Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

I didn’t go to sleep until twelve o’clock last night after messing with Huswan. I felt like it was dawn before I closed my eyes. Anyway, I only have a daily order on hand now. Besides, the boss is Huswan, so I just slept until noon and then got up.

Although he hasn't fully woken up yet, the image of Ha Tunbao has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The little keyboard expert went through these thoughts in his mind, pressed the alarm clock with peace of mind, let out a comfortable hum from his nasal cavity, and wrapped it tightly. The quilt turned over.

But the phone rang immediately, and he pressed it impatiently with squinted eyes, then threw it aside, ready to take another nap.After a few seconds, the little keyboard expert sat up in shock as if he suddenly remembered something, touched the phone over, looked at the contents of the memo, and wiped his face.

He seems to have to wake that ancestor up today.

The little keyboard expert scratched his hair irritably, and reluctantly sent a WeChat message.

Keyboardist: get up

Haswan: I didn't call, I can't get up, huh

Little keyboard expert: ...

It's not easy for Huswan to be able to act shameless to such a degree. The little keyboard expert continued to lie on the bed and chat with Huswang helplessly.

Keyboard expert: get up quickly

Hushi Wang: Please silently say in your heart that the little keyboard expert is Nuan Nan, Wu An Nuan, and An Nan

Little keyboard expert: ...

Little keyboardist: can't afford it?

Haswan: Give me a call so I'll be motivated for the day [shy]

Keyboard expert: phone

Huswang: It’s not the word “call” for me to read, it’s a real call

The little keyboard expert was almost driven crazy by this god-like comprehension ability, so he could only type out what he actually wanted to express word by word for Huswang to read.

Keyboardist: phone number

Haswan: Tell me earlier

Little keyboard expert: ...

Then Huswan sent a series of phone numbers, very quickly, not at all like a narcolepsy who can sleep for another 500 years once he touches the bed.The little keyboard expert was very sure that Huswan was too awake at this time, resisting the urge to curse, he called Huswan.

"Hey, it's Xiaoneng..."

"get up."

beep - beep - beep -

Haswan: ...

Facing the one-second call record, Hushi Wang smiled helplessly. He wanted to embrace the handsome man, but the road was long and difficult.At least, he has already got the mobile phone number of the little keyboard expert, and there is another way to get close to him, so Hushi Wang turned somersaults on the bed excitedly.

If time could be turned back, even a small keyboard expert would never agree to call Huswan!electricity!If it weren't for that phone call that exposed his mobile phone number, he wouldn't be in the situation he is today.

Games, WeChat, and phone calls were all compromised. It was easy for Huswang to find him. Every day, he was forced to watch Huswang’s chicken soup for the soul and all kinds of strange requests.

in game

[Team] Huswan: Little expert, little expert, let's go to the hero salt-free island together!The third child will produce pendants!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: This is not within the scope of my business

[Team] Haswan: Wait!I will shoot!

Little keyboard expert: ...

WeChat

Hushi Wang: Little expert, little expert, remember to call me in a gentle tone tomorrow morning to wake me up~

Little keyboardist: hehe

Haswan: You know my phone number~

Keyboard expert: hehehehe

on the phone

"Little expert, little expert, let me tell you, it rained heavily on our side today, and I put an umbrella in my bag when I went out very cleverly, and it didn't get wet at all~"

"So you're calling just for this?"

"Yeah, I'm afraid you're worried about me."

"I'm really worried! Heart! You."

"Look, look, I know."

The little keyboard expert: "..."

After turning off the phone, the little keyboard expert suddenly had a strong desire—someone come out and take this monster away, it is simply too torturous.

[Guild] Mengmengda: Little expert, how are you getting along with the military master recently?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Yes, little expert, do you have the urge to add vendetta every minute?

[Guild] I am proud of myself: Aren’t you really blacking Huswan?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Stop making trouble, does he still need us to blackmail?

[Guild] Mengmengda: He has gone farther and farther on the road of self-hacking

[Guild] Great work is good: at least with a small expert, Haswan is much more secure on the World Channel

【Guild】Secondary two rules the world: Hasn't Hashiwan complained about male gods before?

[Guild] Mengmengda: Secondary [-], you are still too young

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Love you will kill you, haven't you heard of it?

【Guild】Secondary two rules the world: But...Haswan will not be able to kill male gods even if he trains for another ten years

[Guild] Mengmengda: So, he can only use assets to suppress

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Every time I receive a complaint from Haswan, I know that the little expert is playing with him again

【Guild】Secondary two rules the world: Opening a new door to the world of complaints#谢谢

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: #Despise me for being alive

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: yo~ little expert

[Guild] Let's have a shot: Little expert, are you okay?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: very bad

[Guild] Have a blast: But judging by your complexion, you should be doing well recently

[Guild] No medicine: at least we can chat freely in the guild channel

[Guild] Mengmengda: Just because of this, I decided not to black military master today

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: I agree

[Guild] Did not take medicine: yo~ boss

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: What are you doing to join in the fun?

[Guild] Returning to the Ruins of Jinghai: Do you care about the masses?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Hehe

But it is indeed due to Huswan's shameless temperament. The relationship between the keyboard expert and him is not as deadlocked as before. Occasionally, the keyboard expert can cooperate with Haswan to improve his reputation in daily life. On the surface, it is quite friendly.

On this day, after finishing the Mawei post, the little keyboard master and Hushi Wang went to Chang'an City to accept the mission of the big battle, and closed the camp by the way.Huswang felt that the atmosphere was good, and he was going to have a frank and honest talk with the little keyboard expert. Although the superficial conflict seemed to be resolved, the actual conflict had not really been eliminated.

[Team] Huswan: Don't shout

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Will someone come from your side?

[Team] Haswan: No, I just want to talk to you

[Team] Little Keyboardist: What is there to talk about?

[Team] Haswan: I can actually see that you are not willing to take my order, but I don't understand why

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Because you are stupid

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Huswan: It is undeniable that this may be one of the reasons. What about other reasons?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Isn't this reason enough?You can kill me, but you still want another reason?

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Huswang: I am not intermittently stupid, if I am stupid, I have been stupid all the way, and you did not resist much before

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Maybe it’s because I didn’t realize that there is no limit to your stupidity at that time.

[Team] Haswan: I am talking to you seriously

[Team] Little keyboard expert: How can you tell that I'm not answering your question seriously?

[Team] Haswan: I want to fundamentally solve the problems between us and lay a solid foundation for a more friendly relationship in the future

【Map】Little expert keyboard operator: Come to fight, T, milk, whatever you want [-]=[-]#拍手#拍手#拍手

[Team] Haswan: ...

The first communication failed!

After the big battle, the savages in the group withdrew one after another, leaving Huswang and the keyboard expert again. After handing in the task, Huswang stopped the keyboard expert again.

[Team] Haswan: Little expert, I really want to talk to you very seriously

[Team] The little keyboard expert: Why are you so serious about dating?

[Team] Haswan: ...

In fact, if you want to fall in love with me, I also welcome it very much. ——by the voice of Haswan

[Team] Ha Shiwang: That's not the case, there must be a few friends among friends, right?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Our relationship has not eased to the point where we can talk to each other, right?

[Team] Haswan: Isn't there any? !

[Team] Keyboardist: Yes, yes, okay, then there is no need for us to continue talking, after all, we can talk to each other

[Team] Haswan: ...

The second communication failed!

Faced with the incompetence (?) of a young keyboard expert, Hashiwan felt that he had to use his trump card!Now that you have taken the love list, you must use the love list wisely!

[Team] Huswang: Xiao Neng Neng!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What the hell is Xiao Neng Neng?

[Team] Hashiwang: Xiao Neng Neng, I am your father-in-law, Xiao Wang Wang

[Team] Little keyboard expert: speak well

[Team] Hashiwang: My daughter-in-law doesn't want to tell me what's in my heart, and my father-in-law hurts

[Team] Little keyboard expert: If you talk like that again, I will make your whole body hurt

[Team] Huswan: Please treat me gently #谢谢

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Keyboardist: What do you want?

[Team] Haswan: Tell me why you resist me

[Team] Little keyboardist: Want to hear the truth?

[Team] Huswan: The Truth

[Team] Little keyboard expert: You have excellent conditions and don’t know how to make good use of them. You just think about how to trouble me. When I don’t want to take orders, you threaten me with complaints and bad reviews. Yes, I’m procrastinating What can a useless leg do, except that you can’t do anything except unwilling to accept your order, and even a little bit of resistance is suppressed by you, is it very proud?I have let go of my self-esteem and figure and almost kneel at your feet begging you to take pity on me. Is it interesting for you to push me so hard?

Your friend [little keyboard expert] is offline

Hushi Wang looked at the long string of conversations in the friend channel, and was a little dazed. He just wanted to find out the problem between him and the little keyboard expert, and solve it, so that the two of them could get along more naturally in the future. Opened the door to a new world.

When did I get into trouble with him all my heart!

... Well, at the beginning there was, but then I really wasn't looking for trouble, I'm not fucking S, why would I trouble someone I like anytime, anywhere!

etc!When did I threaten him with complaints and bad reviews?

...Okay, there was at the beginning, but if... the little expert could follow me a little bit, I wouldn't say such a thing. Wasn't it because he changed the order privately that I was too angry to complain for the first time? !How come I'm still wrong!

Etc., etc!What is "I'm dragging a useless leg"? !

Huswang looked at each word word by word, and finally saw the point. So the little keyboard expert is a disabled person? !

In addition to being unbelievable, Haswan couldn't ignore the distress that rose from the bottom of his heart. He frowned and looked down. The more he looked, the more he felt like a jerk.

So that's what the little expert thinks of me in his heart?