[Joker] Boyfriend is weird

"Have you watched TV lately?"

Evan made her a cup of coffee.

Lilith: "No."

The fork rolled up the pasta one by one, and it was more like playing than eating.

Evan wanted to tease her, but seeing her absent-minded appearance, he sat opposite her and began to say, "How is life in Arkham recently?"

Lilith put down her fork and shrugged, "Same as usual."

After she finished speaking, she was taken aback for a moment.

I always feel like this conversation happened.

In a dimly lit room.

The warm orange light above his head shone, the floating dust in the air was clearly reflected, and the messy folders piled up into mountains.

"How was your day?" she asked.

The voice of the man on the other side was between gloomy and gentle: "As usual."

"Lilith?" Evan shouted several times.

Lilith came back to her senses, and looked at him with azure blue eyes, "I seem to remember something."

Evan was a little nervous, "What do you remember?"

Lilith was silent for two seconds: "Forgot."

Evan: "..."

He was also silent for two seconds, and instantly became angry, "You will be beaten for talking like this!"

Lilith looked at him innocently.

Then she couldn't say that she remembered a few words, could she?

But what do those two sentences mean?

What does it symbolize?

Why do you think of it?

Because of similar scenarios?

Lilith thought about it for a while and then forgot it. She never insisted on what was lost.

including past memories.

Maybe it is forgotten because it is not important.

Just like the last time she lost her memory, but she remembered Sac and Evan.

If the Joker is important enough, she shouldn't forget it.

Because of this episode, Evan forgot to tell Lilith the latest big news.

Sac was slightly surprised to see Lilith: "Why are you still here?"

Lilith: "?"

Sac looked at her as if he had discovered a new species: "It's been almost five days, and you can honestly stay in such a boring hospital for so long?!"

He marveled.

"Is this the power of love?"

Lilith: "..."

She was lost in thought.

Does time go by so fast?

Have you been in Arkham for five days?

The clown danced to Lilith, handed her a flower, and grinned: "Good morning, sweetheart, did you sleep well last night?"

Lilith: "..."

Sac looked at him coldly: "What a good question."

Didn't you sleep together last night?

Did the clown really sleep in his room at night? !

Doctors have allowed this behavior after trying to stop it to no avail.

Zac stared at the clown for a while, "Have you gained weight?"

Lilith nodded: "Well, it's a little fatter, and it's full of flesh."

The clown put his arm on Lilith's shoulder, and said in a tone of voice, "Lilith, your tone seems to want to fatten me up and eat me."

Sack: "Ouch—"

The two silently ignored him.

Lilith muttered: "I can't really eat it."

"sure."

The clown looked down at her, the morning sun fell on his eyelashes, covered with a layer of golden fragments, and jumped into his eyes, like gentle stars.

"Strawberry or Chocolate?"

——The tone is very similar, as long as Lilith said to eat, he would cut the flesh and let Lilith eat it, very bloody.

The doctor came to the clown.

Lilith looked at the clown and suddenly said, "Today is your day for counseling."

The clown licked his lips: "I really miss the days when my little sweetheart was my doctor."

Her mind flashed to the clown's bare back, asking, "Do you want to sleep with me?"

Lilith was dumbfounded for a moment.

The clown gave her a parting kiss, and saw her bite in a daze, "Sweetheart, I'll come to you at night."

Lilith touched her lower lip in pain.

Sac was expressionless, and even wanted to poke his eyes, "You call this your ex-boyfriend?"

Lilith: "..."

Sac stabbed her heart again: "Kiss, sleep, eat and live together, almost 24 hours, even when you go to the toilet, you have to guard you at the door. With all due respect, no loving couple can do this. .”

Lilith muttered: "We are not husband and wife."

Sac nodded, erm perfunctory: "You are mentally ill."

Arkham Hospital.

Psychotic love story.

Lilith: "..."

After a brief exchange between the two, Sac invited her, "Do you want to go out and play?"

He glanced at the direction where the clown left.

——Today is his day for psychotherapy, he can go out and play freely.

Don't miss out.

Lilith thought for a moment and agreed.

The presumptuous location was chosen by the sea.

Sark rented two jet skis and whistled, "Want to race?"

Lilith is reading the newspaper in her hand——

Here's what she saw in the car.

The date was still three days ago.

She said, "You go first."

"Give you 5 minutes, and catch up with you in a while."

Sakha said, "You're talking big, don't you? Let me have 10 minutes, and I'll see if you can catch up with me."

Lilith perfunctory: "Okay, okay."

She continued to stare at the newspaper.

The title is eye-catching [The vigilante clown "law enforcement" again]

Lilith didn't read the details.

All eyes are on the first two lines.

The Joker kills Gotham Finance's shareholder, Mark.

Lilith didn't know exactly what bad things he had done.

But there is one thing.

Mark presumably had something to do with her parents' death.

Lilith has yet to find relevant evidence.

Just a little guesswork.

But that guess is based on intuition.

It is also impossible for her to take revenge intuitively.

Lilith closed the newspaper.

What about the clown?

Why did the clown choose to kill Mark?

She was really annoyed by the thought, so she simply dropped the newspaper and ran for a while on the motorboat. Instead of chasing Sac, she stopped in a relatively quiet sea area, turned off the engine, and the motorboat drifted slowly.

Thoughts are still a bit messy.

So, is the Joker doing her a favor?

Those who directly killed her parents have been resolved, only these vague...

Suddenly heard a rumbling sound, she thought it was Sac riding over——

Wait, was this the direction Sark left?

Lilith didn't look back at all, she activated it instantly, and rushed out with a buzzing sound.

of course.

Didn't get very far.

The other party was chasing after him, algae-green hair flying in the air, and clown makeup on his face, which still couldn't cover up the scars.

He laughed childishly: "Will Lilith want to compete with me?"

Lilith has slowed down: "No..."

"Bam—"

It was the sound of two motorboats colliding.

Lilith fell into the sea and was picked up again by the clown.

She was wet like a drowning dog, looking at the clown eagerly, rather pitifully, "I was thinking about something just now."

"Why did you kill him?"

The clown wondered: "Who?"

Lilith: "..."

"The man you killed a few days ago."

The clown suddenly said, "Sweetheart, you know."

He said sadly, "I don't have a good memory."

"It's hard to remember people other than you."

Lilith was still waiting for his answer.

The clown suppressed the corner of his mouth and explained, "I told him a joke, but he didn't laugh!"

He seemed annoyed at the mention of it.

"How can he not laugh?! Lilith tells good jokes..."

"He doesn't understand humor, so." The clown sighed regretfully, gathered his fingers together and stretched them apart, and uttered an explosive onomatopoeia, "Boom."

So it died.

Lilith didn't want to be sentimental.

But among the millions of people in Gotham, the probability of choosing one person to kill, coincidentally choosing Mark, and choosing someone who might have a little hatred for her is extremely low.

She blinked, and the drops of water slid down the corners of her eyes. They were crystal clear and beautiful, which made her a little fragile. She decided to skip this topic and talk about them. "Sorry, I didn't take it very seriously a few days ago."

Although I know why the clown wants to re-acquaint, but he doesn't re-treat.

While following the emotion in her heart, she lets herself get close to the clown, and at the same time wants to break away from the clown's perverted control.

This contradiction made her more resistant to the clown.

No, no.

Maybe she resisted when she first knew that the clown was her boyfriend.

Because clowns are not her type at all.

but now.

Lilith said: "I didn't get to know you seriously before."

Her eyes were full of stars, "Can we get to know each other again, Mr. J?"

The clown stared at her and clicked his tongue a few times, as if disappointed in her, he let out a long sigh, "Sweetheart, there are not so many chances to come back in life."

It was as if she had been sentenced.

Completely end the relationship he was chasing.

Just like now.

He chased her motorboat, and after he caught it, he let go of it abruptly.

Lilith fell into the sea again, caught off guard and choked several sips of water, got out of the struggling water, and choked another sip of water against the aftermath of the clown driving the motorboat.

wiped his face.

I only saw the handsome back of the clown leaving.

She was silent, floating with the life buoy on her hands.

Bit sad.

... and a little angry.

The sound of the motorboat was approaching again, Lilith thought it was Sack, but upon closer inspection, it seemed to be a clown again.

Couldn't help cursing.

Could it be that he came here to kill himself?

Where is my gun?

Lilith thought that she didn't bring a gun, but only a dagger, she took it out and held it in her hand, and then dived into the water.

But the motorboat hum was gone.

Accompanied by a plop.

She was hugged by the clown and put on the life buoy. Lilith felt that they were filming a disaster romance movie.

The dagger in his hand was still glowing coldly under the moonlight.

The clown held her face, brushed away the wet hair sticking to her little face, and smiled maniacally, "My sweetheart, hahahahaha, are you going to kill me?"

Not because you scared me first.

Lilith pursed her lips, "I can't wait to die."

The Joker easily took the dagger from her hand - realizing that she hadn't resisted, made her feel better.

Holding the dagger, he gently scratched her cheek with the tip of the knife, and pushed her hair back with one hand, revealing the weird clown makeup that had long blurred into a ball, and placed a cold kiss on her forehead, "But my Lilith You may have."

Lilith froze for a moment.

Then I understood what he meant.

My Lilith can have a chance to start again.

While Lilith felt happy, she felt angry at the same time.

I really want to scold people.

She grabbed the clown's green hair violently, and said ferociously, "Won't you talk well if you have a chance? You paranoid pervert! Will you chase girls?"

"I didn't cry because of you..."

The clown interrupted: "It's sweetheart and kindness."

Lilith snorted, "It's because I'm curious"

clown:"……"

He licked his lips, rolled his eyes, holding back bad ideas, "Oh ~ curious..."

"No wonder the baby was so active at the beginning."

He imitated Lilith's accent.

"Hey, sweetheart, I will die without you, so you have to be my boyfriend today and marry me tomorrow, or I will die in front of you and make you have nightmares every day."

The clown tilted his head, pretending to be dead.

Lilith: "..."

Is this what she said?

The clown returns to normal, affirming with his eyes, expressing "Well, that's what you said, you little pervert!"

Lilith let go of the clown's hair and the life buoy without love, letting herself sink into the water.

How could she say such shameful words?

The clown lifted her up and exaggeratedly called: "Lilith, my Lilith..."

It was as if she died.

Saying condolences.

He pouted.

"Alright alright."

"It's actually me."

"I begged you to be my girlfriend."

Lilith supported the life buoy with one hand, and put one hand on his shoulder, recalling his perverted and paranoid character, and asked doubtfully, "Is there no threat?"

The clown kissed her again, and said gently, "Yes."

"While threatening you with a gun, I begged you."

He stuck the dagger to her neck, his eyes were bright, and he laughed, "It's like this."

"Go get married tomorrow, sweetheart?"

They sink and float in the sea.

The cold and sharp dagger stuck to the skin, exuding a dangerous, crazy, and cruel taste, just like the clown in front of him.

Lilith thought for a while and said, "Okay."

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