Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

Hashiwang, who escaped with the excuse of boiling the water, let out a long breath. He looked at the quiet team channel, subconsciously switched the computer interface to the web page, and then smirked again.

The microblog of my family's little expert is really cute and eloquent! ——by Hashiwang who fell into a state of insanity

If it was placed two months ago, who told Hashiwang that he would look through the Weibo of a game studio and the people he followed one by one in order to find a power leveling, he would be able to laugh at that person, but... …Haswan, who has already taken action and succeeded, does not feel that there is anything wrong with his behavior at all, and even feels that he is a little witty.

like!

Let the professionals have a public work account, anyone can use it, but Haswang, who read all [-] Weibo posts, judged with the eyes of a professional that he did not take medicine and Mengmeng did not use this account The time is [-] times that of others!

Of course, the professional Haswang also recognized from the many microblogs at a glance ↓ This microblog was posted by his family’s young expert.

#五周年回复# You are not allowed to buy this, otherwise, I will kill you~

Most of this public account is used to promote your own studio, so it is rare to see it repost other people's Weibo, but this is not a problem for Shiwang idiot Ha, you can find people who follow you without Weibo , and then he started a long journey to find friends.

I went through all the [-] followers, and finally found the five words "little keyboard expert" in the lower part of the middle. At that moment, the sense of accomplishment was overwhelming, and Hashiwan couldn't restrain my excitement. The four little swan dances were performed on the spot.

It is very different from the little keyboard expert in Hushiwang's impression. On Weibo, the little keyboard expert seems a bit... Hushiwang racked his brains and reluctantly came up with the word "sunshine", This is the only adjective he can think of to distinguish him from the sharp-tongued, vitriolic, arrogant and cold second young master in the game.

If he hadn't known about this in advance, there would be no way for Huswang to tell from the microblog of the little keyboard expert that he is a person with leg problems.

However, this Weibo has been abandoned for a long time. The latest Weibo was also posted in June this year. After reading the microblog of the little keyboard expert, the more I read, the more interesting he becomes.

Keyboard expert: I woke up this morning and found that the pigeon I saw a few days ago stayed in the planter outside the bedroom. I fed it some corn and ate it with my hand. It was not afraid of people at all.

Keyboard expert: Two and a half of the boss's three sentences are national insults. I can't help but wonder what expression his mother has on his face when he hears him say that. [cute]

Little keyboard expert: I’m already [-] in a blink of an eye, and I’m living alone again this year. At this age, the circle of friends is full of people who show their sons, wives, and girlfriends. Delete Tencent angrily!

Little expert at the keyboard: I ticked C this month and made a good fortune. I am going to order takeaway to eat at night and celebrate.

Little keyboardist: What's wrong with this city?It was still summer a few days ago, why didn't I force people to wear padded jackets directly! [Location]

Ha Shiwang, who discovered the other party's birthday and home address in the past Weibo, said that Sina is really a miracle.

If you don't rush, you can go a thousand miles, and if you don't accumulate small streams, you can't make a river. Haswang feels that he can't be complacent because of such a small achievement. , got his work QQ, personal QQ, and Tencent Weibo.

Just thinking about it makes me unbearable.

But the most urgent task at the moment is to persuade the little keyboard expert to agree to do the Qixi Festival mission with him.

[Team] Keyboardist: Want to do Qixi Festival missions together?

[Team] Haswan: Yes, yes, yes

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It’s not impossible

[Team] Huswan: #您#您#您

[Team] Little keyboard expert: tell me how you know my home address and my birthday

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Haswan: Don't mention the past

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I have to mention that today you can know my home address and my birthday, but tomorrow you will know all the information about my family up to three generations

[Team] Huswan: I'm not Sherlock Holmes

[Team] Little keyboard expert: And the leakage of personal information makes me feel very unsafe

[Team] Haswan: I won't tell others

[Team] Little keyboard expert: But the person who told you might tell others

[Team] Huswan: I think... probably not

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Why are you so sure?

Because this person is now pressing me how I know!How could you tell others so rigorously!If it weren't for my fiery eyes and perseverance, I wouldn't know it!The number of followers on your Weibo is less than three digits, most of them are reserved for professional people, except for me who loves you deeply, who would have nothing to do to go to your studio’s Weibo? Pay more attention to people and dig out your Weibo!

[Team] Haswan: I believe in him

The little keyboard expert watched Hushiwang say that he believed in others in such a firm tone, and tried to ignore the little discomfort in his heart, but failed.

As the saying goes, if you don't make me feel better, I can't let you live alone, so...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Then you should trust him, Qixi mission, no way

[Team] Haswan:! ! !

[Team] Huswan: Don’t do this #Poor

The young keyboard expert really couldn't type the lines of "you choose me or him", which is full of [-] o'clock soap romance dramas, so he simply replaced it with the most cold words voted by the people.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Hehe

[Team] Hushi Wang: Do it with me, who do you want to be with if you don’t do it with me?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: A few days ago, Unlimited Thousands of Machines also said that they just lacked a little partner to do the task of Qixi Festival

[Team] Haswan:! ! !

[Team] Haswan: No way!Can't follow him!He has bad intentions for you!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Hehe

[Team] Haswan: I really can't tell you, but I can guarantee that he will never tell

[Team] Keyboard expert: Then you can do the Qixi Festival task by yourself

[Little keyboard expert] quit the team

[Nearby] Haswan:! ! !

[Nearby] Huswan: I was wrong, come back with your team

[Little keyboard expert] invites you to form a team

【Team】Little keyboard expert: What do you think?

[Team] Haswan: You

【Team】Little keyboard expert: What does it mean?

[Team] Haswan: You told me

[Team] Keyboardist: Are you insulting my IQ or your own?

[Team] Hashiwan: I saw it from your Weibo

Seeing this answer that was definitely not on the candidate list, the little keyboard expert was slightly taken aback.

[Team] Keyboardist: When did I give you my Weibo?

[Team] Huswan: You didn't give it to me

[Team] Little Keyboardist: Then how do you know?

[Team] Haswan: I found it

[Team] Keyboard expert: Looking for it?

[Team] Haswan: Yes

[Team] Keyboardist: How did you find it?

[Team] Hashiwan: The Weibo account of your studio

[Team] Little keyboard expert: The studio has not retweeted my Weibo

[Team] Hashiwan: I found it among the people I follow

Too bad, he will definitely be considered a pervert!Will the little expert ignore me from now on! ——by Hushiwang who wants to cry but can't cry

[Team] Little keyboard expert: The studio's Weibo has a lot of followers, right?

[Team] Huswan: Generally many

[Team] Little keyboard expert: How long have you been looking for?

[Team] Huswan: Uh, soon

The little keyboard expert couldn't figure out that Hashiwang found his Weibo in this way, and it seems that the other party has already read all of his Weibo, and maybe even the people who follow him have not let go. Thinking of this, the little keyboard expert simply didn't know what face to put on.

[Team] Hashiwan: I told you, can you do the Qixi Festival mission with me?

【Team】Little keyboard expert: Who told you to do this

[Team] Huswan: No one asked me to do this

[Team] Keyboard expert: Then why did you do that?

Huswang was about to cry, why didn't he know that the little keyboard expert likes to ask questions so much, he turned into a hundred thousand whys in seconds.

[Team] Haswan: I just think about it myself

[Team] Little keyboard expert: oh

I almost thought I was going to explain it here today!I thought you would continue to ask why you thought!If you ask this question, will I have to be confessed!So what does oh mean!Why don't you keep asking! ——by Hashwang, who has been driven mad

[Team] Little keyboard expert: The Qixi Festival task is to reward the ring, right?

[Team] Haswan: The official blog seems to say so

[Team] Keyboard expert: So don't you think it's weird that your name is engraved on the same ring as mine?

[Team] Haswan: Not at all!Your name is awesome!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: But I think your name is a bit stupid

[Team] Huswan: #poor

[Team] Huswan: What name do you like!I will change it!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Forget it, no matter how you change it, you are stupid

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I heard that Zha Xiu is having an affair with Zha Ce during this period, do you want to take advantage of it?

[Team] Huswan: #哭不要

[Team] Little keyboard expert: That delicate flower must really want to do Qixi Festival missions with you

[Team] Huswang: #Cry she doesn't want to see me at all

[Team] Keyboardist: If she wanted to see you, would you do it with her?

[Team] Huswang: #cry and do it with you

[Team] Huswan: ...Wait, are you jealous, little expert? !

[Team] Little keyboard expert: #I despise your brain hole so big that you can go to the doctor

[Team] Haswan: ...

Huswan's last little hope was shattered like this. Thinking about it, it is really impossible for the little keyboard expert to have any unreasonable thoughts about him. It is possible to change the subject and object.

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Call me when the time comes

[Team] Haswan: Is this agreed?

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #Despise me and repent

[Team] Huswan: No!

[Team] Haswan: I'll tell you as soon as the mission starts!

[Team] Husky Wang: #呲牙#呲牙#呲牙

[Team] Little keyboard expert: put away your stupid expressions

[Team] Haswan: Then what are we going to do now!

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Chengdu flag

[Team] Hashiwang: Don't look for infinite thousand machines to become better, okay? #Poor

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #恨恨此吧哟

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Huswan: That will only play three games

【Team】Little keyboard expert: #despise

[Team] Hashiwang: #cry well, you can play as many games as you want

[Team] Little keyboard expert: #笑