Sword net 3: chicken flying and dog jumping

If the little keyboard expert knew that he had completely burned Huswan's cooking universe, he would probably take the time machine to go back and beat himself to death.

"I don't have any bowls to throw for you! There's no end to it!" The little keyboard expert heard the sound from the kitchen again, and couldn't help but yelled at the kitchen.

"Where did you put the disposable dishes that were sent to you last time?" Haswang ran out of the kitchen sweating, jumping anxiously.

"Go to the storage room, find it yourself."

The little keyboard expert sat on the sofa and played games on Huswan's laptop. From the corner of his eye, he watched Huswan busy around him.

"What's the smell!" The little keyboard expert smelled a burnt smell, and shouted at Hushi Wang who was currently rummaging through the storage room.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hashwang yelled and ran out of the storage room, and rushed into the kitchen like a wolf dog chasing after him.

The little keyboard expert: "..."

After making such a meal, not only Huswang, but also the little keyboard expert will be heartbroken.

After finally getting three dishes and one soup, two meat and one vegetable, watching the young keyboard expert fiddle with a piece of scorched black lump with chopsticks, Hashiwang asked guiltily: "How about it?" ...Order takeaway?"

"What is this?" The little keyboard expert tried hard to keep his facial nerves normal, but the corners of his mouth still twitched unavoidably.

"Braised ribs."

The little keyboard expert retracted his chopsticks and pointed to a long, dark strip, "What about this one?"

"Uh... cold enoki mushrooms."

It sounded like something more edible. Before putting it in his mouth, the little keyboard expert asked, "Didn't you just wash it and then serve it cold?"

"Blanched in water." Haswan hurriedly answered.

The little expert keyboardist took a bite as if he was dead, and then ate half a bowl of rice without saying a word before stopping.Haswan didn't understand what kind of reaction this was, and looked at him nervously.

"How about it?"

"Try it yourself."

Hushi Wang carefully picked out a wisp and stuffed it into his mouth, then spit it out immediately, and started to pick up the rice. After the taste in his mouth dissipated, he said: "I used soy sauce as vinegar! What did you say that you made it yourself? This color is completely different from the one in the recipe."

The chopsticks of the little keyboard expert went around in a circle, but he couldn't find anything to eat, so he had to change the soup spoon to scoop up soup.Tomato and egg soup is definitely the most attractive dish in a table of dark dishes. Huswang also expressed great confidence in this bowl of soup. The little expert at the keyboard took a sip. Except that the salt was a bit too much, it was actually not bad. Not bad, and then the little keyboard expert scooped up the second spoonful of soup.

The color of the egg yolk was very attractive, especially when he was hungry, the little keyboard expert sent it to his mouth without hesitation, and stopped abruptly after chewing two bites.

"what happened?"

"How many eggs did you break?"

Hashiwang was stunned by the question of the little expert at operating the keyboard for a moment, and blinked at the little expert.

"One?"

"Two... two."

"Two eggs are enough to eat. Remember not to add eggshells in the future. Although they are both eggs, the only edible ones are egg whites and egg yolks. The eggshells are only responsible for the teeth."

Ha Shiwang, who was stunned by the skill of the little keyboard operator's poisonous tongue: "..."

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: Recently, the online frequency of young experts has been greatly reduced. Could it be that they are hiding men?

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: ...

[Guild] Mengmengda: And every time the little expert goes online, then the stupid dog goes online. This kind of synchronization rate has to make me think deeply

[Guild] The little keyboard expert: …………

[Guild] I am proud of myself: Seeing the reaction of the little expert, I can't help but think deeply about whether there is some kind of ulterior connection between Mengmengda and what he said without taking medicine

【Guild】Secondary [-] rules the world: male god!Male god, have you really fallen, male god? !God!Male god, have you really forgotten that Qianji by the Broken Leg Lake has changed into a male god? !

[Guild] Mengmengda: Don’t make trouble in the second year, it’s been a few years since Qianjichang

[Guild] Secondary school rules the world: I entered the Tibetan pit because of male gods and thousands of chances!

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: What the hell is Zang Tang Zang?Isn't it Tangzang?

[Guild] Mengmengda: The focus has nothing to do with Tang-Tibet or Tibetan-Tang, can you not be crooked? !

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: Take more medicine if you have nothing to do

[Guild] Good job: I think it is necessary to set up a sub-guild, so let the rotten girls come

[Guild] Mengmengda: Reconsideration

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: #Despise that I guess there will be fake Gong coming, Xiaoshou coming, Niang C coming

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: #Contempt is hard to find

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: #Contempt

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: Little expert, Jun Ye’s order is almost finished, if there is no renewal order, you have to be ready to take another order

[Guild] Little keyboard expert: know

"Little expert, I tried a new dish today. It's very simple and looks similar to the recipe. Do you want to try it?" Huswan yelled in the living room.

"Can you lower your voice! Aren't you afraid of complaints from downstairs?!" The little keyboard expert yelled back.

Haswang who was yelled at: "..."

After the little keyboard expert finished yelling, he tapped on the gang channel to leave, put down the headset and pushed the wheelchair and walked out.Although the members of the gang joked so much, no one knows better than the little keyboard expert that now Huswan hangs up in Chengdu after going online, and then goes to the kitchen to pour out the delicacies seen on the Internet.

In the field of cooking, some people are self-taught without a teacher, and some people can't teach them at all, while Haswan belongs to the third category of fans. Expert.

Seeing the little keyboard master come out, Huswan immediately wagged his tail and stepped forward to help push the wheelchair. When he went to the restaurant, he found that the presentation was really good this time. Compared with the braised pork ribs and sweet and sour pork that could not be seen at all Meat and Coke chicken wings, seeing a piece of cabbage that can be regarded as verdant and green, the little keyboard expert will have a complex mood of "finally I can survive this time safely".

"Try it, garlic cabbage."

Hearing the name of the dish, the hand of the little keyboard expert who picked up the dish stopped, and he looked at Haswang uncertainly, fully expressing his dissatisfaction with a look of "you are fucking kidding me".

"It's okay, I won't dislike your taste after eating." Hushi Wang smiled.

"But I don't eat garlic." The little keyboardist was expressionless.

"Yeah, yeah, don't eat garlic, just eat Chinese cabbage." Hushiwang continued to laugh.

"But the cabbage is fried with garlic." The little keyboard expert continued to be expressionless.

After listening to the words of the little keyboard expert, Hushi Wang had a look of "you are fucking kidding me".The little keyboard expert hesitated for a while, thinking that after experiencing a series of things such as breaking all the usable dishes, cooking braised pork and burning through the bottom of the pot, and having diarrhea after eating, so that he was almost dehydrated, he could It is not easy to prove that you still have a little culinary talent with a plate of garlic cabbage, and it would be too shameful for you not to taste it.But as a garlic black, a small keyboard expert feels that he can’t handle chopsticks. It’s his serious attitude towards food, whether to help others’ face or his own principles. This is really a historical problem comparable to “survival or death”.

In the end, Huswan spoke first, and he said, "If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. I'll try shredded cabbage in a while."

Well, I am so unprincipled!

After saying this to himself in his heart, the little keyboard expert put a heart of cabbage into his mouth with a look of death on his face. After chewing a couple of mouthfuls, the little keyboard expert nodded towards Haswang.

After Huswan was affirmed by the little keyboard expert, the smile on his face couldn't hold back immediately. Seeing his excitement, he almost wanted to do a [-]-degree backflip and Thomas' full spin.

"I'll try it too." Haswang excitedly took a bite of cabbage and put it in his mouth, and then... "Ah bah bah bah bah bah!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Seeing Hushiwang's reaction, the little keyboard expert laughed.

After Hushiwang heard the sound, he stopped suddenly. He looked at the little keyboard expert in disbelief. He had been here for so long, and he had never seen the keyboard operator smile so happily.

The little keyboard expert who reacted also stopped laughing, and said, "It's not bad, at least you can read it."

Huswang didn't answer after hearing this, but just looked at the little keyboard expert with a smirk.He looked a little uncomfortable, staring at a splash of oil on the table.

"I...uh, I'm going to see how to make shredded cabbage." Haswan scratched his head, "Go and play a game."

Talking about tidying up the garlic and cabbage on the table and about to throw it away, the little keyboard expert called Ha Shiwang and said, "Don't throw it away, you can eat it at noon."

"You..." Don't you want to eat garlic?Haswan didn't ask, but just laughed wider, and he nodded emphatically and said hello.

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: It's amazing, I found out a terrible thing

[Guild] Mengmengda: Could it be that Ergouzi next door hooked up with Qian Erhua from the neighboring village again? !

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #despise

[Guild] I am proud of myself: #despite

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: #despite

[Guild] Make a cannon: #despise

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Monkey monkey monkey, I said

[Guild] Mengmengda: Get rid of the nonsense and go directly to the topic

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #Shy is really direct

[Guild] I am two I am proud: #笑笑着话着着着恩杀, let you understand the truth of being a gossiper

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: I added Stupid Dog's Weibo some time ago

[Guild] Mengmeng: What? !What kind of story is this again

[Guild] Did not take medicine: This is not the point, the point is his recent Weibo post!

[Guild] Make a shot: Hurry up!Talk about it!

[Guild] Didn't take medicine: I found out that the stupid dog who had been sending hahaha before suddenly started chicken soup for the soul, and this is not over!Now he is directly stewing chicken soup!

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: #Goodbye Our definition of gossip is probably not the same

[Guild] I'm proud of myself: we're gone, we're all gone

[Guild] Didn’t take medicine: Queen Lan, there are two sets of bowls and chopsticks in the photo with chicken soup

【Guild】Secondary [-] rules the world: What if it belongs to a family member#恨想

[Guild] Mengmengda: #Despise the possibility that even middle school two can think of

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: #despite

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Here comes the important point, his position is City H

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: #Despise so?

[Guild] Adorable:? ? ? ! ! !

[Guild] Meng Meng Da: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[Guild] Mengmengda: Is it the H city I know? !

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Clumsy Dog posted a lot of pictures of dark dishes he made on his Weibo, all kinds of shocking information, welcome to watch

[Guild] Mengmengda: I'm so cute!give me the address!give me give me!I want I want!

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: what is going on? !

[Guild] Have a blast: No, no, it’s definitely not what I thought

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Ruins: ...

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Boss, I swear to God that I never told him

[Guild] Mengmengda: It’s even more impossible for me to be responsible for the after-sales of the stupid dog without taking medicine

[Guild] Jinghai Guixu: I’m here to ask for the address #笑

[Guild] Did not take medicine: #shy

[Guild] That Pillar of Optimus: I feel like I have opened an incredible door

【Guild】I'm proud of myself: I'm ready to accept nuclear energy reflected #谢谢

So let a group of professional combatants go to Haswan's Weibo in a hurry to experience the so-called nuclear energy reflection.

Husky woof woof: Today I burned the bottom of the pot when I cooked braised pork [Khan]. On the third day of learning to cook, the ending was as tragic as always.

Husky woof woof: Today, the little expert praised me that the fried rice with eggs is good!Although only!Not in the egg!Mixed in!eggshell!

Husky barking: Although he yelled at me every time, the little expert still ate the food that even I couldn’t even eat. I was very moved. I didn’t know how to tell him. I want to learn how to cook Food, cook him what he wants to eat in the future, and don't let him touch takeaway again!

Husky barking: The little expert doesn’t like to eat garlic, but to encourage me, I still ate my fried garlic and cabbage, and it’s the first time I saw the little expert smiling so happily, I feel a sense of accomplishment

There are too many to mention.

[Guild] I'm proud of myself: it's over, it's over, after reading Stupid Dog's Weibo, I think I'm going to bend over, it's too warm

[Guild] Mengmengda: I never thought that a stupid dog would bring its own loyal dog Shengguang, I can’t take it anymore

【Guild】Secondary two rule the world: Already!develop!arrive!this step!!

[Guild] Jinghai Returns to the Market: I... go drink a glass of water to calm down

[Guild] Did not take medicine: Can you!experience!arrive!mine!Feeling!up!

[Guild] Mengmeng: Complete!able!experience!up!

Returning to the computer after eating, I accidentally saw the gang chat history of the little keyboard expert: "..."

Just in time, Haswan came over and knocked on the door: "Do you want to eat watermelon, little expert? I dug it into the bowl."

"What the hell did you post on Weibo!" the little keyboard expert yelled habitually after opening the door.

Haswang was taken aback for a moment, and asked in shock, "How do you know?!"

"Now not only me, but the whole gang knows!"

"I know! It must be because I didn't take the medicine!"

"It's going crazy." After speaking, the little keyboard expert was about to close the door.

"Watermelon, watermelon." Haswan turned sideways to prevent the little keyboardist from closing the door.

The little expert at the keyboard said: "If you don't eat, don't eat."

"I'll delete Weibo, let's eat."

"Forget it, don't delete it, they've all read it anyway." The little keyboard expert was a little bit overwhelmed, he could fully guess why the wolves in the gang were so excited, it must be that the fact that he lived in his own house had been exposed.

"Don't mess around in the future, don't get angry."

"Not angry, forget it, don't talk, big head."

Hushiwang squatted down with a smile, looked up at the little keyboard expert and asked, "What do you want to eat tonight, I'll make it for you."

"Nothing in particular to eat."

"The cheese baked rice you mentioned last time, I searched for a simple tutorial on the Internet, and I will make it for you to eat at night?"

The little keyboard expert looked into Hashwang's eyes, looked away in embarrassment, and nodded.Even if you don't admit it, you can't deny something, and changes are indeed taking place.