped Sika Sinki in a gentlemanly manner.
Yamazaki retreated puzzled and said: "Why did we gather here suddenly, and is there two more people?!"
It was only then that Xia Youjie realized that the interviewees didn't know him and Wujo Wu at all. Really, asking strangers to buy insurance is really inappropriate.
"Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Xia Youjie, the manager of KFC, and he is the king of this country, Gojo Satoru, and the interviewer Al, you should already know him."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Self-introduction actually use "KFC store manager" and "king"?Even if you don't use "Curse Spirit Exercise" and "Six Eyes", at least you should use "Pan Xing Sect Patriarch" and "Pan Xing Sect God Son"?
Gojo Satoru didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, he raised his chin in the direction of Sato Naoka: "Hey, suture, watch out, this is the number one murderer Al who will kill you in a while, and the number two murderer Komaeda Nagi Dou, the third murderer, Zuimu, or the fourth murderer, Yamamoto Tai—"
"It's Yamazaki Tai! Mr. King!"
Naoka Sato was about to complain that you even figured out the murderer, so Al raised his hand to stop.
"Wait, Wu-chan. The plan has changed temporarily."
Gojo Satoru was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly, "Ah? What's the change?"
Al mysteriously took out a crumpled A4 paper from his pocket, and explained: "I just went to the new insurance company to inquire about the insurance package, and found that the most cost-effective insurance package is spousal insurance."
"Spouse insurance?"
A group of people without spouses looked at each other in blank dismay.
Al further explained: "That's it. When the beneficiary of the insurance is a registered married wife or husband, the maximum compensation we can get is 5000 million."
Xia Youjie was stunned, and immediately lifted his spirits. He turned to Sato Naohua and said, "Then get married quickly!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Sure enough, sure enough, the most capable person here is this weird interviewer!
"That's why I thought so." Al said seriously the plan he came up with as soon as he slapped his head: "Mr. Sato will marry Miss Sinki, and when buying insurance, fill in Ms. Sinki as the beneficiary of the insurance, Then think of a way to die unexpectedly. After Mr. Sato’s accidental death, since the team’s funds are allocated by the captain, the money will eventually flow into my account and wait for redistribution.”
After waiting for reallocation?
Of course, I swallowed it all by myself and transferred it all to Jiejiang to buy Gundam!
Sinki Mikan immediately showed a flustered expression. She was about to frantically reject the marriage request when Al clapped his hands and continued:
"By the way, I want to say a tip here. If everyone dies accidentally in their work unit, teammates can also get a sum of compensation. For example, the previous trash king died on the construction site, so as the captain, I can Receive an extra compensation."
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and analyzed carefully: "That is to say, the place of accidental death must be the workplace in order to maximize the benefits."
Al nods.
"That's right. The work unit of the "average worker" is a construction site. "Gentle and caring nurse" Ms. Sinki works in a hospital or a family with patients. "Ordinary passers-by"... Uh, skip it. "A female college student looking for a part-time job"... Uh, skip that too. "
By the way, the "gentle and considerate nurse" has successfully evolved into the "human-faced nurse", but the nurse herself doesn't care about the change of title.
"Ordinary passerby" Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Mr. interviewer, sure enough, you also think that the profession of "ordinary passer-by" is outrageous!You obviously think this profession is outrageous!This profession is super super super outrageous!
Nagito Komaeda joined the topic with a humble and sincere attitude: "Leaving aside Mr. Yamamoto, Mr. Sato should work at this KFC store, right?"
Regardless. Yamazaki Tai: "...I am Yamazaki Tai, not Yamamoto Tai! Are you listening to me?"
Al calmly skipped Yamazaki Tui's complaints, wondering why: "However, if Nao Hua Jiang died accidentally here, the [-] million compensation will be deducted from the total assets of the KFC boss, that is, from Jie Jiang. .”
Xia Youjie resolutely refused, "This is absolutely impossible."
His Gundam is still waiting for him in the mall, what he has to do now is to race against time to earn money, and try to get the Gundam out of the cold mall before it goes offline.
Sinki Mikan pointed at her fingers, and said timidly, "Well, since Mr. Sato is a "female college student looking for a part-time job", does university count as a workplace?We can go to college and fake accidental deaths. "
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "Hey! Don't tarnish the sacred university!!!"
Al clapped his hands cheerfully, "Okay! Let's do it like this! Miss Sinmu, you are so smart!"
"Hey!!"
So, a group of them rushed to the Civil Affairs Bureau excitedly.
Sato Naoka: "..."
Almost forgot, the plan of this group of idiots is to get married first, then buy insurance, and then go to the university campus to cause accidental death.
"Wait, wait!" Mikan refused: "I can't marry Mr. Sato! I have someone I love, she is the most perfect and gentle person in this world, and I will never, never betray her !"
Yamazaki Tai keenly grasped the point: "Huh? Her?"
The others ignored this slot together, and everyone looked at each other. The interviewer Al tried to convince Satsuki Mikan: "But Mikan sauce, this is just a game. Getting married in the game is not really getting married."
"Games are not allowed either." Sinwood Mikan timidly but firmly refused: "This is my loyalty to my lover!"
Komaeda Nagito said shamelessly: "I don't even know that my old classmate has a lover. As expected, I am a selfish waste who doesn't care about my classmates at all... Sinki-san, do you mind telling me what your lover is?" Who is it? I want to give you my most sincere blessings!"
Satsuma Satsuma is like waking up from a dream.
"Hey! Ah! No, nothing... She, she, she, she, she doesn't want me to make our relationship public."
Komaeda Nagito narrowed his eyes, showing an inexplicable smile.
"Well, that's right."
"Yes, it is."
Xia Youjie sighed: "Since Miss Sinmu is unwilling, there is nothing I can do."
With a painful expression on his face, he grabbed Tei Yamazaki's shoulder: "Yamada-kun, you haven't settled your [-] million yet, have you?"
Tsui Yamazaki was taken aback: "Yes, yes, this KFC manager, I will be very happy if you can let me go back to make money! Also, my name is Tei Yamazaki."
Xia Youjie asked, "Excuse me, can you marry Mr. Sato?"
Yamazaki retreated: "Huh???"
Sato Naoka: "..."
The others were also startled, and they all looked at Xia Youjie with the gaze of "this person is so crazy", Al covered his chest, and whispered to Gojo Wujo with a sad face: "Wu-chan, what are men doing for Gundam?" Everything can be done.”
Gojo Satoru nodded, and sadly said: "Al, he is no longer the Jay we knew. The Jay he is now is a vampire who is willing to force strangers to marry in order to drive a Gundam."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Isn't it all instigated by the two of you? ? ?
He was about to choke back, but Yamazaki Tei refused with a look of panic on his face: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's really weird to marry someone casually even in the game, not to mention that everyone will be colleagues in the future. See you with your head down, how embarrassing it will be in the future."
Xia Youjie said disappointedly: "Do you really disagree? Mr. Yamamoto."
"Yes, manager of Xia You Oil Store, I think it's better for people to do things down-to-earth. Compared with such crooked ways of killing people and defrauding insurance, I want to be down-to-earth, use my labor to earn [-] million, and be honored in an upright manner. Panxingjiao admitted. This is me, Yamazaki Tei, my choice and pride as a housekeeper!"
"..."
Everyone looked at Yamazaki in surprise, as if they were shocked by his words.
After a while, Al and Gojo Satoru started to applaud him, Sato Naoka also joined the applause with a smile, Sinki Mikan looked left and right, and also started to applaud Yamazaki Tai, Komaeda Nagito burst into tears Yan Yu said: "Ahhh - what, what a passionate speech, what a clean and clear soul. This is - the shape of hope!"
Amid the sparse applause from his companions, Xia Youjie lowered his face and asked Yamazaki Tui: "Even if you didn't earn [-] million yuan in the end, and you weren't accepted by the Panxing Sect, would you still be willing?"
"...Yes." Yamazaki said firmly: "I am willing to bear all the consequences for my decision."
Sato Naoka smiled helplessly, knowing that Yamazaki Tai had passed the test.
Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie were guys who abandoned their bright future and resolutely defected to the high school for an astral body that was not related to them. To them, the [-] million in the game was of course meaningless. What is to be tested is actually the ability and character of the interviewer.
That's okay, let's let this inexplicable farce end sooner. Compared with murder and defrauding insurance, it is more important to fully demonstrate one's calm mind and steady personality by hacking other people's money.
Xia Youjie finally let go of Yamazaki Tai's shoulders.
Sato Naohua smiled slightly, and was about to turn around to find the new bully when Xia Youjie grabbed his arm.
"I marry you."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Sato Naoka: "???"
The secretive animal man showed a suspicious expression.
"...Huh? What did you say?"
"I said, I'll marry you."
Xia Youjie took a deep breath and said with a ferocious expression: "I will be responsible for you, so marry me quickly! My Gundam, it is crying in the mall, did you hear its cry?!"
Naoka Sato couldn't help showing a suspicious expression of life.
Why is this Xia Youjie's personality different from the one in the information?
Xia Youjie couldn't bear it and confided: "Days and nights when I was in debt of 1 million, I missed it for a moment! But what can I do? I have no way to get it out, and I can only go to "Owee[-]" Recall it over and over again in the archive! Please, I really want to pick it up!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Grandma, you are sick.
Under Xia Youjie's earnest gaze, Sato Naohua could only nod reluctantly, what can I do if I don't nod?Can you still confront your future boss?Should he still lurk in the Pan Xing Sect and wait for the opportunity?
At this moment, Al raised an objection with unusual vehemence.
"Can't!!!"
The blond boy showed a very vivid expression for the first time, and he stopped in a rage: "Jie Jiang! Dad forbids you to fall in love early, let alone marry early! Marriage is the grave of life, and the misfortune of a person's life begins with marriage. Dad doesn’t allow you to be unlucky, Dad doesn’t agree with this marriage!!!”
Xia Youjie: "..."
What about the "marriage in the game is not real marriage" that you said yourself? ? ?
Sato Naoka: "..."
Um?What?dad?
I saw Al rushing over like a whirlwind, grabbed Sato Naohua's collar, with a ferocious attitude of a wicked mother-in-law: "Hey, I don't care where you are, a wild man, break up with my son immediately, as long as you are with him If you break up, I will give you a hundred million!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
"Aren't you going to break up? Isn't [-] million not enough? Then I'll give you [-] billion! Can [-] billion be okay!?"
Xia Youjie was startled. He stepped forward, pulled Al away, dragged Heroic Ling behind Gojo Wu, and said in a low voice, "Al, what are you doing? Why don't you just give me the money? You give me ten [-] million, I will break up with that guy immediately, give me [-] billion directly!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
He heard it.
Gojo Satoru, who was used as a cover, rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid? All the money of the three of us is with you now. Of course, the one billion breakup fee is from you, to you? Isn't that from your own money?" Withdraw money from the account to yourself?"
It's like taking off your pants and farting. It's superfluous, and a bunch of taxes have been deducted for nothing.
"..." Xia Youjie, a liberal arts student, was stunned for a few seconds, his mind full of Gundam couldn't figure out these irrelevant things for a while, but he still refused decisively: "No, no one wants to take ten from me. Billion! Al, I will not break up with Mr. Sato, absolutely not! Until we buy back Gundam!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Laugh to death.
In just a few sentences, the situation has changed from "Xia Youjie proposed to Sato Naohua in order to deceive the insurance" to "Xia Youjie and Sato Naohua will never be separated".
Is this group of people talking about cross talk geniuses?
Seeing that Xia Youjie was completely unmoved, the blond boy gave up persuading Xia Youjie and Sato Naohua, and rushed out to grab Yamazaki Tei's collar instead: "Mr. Yamai Tai! Please marry Mr. Sato immediately , I will never call you by the wrong name again!"
"..." Yamazaki Tui broke down and said, "You are calling my name wrong now, and, is my name becoming more and more outrageous? Is it so difficult to remember the three characters Yamazaki Tui? Huh? ah?!"
Yamamoto Toi Yamada Toi Yamai Toi, even he himself can hardly remember his original name!
Al put his face on Yamazaki's back, and said darkly: "As long as you can let Jie-chan break up with that wild man, I will give you everything you want!"
Yamazaki Tei almost cried.
"What kind of domineering CEO speech are you talking about?! What I want is dreams and respect! My dream is to earn [-] million in an upright manner, and the respect I want is that you can call me by my name! Dreams and respect, you alone You didn't even give it to me!"
Al snorted.
He immediately changed his words obediently: "Mr. Yamazaki Tai."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Ah.
Respect comes so suddenly, so reluctantly, so plainly, it doesn't matter if you don't want this kind of respect.
Yamazaki backed off with a laugh, his eyes lost their brilliance.
"It's too late. It doesn't matter what my name is. By the way, don't you know that my surname is Yamazaki?! Is it intentional? It was all intentional before, right? It's interesting to use other people's names to make fun ?!"
Al completely ignored his complaints. He lowered his voice and said in a strange manner: "Mr. Yamazaki Tui, as long as you can get things done, I'll give you the position of the Patriarch's deputy. I know that you all want to join the Panxing Cult. And they all want to become core members of the Panxing Sect, I don't care what your goals are, but I'll tell you frankly—if you're just a housekeeper, you'll never have access to important educational affairs in your lifetime."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
He twitched his mouth and looked at Al in disbelief. Al said lightly, "The two bosses of the Panxing Sect are both my sons, so I can make a decision on this little matter."
Anyway, Jie-chan just wants a driver who can make excel forms, anyway, Kuroi Misato just wants a helper who can clean the glass, so you can change people at will, right?
And the Panxing Cult—laughing dead, what important educational affairs can the Panxing Cult have.
Yamazaki retreated and said, "Okay, okay."
In order to repay the kindness of the headmaster of Leyan Temple, he used improper means to win a test... It should be okay, right?
"Okay!" Al happily held the hands of Yamazaki Tai and Sato Naoka, and said sincerely: "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, and your love is stronger than gold, and you will never be separated!"
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
why are you so happyWhat about "Daddy won't allow you to be unlucky"?It's not your son who got married, so it's totally okay if you have misfortune, right?
Sato Naoka: "..."
Tired, whatever.
Speaking of which, he is about to face an accidental death. Is it true that "human misfortune begins with marriage"?
Xia Youjie's intention of murdering and defrauding insurance was too obvious, Sato Naohua directly refused without thinking.
His personality is a shrewd and stable mature social animal. At this time, choosing to refuse is the most normal reaction.
Because in the requirements for recruiting the Godfather's deputy, it is clearly stated: Civilian personnel are required to be able to drive, be able to make excel forms, be proficient in handling various procedures, have a mature and stable personality, and have more than three years of social work experience.
Xia Youjie who was rejected didn't seem quite reconciled.
"Then how do you plan to earn 24 million within [-] hours?"
Sato Naoka: "..."
He couldn't say that he wanted to rob the store, could he?
Since this store was opened by Xia Youjie, it means that there is no way out, and he has to change to another store.
That's right, even if it's a game, it can't pluck out the vegetables that the future boss has worked so hard to take care of, or he will definitely be fired, let alone he hasn't officially joined the job yet.
This job of "female college student looking for a part-time job" seems to be a curse. Since logging into the game, he has been looking for a part-time job. He finally chose two good companies, one directly declared bankruptcy, and the other was a store opened by his real boss. Can't do it.
Seeing his silence, Xia Youjie thought that he had no way to make money, and gently persuaded him: "You can't earn [-] million if you work here for a day. After all, the hourly salary of our store is only [-], why don't you just accept my offer?" Suggestion, buy the most high-end insurance. Of course, I will pay for the insurance, and you only need to be responsible for the accidental death."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Would you like to hear what you are saying?
Sato Naoka pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose that were purely used to add social animal temperament, and asked him: "Why do you have to come to me? As far as I know, other people also need this [-] million, right? After you are rejected by me, you can do it." Go find them."
"No no no."
Xia Youjie explained earnestly: "Komaeda-kun and Ms. Sinki have overfulfilled the task, and the only ones who haven't collected [-] million are you and... er, Yamamoto-kun?"
Sato Naoka corrected, "It's Yamada-kun."
Xia Youjie said embarrassedly: "Yes, Mr. Yamada. The only ones who have not completed the task are you and Mr. Yamada."
Yamazaki Tai: ...
If Yamazaki Tai is here, he will definitely roar fiercely that he is Yamazaki Tai, Yamazaki Tai, Yamazaki Tai!Not Tei Yamamoto and Tai Tai Yamada!Remember the name of the interviewer for me, how can I fix it!
Seeing that Xia Youjie was still trying to persuade him seriously, Sato Naohua couldn't help asking curiously: "Then why don't you go to Yamada-kun?"
Xia Youjie smiled embarrassingly, showing a "you understand" smile, and said: "He is already an "ordinary passerby", why don't you continue to bully him? "
Sato Naoka: "..."
You also know that making such a request is bullying?
So how is "female college student looking for a part-time job" better than "ordinary passer-by"?Didn't you see that he was always looking for a part-time job, and if he found a job, he would only get one?
Xia Youjie skillfully turned off his fryer, took Sato Naohua's arm and walked out, explaining enthusiastically: "My plan is this, we will go buy insurance in a while, and on the way out after buying the insurance You just find a car and kill yourself, and then we go back to the birth point to gather, repeat the previous operation, one billion, and you can get it easily."
Sato Naoka: "..."
No, wait, isn't it [-] million?Why did it suddenly become one billion?How many times are you planning to kill me?
Just when they were about to step out of the store, Al rushed into the KFC store on the "Rich Man's Elder". Sitting on the "Rich Man's Elder" were Komaeda Nagito and the only female sinner among them. Satsuma.
A moment later, Gojo Satoru, who was dressed in a luxurious mage robe, also used wind magic to bring Yamazaki back to the ground leisurely.
Yamazaki, who was pulled over inexplicably, looked bewildered.
"That, that... 24 hours have passed? I haven't made any money yet!"
Wujo Wudao: "Huh? No, the current time in this country is synchronized with the real time. Only six hours have passed now."
As the king of this country, of course Gojo Satoru has the final say on the flow of time here. Xia Youjie has complained more than once that Gojo Satoru is simply Bentendo's own son, and all cheating skills are packaged and given to him directly.
Caught off guard by seeing the Six Eyes of this generation, Sato Naoka took a deep look at Gojo Satoru, and then naturally looked away.
Immediately afterwards, his eyes fell on the face of the blond boy.
Al looked over suspiciously and blinked his blue eyes.
"..."
Sato Naoka twitched the corners of her mouth, "Your mount, can you do three people?"
Al said frankly: "Because the elder is very strong, this is an elder studded with diamonds."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki Tui was shocked and said: "Hurry up and come down! Elder, he is about to fall into the ground! He is really about to fall into the ground! Didn't you find that he is shorter than usual? It was the three of you who pressed him!!!"
Nagito Komaeda and Mikan Sinki jumped off the elder in a hurry, and Nagito Komaeda helped Sika Sinki in a gentlemanly manner.
Yamazaki retreated puzzled and said: "Why did we gather here suddenly, and is there two more people?!"
It was only then that Xia Youjie realized that the interviewees didn't know him and Wujo Wu at all. Really, asking strangers to buy insurance is really inappropriate.
"Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Xia Youjie, the manager of KFC, and he is the king of this country, Gojo Satoru, and the interviewer Al, you should already know him."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Self-introduction actually use "KFC store manager" and "king"?Even if you don't use "Curse Spirit Exercise" and "Six Eyes", at least you should use "Pan Xing Sect Patriarch" and "Pan Xing Sect God Son"?
Gojo Satoru didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, he raised his chin in the direction of Sato Naoka: "Hey, suture, watch out, this is the number one murderer Al who will kill you in a while, and the number two murderer Komaeda Nagi Dou, the third murderer, Zuimu, or the fourth murderer, Yamamoto Tai—"
"It's Yamazaki Tai! Mr. King!"
Naoka Sato was about to complain that you even figured out the murderer, so Al raised his hand to stop.
"Wait, Wu-chan. The plan has changed temporarily."
Gojo Satoru was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly, "Ah? What's the change?"
Al mysteriously took out a crumpled A4 paper from his pocket, and explained: "I just went to the new insurance company to inquire about the insurance package, and found that the most cost-effective insurance package is spousal insurance."
"Spouse insurance?"
A group of people without spouses looked at each other in blank dismay.
Al further explained: "That's it. When the beneficiary of the insurance is a registered married wife or husband, the maximum compensation we can get is 5000 million."
Xia Youjie was stunned, and immediately lifted his spirits. He turned to Sato Naohua and said, "Then get married quickly!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Sure enough, sure enough, the most capable person here is this weird interviewer!
"That's why I thought so." Al said seriously the plan he came up with as soon as he slapped his head: "Mr. Sato will marry Miss Sinki, and when buying insurance, fill in Ms. Sinki as the beneficiary of the insurance, Then think of a way to die unexpectedly. After Mr. Sato’s accidental death, since the team’s funds are allocated by the captain, the money will eventually flow into my account and wait for redistribution.”
After waiting for reallocation?
Of course, I swallowed it all by myself and transferred it all to Jiejiang to buy Gundam!
Sinki Mikan immediately showed a flustered expression. She was about to frantically reject the marriage request when Al clapped his hands and continued:
"By the way, I want to say a tip here. If everyone dies accidentally in their work unit, teammates can also get a sum of compensation. For example, the previous trash king died on the construction site, so as the captain, I can Receive an extra compensation."
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and analyzed carefully: "That is to say, the place of accidental death must be the workplace in order to maximize the benefits."
Al nods.
"That's right. The work unit of the "average worker" is a construction site. "Gentle and caring nurse" Ms. Sinki works in a hospital or a family with patients. "Ordinary passers-by"... Uh, skip it. "A female college student looking for a part-time job"... Uh, skip that too. "
By the way, the "gentle and considerate nurse" has successfully evolved into the "human-faced nurse", but the nurse herself doesn't care about the change of title.
"Ordinary passerby" Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Mr. interviewer, sure enough, you also think that the profession of "ordinary passer-by" is outrageous!You obviously think this profession is outrageous!This profession is super super super outrageous!
Nagito Komaeda joined the topic with a humble and sincere attitude: "Leaving aside Mr. Yamamoto, Mr. Sato should work at this KFC store, right?"
Regardless. Yamazaki Tai: "...I am Yamazaki Tai, not Yamamoto Tai! Are you listening to me?"
Al calmly skipped Yamazaki Tui's complaints, wondering why: "However, if Nao Hua Jiang died accidentally here, the [-] million compensation will be deducted from the total assets of the KFC boss, that is, from Jie Jiang. .”
Xia Youjie resolutely refused, "This is absolutely impossible."
His Gundam is still waiting for him in the mall, what he has to do now is to race against time to earn money, and try to get the Gundam out of the cold mall before it goes offline.
Sinki Mikan pointed at her fingers, and said timidly, "Well, since Mr. Sato is a "female college student looking for a part-time job", does university count as a workplace?We can go to college and fake accidental deaths. "
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "Hey! Don't tarnish the sacred university!!!"
Al clapped his hands cheerfully, "Okay! Let's do it like this! Miss Sinmu, you are so smart!"
"Hey!!"
So, a group of them rushed to the Civil Affairs Bureau excitedly.
Sato Naoka: "..."
Almost forgot, the plan of this group of idiots is to get married first, then buy insurance, and then go to the university campus to cause accidental death.
"Wait, wait!" Mikan refused: "I can't marry Mr. Sato! I have someone I love, she is the most perfect and gentle person in this world, and I will never, never betray her !"
Yamazaki Tai keenly grasped the point: "Huh? Her?"
The others ignored this slot together, and everyone looked at each other. The interviewer Al tried to convince Satsuki Mikan: "But Mikan sauce, this is just a game. Getting married in the game is not really getting married."
"Games are not allowed either." Sinwood Mikan timidly but firmly refused: "This is my loyalty to my lover!"
Komaeda Nagito said shamelessly: "I don't even know that my old classmate has a lover. As expected, I am a selfish waste who doesn't care about my classmates at all... Sinki-san, do you mind telling me what your lover is?" Who is it? I want to give you my most sincere blessings!"
Satsuma Satsuma is like waking up from a dream.
"Hey! Ah! No, nothing... She, she, she, she, she doesn't want me to make our relationship public."
Komaeda Nagito narrowed his eyes, showing an inexplicable smile.
"Well, that's right."
"Yes, it is."
Xia Youjie sighed: "Since Miss Sinmu is unwilling, there is nothing I can do."
With a painful expression on his face, he grabbed Tei Yamazaki's shoulder: "Yamada-kun, you haven't settled your [-] million yet, have you?"
Tsui Yamazaki was taken aback: "Yes, yes, this KFC manager, I will be very happy if you can let me go back to make money! Also, my name is Tei Yamazaki."
Xia Youjie asked, "Excuse me, can you marry Mr. Sato?"
Yamazaki retreated: "Huh???"
Sato Naoka: "..."
The others were also startled, and they all looked at Xia Youjie with the gaze of "this person is so crazy", Al covered his chest, and whispered to Gojo Wujo with a sad face: "Wu-chan, what are men doing for Gundam?" Everything can be done.”
Gojo Satoru nodded, and sadly said: "Al, he is no longer the Jay we knew. The Jay he is now is a vampire who is willing to force strangers to marry in order to drive a Gundam."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Isn't it all instigated by the two of you? ? ?
He was about to choke back, but Yamazaki Tei refused with a look of panic on his face: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's really weird to marry someone casually even in the game, not to mention that everyone will be colleagues in the future. See you with your head down, how embarrassing it will be in the future."
Xia Youjie said disappointedly: "Do you really disagree? Mr. Yamamoto."
"Yes, manager of Xia You Oil Store, I think it's better for people to do things down-to-earth. Compared with such crooked ways of killing people and defrauding insurance, I want to be down-to-earth, use my labor to earn [-] million, and be honored in an upright manner. Panxingjiao admitted. This is me, Yamazaki Tei, my choice and pride as a housekeeper!"
"..."
Everyone looked at Yamazaki in surprise, as if they were shocked by his words.
After a while, Al and Gojo Satoru started to applaud him, Sato Naoka also joined the applause with a smile, Sinki Mikan looked left and right, and also started to applaud Yamazaki Tai, Komaeda Nagito burst into tears Yan Yu said: "Ahhh - what, what a passionate speech, what a clean and clear soul. This is - the shape of hope!"
Amid the sparse applause from his companions, Xia Youjie lowered his face and asked Yamazaki Tui: "Even if you didn't earn [-] million yuan in the end, and you weren't accepted by the Panxing Sect, would you still be willing?"
"...Yes." Yamazaki said firmly: "I am willing to bear all the consequences for my decision."
Sato Naoka smiled helplessly, knowing that Yamazaki Tai had passed the test.
Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie were guys who abandoned their bright future and resolutely defected to the high school for an astral body that was not related to them. To them, the [-] million in the game was of course meaningless. What is to be tested is actually the ability and character of the interviewer.
That's okay, let's let this inexplicable farce end sooner. Compared with murder and defrauding insurance, it is more important to fully demonstrate one's calm mind and steady personality by hacking other people's money.
Xia Youjie finally let go of Yamazaki Tai's shoulders.
Sato Naohua smiled slightly, and was about to turn around to find the new bully when Xia Youjie grabbed his arm.
"I marry you."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Sato Naoka: "???"
The secretive animal man showed a suspicious expression.
"...Huh? What did you say?"
"I said, I'll marry you."
Xia Youjie took a deep breath and said with a ferocious expression: "I will be responsible for you, so marry me quickly! My Gundam, it is crying in the mall, did you hear its cry?!"
Naoka Sato couldn't help showing a suspicious expression of life.
Why is this Xia Youjie's personality different from the one in the information?
Xia Youjie couldn't bear it and confided: "Days and nights when I was in debt of 1 million, I missed it for a moment! But what can I do? I have no way to get it out, and I can only go to "Owee[-]" Recall it over and over again in the archive! Please, I really want to pick it up!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Grandma, you are sick.
Under Xia Youjie's earnest gaze, Sato Naohua could only nod reluctantly, what can I do if I don't nod?Can you still confront your future boss?Should he still lurk in the Pan Xing Sect and wait for the opportunity?
At this moment, Al raised an objection with unusual vehemence.
"Can't!!!"
The blond boy showed a very vivid expression for the first time, and he stopped in a rage: "Jie Jiang! Dad forbids you to fall in love early, let alone marry early! Marriage is the grave of life, and the misfortune of a person's life begins with marriage. Dad doesn’t allow you to be unlucky, Dad doesn’t agree with this marriage!!!”
Xia Youjie: "..."
What about the "marriage in the game is not real marriage" that you said yourself? ? ?
Sato Naoka: "..."
Um?What?dad?
I saw Al rushing over like a whirlwind, grabbed Sato Naohua's collar, with a ferocious attitude of a wicked mother-in-law: "Hey, I don't care where you are, a wild man, break up with my son immediately, as long as you are with him If you break up, I will give you a hundred million!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
"Aren't you going to break up? Isn't [-] million not enough? Then I'll give you [-] billion! Can [-] billion be okay!?"
Xia Youjie was startled. He stepped forward, pulled Al away, dragged Heroic Ling behind Gojo Wu, and said in a low voice, "Al, what are you doing? Why don't you just give me the money? You give me ten [-] million, I will break up with that guy immediately, give me [-] billion directly!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
He heard it.
Gojo Satoru, who was used as a cover, rolled his eyes: "Are you stupid? All the money of the three of us is with you now. Of course, the one billion breakup fee is from you, to you? Isn't that from your own money?" Withdraw money from the account to yourself?"
It's like taking off your pants and farting. It's superfluous, and a bunch of taxes have been deducted for nothing.
"..." Xia Youjie, a liberal arts student, was stunned for a few seconds, his mind full of Gundam couldn't figure out these irrelevant things for a while, but he still refused decisively: "No, no one wants to take ten from me. Billion! Al, I will not break up with Mr. Sato, absolutely not! Until we buy back Gundam!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Laugh to death.
In just a few sentences, the situation has changed from "Xia Youjie proposed to Sato Naohua in order to deceive the insurance" to "Xia Youjie and Sato Naohua will never be separated".
Is this group of people talking about cross talk geniuses?
Seeing that Xia Youjie was completely unmoved, the blond boy gave up persuading Xia Youjie and Sato Naohua, and rushed out to grab Yamazaki Tei's collar instead: "Mr. Yamai Tai! Please marry Mr. Sato immediately , I will never call you by the wrong name again!"
"..." Yamazaki Tui broke down and said, "You are calling my name wrong now, and, is my name becoming more and more outrageous? Is it so difficult to remember the three characters Yamazaki Tui? Huh? ah?!"
Yamamoto Toi Yamada Toi Yamai Toi, even he himself can hardly remember his original name!
Al put his face on Yamazaki's back, and said darkly: "As long as you can let Jie-chan break up with that wild man, I will give you everything you want!"
Yamazaki Tei almost cried.
"What kind of domineering CEO speech are you talking about?! What I want is dreams and respect! My dream is to earn [-] million in an upright manner, and the respect I want is that you can call me by my name! Dreams and respect, you alone You didn't even give it to me!"
Al snorted.
He immediately changed his words obediently: "Mr. Yamazaki Tai."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Ah.
Respect comes so suddenly, so reluctantly, so plainly, it doesn't matter if you don't want this kind of respect.
Yamazaki backed off with a laugh, his eyes lost their brilliance.
"It's too late. It doesn't matter what my name is. By the way, don't you know that my surname is Yamazaki?! Is it intentional? It was all intentional before, right? It's interesting to use other people's names to make fun ?!"
Al completely ignored his complaints. He lowered his voice and said in a strange manner: "Mr. Yamazaki Tui, as long as you can get things done, I'll give you the position of the Patriarch's deputy. I know that you all want to join the Panxing Cult. And they all want to become core members of the Panxing Sect, I don't care what your goals are, but I'll tell you frankly—if you're just a housekeeper, you'll never have access to important educational affairs in your lifetime."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
He twitched his mouth and looked at Al in disbelief. Al said lightly, "The two bosses of the Panxing Sect are both my sons, so I can make a decision on this little matter."
Anyway, Jie-chan just wants a driver who can make excel forms, anyway, Kuroi Misato just wants a helper who can clean the glass, so you can change people at will, right?
And the Panxing Cult—laughing dead, what important educational affairs can the Panxing Cult have.
Yamazaki retreated and said, "Okay, okay."
In order to repay the kindness of the headmaster of Leyan Temple, he used improper means to win a test... It should be okay, right?
"Okay!" Al happily held the hands of Yamazaki Tai and Sato Naoka, and said sincerely: "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, and your love is stronger than gold, and you will never be separated!"
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
why are you so happyWhat about "Daddy won't allow you to be unlucky"?It's not your son who got married, so it's totally okay if you have misfortune, right?
Sato Naoka: "..."
Tired, whatever.
Speaking of which, he is about to face an accidental death. Is it true that "human misfortune begins with marriage"?
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