Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

"Ding-dong-"

"Ah, hello, is this Mr. Little Expert? This is your courier, please sign for it."

The little keyboard expert looked at the courier that was placed in his arms, looked up at the courier brother who was smiling harmlessly, and signed his name silently.

After closing the door, he casually threw the package on the ground, and then looked at the living room full of packages, thinking that he might be driven crazy by Huswan!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Why did you even mail me roll paper!

[Team] Huswan: I bought too much! ! !Can't run out! ! !

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Do you think I will believe it? !

[Team] Huswan: It should... yes?

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #despise

[Team] Hashiwan: Anyway, if you buy everything, you can keep it

[Team] Little keyboard expert: If you send me these inexplicable things again, believe it or not, I will send you an atomic bomb

[Team] Huswan: You can't get the atomic bomb

[Team] Little keyboard expert: The focus is on the first half of the sentence!

[Team] Huswan: But I think you need these things very much

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Just roll paper, what makes you think I need two boxes of disposable chopsticks and bowls?

[Team] Haswan: This way you don’t have to wash the dishes, isn’t it very convenient?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Please explain to me why a box of snacks is delivered to my house every day, ranging from biscuits and chips to chocolate fruit candy, and beef jerky and cheese from time to time

[Team] Haswan: Ah yes!When I mentioned cheese, I remembered, do you like yogurt?Still prefer to drink pure milk?I heard that banana milk tastes good, do you want to try it?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: What exactly do you want to do?

[Team] Hashiwan: Isn't it inconvenient for you to go out?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: So are you pitying me?

[Team] Haswan: No!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Then why did you do it?

[Team] Hashiwan: I just want to help you do something, nothing else

[Team] Little Keyboardist: No need, I have had a good life without you for more than 20 years, and it is even better than now

The little keyboard expert felt a little regretful after sending it, and always felt that his words were a bit unreasonable, and Huswang didn't answer the words for a long time, which made him feel a little uneasy.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Don't send me these things in the future

[Team] Haswan: Then do you need anything?

【Team】Keyboard expert: no

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I don't need other people's pity, especially yours

[Team] Haswan: I don't pity you

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Then why did you do this?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Before you knew about that, you weren't that abnormal

Because at that time, I didn't like you so much, I liked you so much that I wished I could send all the things you needed to you.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: No matter what you are doing for it, don’t do it in the future

[Team] Hashiwan: Is it okay to just give gifts to friends?

【Team】Little keyboard expert: Our relationship only exists in the game

[Team] Hashiwan: Do you know that your words are very hurtful?

[Team] Keyboardist: Really?don't feel at all

[Team] Huswan: Sometimes you are really an asshole

When the little keyboard expert saw Hushiwang's words, his heart stopped and he almost forgot to breathe.After reacting, he took a deep breath and stabilized his emotions before continuing to type on the team channel.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I'm sorry I didn't let you see until now

[Team] Haswan: But I won't argue with you

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I really hope you can argue with me

[Team] Haswan: That's good

The little keyboard expert saw the two words from the other party, pressed his lips tightly, and waited for the final judgment from the other party, but...

[Team] Hushi Wang: I will forgive you if you do the Tanabata mission with me

[Team] Little Keyboardist: What makes you think I'm asking for your forgiveness?

[Team] Hashiwan: So I am asking you to do the Tanabata mission with me

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Why should I do Qixi Festival missions with you?

[Team] Hashiwan: Because our love list has not expired

Faced with Huswan's sudden IQ explosion, the little keyboard expert couldn't find words to refute for a while.

[Team] Hutch Wang: HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaOur love list has not expired yet!So I can mail you snacks and do Tanabata missions with you!I'm so smart!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Keyboardist: Wait, how did you know my address?

Oops!Huswang has made countless calculations, but he missed this one. The little keyboard expert is probably too worn out by Huswang’s successive wrong delivery. He didn’t notice the most critical problem all of a sudden. Now tell Huswang After opening, suddenly realized.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Don't pretend to be dead, talk

[Team] Huswan: I'll ask someone else

[Team] Keyboardist: Who?

[Team] Haswan: It's someone else

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Who are the others?

【Team】Haswan: Others are others

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Seeing you are so unyielding, I almost thought your name was Liu Hulan

[Team] Hashiwang: My surname is Liu, but my name is not Liu Hulan

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ... I don't want to know your last name

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Forget it, pretend I didn’t say it, and don’t tell me what your name is

[Team] Haswan: I promise I won’t send you these weird things in the future

[Team] Little keyboard expert: So if you don't think it's weird, you'll mail it to me, right?

[Team] Huswan: ...how are you so smart

【Team】Little keyboard expert: It’s normal for me to be smart, but I’m a little surprised that you’re so smart that you start playing word games

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Don't send me anything in the future

[Team] Huswan: Is it okay even on holidays?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: not even on holidays

[Team] Haswan: What about your birthday?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Why do you even know my birthday? !

[Team] Haswan: The water in my house is boiling!I'm going to soak in boiling water!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

The little keyboard expert was shocked by Huswan's ability to grasp his own information in such a comprehensive way. He always thought that Huswan's contact with him was limited to games, but from... the keyboard expert looked back and looked at it. After all kinds of packages, I passed this idea. Could it be that there are moles in the gang?

The little keyboard expert immediately thought of not taking medicine and being cute.

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Are you here without taking medicine?

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: I'm here, you little expert, you're looking for me

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Has Huswan found you recently?

[Guild] Did not take medicine: no

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Why are you Husband!

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: It's all right

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: You don't look like you're okay with such an angry tone, little expert, what happened, sisters support you

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: I'm thankful if you don't make trouble for me

[Guild] Did not take medicine: what nonsense is the truth #shy

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Where's the cute guy?

[Guild] Mengmengda: What's the matter?After looking for me without taking medicine, do you want us to give you a popular science posture?

【Guild】Meng Meng Da: typo, knowledge

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #Shy don’t struggle Mengmeng, the input method has betrayed you

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: #Shy Xianggong, how can you dismantle the slave’s platform in front of outsiders?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: speak well

[Guild] Mengmengda: What's the matter?

[Guild] Keyboardist: Has anyone asked you for my address?

[Guild] Mengmeng: Three-dimensional?

[Guild] Mengmengda: No, even if you come to ask, you can’t tell anyone casually

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Little expert, did something happen to you?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: No one asked?

[Guild] Did not take medicine: no

[Guild] Mengmengda: Really not, if there is, I will tell you as soon as possible

[Guild] Keyboard expert: What about birthdays?

[Guild] Mengmengda: That’s even more impossible, I can’t even remember my birthday without taking medicine

[Guild] Did not take medicine: What? !

[Guild] Mengmengda: Exaggerated rhetorical techniques

[Guild] I am proud of myself: the appearance of the little expert being chased to the third dimension by the enemy made me feel a strong sense of crisis

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: #Despise dead heart, who will do anything to you?

[Guild] I am proud of myself: #Despise ugliness, is there no way out?

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Little expert, what's the matter?Is it serious?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: It's not a big deal, just come and ask

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Are you sure?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Don't worry

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Let me emphasize again that no one is allowed to disclose the authenticity of employees, especially Mengmengda and Didn’t Take Medicine, you two have a thorough grasp of employee information

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Knowing the boss, who would get involved in the third dimension if it's okay?

[Guild] Mengmengda: We still have this basic professional ethics

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: Little expert, if there is anything, remember to tell me at any time

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: OK

It's not that he's cute, it's not that he hasn't taken medicine, and other people don't have a comprehensive grasp of his information, so how did his information leak out, and how did Haswan know it?

Looking at the pile of parcels on the ground, the little keyboard expert couldn't help but fell into deep thought.