Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

The temper of the little keyboard expert did not decrease much with the passage of time. On the contrary, he became more silent, which directly caused Huswan to be in a bad mood all day long.Moreover, the little keyboard master refused any communication that was not related to the daily order, and the special business affairs really made Hashiwang experience what is called "the cold leaves are floating all over my face".

[Team] Haswan: What are you angry about?I am also dead for love, I was wrong when I choked on you because of Mengmeng, I apologize to you, don't you stop talking to me

[Team] Little keyboard expert: hand in the task

[Team] Hashiwan: Little expert, what's the matter, we can talk about it openly, you have to tell me what you are not satisfied with me

Only in this way can I make corrections and take a step closer to the appearance you like.Of course, Shi Wang Tunbao Ha would not say these words.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I will be Mawei Station next, remember to put on a military uniform

[Team] Haswan: Oh

Faced with the attitude of "non-violence and non-cooperation, you can't beat violence" attitude of the young keyboard master, Huswang really has no way to deal with it, so he can only ask for help from the outside.

Haswan: Didn’t take medicine, please help

Customer service - no medicine: Look at what you said, the customer is God, you just placed an order and want us to communicate with you from today onwards, we only need to use woof woof to communicate with you, so we have to follow suit, right?

Hushi Wang: I don’t want you to learn from Wang Wang Wang, I just want a little expert to talk to me

Did not take medicine: ...! ! !

The amount of information in this sentence is a bit large, and not taking medicine means that I need to digest it.So she copied these few words to Mengmengda, and then...

Customer Service - Mengmengda: I always thought Junye was just being cute, but I didn’t expect him to be so stupid. His behavior made me feel so stupid, so stupid, because of that Wanhua who was serious with him before!

Customer Service - Did not take medicine: Skip the woof woof, let's discuss the next sentence

Customer service-Mengmengda: Damn, if Huswan doesn’t feel for the little expert, I’ll twist my head off and kick it for you

Customer service - did not take medicine: I just want to ask, what should I do now!

Customer service-Mengmengda: I don’t know what the little expert thinks, look, logically speaking, if the little expert can’t stand that idiot Wanhua, and now the military master is dead, if he is protecting his shortcomings, Hushi Wang The angry little coward must have apologized a long time ago. Little experts never pursue this kind of thing too much, but judging from his current tone, it is obvious that the little experts are not willing to talk to him. I am a little confused about this

Customer service - not taking medicine: I have a guess that makes me feel like I am not taking medicine

Customer Service-Mengmengda: Don’t say it... I know what you’re talking about without taking medicine, because I’m also aware of it

Customer service - not taking medicine: what do you think is the possibility

Customer Service-Meng Meng Da: If I put it in the past, I dare to pat my chest and say it is impossible!but now i...

Customer Service—Didn’t take medicine: Kicked by a donkey

Customer Service－Cute: Pimping is not good

Customer service - no medicine: He is now looking for off-court assistance, so I ask the audience to help

Customer Service - Meng Meng Da: Let him take a love list

Customer Service - Didn't take medicine: ...won't the help become more chaotic?

Customer Service-Meng Meng Da: Someone has to take this step first, I think the possibility of letting a small expert come is relatively low, so I can only let the military master come

So I didn't take any medicine and went to have a drink, and then Hushi Wang happily went to take a love order, and then Jinghai Guixu called the little keyboard expert in the gang to take the order.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Little expert, you also know that now the pressure of competition is getting bigger and bigger, and the speed of copycats in the same industry is getting faster and faster. If one order is one order, it will be one order, right?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I don't think I'm short of performance money for the love list

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: This is a matter of credibility

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: It's a little difficult for you, so why don't you help?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Got it

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Thank you for your hard work

After Jinghai returned to the ruins and the little keyboard expert both stopped talking, the guild channel exploded.

[Guild] I am proud of myself: I have never seen the boss talk so lowly, the little expert is so arrogant

[Guild] Did not take medicine: I think the situation is more serious than we thought

[Guild] Mengmengda: I dare not see the end of the military master continuing to die

[Guild] Fuck it: The little expert is still angry with Haswan? !

[Guild] Mengmengda: It’s okay if you’re just angry

【Guild】Didn't take medicine: The key is that I don't know who the little expert is angry with

[Guild] Mengmengda: You can't even tell if the little expert is angry

[Guild] I am proud of myself: ... Is the overall IQ of the guild improved or my IQ has become lower, why can't I understand what is going on now?

[Guild] Did not take medicine: believe me, the whole gang is fighting with you, don’t rush to discuss your IQ

[Guild] Mengmengda: Because we suddenly discovered that our IQ can't be discussed

【Guild】Monkey invites you to be funny:...

Huswang's chess move was a bit subtle, and he was caught off guard by the little expert keyboard player, and he really didn't know how to deal with it.

[Team] Husky Wang: #笑

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What exactly do you want?

[Team] Hashiwan: I took pictures of warm men!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

This kind of dialogue gave the little keyboard expert a feeling of time confusion, because when Huswan was not muffled to death, he used this kind of text distortion ability similar to that of aliens to brainwaves, Forcibly holding back the little expert at operating the keyboard caused internal injuries.

During this period of time, he was like a little milk dog who knew he would be abandoned by his master, rubbing his trouser legs every day, begging for cuddling and attention, pointing to the east with a keyboard expert, he would never go west, and point to the south, he would never run away north side.Huswan's resurgence in such a solid state made it difficult for the little keyboard master to adapt to it for a while.

[Team] Haswan: Can you come here?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What are you doing?

[Team] Huswan: I want to hear what you have to say

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Nothing to say

[Team] Hashiwan: Come on, see that you are also good

The little keyboard expert wasn't sure if Huswan was going to fix something. Thinking of the ideological work that Jinghai Guixu asked him to do a few days ago, he went to the crooked channel that Huswan gave him although he was not very willing.

"Little expert, can you hear me? Hey, hey."

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I can hear

"Why don't you talk?"

【Team】Little keyboard expert: Come on, it’s good to see you

[Team] Haswan: ...

"Okay, okay, it's the same if you listen to me." Haswang saw the little keyboard expert copying what he just said to choke him, so he could only surrender, "Little expert, I just want to tell you What happened some time ago, I can't stand Wan Hua's self-willedness, otherwise I wouldn't be in love with him."

I don't know which word in this sentence hit the G-spot of the little keyboard expert, and the other party directly quit the crooked channel.

[Team] Hashiwan: Why do you back away while talking? !

[Team] Little keyboard expert: This matter has passed, there is no need to mention it again

[Team] Huswan: Then why are you still angry now?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I'm not angry

[Team] Huswan: Then you wake me up tomorrow morning

Little keyboard expert: ...

He really didn't understand why Hushiwang apologized and said such a sentence suddenly.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Why?

[Team] Hashiwan: Because now you are my love

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Hehe

[Team] Hushiwang: When I fell in love with Wanhua, she also woke me up every morning

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Since you get along so happily with her, continue to be together so as not to drag me down

When Hushiwang saw the words of the little keyboard master, he knew that he was going to die again. What he wanted to express was clearly "you are my love now, so it is not too much to wake me up", but he said When I came out, I was interpreted by the little keyboard expert as "I have a good relationship with the previous Wanhua". I don't know if it is a zero score for Huswan Chinese composition, or a full score for reading comprehension by the keyboard expert. In short, the two cannot communicate at all. .

[Team] Huswan: I am not happy with her!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Hehe

[Team] Hashiwan: I think it's better to be with you

After saying this, Hashiwang waited anxiously for the little keyboard expert's "hehe" taunting skill, but after waiting for a long time, he still didn't see the keyboard operator's reaction.

[Team] Huswan: I think earlier, so that I will spend more time playing games and playing with you for a long time

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It sounds really unfortunate

[Team] Husky Wang: The alarm clock can't wake me up, every time I set the alarm clock, after it rings, I press it again and continue to sleep

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I don't want to ask you what to call you

[Team] Haswan: Call me! #Pitiful

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Fei Qutang Gorge

[Team] Huswang: Don’t change the subject, call me, call me, call me

[Team] Little keyboard expert: speak well

[Team] Haswan: It's such a happy decision!Waiting for your call tomorrow morning!God can do it!I can't see the team channel across the picture!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

The little keyboard expert thinks it might be because he talked too much today, which made Ha Shiwang mistakenly think that he is a good talker, and the problem of being sloppy and cheating has reappeared, and he must not be used to it!

Then the little keyboard expert silently set an alarm clock for 07:30, and by the way wrote "Shout Dou Biwang to get up" in the memo.