Miss Gojo can't figure it out

Youyue was stunned: "..."

Rao is as confident as Wujo Wu, and he also sensed something is wrong.He removed his smile, stared at her for a while, and asked, "Are you really dating Jie?"

"Ah."

"The kind of relationship you're in love with?"

"correct."

Gojo Satoru has no expression on his face: "..."

In the next few days, Gojo Satoru was still trying to find some evidence that the two had a false relationship, but was blinded by it.

Jie's staring and smiling expression can be so disgusting, he wants to vomit... When he eats, he has to move his hands and feet. Does the puppy have no hands? Do you want you to wipe her mouth? ?

Dare to secretly hold hands in the high school, do you think this is a sacred school?If puppy love can file a complaint, report it to Noctua now and let him beat the mandarin duck with a stick.

Actually hugging and hugging downstairs in the dormitory! !what it looks like! !When he's not looking at the window is he?

What, what? !Kiss, kiss forehead!So it will be like this! !Kissing the forehead now, isn't it going to get engaged in the future?If you get engaged, you will go to a love hotel, right?But the puppy is only 16 years old now!

In order to prevent his best friend from doing something worse than a beast to the underage puppy, Gojo Satoru specially found an opportunity to have a man-to-man conversation with him.

He said straight to the point: "You are not suitable, break up."

Xia Youjie was stunned: "Wu, what are you talking about?"

"Well, you don't like each other anyway, why do you continue to fall in love." Gojo Satoru was a little annoyed, "Obviously the puppy doesn't know how to write the word 'heartbeat', and being with you is like a brother... "

Seeing the black printed sweater on him, Gojo Satoru choked.If I remember correctly, Youyue wore a white dress of the same style yesterday.

Damn, if you openly wear lovers' clothes in school, do you still take school discipline seriously? !By the way, why are you wearing couple outfits?

"What does it matter?" Xia Youjie smiled with ease, "Xiaoyou doesn't like me now, but it may not be the case in the future. After all, I am a real boyfriend now?"

Gojo Satoru was furious at the phrase "real boyfriend", but suppressed his emotions: "Then what if she wants to break up with you?"

"I'll get her back."

"Where does she go back later?"

"Then wait."

Gojo Satoru's tone was casually provocative: "What if she likes someone else?"

Xia Youjie's smile stopped for a moment, his eyes dimmed.

However, soon he counterattacked with his usual expression: "But now I am Xiaoyou's boyfriend, it seems that Wu doesn't have to worry so much, right?"

"By the way, Xiaoyou told me that you always come to her recently, and she has already refused."

In order to show that she is keeping her promise of "avoiding suspicion with the opposite sex", every time the white-haired DK comes to play with her, Youyue will tell Xia Youjie the truth, and very generously express that she doesn't mind Jie playing with Nitro.

The other party looked cute like a puppy flicking its tail.Xia Youjie couldn't help sighing, but he hoped that Youyue would mind his association with the opposite sex, and even lost his temper with him because of it.

Rather than let him clearly realize that she will not feel jealous and disappointed because of him, and that she is the only one who is ups and downs in love.

He added: "Xiaoyou seems to be very troubled by this. So, can you avoid suspicion a little bit in the future... After all, you are not brothers and sisters. Of course, I have no intention of objecting to your normal relationship."

KO

What a standard genuine boyfriend speech, Gojo Satoru had nothing to say.

But Yuyue knew nothing about the confrontation between the two of them, and was knitting a scarf for her boyfriend clumsily. Although she was doing it slowly, the stitches were dense.

She is serious in everything she does, and she will complete the part-time work with little money, and she is also dedicated when she works for the port.After accepting the identity of "Xia Youjie's girlfriend", Youyue tries to be a conscientious lover.

The short video software in the future can often get the push of fairy love, but she just swipes there.

Youyue tried hard to think back, and finally pulled out handmade gifts and ritual trifles from her memory.

So she started to learn how to weave scarves, and printed a list of the most popular "100 things lovers must do" on the Internet this year, asking Xia Youjie to do it together.

1. Go to the cinema to watch a movie together (√)

2. Go shopping together in couple outfits (√)

3. Go to Disneyland together

4. Go swimming together

5. Commuting together, taking the subway (√)

……

Couple outfits are chosen by two people together.

The movie was a remake of "Tokyo Love Story". Amidst the "Ye Qinghui" and tears in the eyes of the people around, Youyue leaned on his shoulder and fell asleep for another two hours.

"Raise a pet together." Youyue looked at No.13, "I already have a pet, ten years from now."

"Is it a cat? Or a puppy?"

She smiled: "It's not, it's a curse spirit."

And it was "Xia Youjie" who saved him from Qihai.She ticked off the parenthesis at the end of that line.

Youyue lay on his bed, looked down ten lines at a glance, and her eyes stayed on Article 49: Do happy things together??

She tapped the symbol with the tip of her pen, and pulled off the sleeve of the boy next to the bed for some unknown reason: "Jie, what does this mean? Can anything happy be fine?"

Xia Youjie glanced at him, and was a little embarrassed: "Ah, this..."

"Then I can hook it up now." Youyue interpreted his pause as a tacit consent, "I'm very happy when I'm with Jie."

"No."

Youyue wondered: "What is that?"

"It's a special reference." Xia Youjie closed the book in his hand and looked at her, "After hugging and kissing, lovers completely own each other's behavior."

Youyue thought for a while, and rarely understood his words correctly: "I know, it's impure sleep."

"Ah."

"Jay want to sleep with me?"

"Uh..." Xia Youjie was stopped by her frank words, opened and closed his lips for a few seconds, and then solemnly replied: "I think so."

"But my thoughts are not important." He twirled Youyue's pink fingertips, and looked down at her innocent expression, "No one can force you to do something you don't like. Even if I've already dated you, You still have the right to refuse me to hug you."

Youyueban sat up, and the blanket slid down to her side.She opened her arms: "Will that Jie refuse to hug me?"

"will not."

Xia Youjie smiled and put his arms around her waist, let her sit on his lap, and watched her seriously write notes on the "100 things a lover must do" in her hand.

"I will not refuse you."

The aroma of orange blossom lingered at the tip of his nose, Xia Youjie wrapped his arms around the waist of the girl in his arms, thinking about the future aimlessly.

The unequal love relationship is occasionally painful, how easy it is for Youyue to affect his emotions, but the reverse is extremely difficult;

He occupies the seat named boyfriend, but knows better than anyone that this position is shaky, but he can't extricate himself.

Let's just whitewash the peace first.

He who loves more is always the first to become hypocritical.

-

The person who is more difficult than Xia Youjie is Gojo Wu.

After exchanging words with Xia Youjie that day, he went back and tossed and turned, and came up with a tentative method that he thought was a genius.

(Pay a huge sum of money) Invite Ming Ming to act as his girlfriend, to see if the puppy will be jealous.

Under the situation that the two parties were suppressing their nausea, Mingming and him sat at the door of the class at noon and ate bento together, and created every opportunity to walk side by side in the school.

After a few days, everyone believed that they were indeed in a relationship... except Youyue.

She didn't see it at all.

I just lament that the relationship between Mingming and Wu used to be bad, but now it seems to have eased up a bit.

Mingming: "Are you serious?"

Then Yuyue was told that the two were in a relationship, she suddenly realized, and said happily: "That's really great, do you want me to download the electronic version of '100 Things a Lover Must Do'?"

Gojo Satoru was numb: "..."

Mingming breathed a sigh of relief, and finally no longer had to continue acting as a fake couple, money was really hard to earn.

At this time Xia Youjie came and asked Youyue very naturally if he wanted to go to the movies together, it was a popular European and American movie.

Youyue had been looking forward to the movie reappearing on the screen ten years later, so she nodded decisively and said yes, and Xia Youjie led her away without giving Gojo Wu an extra look before leaving.

This genius pretended to be a couple before planning to get angry with Nitzi. Nitzi couldn't help but rolled his eyes and asked, "How old are you? Forget it, I support Jie, you just give up."

"Hello." Gojo Satoru looked at the backs of the two, then turned to ask Mingming who was smoking a lady's cigarette beside him, "Do you also think Jie is better than me?"

Ming Ming also had a dazed and unhappy expression on his face: "What do you think?"

"Of course I'm more... Forget it. He has a better temper than me, and he's better at coaxing women. But overall, it's definitely me..."

"I'm asking you this question." Ming Ming interrupted him, and put out the cigarette butt on the concrete wall with one hand, "Do you think Jay is better than me? Where did I lose?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

"You really like women?!"

"I only like her." Mingming said, "Otherwise, why do you think I would agree to your crazy request? Of course I want to test whether Xiaoyou treats me by the way... It doesn't matter, just wait until they break up."

Then she got up to leave.

The distant figures and voices gradually faded away.

Gojo Satoru suddenly realized that he was excluded, and instantly became the most redundant person in the triangle story, not even the sad male second who finally watched the heroine marry someone else.

The male second, Zaixun, had a formal confession before being rejected;

His love has already lost his admission qualifications before he has fought for it. Although Dumbly Puppy doesn't understand the exclusivity of a love relationship at all, he has faithfully implemented it for his lover.

He is too fond of deceiving himself and others, relying on the love of owning a puppy, he is unscrupulous.

But now the puppy is about to become someone else's.

How could it be accepted.

He thought about the countermeasures and walked to the dormitory, lying down on the bed, his whole body was confused and awake.

A way must be found.

The love relationship between the two is not maintained because of "mutual love", which is very obvious; he can't guess the specific reason yet, but he must firmly grasp any flaws, and if he doesn't take the initiative to attack, he will only Can sit still.

One must not just wait for the love that the puppy will bestow on him. This stupid mistake has already been made once.He got carried away floating on the honey-flavored bubbles, and when he lowered his head, she had become someone else's lover.

"Crack", the bubble burst, and it hurt so badly.

The poisonous snake opened its mouth and bit Wujo Satoru's heart, and the poison it secreted paralyzed the five senses.

He was going to do something that would not be forgiven by Eden.

……

When Yuzuki opened the door, what she saw was Gojo Satoru who was drenched all over.

"Xiaoyou..." he said softly.

Shenzi finally knows how to use his good looks reasonably.The snow-white forehead hair was pitifully attached to the side of the face, and the clear water light covered the blue pupils, as if the fine eyelashes swept away, tears would fall.

Youyue thought blankly: Didn't it rain today?

But seeing how pitiful he was, he still put the drenched white big cat in and gave him a bath towel.

"Why are you wet?" she asked.

Gojo Satoru's tone was softer than ever."I'm so sad," he whispered.

Even the 27-year-old teacher Wu has never been so fragile and pitiful.Although I don't understand why he became like this, the current situation of Gojo Satoru is more important than the reasons.

Youyue panicked slightly, covered the back of his hand, and asked softly, "Did something happen?"

"You've been ignoring me lately," he said. "I'm sad. Do you hate me?"

What I had asked the other party was returned intact.

Youyue was inexplicably guilty, and blinked her eyes: "No...but Jie and I..."

Gojo Satoru raised his eyes and stared straight at her: "You and Jie are in love, so you need to avoid suspicion, you can't play with me anymore, can you?"

Youyue couldn't bear to purse her lips: "Yes."

"I get it, that's what a relationship is."

Gojo Satoru took her hand, and gently pressed his cool cheek against the back of her hand.Youyue turned her wrist, stroked his face, and handed him the hot water poured on the table.

"You can't be intimate with the opposite sex other than your lover..."

He whispered: "But, if Xiaoyou ignores me again, I will be so sad that I will die."

What's so hard about adult seduction?

It's just becoming a cat, becoming a tiger, becoming a dog soaked in the rain.

——It’s just a loss of face, anyway, things can’t be worse.

Gojo Satoru held the water glass, raised his blue eyes, and his tone was almost begging: "Xiaoyou, can I be your lover too?"

"Marriage is about two people."

"But no one has stipulated that a third person cannot be tolerated in a romantic relationship."