Miss Gojo can't figure it out

"Valentine's Day Special? A non-responsible parallel world episode."

2 month 14 day.

Kabukicho...

There was light snow outside the window, and the lovers on the street were talking and laughing while walking hand in hand.The unheated house is damp and cold, and the kotatsu has become a must. Except Yuzuki, the two of them huddled sleepily, trying to get rid of the chill in the house.

"Silver time, silver time..."

"Silver time!"

"Why are you dead girl?" Sakata Gintoki moved away the magazine blocking his view, "You are called soul."

Youyue drew a circle on February 2 on the calendar with a red marker: "Today is Valentine's Day."

"Oh, it's none of my business."

"Give me a present."

"Be sober, little girl." Yinshi sneered, "How could Ah Yin have the money to buy you gifts."

Youyue fought back angrily: "Then I won't give Ah Yin a gift either!"

Kagura, who was lying on her side in the kotatsu, regained her spirits and said excitedly, "Yuyou, I want a gift!"

"Yes, wait for me."

Youyue turned around and went back to the inner room, and when she came out, she was holding a dozen boxes of chocolates stacked into a hill.

Each box has the same style but different colors, and a label with a different name is tied on the tie.

"This is from Kagura." Yuzuki pulled out a pink box, "Only yours is double-layered."

Kagura accepted it moved, and said overjoyed, "Yuyou, I love you."

"I'll put the new one here first, and when I'm about to go out later, you can give it to him, and don't steal it. These two are from Zhijun and Chuya."

Hearing his name, two kittens poked their heads out from the kotatsu with rustling.

"Meow meow."

"Meow!"

Youyue knelt down, untied the ribbons for them, and opened the small box, which contained frozen internal organs shaped like cat's claws.

Zhijun raised his head and called "Mi" sweetly, as if to thank her, then licked her fingertips twice with his barbed tongue, and then slowly enjoyed his gift.

Zhijun and Chuya are the kittens she picked up downstairs in the izakaya. They should be abandoned, and there are nameplates with their names on their necks.

They were packed in a cardboard box lined with old clothes, and they were too hungry to meow, and their fur was messy and knotted because of the rain.

Fortunately, both kittens are healthy and alive and kicking.

Youyue carried the box back and posted a lost and found (cat) claim, but no one cared about it for more than a month, and the two cats seemed to regard her as their new owner.

So amid Ah Yin's complaints and Kagura Shinpachi's support, Master House has two more furry members.

Gintoki complained: "No matter how many times I listen to it, it's really strange that a cat can make a sound like 'meow'. Is it a dog?"

Youyue covered Chuya's ears: "The little cat can't hear that."

Chuya blinked his blue eyes and tilted his head in doubt: "Meow?"

"Praise you for being cute." Youyue held the cat's paw and kissed its pink pad.

It retracted its paw shyly.

Chuya is a very beautiful Mankonki with short feet, orange and white, and a pair of clear blue eyes that always remind people of the sea and sky.

It is good at everything, but has a bad temper. It has nothing to do and likes to chase and beat Zhijun, and beat Zhijun to the hospital twice.

Ah Yin said that it was in heat and had a bad temper, and had repeatedly proposed to find a female cat to breed it. Chuya seemed to understand, and let out a grin at him.

"You just want to make money by selling kittens." Youyue said with dead eyes, "Oh, you can't, you have to respect Chuya's opinion."

Yin Shi: "Community animals have to accept their parents' blind date arrangements when they go home. What personal opinion can a cat have..."

Chuya arched his back: "Meow!!"

Apart from being short-tempered and making strange noises, Chuya is fine, like a patron saint, curled up quietly at Youyue's feet when sleeping.

Chuya is very obedient, and when Youyue says "I'm going out, you can't follow me", it will quietly watch her leave at the entrance, and make a "meow" before closing the door, as if to say be careful on the road.

But the relationship between it and Zhijun, another cat in the family, is really bad.Obviously they are kittens who came out of the same litter, they don't look alike at all, and their affinities are also very bad.

When Chuya beat the ruler violently, he didn't think about brotherhood at all, let alone show mercy. Maomao punched a tiger with power, watching Kagura applauding for it while eating potato chips.

As a result, Zhijun was beaten and scarred, and the calendar on the wall and the vase on the coffee table became victims of the cat war.

Yinshi went crazy: "Ah, ah, these two stinky cats! It's okay to lose so much hair every day, and they still have to fight! Damn the child, you should teach them a lesson?!"

Youyue felt a little guilty: "Yes... Yes... I will teach you right away..."

Zhijun had already been sent to the pet hospital to be bandaged, while Chuya was lying on the floor, with her paws retracted under her body, and kept bowing her head, as if admitting her mistake.

Even the voice was much lower: "Meow."

Youyue will naturally not blame the kitten because of the nature of the animal, but the two cats often fight, which is not conducive to family harmony.

"Chuya." Youyue knelt down and touched the top of his head, "I know you're a good boy, but fighting is wrong? If you're bored, why don't you come and play with me?"

Chuya was frustrated: "Meow..."

"Get along well with Zhijun." Youyue spread her palms towards it, "If you promise me, come and clap your hands. Chuya will keep his promise, right?"

Chuya stretched out her claws, hid her sharp nails, and pressed her palm with the pads.

"Yeah! Chuya is really the best kitten."

Youyue picked it up and kissed the tip of its nose. Chuya's blue eyes widened, and he let out a "meow" helplessly.

Compared to Chuya, who is upright and aggressive, Zhijun is a green tea cat.

It always meows in a soft and pitiful way, especially after being beaten every time, the sound is very sad and sad.

It's also not very coaxable.Compared with Chuya, who will become very obedient just by kissing his paw, Zhijun is particularly good at making progress. He wants to be hugged in his arms and smooth his fur, and he is praised over and over again, "I like Zhijun the most", "Zhijun is so cute", It will slowly change back to normal.

Zhijun is very clingy.As a cat, it is so rare that it is not afraid of water, and likes to take a bath, and can also accept the noise of the hair dryer;

Even though he deliberately made trouble every time, the splash of water made Youyue drenched all over.

And it meows loudly at the door of the bathroom every night when Youyue takes a bath, as if it is having a personal concert.

Youyue shuts up when the door is opened, and meows loudly when the door is closed.It didn't stop making noise until she carried Zhijun into the bathroom.

Later, Youyue simply took Zhijun to take a bath together... Then one day, she was suddenly discovered by the cat Chuya, which is why Zhijun was punched into the hospital again by the iron-blooded cat.

But lately they seem to be much more peaceful.

Youyue observed for a while how the two kittens were eating side by side with their heads down, feeling very satisfied.

She went back to her room, changed her clothes, put on simple makeup, and said briskly with her bag: "I'm going out——"

"Hey, where are you going?" Yinshi asked nervously, "A date?"

The two cats who were buried in eating also pricked up their ears.

Youyue said calmly: "Of course, I have a boyfriend."

Yin Shi said expressionlessly: "That brat with squinting eyes? He must come back before nine o'clock in the evening. Hear it. You are not allowed to go to the love hotel secretly."

"So is Wu."

"Oh, it's the white hair that looks very similar to you... Wait, what is it?"

"It's just that I have two..."

"Meow!!"

"Meow!!"

The two cats cried out in dissatisfaction.

"When did it happen?!" Yinshi was shocked, "Do you know what you're talking about? Even if it's an irresponsible episode, you can't say such things! The author will be assassinated by the editor!! Humph! "

"What? What is Ah Yin talking about? It's weird."

"Forget it. It doesn't matter. You can't say it anyway, you know?" Yinshi said blankly, "And did you get hit? Eyes."

Youyue opened the small mirror and took a closer look at the area around the eyes: "This is eye shadow, reddish brown, doesn't it look good?"

"I thought you were going to play Bears."

"Huh?!" Kagura also said euphemistically: "Actually, Yuyu looks better without makeup. The color of the mouth that eats a child is also..."

The second time I put on makeup, it was a big failure.

Youyue immediately took out a wet tissue to wipe off her eye makeup and lipstick.

"Also, what about Valentine's Day gifts?" Seeing her walking towards the door without looking back, Yin Shi said indignantly, "I even have cats, so why don't I have one?!"

"What kind of Valentine's Day does a 26-year-old uncle celebrate, please!"

With that said, the door was closed.

Youyue walked to the tram station on the thin snow, and there were mostly young faces on the bus.As she silently counted the remaining stops, she was thinking about where she would go at night.

The Christmas date went to the ghost school that exploded years ago. However, the three super conjurers are not even afraid of curses, let alone ghosts disguised as ghosts. Compared with "ghosts", Wutiao may be the most frightening Wu pretends to be scared to cry in a solo performance show...

At the exit of the station stood a tall and slender boy she was familiar with.

Gojo Satoru was holding a large handful of bright red roses, and beside him was Xia Youjie in a brown coat, and thin white frost and snow had already accumulated on his shoulders;

The surrounding women cast their gazes more or less, silently wondering what kind of people could make such handsome two boys wait.

Youyue's eyes lit up.

"Here." Xia Youjie raised his hand and smiled at her.

She trot over with her satchel on her back, and bumped gently into Xia Youjie's arms.He smelled nice of peppermint.

"Hey, where's my father?"

Gojo Wu grabbed her coat and hat with one hand, pulled her out of Xia Youjie's arms, and said extremely annoyedly, "Can't see me? Brother Wu is going to be angry."

Youyue took the rose, pulled down his scarf with her backhand, and kissed his chin: "Brother Wu is so handsome today, thank you for the flowers."

"It's almost there."

The garden restaurant that Xia Youjie ordered is on the top floor of a nearby shopping mall, not far away.

They walked side by side, chatting aimlessly about unnutritious topics.The white snow rustled down, danced lightly in the warm yellow street light, and then gently fell on the roses. The red and white contrasted with each other, which was thrilling.

Youyue said thoughtfully: "The snow is very obvious on Jie's hair. It's so pretty..."

Gojo Satoru mercilessly demolished the situation: "Hmm, it really looks like dandruff, did you wash your hair in front of Jiejie's door?"

Xia Youjie smiled: "..."

"Wu really hates it." Youyue stuffed the rose into his arms, "Holding it is so tiring, you better take it."

When they arrived at the restaurant and sat down, Youyue took out the Valentine's Day gift for them from her bag - the scarf for Jie, and the gloves for Wu.

"By the way, I wove them all myself."

"I can tell." Gojo Wujo complained, "Why is there a piece of wool attached to the two gloves? Are you looking for a children's glove tutorial?"

"This way we can be half of each other."

Saying that, Youyue took one of them, and the yarn connecting the two gloves was dangling in the middle of the dining table.She put it to her ear and made a phone call: "Hey, are the five cats here?"

Gojo Satoru also followed suit: "Moses, Moses, here is your handsome brother Satoru."

"Then can I ask you something?"

"You said."

"There is a handsome guy with white hair sitting across from me..." Youyue pretended to be serious, "Should I ask for his phone number?"

Gojo Satoru smiled, and met her eyes: "No, he will come to you."

"really?"

"Yeah. And I'll invite you to spend the night at his apartment. What do you think?"

Youyue threw the glove on his handsome face expressionlessly.

"This is from Glass." Xia Youjie took out two gift boxes, "The red one is from Mingming."

"Okay." Yuzuki happily took it, and then took a gift from the bag and handed it to him, "These two boxes of Giri chocolates are for them, Jie will bring them there for me."

"No, okay." Gojo Satoru was upset, "They just look like they want to poach someone, okay? Stay away from them. The Miyazaki who confessed to you last time..."

Youyue murmured: "I told her at the time that I only regarded her as a friend, and there is nothing more to do with it."

"I mean, she is a typical representative of malicious intentions! First approached in the name of a friend, the purpose is to steal Lao Tzu's home, so you be careful with me!"

"Uh..." Youyue cast her eyes on Xia Youjie for help.

He smiled: "I'm sorry, but I have reached an agreement with Wu on this point."

The waitress in the restaurant watched them secretly for a while, then turned to the small group of mobile phones, typing away.

【Did you resign today (9)】

Kobayashi: That super big beauty is here again, this time with a new handsome guy! !

Linghua: 'Blue Velvet'?

Yuuki: True or false? !Last time it was with one with orange hair and one with black hair, what about this time?

Kobayashi: With two people of the same age, he is also very handsome and very tall... I think one of them may be her brother, her genes are too good

Yuuki: UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhouAnd me?

Kobayashi: I'm still working part-time. I won't talk about TAT if someone breaks the defense.

-

After dinner, while visiting the shopping mall, Youyue was attracted by a row of crane machines on the aisle.

"You want that pink dog?"

Gojo Satoru seemed to have an impression, "Dioni's new pink dog... what's its name? Come here..."

"Ah? No, I like that hand puppet." Youyue pointed at the crane machine filled with white cat hand puppets, "I can't tell the difference between Diony's group of colorful mice. No matter how you think about it, they are all cheating money." Bar."

"It's not all colorful mice, the pink ones are dogs."

Xia Youjie: "Isn't that a fox? Linga Belle."

The two white cats turned to look at him at the same time: "Jie... good... understand... oh—"

Then started whispering loudly.

"Jay looks like the type who really wants to go to Disney to ride the carousel."

"That's it."

"I didn't make it to the queue last time, maybe he went back and cried secretly for a long time."

"Maybe I think of myself as a princess in my heart."

"With such small eyes, what kind of princess can you be?"

"Isn't there a princess with dark skin? Jie can do it too."

"What a mess, this pink fox has been trending on Twitter recently." Xia Youjie sighed, "Do you want me to catch it?"

Youyue shuts up decisively and gives up her seat for the king of dolls.

In the end, it turned out to be quite rewarding. In addition to getting the hand puppet she wanted, Xia Youjie also caught a pink mouse for her ("I said it was a fox, a fox!").

The DKs sent her to the tram stop. Before leaving, Gojo Satoru handed her the rose, and asked again: "Are you sure you don't want to go to me? Today is Valentine's Day."

"No." Youyue replied decisively, "See you tomorrow, I'm going home."

"See you tomorrow."

She got on the car on the return journey, called Yinshi, and said coquettishly, "I'm so tired, Ah Yin came to pick me up at the station."

"You let me leave the kotatsu in this weather?! Absolutely impossible!!"

"Ayin, Ayin—"

"The person you're calling is switched off! Stop fucking calling!"

As he said that, the other end of the phone really hung up, and there were bursts of busy voices.

However, Youyue was not angry at all, she turned her head to look at the snowy night outside the window, the interior of the carriage was peaceful and gentle.

When she got off the bus, she was already waiting on the platform with silver hair with natural curly misalignment, and she shivered with the cold as she stuffed her hands into her wide cuffs.Seeing her coming, he complained and took the roses and satchel consciously.

"Young people like to give these unrealistic things." He commented, "Hmph, it's already 09:30, don't come back so late next time."

"Ayin, have you never had a girlfriend?"

"Shut up! Ah Yin, I am very popular! Now in the comment section, ten people who are willing to break the dimensional wall and marry me can be found, do you believe it?"

"You're saying weird things again."

Yinshi changed the subject and said, "By the way, many presents were delivered to my home today, and they are all for you."

When they got home, Chuya, Zhijun, Dingchun, two cats and a dog were sitting in a row at the entrance.

"Wang!"

"Meow-"

"Meow!"

"Good evening." Youyue stroked each of them, "Happy Valentine's Day, although none of you have girlfriends."

Zhijun climbed onto Dingchun's back, then jumped onto Youyue's shoulder with his strength, and licked her left cheek with his barbed tongue.

And Chuya could only shout anxiously on the ground: "Meow!"

The surprise kiss from Maomao made Youyue bend her eyes and smile, and gave the pets another kiss, which was very flattering.

The presents delivered today were piled up in the shoe cabinet. Youyue walked to the living room with her arms in her arms, counted the number and the names of the notes, transferred the gift boxes on the sofa to the tea table, and piled them up one by one, gradually forming a pile. hill.

wrong……

Youyue turned to look at the man leaning against the sliding door: "Where's Ah Yin's? A gift."

"Hmph. You have so many, do you still want Lao Tzu's?"

"I want it." Youyue said seriously, "Ayin's is the most important."

Sakata Gintoki took out a small box from his arms and threw it over: "Okay, don't dislike it, if you dare to dislike it, I will beat you."

"Well, it's all done now, it's finished—"

Youyue happily put the small box on the top floor of the gift tower, as if putting the last star on the tip of the Christmas tree.

Yinshi asked back, "What about mine?"

"what are you talking about?"

"Don't play dumb..."

Youyue turned her head and smiled silently at him.

The picture suddenly turned into blurred blocks of color, like a frame-stuck video disc, which was gradually replaced by snowflake-like garbled characters.Her answering voice was also distorted, and the buzzing gradually replaced all noises.

Gintoki woke up from the dream, his forehead hair soaked in cold sweat.

He got up in a daze, went to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water, drank it slowly, and suppressed the palpitations just now.

He went back to his room and flipped the switch.

The circuit is a little old, and the light bulb flickered twice before it "chuckled" to light up.

Yinshi opened the closet, pushed aside the hanging clothes, and there was an old dress with a dust bag inside.The night was very quiet, and he could hear the slight snoring of Kagura across the wall.

"I also said that the gift I gave is the most important, but I didn't even take this away." He lowered his eyes and muttered, "Little liar."

"Go home early."

Ah Yin misses you.