[Joker] Boyfriend is weird

Lilith hugged the clown's thin waist, her body was wet, and the motorboat was driving fast again, and it was a little cold when the wind blew.

She's attached to the clown's back.

He closed his eyes and asked vaguely, "Are you cold?"

The clown replied quickly: "Of course it's not cold."

His tone was too excited.

It's almost like a drug addict just finished his drug.

Lilith hugged his waist tightly, "I'm cold."

The motorboat was too loud, and the clown couldn't hear it clearly. He tilted his head and grinned wantonly, "What did you say, sweetheart?"

Lilith: "..."

This is what is said in the legend, don't you cherish it after you get it?

She pursed her lips and pushed the clown into the sea.

The jet ski almost lost its balance.

After drifting for a long distance, it was controlled by Lilith.

She turned back and stopped.

The small and delicate chin was slightly raised, arrogant and a little squeamish and cute, "I'm cold."

The clown surfaced, dragging his tone clearly: "Oh——"

His make-up was even more smudged, his face looked like a overturned watercolor plate, the scars at both ends of his mouth made his cheeks sunken, only a pair of clear and bright eyes.

Full of light, like a bright galaxy.

"Oh, my poor Lilith, how can you freeze yours, my little sweetheart?"

His tone was too exaggerated.

It's like standing on the stage and performing an exaggerated comedy.

Lilith was even colder.

The clown climbed up from the sea like a water ghost, his algae-green hair wetly stuck to his cheeks, he didn't care about these disobedient hair, sat behind Lilith, and hugged his petite body.

He rested his chin on the girl's shoulder, tilted his head, and rubbed the tip of his nose against her skin, his voice low and hoarse.

"Still cold, honey?"

Lilith didn't reply, and she rode a motorboat, and the sea surface was shaken with layers of ripples, rippling like a clown's joyful laughter.

...

I rode for a while.

The clown was pinching Lilith's ear, and his tone was excited, like a child seeing a fairy tale castle, "Sweetheart, there is a cruise ship ahead! I'll take the cruise ship back to Lilith!"

Lilith frowned: "What do I want a cruise ship for?"

The clown let out a disappointed voice.

Lilith couldn't bear it, and wondered if she was too indifferent and harsh to him, so she coaxed him softly: "Do you like cruise ships? I'll give you one, how about it?"

The clown kissed her cheek, as if aftertaste: "My little sweetheart, you are so sweet."

The corners of Lilith's lips curled up.

Suddenly, I saw someone standing on the deck jumping up and down, and waving his hands.

The distance is getting closer, and people can be seen clearly.

It's Sack.

Seeing Lilith boarding the boat, Zach hurriedly put the towel on her body, completely ignoring the clown, and said excitedly, "Guess who I met?"

Lilith: "Who?"

"Brant!" he said aloud.

Lilith: "Evan's... ex-boyfriend?"

Sack was tensed.

Shouldn't he lose his memory after falling into the water?

...Brant, the character of Evan's ex-boyfriend, wasn't it installed for him when he lost his memory last time?

Lilith rubbed her head, "I'm a little confused, which Brant?"

Sack: "Always get tired of being with Evan...a friend."

Lilith didn't understand his excitement at all.

Zac: "This tanker! His! We can play whatever we want!"

The clown pressed down the corners of his lips.

Sack sneered, and said in a strange way: "Our Mr. Clown seems to have a different opinion. May I ask if all your savings can buy a cruise?"

The clown laughed arrogantly, put his hand on Lilith's shoulder, "My sweetheart will send me off."

Sack: "..."

Pooh!Boyfriend!

... still a disfigured boy!

Lilith threw a bath towel to the clown, put it on his head, blocked what he wanted to say, and said to him and Sac: "If you can't live in peace, treat each other as air, okay?"

Sac and the clown looked at each other expressionlessly, but didn't reply.

Lilith took it as their agreement.

"Is there a room here? I want to change clothes."

"some."

When she found the room and got out of the bathroom after taking a shower, she didn't see the clown.

——Recently, the clown wished he could stick by her side 24 hours a day.

Lilith was not used to it for a while.

There was a knock on the door.

Sack: "Let's go to the banquet hall to play for a while. I heard that there are still stars making movies."

Lilith was in high spirits, "What movie?"

Sac wasn't too sure, "Whatever, anyway, there's fun to join in."

Lilith thought it was fine anyway, left a note for the clown and went to the banquet hall.

The atmosphere in the banquet hall is not very good.

Before entering, Lilith felt a sense of depression.

She pushed open the door.

Spotted the clown was weaving through the crowd, stopping to dance next to the band.

His face is too iconic, and he's on TV, and he's the spark that got Gotham rioting.

He was in full swing.

Someone has already recognized him, and he is quietly trying to leave the scene, away from the pervert.

But some people couldn't control it and exclaimed, "Let me go! Let me go! Don't you see? There is a lunatic, here is the lunatic! Let me go!"

It just so happens that the last note skips over.

The clown immediately attracted everyone's attention. He danced and suddenly laughed out loud. He raised his hands and said calmly, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Someone saw something black in his hand, "What are you holding?"

The clown seemed to have just realized that he still had something in his hand. He wowed and thought seriously, "Hmm... this seems to be the detonator of a bomb."

The scream broke out instantly.

The door of the banquet hall was locked at some point.

The clown smiled gently, "Don't be afraid."

"I put one of the bombs in a place called..." He mused, "Oh, maybe it's called Yrel, or Cyril, who knows?"

Among them, a handsome man in a black suit came out with a solemn face, "You mean Cyril?"

Zack wowed, tilted his head and whispered to Lilith, "Cyril is Brant's younger brother."

Lilith also whispered, "Can we leave?"

Sac was very excited, "Don't, I have a hunch, there will be a good show today!"

Lilith was thinking about the possibility of knocking the clown unconscious and taking him away——

Forget it.

Go out and save some face for him.

She yawned and took a strawberry from Sack's plate, "Is the speaker Brant?"

Sack: "Mmmmm."

"The story of their family is a bit complicated." He paused, "You really don't remember at all? Cyril chased you back then."

Lilith: "..."

Or knock the clown out and take him away.

Sac elbowed her and motioned her to look at the other side, "Someone is secretly filming over there. It's from a TV station. Do you think it will be a live broadcast?"

Lilith was silent for two seconds and decided to hide.

Zac handed her a fox mask.

Lilith looked at him suspiciously, "Did you already know?"

Sac pinched his fingers and gestured, "It was just a little earlier."

the other side.

"...Two detonators, one on your brother and one in this banquet hall."

The clown walked up to him, took it out of his pocket, and muttered, "Oh, here it is."

"Here." The tone seemed to say "Go, Pikachu", "As long as you decide to press this button, people here will be safe."

But Cyril would die.

Brandt instantly became the target of public criticism.

He clenched the detonator in his hand, barely maintaining his composure, "What about you? Are you going to die with us?"

The clown grinned, "It seems that you chose to sacrifice everyone here to save your brother."

The scene instantly became chaotic.

Various voices filled Brant's ears.

— "Are you going to kill us all, Brant!"

——"Hurry up and press the button! Don't think I don't know, you are just trying to please old Brant, you are good to Cyril, you just want to inherit the family property!"

——"When Cyril dies, the family property will be yours, hurry up and press the button! We won't tell it!"

——"If you can't do it, give me the button, and I'll do it!"

— "Give him the button! Let him do it! Brant, make a choice!"

——"Are you going to kill us!?"

Brant looked hesitant, "He is my younger brother after all, I can't do anything, but there are so many lives in the banquet hall..."

He handed the detonator to the man who said he could press the button. "I can't, I can't choose."

The man took the detonator and sneered, "Shut up your hypocrisy, Mr. Brandt, you don't have the courage to put all your eggs in one basket, and you want to sit back and enjoy the benefits. After Cyril dies, you can inherit the family property. Barely maintaining decency.”

He just narrates indifferently.

But his eyes said "coward" brightly.

Brandt gritted his teeth and clenched his fist.

After the man pressed the button, he suddenly lost his strength.

The sound of "bang bang bang" in my ear gradually became distant.

Brandt closed his eyes sadly.

Suddenly someone said.

"what the fuck!"

Brant opened his eyes, and the sound of the explosion hadn't stopped, but gorgeous fireworks exploded outside the window, a beautiful dream.

That's not a bomb detonator, that's a firework detonator.

He looked at the clown with an ugly expression.

The clown danced in a blooming posture, raised a smiling face, "surprise!"

He slowly suppressed his smile, and approached the ugly Brant, "Aren't you happy? Isn't my joke funny?"

Brant's Adam's apple rolled, and his body was covered in cold sweat. He pulled out a smile and said dryly, "It's funny."

The clown clicked his tongue twice, "Good boy."

He walked up to the camera that was secretly filming.

The camera brother was trembling with fright, and almost threw away the equipment in his hand.

However, the clown just straightened his suit, raised a bright smile, and announced earnestly, showing off to the world like a child who has received the highest reward.

"It's fireworks for my sweetheart."

"I'm getting married tomorrow."

Sack couldn't help muttering.

"So is the banquet hall still bombed? I moved the bomb, and I'm still waiting to see."

Lilith put on the mask and turned around quickly: "I just hope the clown doesn't mention my name."

Being proposed in front of a national audience——

She just felt that she was dead.

Sac patted her on the shoulder and comforted her, "Don't worry, if you go to register tomorrow, your name will definitely be known."

Lilith: "..."

"Why don't we blow up the banquet hall?"

Passers-by who had been eavesdropping on their conversation looked at them both as if they were mentally retarded.

you!damn it!Have you ever thought about it!

The banquet hall exploded, can you still live! ?

The author has something to say:

Thanks to Yuqian 2 for throwing grenades.

Thanks to Zhao Yiqian, second sun, third Li Si, 53291145, CNDB, and 172965991 for throwing mines.

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