COSER, summoned by the strongest
Chapter 79 139140 2 Chapters in 1
Sato Naoka and Yamazaki, who were physically and mentally exhausted, went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the marriage procedures.
Soon, their character profiles showed "married", and their spouses listed each other's names.
Nawaka Sato Spouse: Tai Yamamoto
Retired spouse of Yamamoto: Nawaka Sato
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
There is no way, as soon as he logs into this broken game, he becomes "Tei Yamamoto", and there is no way if the name printed on the marriage certificate is wrong.
Sato Naoka received the marriage certificate issued to her by the NPC, without even looking at it, she calmly put the marriage certificate into the game backpack.
He glanced at the time: "Let's go, we will buy insurance next."
Hearing his voice, Yamazaki shivered, his face flushed, and he replied loudly: "Yes, yes!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Aware of Yamazaki's cautious attitude, Naoka Sato was suspiciously silent for a while, and comforted in a warm voice: "Don't worry, Yamada-kun, this is just a marriage in the game, just treat me as a classmate who is doing group work together in class gone."
Yamazaki said in embarrassment: "Okay, okay, I understand. But I am Yamazaki, not 'Yamada'. You should at least record it as 'Yamamoto' on the marriage certificate, right?"
Naoka Sato patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go."
Yamazaki, who was patted on the shoulder, bowed his head and let out a small oh.
——It doesn’t look like you really understand at all.
It's just a game, is it necessary to be so serious?
Sato Naoka, who had a lot of experience in life, shook her head slightly, and left the Civil Affairs Bureau with the embarrassing Yamazaki, and went straight to the insurance company on the island to buy the spouse insurance designated by Al.
The only two insurance companies on Panxing Island were originally competitors, but one of them was abruptly bankrupted by Komaeda Nagito, and the surviving insurance company was ecstatic. They launched various affordable insurance packages one after another, attracting residents on the island to buy insurance, completely unaware that a new crisis is approaching.
Sato Naoka and Yamazaki Tui bought the insurance, took a taxi by themselves, and took a taxi to the only university on Panxing Island.
Sato Naoka's job in the game is "female college student looking for part-time jobs", and Panxing University is the only university on Panxing Island. He graduated from here of course, so the job site when he died unexpectedly should also be the university campus .
The trio of devils have long been waiting on the university campus, eager to try to get Naoka Sato's insurance money, while Satsuki Mikan is waiting there restlessly, she seems to be born with this kind of character that feels uneasy about everything.
After getting out of the taxi, the awkward atmosphere between Nawaka Sato and Tei Yamazaki eased a little bit, and Tei Yamazaki couldn't help but feel relieved when he saw the devil trio.
Now he would rather be tortured by three devils than breathe the same air as his fake marriage partner!
So nervous, too awkward, too shy!
Sato Naoka, who can't empathize with Yamazaki Tai at all: "..."
Are today's young people so innocent?
Not to mention the fake marriage in the game, even if it is a real marriage in reality, there will be no disturbance in his heart.
Before he knew it, he had become such a guy.
Yamazaki asked suspiciously: "Eh? Where is Mr. Komaeda? Didn't Mr. Komaeda come with you?"
Gojo Satoru, who was the most normal so far, yawned and answered his question: "Is that guy? He picked up money at the entrance of the teaching building and said he wanted to buy some lottery tickets at the store opposite the school."
"Is that so..."
I heard that that person is a bad luck person who sprains and dies at every turn. It shouldn't matter to let him cross the road alone, right?
Xia Youjie asked expectantly, "Are you all ready?"
Yamazaki nodded: "Yes. The marriage certificate has been issued, and the package has also bought the spouse package that Mr. Al mentioned, so now... um, are we going to start cheating insurance now?"
He really couldn't say "Do you want to commit suicide now?" After all, Sato Naoka, who was about to die soon, was his nominal spouse.
Naoka Sato next to him nodded very calmly: "It's not too late, let's do it now, but just leave this matter to me alone."
Al asked curiously: "What do you want to do? Nauhua sauce."
"As long as you die on this university campus, it's fine, right?"
Sato Naoka looked up and scanned the various buildings in the school, and she fell in love with one of the teaching buildings, "It's the tallest there, so I'll jump from there."
Oh wow.
Everyone extended their thumbs up one after another, expressing their appreciation for his courage.
Wujo Wudao: "You're pretty good, Suture."
Aldau: "We will mourn you, Nao Hua Jiang."
Xia Youjie said, "Mr. Sato, your sacrifice must be meaningful."
Sinki Mikan said: "Mr. Sato, come on, come on!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Of course it is meaningful. This jump directly earns [-] million yuan, and you can exchange for a Gundam with a few more jumps. Of course it is very meaningful. KFC Gundam in.
The red and white Gundam looks ordinary, and there is a familiar old man drawn in the middle of the chest, and "KFC Owee Branch" is written on it, which is so earthy.
I can't understand why Xia Youjie likes such weird things. He opened a KFC store in the game. Could it be because he likes this weird Gundam?
It's numb, it's better to earn enough money quickly and quit this damn game as soon as possible.
Accompanied by Yamazaki Tai, he walked into the teaching building, climbed up to the roof in one breath, stood on the railing of the roof and looked down, the figures of the Devil Trio and Sinki Mikan became very small, and they could only be vaguely seen Looking up at his movements.
"..."
Not to mention, Bentendo's "Owee2" game is quite realistic.In the past two years, the technology of the game industry has begun to advance by leaps and bounds, and technology in other fields has also begun to advance rapidly. Everyone said that the emergence of real holographic online games is not far away.
Although I can't understand the charm of the game, I have to admit that the game does have its merits. At least one or two super magicians are really crazy about the game.
Sato Naoka stood outside the railing, hearing the whistling wind and Yamazaki's solemn voice: "Mr. Sato."
"……Um?"
Probably at the very end, Yamazaki Tai summoned up his courage and said to him: "Although we were only a couple in the game for 15 minutes, I was really happy during this time."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Are you serious?I can only feel that you are very embarrassed throughout the whole process, and there is no sign of happiness at all.
Standing on the edge of the roof, looking at Nauma Sato who was about to fall, Yamazaki Tei felt really sad.
"I finally, finally have the courage to speak to you like this. Although our fate is really, really short..."
As he spoke, Yamazaki Tei choked up.
Sato Naoka: "..."
You wake up!Here is the interview site!We will work in the same company in the future, you will be very embarrassed if you quit the game soon!
"But, but, thank you for being willing to marry someone like me, thank you for choosing someone like me who is ordinary, has no sense of existence, and doesn't even deserve to be remembered by everyone. I think... I was born in this world Come on, just to meet you."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Stop it, don't say any more!If you go on, there will be a big problem!
"Mr. Sato, I, Tai Yamazaki, will never forget the time we spent together!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
What a time spent together!Did you take a taxi together to go to the insurance company, and then take a taxi together to go to college? !
Yamazaki Tei already had tears all over his face: "So - please, rest in peace!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Nauma Sato smiled wearily.
Tired, destroy it.
He jumped down from the rooftop, and died with a snap.
"Mr. Sa-to-san--!!!"
……
The blood bar was emptied at once, Naoka Sato chose to return to the birth point without hesitation, his eyes were dark, and after a few seconds, a bouncing monkey appeared.
The monkey broke the bananas and walked through the progress bar leisurely, and Sato Nawaka's vision brightened again.
Al, Gojo Wu, and Xia Youjie slapped him in the face, and told him regretfully: "Naohuajiang, I have some unfortunate news for you, I failed to claim the insurance money."
……what?
Gojo Satoru said with a serious expression: "Santui did not receive insurance money, and captain Al did not receive compensation. Not only did we not make any money on this trip, but we also paid for the insurance."
Outside the field of vision, a familiar voice excitedly said: "Hey! Is the mountain ○ retreating already? Is it already the mountain ○ retreating? Because I can't remember the second word, so it directly becomes the mountain ○ retreating?!"
Sato Naoka automatically ignored Yamatui's voice, and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
Shan Tui didn't dare to say: "Has the narrator become Shan ○ Tui already? Have you even forgotten my name in the narration?! As promised, you will be respected if you get married? This is no longer trampling on dignity. To such an extent, my dignity has been directly mosaic!"
Al also turned a deaf ear. He explained to Naoka Sato: "Because Naoka committed suicide, the insurance company refused to pay."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Speaking of which, even though Nagito Komaeda deliberately deceived insurance, he never committed suicide once, and his death was all pure "accidents".
It seems that the act of "suicide" is not eligible for insurance benefits.
Xia Youjie sighed: "Besides, Mr. Sato, we checked and found that according to the random profile, you are not a student of Panxing University, you are from another country, and you are studying in another country, so Panxing Star University is not your school, let alone your workplace."
Sato Naoka: "..."
I'm not from this country, and I didn't go to university in this country, so why should I look for a part-time job in this country? !
Al concluded: "The bottom line is that we don't need to go out of our way to commit suicide in college, but to get insurance we have to die unknowingly, naturally."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Is it reasonable that a group of people who want to kill and cheat insurance are still pursuing natural killing?
"Anyway, Nao Hua Jiang." Xia Youjie urged, "Hurry up and think of a way to die accidentally."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Don't you really listen to what you're saying?
Gojo Satoru urged: "Hurry up, Naohuajiang, it's been eight hours, and although the rule is to earn 24 million within [-] hours, if the time in the game is synchronized with reality, we will be offline for dinner soon. "
Kuroi Misato and Yagi Riku worked very hard to cook meals for more than a dozen people. They couldn't refuse to eat just because of trivial things like playing games.
When he woke up, he found that the whole world was calling him "Naohuajiang" Naohuajiang sighed, "So, who can explain to me what a natural accidental death is?"
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and considered for a moment, then replied, "That's it... You don't want to die subjectively, but you still die in the end."
"..."
Al agreed: "Yes, just like the idle and good-for-nothing gentleman, he just wanted to work, but accidentally sprained his foot and died. Or he just wanted to quarrel with others, but was accidentally beaten to death. Or, he I was just looking for treasures at the construction site, but accidentally left my right foot and passed away on the spot.”
Sato Naoka, who didn't know these things at all: "..."
Is this "carelessness" really the "carelessness" that human beings can do?
The one named Nagito Komaeda is obviously not ordinary bad luck!To be able to do this, he himself is already a curse itself!
Xia Youjie held Sato Naohua's shoulder and shook it vigorously, "Anyway, please, Naohuajiang, my Gundam——my Gundam is left to you!"
Sato Naoka sighed, "I see."
Isn't it an accidental death?With so many dangerous places in the game, he didn't believe that "accidental death" was really that difficult.
Sato Naohua, who got up from the birth point, went straight to the busiest street in Panxing Island, ignoring the traffic lights and rushing into the sidewalk, and was hit and killed by a van once, and everyone was knocked into the air by 20 meters. He deliberately ran a red light, and the insurance company still refused to refund the insurance money to his family members.
No way, after Sato Naoka was resurrected again, she went to the grove outside the city, rushed straight into the red pile, and was stoned to death by a group of goblins, but the insurance company still refused to pay the insurance money.
——The player is killed by mobs, can that be called accidental death?
Naohua, who was resurrected again, really had no choice. He went to the construction site where Komaeda Nagito died repeatedly before, and found that all the crime scenes had erected no-entry signs. block.
"..."
These construction buildings were all destroyed by Nagito Komaeda.
He had no choice but to give up imitating Komaeda Nagito's way of death, and turned to treasure hunting around the construction site.
Um?Why not find other workers to fight?
Hehe, the workers here were all sent to prison by Komaeda Nagito for murder, so there is no one who can fight him.
However, Naoka Sato wandered around the construction site for half an hour. Apart from sand and stones, or bricks and pieces of glass, the construction site could not even find a treasure.
The trio of devils who are watching Sato Naohua through the water mirror are amazed.
Al sighed: "Sure enough, people need comparison."
"Yeah." Gojo Gojo continued: "I didn't think that Komaeda Nagito was so powerful at first, but now compared with Uncle Suture, that guy is simply a genius for deceiving insurance. His serial death is simply too exciting gone."
Xia Youjie said regretfully, "It's a pity that the genius who cheated the insurance was blocked by the insurance company. We can only find someone else to cheat the insurance."
Mikan who stared at the water mirror was taken aback: "Mr. Interviewer, Mr. Sato has entered the steel factory!"
In the water mirror, Sato Naoka actually entered the steelmaking plant, and then began to walk beside the steelmaking furnace as if nothing had happened. After 10 minutes of walking pretendingly, his body tilted and fell directly into the steelmaking furnace and turned into steam.
Sinki Mikan covered her mouth and almost screamed, Shan Tui was also shocked.The temperature of the molten steel in the steelmaking furnace was too high, Naoka Sato had no chance to fall, and before she fell, she was instantly wiped out due to the terrible high temperature.
Al: "..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
This Naoka Sato is definitely a ruthless person!Even if they are playing games, who would have the courage to jump into such a realistic steel-making furnace?Unless it is the five enlightenment of the owner of no lower limit, he can overcome the instinctive fear in his heart by relying on his confidence in the technique.
Xia Youjie said with emotion: "Pan Xing Cult really recruited a lot of talents this time."
What an amazing guy Komaeda Nagito is, needless to say.
Sato Naoka has a stable personality, but at the same time, she is ruthless enough to attack herself, and she is also a talent.
The hands of the Sinmu Satsuma dissecting person are very steady, which shows that the technique is passable, and they are considered overqualified in the infirmary of their Panxing Sect.
And Shan Tui... Well, with perfect character, what they lack the most in Pan Xing Sect is a guy with perfect character!
But even so, Xia Youjie still regretted: "It's a pity that I couldn't help me earn the remaining billion."
Gojo Goto complained about him: "You're getting more and more like a capitalist, Jie."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Not all of them were teased by you!
Al said with a blank expression: "Ah, Naohuajiang failed again. Jumping into the steelmaking furnace by himself is considered suicide, and the insurance company does not recognize his death from sprained feet. It is impossible to continue like this, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, we have to think otherwise a way."
Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie asked, "What can you do?"
Al folded his hands on his chest, and after contemplating for a while, he clenched his fist and slapped his palm hard, and said vigorously, "If there is no accident, then create an accident!"
Sato Naoka, who got up from the birth point again, also unknowingly got caught up with "accidental death". He couldn't believe it. He couldn't even do the insurance fraud task in a game?
"Nauhua sauce."
Sato Naoka was taken aback for a moment, and saw Santui standing in front of him with an apologetic face.
"You've worked hard."
"...Why are you here?"
"You have died too many times, everyone asked me to accompany you."
Sato Naoka: "..."
No need, really no need.
Shan Tui said sadly: "I, I have received a total of five widower notices, and I feel very sad."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Yes, the marriage partner dies and dies again, and the insurance can't get a penny, and sit-ups have been invalid, can't it be uncomfortable?
As for the notice of the system, here I suggest you go directly to TD, kiss.
They walked out of the birth point side by side in silence, Shan Tui comforted him: "Don't worry, Mr. Interviewer, they are already helping you find a way."
Nawaka Sato, who always felt more uneasy, sighed.
"It's better not to place your hopes on them. I plan to go to the mountain to have a look. I heard that there is an evil dragon there. I hope I can stumble and fall to my death on the way to find the evil dragon."
When they walked to the sidewalk, the green light happened to be on the opposite side. The two were about to follow people across the road when they saw a suspicious guy among the vehicles waiting for the red light.
——The blond-haired and blue-eyed boy was riding the old elder, and was waiting for the red light beside the sidewalk with a fierce look on his face.
Sato Naoka: "..."
Oops, why did his heart beat so fast and his eyelids twitch?
Shan Tui wondered: "Mr. interviewer, why are you here? Are you still riding an 'Elder'?Eh?Wait, is "elder" a vehicle?Did you actually have to wait for the traffic lights? "
Naoka Sato narrowed her eyes and said in a low voice, "Mr. Yama○, let's go!"
They quickly mixed into the flow of people crossing the road, and only halfway through in a hurry, Al, who was riding the "Rich Man's Elder" mount, suddenly got into trouble, driving his "Rich Man's Elder", towards Sato Nawaka and Shan ○ retreated and rushed over.
In the blink of an eye, Shan Tui understood everything, and he screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He wants to kill you, Naohuajiang! He wants to be the vehicle that caused the accident and hit you with the "elder" You accidentally died! "
Before Naoka Sato could dodge, he was kicked out by the "Rich Man's Elder" who was approaching quickly, and hit the middle of the road with a bang, and was almost killed by other passing cars. With years of fighting instinct, he Rolling on the spot, he directly avoided the car that hit him.
call.
so close.
Um?Wait, at this time, it should be a matter of course to be killed, right?
Naoka Sato woke up suddenly.
Al took out the walkie-talkie with a gloomy face: "No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] failed to assassinate, it's time for you to appear."
"okay."
Nauma Sato and Naoka Yamatui looked at each other for a while, but before they could make any further moves, Satoru Gojo drove a large truck from diagonally opposite, and rushed towards Naoka Sato staggeringly.
"..."
Shan Tui suddenly yelled, "Naohuajiang! Run!"
Sato Naoka hesitated and said, "Huh? But..."
Shan Tui shouted: "You should run away now! Otherwise, even if you die, the insurance company will still judge that you deliberately courted death!!!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Makes sense.
With only two-thirds of his health left, Naoka Sato scrambled and scrambled to escape the impact range of the big truck. His running figure was very agile, and his judgment was very correct. He didn't just run around.
Gojo Satoru violently knocked several cars into the air, causing innocent NPCs to scream. Finally, a large truck slammed into the window of an unlucky shop, and the driver, Gojo Satoru, was arrested by the traffic police on the spot.
The "idle king" who was driving without a license and driving irregularly was arrested by the traffic police and sent to the detention center.
Shan Tui: "..."
Shan Tui: "Hey! Will the king still be arrested and sent to the detention center? Then what's the point of being a king?! Isn't this completely without privileges?! No, speaking of it, a king like you who drives his car into the air is Should go to hell!!!”
Gojo Satoru, who had no intention of introspection, took out the walkie-talkie in the police car.
"No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] failed to assassinate, it's your turn to play."
"receive."
Xia Youjie stuffed the walkie-talkie into his backpack, took out a remote control, and when Sato Naohua passed by, he pressed the switch, blowing up the entire office building, burying Sato Naohua alive in it, and getting compensation!
Sinmu Mikan at the side said nervously: "Come on, manager, he's here!"
Xia Youjie pressed the switch impatiently.
boom!boom!boom!boom!boom! ——
The explosives hidden in various parts of the office building exploded one after another, and the tall office building collapsed with a terrifying rumbling sound. Now...he must have died involuntarily! ! !
Unexpectedly, after the explosion, Naoka Sato crawled out of the smoke and dust with only traces of blood left.
Human life is actually so tenacious! ! !
Xia Youjie said in disbelief, "You...how are you still alive?!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Yeah, I'm so tired, why am I still alive?
You can't intentionally seek death, you can't deliberately wait for death, you can only do your best to live and face involuntary death-how is this task so difficult?
He has lived with all his might for 1000 years, and he has never been so tired as he is now, and he has never been so eager to die.
Sato Naohua turned her head back and gave Xia Youjie a weary smile: "If I can die in the explosion just now, it should be a relief for me, right?"
"..."
Xia Youjie stared at Sato Naohua's back with wide eyes, and stood there for a long time in a daze.
This Sato Naoka also seems to be a guy with a story.
At this moment, the system suddenly issued a notification sound.
"Ding dong. Hello, your friend Komaeda Nagito has transferred one billion to you. Do you want to listen to the transfer message?"
Xia Youjie: "...?"
He opened the message with a confused face.
"Komaeda Nagito: Manager, I don't know if you have saved enough money. I won a billion lottery ticket. I just got into a series of car crashes at intersections. Now I have broken two legs and won a lottery. I got a brain tumor buff, and I’m going to have an operation soon, so I’ll transfer the money to you first. Please use the one billion yuan on the most meaningful things.”
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie silently covered his chest.
Damn, what's going on?What happened to this sudden heartbeat?He was captured by Komaeda Nagi!The last guy who made him so excited was Al's "Lancelot"!
Five minutes later, a red and white Gundam rushed into the sky, with a familiar old man drawn on the Gundam's chest.
Gundam, Al said: "Jie Jiang, congratulations, you finally got your wish."
Xia Youjie sighed.
"This is a Gundam in exchange for everyone's life and prison. I am ashamed. I... must do something meaningful to repay everyone who worked hard for me."
Al clapped his hands.
"Jie-chan, let's fulfill Mr. Sato's long-cherished wish, this is the most meaningful thing."
"……Um!"
Giving Sato Naoka that he wanted an unnatural death was what Komaeda Nagito told him to use one billion on the most meaningful things!
Sato Naoka, who was bloody, ran, but was shrouded in a huge shadow. He raised his head, and saw the earth-shattering Gundam flying above his head.
Sato Naohua's pupils shrank, "This is... bought?"
He was immediately ecstatic, this way, he finally didn't have to continue to do this suicide mission anymore!He is free!
Just when Sato Naohua was thinking this way, he heard the voices of Al and Xia Youjie from above his head.
"Mr. Sa-to-san! You--hard--hard--!"
The old man's eyes lit up, and two beams of powerful light cannons were fired from the old man's eyes, directly razing everything under his feet to the ground!
"!!!"
Sato Naoka's blood bar was also emptied in this devastating blow.
……
Sato Naoka took off the blindfold and earphones with empty eyes, and the place in front of her was the entertainment room, the interview place of Panxingjiao.
The interviewer Al said sincerely: "Congratulations, Naohuajiang, you have finally successfully received the insurance money, and you and Shantui have finally completed the task!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
So, what is the point of giving him the last blow when he has already bought Gundam?Just to get him through the interview?
Soon, their character profiles showed "married", and their spouses listed each other's names.
Nawaka Sato Spouse: Tai Yamamoto
Retired spouse of Yamamoto: Nawaka Sato
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
There is no way, as soon as he logs into this broken game, he becomes "Tei Yamamoto", and there is no way if the name printed on the marriage certificate is wrong.
Sato Naoka received the marriage certificate issued to her by the NPC, without even looking at it, she calmly put the marriage certificate into the game backpack.
He glanced at the time: "Let's go, we will buy insurance next."
Hearing his voice, Yamazaki shivered, his face flushed, and he replied loudly: "Yes, yes!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Aware of Yamazaki's cautious attitude, Naoka Sato was suspiciously silent for a while, and comforted in a warm voice: "Don't worry, Yamada-kun, this is just a marriage in the game, just treat me as a classmate who is doing group work together in class gone."
Yamazaki said in embarrassment: "Okay, okay, I understand. But I am Yamazaki, not 'Yamada'. You should at least record it as 'Yamamoto' on the marriage certificate, right?"
Naoka Sato patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go."
Yamazaki, who was patted on the shoulder, bowed his head and let out a small oh.
——It doesn’t look like you really understand at all.
It's just a game, is it necessary to be so serious?
Sato Naoka, who had a lot of experience in life, shook her head slightly, and left the Civil Affairs Bureau with the embarrassing Yamazaki, and went straight to the insurance company on the island to buy the spouse insurance designated by Al.
The only two insurance companies on Panxing Island were originally competitors, but one of them was abruptly bankrupted by Komaeda Nagito, and the surviving insurance company was ecstatic. They launched various affordable insurance packages one after another, attracting residents on the island to buy insurance, completely unaware that a new crisis is approaching.
Sato Naoka and Yamazaki Tui bought the insurance, took a taxi by themselves, and took a taxi to the only university on Panxing Island.
Sato Naoka's job in the game is "female college student looking for part-time jobs", and Panxing University is the only university on Panxing Island. He graduated from here of course, so the job site when he died unexpectedly should also be the university campus .
The trio of devils have long been waiting on the university campus, eager to try to get Naoka Sato's insurance money, while Satsuki Mikan is waiting there restlessly, she seems to be born with this kind of character that feels uneasy about everything.
After getting out of the taxi, the awkward atmosphere between Nawaka Sato and Tei Yamazaki eased a little bit, and Tei Yamazaki couldn't help but feel relieved when he saw the devil trio.
Now he would rather be tortured by three devils than breathe the same air as his fake marriage partner!
So nervous, too awkward, too shy!
Sato Naoka, who can't empathize with Yamazaki Tai at all: "..."
Are today's young people so innocent?
Not to mention the fake marriage in the game, even if it is a real marriage in reality, there will be no disturbance in his heart.
Before he knew it, he had become such a guy.
Yamazaki asked suspiciously: "Eh? Where is Mr. Komaeda? Didn't Mr. Komaeda come with you?"
Gojo Satoru, who was the most normal so far, yawned and answered his question: "Is that guy? He picked up money at the entrance of the teaching building and said he wanted to buy some lottery tickets at the store opposite the school."
"Is that so..."
I heard that that person is a bad luck person who sprains and dies at every turn. It shouldn't matter to let him cross the road alone, right?
Xia Youjie asked expectantly, "Are you all ready?"
Yamazaki nodded: "Yes. The marriage certificate has been issued, and the package has also bought the spouse package that Mr. Al mentioned, so now... um, are we going to start cheating insurance now?"
He really couldn't say "Do you want to commit suicide now?" After all, Sato Naoka, who was about to die soon, was his nominal spouse.
Naoka Sato next to him nodded very calmly: "It's not too late, let's do it now, but just leave this matter to me alone."
Al asked curiously: "What do you want to do? Nauhua sauce."
"As long as you die on this university campus, it's fine, right?"
Sato Naoka looked up and scanned the various buildings in the school, and she fell in love with one of the teaching buildings, "It's the tallest there, so I'll jump from there."
Oh wow.
Everyone extended their thumbs up one after another, expressing their appreciation for his courage.
Wujo Wudao: "You're pretty good, Suture."
Aldau: "We will mourn you, Nao Hua Jiang."
Xia Youjie said, "Mr. Sato, your sacrifice must be meaningful."
Sinki Mikan said: "Mr. Sato, come on, come on!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Of course it is meaningful. This jump directly earns [-] million yuan, and you can exchange for a Gundam with a few more jumps. Of course it is very meaningful. KFC Gundam in.
The red and white Gundam looks ordinary, and there is a familiar old man drawn in the middle of the chest, and "KFC Owee Branch" is written on it, which is so earthy.
I can't understand why Xia Youjie likes such weird things. He opened a KFC store in the game. Could it be because he likes this weird Gundam?
It's numb, it's better to earn enough money quickly and quit this damn game as soon as possible.
Accompanied by Yamazaki Tai, he walked into the teaching building, climbed up to the roof in one breath, stood on the railing of the roof and looked down, the figures of the Devil Trio and Sinki Mikan became very small, and they could only be vaguely seen Looking up at his movements.
"..."
Not to mention, Bentendo's "Owee2" game is quite realistic.In the past two years, the technology of the game industry has begun to advance by leaps and bounds, and technology in other fields has also begun to advance rapidly. Everyone said that the emergence of real holographic online games is not far away.
Although I can't understand the charm of the game, I have to admit that the game does have its merits. At least one or two super magicians are really crazy about the game.
Sato Naoka stood outside the railing, hearing the whistling wind and Yamazaki's solemn voice: "Mr. Sato."
"……Um?"
Probably at the very end, Yamazaki Tai summoned up his courage and said to him: "Although we were only a couple in the game for 15 minutes, I was really happy during this time."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Are you serious?I can only feel that you are very embarrassed throughout the whole process, and there is no sign of happiness at all.
Standing on the edge of the roof, looking at Nauma Sato who was about to fall, Yamazaki Tei felt really sad.
"I finally, finally have the courage to speak to you like this. Although our fate is really, really short..."
As he spoke, Yamazaki Tei choked up.
Sato Naoka: "..."
You wake up!Here is the interview site!We will work in the same company in the future, you will be very embarrassed if you quit the game soon!
"But, but, thank you for being willing to marry someone like me, thank you for choosing someone like me who is ordinary, has no sense of existence, and doesn't even deserve to be remembered by everyone. I think... I was born in this world Come on, just to meet you."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Stop it, don't say any more!If you go on, there will be a big problem!
"Mr. Sato, I, Tai Yamazaki, will never forget the time we spent together!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
What a time spent together!Did you take a taxi together to go to the insurance company, and then take a taxi together to go to college? !
Yamazaki Tei already had tears all over his face: "So - please, rest in peace!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Nauma Sato smiled wearily.
Tired, destroy it.
He jumped down from the rooftop, and died with a snap.
"Mr. Sa-to-san--!!!"
……
The blood bar was emptied at once, Naoka Sato chose to return to the birth point without hesitation, his eyes were dark, and after a few seconds, a bouncing monkey appeared.
The monkey broke the bananas and walked through the progress bar leisurely, and Sato Nawaka's vision brightened again.
Al, Gojo Wu, and Xia Youjie slapped him in the face, and told him regretfully: "Naohuajiang, I have some unfortunate news for you, I failed to claim the insurance money."
……what?
Gojo Satoru said with a serious expression: "Santui did not receive insurance money, and captain Al did not receive compensation. Not only did we not make any money on this trip, but we also paid for the insurance."
Outside the field of vision, a familiar voice excitedly said: "Hey! Is the mountain ○ retreating already? Is it already the mountain ○ retreating? Because I can't remember the second word, so it directly becomes the mountain ○ retreating?!"
Sato Naoka automatically ignored Yamatui's voice, and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
Shan Tui didn't dare to say: "Has the narrator become Shan ○ Tui already? Have you even forgotten my name in the narration?! As promised, you will be respected if you get married? This is no longer trampling on dignity. To such an extent, my dignity has been directly mosaic!"
Al also turned a deaf ear. He explained to Naoka Sato: "Because Naoka committed suicide, the insurance company refused to pay."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Speaking of which, even though Nagito Komaeda deliberately deceived insurance, he never committed suicide once, and his death was all pure "accidents".
It seems that the act of "suicide" is not eligible for insurance benefits.
Xia Youjie sighed: "Besides, Mr. Sato, we checked and found that according to the random profile, you are not a student of Panxing University, you are from another country, and you are studying in another country, so Panxing Star University is not your school, let alone your workplace."
Sato Naoka: "..."
I'm not from this country, and I didn't go to university in this country, so why should I look for a part-time job in this country? !
Al concluded: "The bottom line is that we don't need to go out of our way to commit suicide in college, but to get insurance we have to die unknowingly, naturally."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Is it reasonable that a group of people who want to kill and cheat insurance are still pursuing natural killing?
"Anyway, Nao Hua Jiang." Xia Youjie urged, "Hurry up and think of a way to die accidentally."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Don't you really listen to what you're saying?
Gojo Satoru urged: "Hurry up, Naohuajiang, it's been eight hours, and although the rule is to earn 24 million within [-] hours, if the time in the game is synchronized with reality, we will be offline for dinner soon. "
Kuroi Misato and Yagi Riku worked very hard to cook meals for more than a dozen people. They couldn't refuse to eat just because of trivial things like playing games.
When he woke up, he found that the whole world was calling him "Naohuajiang" Naohuajiang sighed, "So, who can explain to me what a natural accidental death is?"
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and considered for a moment, then replied, "That's it... You don't want to die subjectively, but you still die in the end."
"..."
Al agreed: "Yes, just like the idle and good-for-nothing gentleman, he just wanted to work, but accidentally sprained his foot and died. Or he just wanted to quarrel with others, but was accidentally beaten to death. Or, he I was just looking for treasures at the construction site, but accidentally left my right foot and passed away on the spot.”
Sato Naoka, who didn't know these things at all: "..."
Is this "carelessness" really the "carelessness" that human beings can do?
The one named Nagito Komaeda is obviously not ordinary bad luck!To be able to do this, he himself is already a curse itself!
Xia Youjie held Sato Naohua's shoulder and shook it vigorously, "Anyway, please, Naohuajiang, my Gundam——my Gundam is left to you!"
Sato Naoka sighed, "I see."
Isn't it an accidental death?With so many dangerous places in the game, he didn't believe that "accidental death" was really that difficult.
Sato Naohua, who got up from the birth point, went straight to the busiest street in Panxing Island, ignoring the traffic lights and rushing into the sidewalk, and was hit and killed by a van once, and everyone was knocked into the air by 20 meters. He deliberately ran a red light, and the insurance company still refused to refund the insurance money to his family members.
No way, after Sato Naoka was resurrected again, she went to the grove outside the city, rushed straight into the red pile, and was stoned to death by a group of goblins, but the insurance company still refused to pay the insurance money.
——The player is killed by mobs, can that be called accidental death?
Naohua, who was resurrected again, really had no choice. He went to the construction site where Komaeda Nagito died repeatedly before, and found that all the crime scenes had erected no-entry signs. block.
"..."
These construction buildings were all destroyed by Nagito Komaeda.
He had no choice but to give up imitating Komaeda Nagito's way of death, and turned to treasure hunting around the construction site.
Um?Why not find other workers to fight?
Hehe, the workers here were all sent to prison by Komaeda Nagito for murder, so there is no one who can fight him.
However, Naoka Sato wandered around the construction site for half an hour. Apart from sand and stones, or bricks and pieces of glass, the construction site could not even find a treasure.
The trio of devils who are watching Sato Naohua through the water mirror are amazed.
Al sighed: "Sure enough, people need comparison."
"Yeah." Gojo Gojo continued: "I didn't think that Komaeda Nagito was so powerful at first, but now compared with Uncle Suture, that guy is simply a genius for deceiving insurance. His serial death is simply too exciting gone."
Xia Youjie said regretfully, "It's a pity that the genius who cheated the insurance was blocked by the insurance company. We can only find someone else to cheat the insurance."
Mikan who stared at the water mirror was taken aback: "Mr. Interviewer, Mr. Sato has entered the steel factory!"
In the water mirror, Sato Naoka actually entered the steelmaking plant, and then began to walk beside the steelmaking furnace as if nothing had happened. After 10 minutes of walking pretendingly, his body tilted and fell directly into the steelmaking furnace and turned into steam.
Sinki Mikan covered her mouth and almost screamed, Shan Tui was also shocked.The temperature of the molten steel in the steelmaking furnace was too high, Naoka Sato had no chance to fall, and before she fell, she was instantly wiped out due to the terrible high temperature.
Al: "..."
Wutiaowu: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
This Naoka Sato is definitely a ruthless person!Even if they are playing games, who would have the courage to jump into such a realistic steel-making furnace?Unless it is the five enlightenment of the owner of no lower limit, he can overcome the instinctive fear in his heart by relying on his confidence in the technique.
Xia Youjie said with emotion: "Pan Xing Cult really recruited a lot of talents this time."
What an amazing guy Komaeda Nagito is, needless to say.
Sato Naoka has a stable personality, but at the same time, she is ruthless enough to attack herself, and she is also a talent.
The hands of the Sinmu Satsuma dissecting person are very steady, which shows that the technique is passable, and they are considered overqualified in the infirmary of their Panxing Sect.
And Shan Tui... Well, with perfect character, what they lack the most in Pan Xing Sect is a guy with perfect character!
But even so, Xia Youjie still regretted: "It's a pity that I couldn't help me earn the remaining billion."
Gojo Goto complained about him: "You're getting more and more like a capitalist, Jie."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Not all of them were teased by you!
Al said with a blank expression: "Ah, Naohuajiang failed again. Jumping into the steelmaking furnace by himself is considered suicide, and the insurance company does not recognize his death from sprained feet. It is impossible to continue like this, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, we have to think otherwise a way."
Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie asked, "What can you do?"
Al folded his hands on his chest, and after contemplating for a while, he clenched his fist and slapped his palm hard, and said vigorously, "If there is no accident, then create an accident!"
Sato Naoka, who got up from the birth point again, also unknowingly got caught up with "accidental death". He couldn't believe it. He couldn't even do the insurance fraud task in a game?
"Nauhua sauce."
Sato Naoka was taken aback for a moment, and saw Santui standing in front of him with an apologetic face.
"You've worked hard."
"...Why are you here?"
"You have died too many times, everyone asked me to accompany you."
Sato Naoka: "..."
No need, really no need.
Shan Tui said sadly: "I, I have received a total of five widower notices, and I feel very sad."
Sato Naoka: "..."
Yes, the marriage partner dies and dies again, and the insurance can't get a penny, and sit-ups have been invalid, can't it be uncomfortable?
As for the notice of the system, here I suggest you go directly to TD, kiss.
They walked out of the birth point side by side in silence, Shan Tui comforted him: "Don't worry, Mr. Interviewer, they are already helping you find a way."
Nawaka Sato, who always felt more uneasy, sighed.
"It's better not to place your hopes on them. I plan to go to the mountain to have a look. I heard that there is an evil dragon there. I hope I can stumble and fall to my death on the way to find the evil dragon."
When they walked to the sidewalk, the green light happened to be on the opposite side. The two were about to follow people across the road when they saw a suspicious guy among the vehicles waiting for the red light.
——The blond-haired and blue-eyed boy was riding the old elder, and was waiting for the red light beside the sidewalk with a fierce look on his face.
Sato Naoka: "..."
Oops, why did his heart beat so fast and his eyelids twitch?
Shan Tui wondered: "Mr. interviewer, why are you here? Are you still riding an 'Elder'?Eh?Wait, is "elder" a vehicle?Did you actually have to wait for the traffic lights? "
Naoka Sato narrowed her eyes and said in a low voice, "Mr. Yama○, let's go!"
They quickly mixed into the flow of people crossing the road, and only halfway through in a hurry, Al, who was riding the "Rich Man's Elder" mount, suddenly got into trouble, driving his "Rich Man's Elder", towards Sato Nawaka and Shan ○ retreated and rushed over.
In the blink of an eye, Shan Tui understood everything, and he screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He wants to kill you, Naohuajiang! He wants to be the vehicle that caused the accident and hit you with the "elder" You accidentally died! "
Before Naoka Sato could dodge, he was kicked out by the "Rich Man's Elder" who was approaching quickly, and hit the middle of the road with a bang, and was almost killed by other passing cars. With years of fighting instinct, he Rolling on the spot, he directly avoided the car that hit him.
call.
so close.
Um?Wait, at this time, it should be a matter of course to be killed, right?
Naoka Sato woke up suddenly.
Al took out the walkie-talkie with a gloomy face: "No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] failed to assassinate, it's time for you to appear."
"okay."
Nauma Sato and Naoka Yamatui looked at each other for a while, but before they could make any further moves, Satoru Gojo drove a large truck from diagonally opposite, and rushed towards Naoka Sato staggeringly.
"..."
Shan Tui suddenly yelled, "Naohuajiang! Run!"
Sato Naoka hesitated and said, "Huh? But..."
Shan Tui shouted: "You should run away now! Otherwise, even if you die, the insurance company will still judge that you deliberately courted death!!!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Makes sense.
With only two-thirds of his health left, Naoka Sato scrambled and scrambled to escape the impact range of the big truck. His running figure was very agile, and his judgment was very correct. He didn't just run around.
Gojo Satoru violently knocked several cars into the air, causing innocent NPCs to scream. Finally, a large truck slammed into the window of an unlucky shop, and the driver, Gojo Satoru, was arrested by the traffic police on the spot.
The "idle king" who was driving without a license and driving irregularly was arrested by the traffic police and sent to the detention center.
Shan Tui: "..."
Shan Tui: "Hey! Will the king still be arrested and sent to the detention center? Then what's the point of being a king?! Isn't this completely without privileges?! No, speaking of it, a king like you who drives his car into the air is Should go to hell!!!”
Gojo Satoru, who had no intention of introspection, took out the walkie-talkie in the police car.
"No. [-], No. [-], No. [-] failed to assassinate, it's your turn to play."
"receive."
Xia Youjie stuffed the walkie-talkie into his backpack, took out a remote control, and when Sato Naohua passed by, he pressed the switch, blowing up the entire office building, burying Sato Naohua alive in it, and getting compensation!
Sinmu Mikan at the side said nervously: "Come on, manager, he's here!"
Xia Youjie pressed the switch impatiently.
boom!boom!boom!boom!boom! ——
The explosives hidden in various parts of the office building exploded one after another, and the tall office building collapsed with a terrifying rumbling sound. Now...he must have died involuntarily! ! !
Unexpectedly, after the explosion, Naoka Sato crawled out of the smoke and dust with only traces of blood left.
Human life is actually so tenacious! ! !
Xia Youjie said in disbelief, "You...how are you still alive?!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
Yeah, I'm so tired, why am I still alive?
You can't intentionally seek death, you can't deliberately wait for death, you can only do your best to live and face involuntary death-how is this task so difficult?
He has lived with all his might for 1000 years, and he has never been so tired as he is now, and he has never been so eager to die.
Sato Naohua turned her head back and gave Xia Youjie a weary smile: "If I can die in the explosion just now, it should be a relief for me, right?"
"..."
Xia Youjie stared at Sato Naohua's back with wide eyes, and stood there for a long time in a daze.
This Sato Naoka also seems to be a guy with a story.
At this moment, the system suddenly issued a notification sound.
"Ding dong. Hello, your friend Komaeda Nagito has transferred one billion to you. Do you want to listen to the transfer message?"
Xia Youjie: "...?"
He opened the message with a confused face.
"Komaeda Nagito: Manager, I don't know if you have saved enough money. I won a billion lottery ticket. I just got into a series of car crashes at intersections. Now I have broken two legs and won a lottery. I got a brain tumor buff, and I’m going to have an operation soon, so I’ll transfer the money to you first. Please use the one billion yuan on the most meaningful things.”
Xia Youjie: "..."
Xia Youjie silently covered his chest.
Damn, what's going on?What happened to this sudden heartbeat?He was captured by Komaeda Nagi!The last guy who made him so excited was Al's "Lancelot"!
Five minutes later, a red and white Gundam rushed into the sky, with a familiar old man drawn on the Gundam's chest.
Gundam, Al said: "Jie Jiang, congratulations, you finally got your wish."
Xia Youjie sighed.
"This is a Gundam in exchange for everyone's life and prison. I am ashamed. I... must do something meaningful to repay everyone who worked hard for me."
Al clapped his hands.
"Jie-chan, let's fulfill Mr. Sato's long-cherished wish, this is the most meaningful thing."
"……Um!"
Giving Sato Naoka that he wanted an unnatural death was what Komaeda Nagito told him to use one billion on the most meaningful things!
Sato Naoka, who was bloody, ran, but was shrouded in a huge shadow. He raised his head, and saw the earth-shattering Gundam flying above his head.
Sato Naohua's pupils shrank, "This is... bought?"
He was immediately ecstatic, this way, he finally didn't have to continue to do this suicide mission anymore!He is free!
Just when Sato Naohua was thinking this way, he heard the voices of Al and Xia Youjie from above his head.
"Mr. Sa-to-san! You--hard--hard--!"
The old man's eyes lit up, and two beams of powerful light cannons were fired from the old man's eyes, directly razing everything under his feet to the ground!
"!!!"
Sato Naoka's blood bar was also emptied in this devastating blow.
……
Sato Naoka took off the blindfold and earphones with empty eyes, and the place in front of her was the entertainment room, the interview place of Panxingjiao.
The interviewer Al said sincerely: "Congratulations, Naohuajiang, you have finally successfully received the insurance money, and you and Shantui have finally completed the task!"
Sato Naoka: "..."
So, what is the point of giving him the last blow when he has already bought Gundam?Just to get him through the interview?
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