Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

The little keyboard expert rented a two-bedroom apartment. The room was useless on weekdays, so it was used as a study room.Things are miscellaneous, but fortunately, cleaning is hired every week, which is passable. The only downside is that there is no bed.

Huswang secretly looked at the face of the little keyboard expert, hoping that the other party could tell the answer he wanted to hear, but...

"Then I can only wrong you to sleep on the sofa." The tone was particularly uncompromising.

Haswang who really felt wronged: "..."

"Do you want to sleep in the storage room?"

Haswang, who no longer knows what face he should put on: "..."

"It's best not to enter my room. I don't like my private territory to be entered by others." The little keyboard expert was very serious when he said this.

"it is good."

Seeing Hushiwang laugh secretly, the little keyboard expert added: "Sleepwalking is not a reason."

Haswan: "..."

Seeing Hushi Wang's disappointed expression, the little keyboard expert had to suspect that he had really thought of such an unreliable and lame reason in the first place.

After admiring all the rooms except the bedroom of the little keyboard expert, the two sat down on the sofa.Thinking of staying here for a while, the key is to be alone with him and the little keyboard expert, Hushi Wang looked excited, and he asked, "Do I need to do housework for you?"

"Would you know it?" The little keyboard expert looked at Haswan from top to bottom, his eyes full of suspicion.

"I can learn." Haswan said, wagging his tail.

"Since no, what housework should I ask you to do?"

"But it's done in a lot of TV shows - I don't charge you rent but you have to replace it with labor or something."

The little keyboard expert said with a black line on his forehead: "Don't watch these strange TV dramas in the future."

"Oh."

Facing the disappointed Hushiwang keyboard expert, he said: "..."

One housework is useless and one housework is forced to be abolished. It is difficult to cook a meal by yourself. The little keyboard expert habitually starts to call and order takeaway at any time. Seeing his familiar movements, Haswan tried to Asked aggressively, "Have you always ordered takeaway?"

"Hmm." The little keyboard expert who was waiting for the other party to answer the phone briefly agreed, and then began to tell the dishes he wanted to the connected phone over there.

"What do you want to eat?" The little keyboard expert suddenly realized that there was someone beside him, and immediately covered the receiver and asked Haswang.

"Just like you."

The little keyboard expert nodded, and continued to say to the takeaway shop on the other end of the phone: "Two servings."

After dinner, the little keyboard master said that he would go back to the room to play the game, and let Hushiwang take care of himself. Hushiwang knew that he had just arrived, so he couldn't do too much, even if he wanted to watch it in the keyboard master's room. Look, but can only watch pitifully as the door is slammed shut in front of him.

Huswang, who thought he should do something, asked the little keyboard expert to leave the takeaway lunch box for him to clean up. Throwing away the trash is not a problem for Huswang, and it is done in seconds. When he saw the oil stains on the dining table, he went straight to the living room to smoke. I picked up some paper and came over to wipe it clean. Looking at the brand-new dining table, I really feel a sense of accomplishment.

After tidying up these things, Haswan also took out his laptop, plugged in the network card and started the game.

[Little keyboard expert] invites you to form a team

[Team] Little keyboard expert: Are you all packed?

[Team] Huswan: That's right #呲牙

[Team] Keyboard expert: Did you wipe the table?

[Team] Husky Wang: Scratch #呲牙

[Team] Keyboardist: Did you find the rag?

[Team] Huswan: A rag?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Team] Keyboardist: What did you use to wipe the table?

[Team] Huswan: Draw paper

[Team] Little keyboard expert: ...

Then Huswan saw the little keyboard expert come out of his room, bypass the sofa and go to the dining room.Huswang put the notebook aside, stood up abruptly and followed the little keyboard master.

"This thing is called a rag, do you know it?" The little keyboard expert leaning against the kitchen sink said seriously.

Haswan: "...know"

"In the future, I will use this to wipe the table, and I have to go out to buy paper when I run out, which is very troublesome."

Haswan's eyes lit up: "It's okay, I can go shopping with you!"

The little keyboardist said, "But I don't want to go out."

Huswang subconsciously wanted to look at the feet of the little keyboard expert, but his reason told him that if he did so, the keyboard operator would definitely feel hurt, so he grinned and said, "Then it's okay for me to go out and buy alone." Can."

"Ah, yes, it doesn't matter if I use it, I remember someone sent me a lot of rolls of paper, which can just come in handy." The little keyboard expert said with a playful smile, "You really have the foresight. "

"So-so." Hashwang said with a smile.

The little keyboard expert carefully identified it, and finally he could only say helplessly: "I'm not complimenting you."

Haswan: "..."

After showing Huswang how wasteful the other party's housework is, the little keyboard expert was about to go back to his room to continue his power leveling career. Huswang called to stop him and said, "We are all under the same roof, do we really need to use the team channel to chat? ?”

The expression of the little keyboard expert looked a bit puzzled, and he asked, "You don't need the team channel, so why do you want to use roar?"

Haswan: "..."

Seeing Hushiwang's deflated expression, the little keyboard expert emphasized again: "I will never let you into my room."

"Can't you move the computer out?"

"Mine is desktop."

Haswan: "..."

"Anything else?" asked the little keyboard expert.

"Uh, do you need a laptop? There's something wrong with mine, and I'm thinking of getting a new one."

The little keyboard expert: "..."

"You think I'm stupid?" The little keyboard expert had to admit that he was defeated by Haswan's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open.

"You really don't think about trying it with a laptop? Does it work?"

The little keyboard expert looked at Hushi Wang for a while, then turned his head and walked away with a cold expression that he didn't bother to care about you. Hushiwang looked at the back of the keyboard little expert, and felt that he needed a bowl of dejected egg fried rice to heal him own mind.

[Team] Huswang: Little expert, little expert, do you have Coke at home?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: I remember just now that someone said that someone only likes to drink cold water in summer

[Team] Haswan: ...

[Team] Keyboardist: Go ahead, the cool water in the kettle in the kitchen is yours, you're welcome

[Team] Hashiwang: Why do you have to be too serious about being a human?

[Team] Little keyboard expert: It’s just so principled

Because I was the only one in the room, the little keyboard expert didn’t even feel that there was an extra person in the house. When I went out of the room to pour water at night, I was frightened by Hushiwang, who was curled up on the sofa with the light of the computer screen printed on his face. one jump.

"Will you get up and drink water?"

"Hmm." The little keyboard expert pushed the wheelchair past him, poured out a glass of water, and asked, "Why are you still up so late?"

Haswan turned his head and grinned at the little keyboard expert, and said, "I'm looking at the recipe."

The little keyboard expert glanced at Hushiwang, nodded, and didn't speak.

"Little expert, I think, from tomorrow onwards, I'll cook, just once or twice once in a while, it's neither practical nor safe to eat out every day."

"Don't you know how to cook?"

"I can learn."

Under the reflection of the fluorescent light, Huswan's side face was very serious, and the little keyboard expert was a little dazed.From now on, Huswan seems to have been refreshing his understanding of him. Every time the little keyboard expert thinks that he has seen his true colors, after a while, he will be able to conjure up a person who can't be hated. It's so bright that in retrospect, the young keyboard masters don't quite remember the arrogance and unreasonable troubles of Huswan at the beginning.

"What are you looking at?" Seeing the little keyboard expert staring at him in a daze, Ha Shiwang was a little uncomfortable, and interrupted his behavior.

"It's nothing, go to bed early." Then he was about to leave.

"I'll help you."

Before he had time to say two words, Huswang had already stood up, and the little keyboard expert acquiesced in the other party's behavior, letting him push himself to the door of the room.

Huswang, who has always regarded the rules as nothing, stopped at the door very honestly this time. He opened the door for the little keyboard expert, squatted down, and smiled at the little keyboard expert: "Good night, sleep well Sleep."

"Good night."

Looking at the closed door in front of him, Hushiwang secretly made up his mind that he must become a generation of housework masters!Then……

"Where's the clothes I put in the washing machine?" The little keyboard expert got up the next day to wash off yesterday's dirty clothes, but found that the clothes were gone. The only person in the house was Haswan, and he knew the culprit without thinking. who.

"I washed it for you." Hushi Wang smiled, "I returned it to Baidu, these intimate clothes are best washed by hand, so..."

The little keyboard expert interrupted Hushiwang with a grim expression: "So you used half a bag of washing powder from me?!"

"Uh...I'm worried that it won't be clean."

The little keyboard expert couldn't think of what kind of virtue his few unlined clothes had become. He immediately went to the balcony with a cane, and then found that his clothes were shining with colorful light under the sunlight.

Little keyboard expert: ...

Haswan:?

"Didn't you notice that the foam on the clothes hasn't been washed?"

Huswan's voice could be heard to be annoyed, and he said, "Do you still need to wash off the foam after using washing powder?"

The little keyboard expert: "..."

"I see! Next time I will definitely remember to wash it several times!"

"There's no need for next time. I think my laundry detergent probably won't be able to accept you coming here so many times." He lowered the hanger to take off all the clothes, rolled them up, and the little keyboard expert went back to the bathroom with a cane.

The failure of washing clothes not only did not dispel the enthusiasm of Huswan to do housework, but also made him more diligent and inquisitive. The computer interface was switched from games to Baidu. Wang created a document, which was clearly marked by category. The young keyboard expert looked at Hushiwang's stubbornness without looking back after hitting the south wall. He didn't know whether to praise him or beat him up. His expression was very exciting.

"Little expert, is there a relatively large supermarket near your home?"

"what are you looking for?"

"Buy some food." Haswan's eyes dodged a little.

"Turn right out of the community and just cross a road."

"Do you... have anything you want to eat?" Seeing that the little keyboard expert didn't pour cold water on him, Huswang immediately revived with blood on the spot, wagging his tail.

"Buy two buckets of instant noodles."

"Why do you want to eat instant noodles." Hushiwang muttered, but he still added instant noodles x[-] to the top of his shopping list, "What flavor do you want?"

"Whatever, not too spicy."

"it is good."

Facts have proved that the little keyboard expert really has the foresight.After soaking two bowls of instant noodles, Huswang turned the plate back to hold it down, with a embarrassed expression on his face, not even daring to look at the expression of the little keyboard expert.

Just an hour ago, Huswan was full of enthusiasm, and brought a bunch of ingredients he bought from the supermarket into the kitchen, and then there were all kinds of popping sounds, and a puff of smoke gushed out from the unclosed door When he came out, the little keyboard expert who had been guarding the living room decisively pushed the wheelchair over, and then opened the door.

Haswang looked at the door with tears streaming down his face, and said, "What a fire!"

The little keyboard expert: "..."

Having expected such a situation a long time ago, the young expert at the keyboard went to turn off the fire and turned on the range hood, and a strong burnt smell came to his nostrils.

"Fortunately, you know how to cover the pot, otherwise, we can only meet in the hospital."

Haswan drooped his shoulders and whispered, "I'm sorry."

"Boil the pot of water and eat instant noodles."

Hushiwang took a sip of the noodles, looked up at the little keyboard expert, who rolled the instant noodles with chopsticks and put them into his mouth without making a sound, very gentle.

After swallowing this mouthful, the little keyboard expert said without raising his hands, "Look what I'm doing?"

"No...it's nothing." Huswang immediately lowered his head, and took a big mouthful of noodles to cover up his staring at the little keyboard expert.

After a long time, the little keyboard expert said, "The instant noodles are delicious."

Haswan: "???"

"Congratulations on your first successful cooking."

After finishing speaking, the little keyboard expert put down the disposable chopsticks in his hand, pushed the wheelchair and left.Huswang looked at the back of the little keyboard expert in disbelief, with an idiot expression on his face.

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The author has something to say: Thank you Xilou Cuomeng and Ah Chou for saying goodbye to mine, okay?