Teacher, I got it!

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"Sorry, I'm single."

Xiang Yuqiu looked at the monkey man who struck up a conversation with him in front of him, with a wretched look on his face, who would have known that there are still people who go to the bar to flirt with girls, and they don't have the vision to flirt with her? Why, I don't know that my wife is beautiful Does the rose have thorns?

"Miss, you can't say that, look..."

"I want to see it, you step aside."

He waved his hand to Yu Qiu, motioning him to get out of the way, but this guy was thick-skinned and sneaked forward, his thin face just blocking the people behind him.

The man behind him was still wearing a peaked cap in the house, so he couldn't see his face clearly under the dim light. Of course, he didn't look like a decent person in his clothes.This person is also the target of her stalking.

Suddenly, the man stood up, said a few words to the bartender, stuffed money under the cup, and walked towards the door without looking back.

The monkey man looked distractedly at the beauty in front of him and didn't know what he was looking at, and wanted to take advantage of her inattention, but the hand he just stretched out was immediately clamped tightly, and he began to grin his teeth in pain.

Xiang Yuqiu twisted his arms behind his back, pressed his face down on the table forcefully: "If you still want a son in the next 20 years, get out."

After finishing speaking, he kicked his ass, and quickly ran out to chase the man in the peaked cap.

But when she went out, there was still that suspicious figure.

Xiang Yuqiu gritted his teeth and stomped his feet angrily: "Old fox! I'll catch you sooner or later!"

Some people got drunk at night, some people tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and some people almost lost their breath when they heard that the holiday was coming.

Now, more than 3000 people from Huayang City No. [-] Middle School are standing on the playground at the same time, and they have to smile uglier than crying to welcome the arrival of the new semester.

The principal chattered a lot in the stands, but no one listened carefully.It's just that when the head teachers of each class in the new semester were announced, several boys in Class [-] burst into cheers like ghosts and wolves.

Director Wang, who was passing by, gave them a hard look with his eyes, and cursed: "Be quiet! The principal is still talking on the stage! There are no rules when you are so old!"

The boys shut their mouths knowingly.

This female dean is notoriously vitriolic in the entire department, patrolling the building with a face that is so wrinkled that it can be picked up every day.

And I don't know what kind of superior position she relies on. The awkward Mandarin makes people want to smash their ears. Several students said that this person just sits in the office and drinks tea. Many teachers also hurt her behind their backs. Resigned unexpectedly.

How bad luck to see her so early in the morning!

But their class teacher is Hao Shuyao!

A serious provincial champion, after graduating with a Ph.D., he was hired with a high salary to Huayang No. [-] Middle School and directly led the senior year. He also taught a liberal arts champion, and by the way broke the highest score.

Most importantly, the teacher at the school's goddess level!It's their class teacher!

Think about it and think it's okay!

At this time, a motorcycle was parked by the fence at the gate of the school, and the female rider was standing beside the armored guard with a helmet in her hand, arguing with the armored guards: "I am really the teacher here, why don't you believe me! I forgot to take the letter of introduction, You can just let me go, I can't be late for work on the first day, can I?"

The uncle put his hips on his hips, blocked the small door with his hand rudely, and said to the stranger in front of him, "Little girl, you don't look like a teacher in your clothes. I have never seen you before. Two choices, or wear Bring the letter of introduction, or call someone to pick you up. Also, you can’t ride this motorcycle into the school, what should you do if you hit the gas pedal and make the students noisy!”

"I, you, no! Why are you so stupid!" The girl argued for a long time, but it was still useless. Where did the leader call her on the first day she came to school?While scratching his head, he caught a glimpse of the driver's seat of a car that was about to enter the school gate from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly shouted: "Old Qian! Coach Qian! Qian Zhengkun!"

The car screeched to a halt, and the window was lowered. Inside, a middle-aged man in his 40s took off his sunglasses and glanced at her: "Xiang Yuqiu? When did you apply for the armored guard?"

"Fuck you..." Xiang Yuqiu habitually wanted to retort, but thinking that this is a school, the security guard obviously had colored glasses on him, and it would be even more difficult to get into the school if he was caught talking about something now. Difficult, so he changed his tone: "Young teacher Qian, can you take me to school?"

Qian Zhengkun's eyebrows twitched a couple of times because of the horrifying words, and he immediately understood what was going on with this man: this guy probably overslept and forgot to take something, and now he was blocked at the door.

"Have you applied for our school's physical education teacher?"

Xiang Yuqiu nodded twice, and continued to look at him eagerly.

"Master Liu, I know this person. He is indeed a new teacher. I'll go up and help her type out a letter of introduction for you to send here. I'll take her in now."

Master Liu agreed to let go when he saw someone he knew, but he still pointed to the motorcycle: "This thing can't be ridden in school!"

"Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll let her push it to the underground garage."

After finishing speaking, Qian Zhengkun waved his hand: "Let's go, Ma Liu will follow!"

After being released, Xiang Yuqiu pushed the motorcycle and quickly followed his car. Although she was exercising well, it was still quite difficult to push the five or six hundred catties cruiser motorcycle. She was already out of breath after parking the car. .

"You're not very good, champion, you're out of breath after just a few steps? A physical education teacher is not a career that depends on looks."

"Fuck you, push and see, it won't kill you. And you shouldn't be thanking me? It has injected a clean stream into you rough guys!"

Qian Zhengkun just smiled and said nothing.

Xiang Yuqiu tied back the hair that had been loosened for wearing the helmet, and tied a high ponytail on top of his head.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, he took out a backpack from the suitcase behind the motorcycle, took off his motorcycle suit and threw it in, took a windbreaker and put it on, and instantly changed into a gentle and quiet look.

"what time is it?"

"Eight forty."

"How much?" Xiang Yuqiu's startled voice echoed in the empty underground garage, screaming and running away, not forgetting to explain to the people left behind: "I'm late!"

It was the end of get out of class time, and the corridors were crowded with everyone, and occasionally a few boys flew by, yelling something ghostly, and Xiang Yu Qiu's head grew dizzy from the shock.

The door of the office was pushed open with a snap and hit the wall behind, knocking off several pieces of the wall.The person who was holding the cup to drink water was startled, the hand holding the cup shook, and the tea that was already full and about to overflow spilled on the trousers unbiasedly: "Xiaoqiu?"

"Uncle Yue?"

The two stared at each other, and after confirming each other's identities, they happily rushed up to shake hands.The person called "Uncle Yue" was just about to stand up, when he caught a glimpse of water stains on an extremely embarrassing part out of the corner of his eye, and sat down again with a dry smile.

"I didn't expect it to be you. I thought I was going to be late. It scared me to death." Seeing that he was an acquaintance, Xiang Yuqiu was not at all cautious. After saying hello, he sat down on the sofa, facing a watch.

Eight forty.

Your uncle's Qian Zhengkun doesn't know how to read a watch, so he just bought an electronic watch!

"It seems that you are our school's new physical education teacher." Vice President Yue rummaged in the drawer for a long time, took out a card and threw it to him, "This is our school's access control and meal card, remember to bring it to work, Otherwise, there will be no food."

"Oh, good." Xiang Yuqiu took the card and stood beside him, "Can I stay in the faculty dormitory?"

"What?"

"I have no place to put my motorcycle, I'm afraid I'll lose it."

"Oh...it's okay, but Xiaoqiu, how much is your car?" Vice Principal Yue, who is also a motorcycle fan, could see the flash of that in his eyes through the lens when he heard the word "motorcycle". light.

Xiang Yuqiu lowered his voice pretending to be mysterious, and raised two fingers: "20."

"Okay..." Vice President Yue wiped the sweat from his forehead, 20, ah, this evil capitalism!

Hao Shuyao originally wanted to discuss with the principal about staying in the faculty dormitory this semester, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw two people facing each other, one of them was holding up two fingers viciously, thinking that he had broken some dark business deal At the scene, the door was immediately closed with embarrassment: "I'm sorry to disturb you!"

But after not stopping for a while, the door was opened again, and a woman with a high ponytail poked her head out from inside: "Vice Principal Yue calls you in."

"it is good."

What are you afraid of?Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?Could it be that she looks scary?

Xiang Yuqiu muttered a few words, squeezed his face, closed the door and left.

If Xiang Yuqiu was given another chance, she would never detour just to look at the light tube that she accidentally smashed before. If youth had a taste, then she felt that it must be nosebleed, and she even risked it. Hot.

Xiang Yuqiu raised his head and blocked one nose with toilet paper to prevent the nosebleed from coming out again.Following behind her were two skinny monkey-like boys with bruised noses and swollen faces.

And the fat man who was being held by her like a little chicken was just pouted because he was hit just now, and he looked like he was about to cry or not. Seeing Yu Qiu, he was full of irritability, and kicked his ass: "Why are you crying? Why didn't you cry when you hit me with an elbow just now?"

The little fat man snorted twice, sucked back the snot and tears that were about to come out, and stared anxiously at this thin but energetic... teacher?

These three daring guys were fighting at the door of the class, and they happened to meet Xiang Yuqiu who was passing by.As a teacher, although it is the first day of employment, I want to take care of these nosy things from the bottom of my heart.After yelling twice and finding it was useless, he planned to start a fight, but was hit on the bridge of the nose with an elbow by Xiaopang who was on his head, and the nosebleed flowed down immediately.

Teacher Xiang turned pale with anger: "You are students! This is a school! Fight, no, can hitting me solve the problem?"

As she said that, she grabbed a person by the collar and pulled it out, then raised her foot to block the screaming person who followed, and threw the skinny student aside, and finally the fattest boy's hand was cut behind her back. Behind her, she couldn't move at all.

It wasn't until he realized that he had caused trouble and hit the teacher again that Xiaopang started babbling again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, teacher, I was wrong, can you let me go first, it hurts..."

But it doesn't matter whether you admit your mistake or not when you use ruthless Xiang Yuqiu. Fighting at school is all knowing the law and breaking the law, just like the leprosy.Immediately turned them to send them to their respective homeroom teachers.

But he didn't go far, and as soon as he reached the door of the water room, he saw two boys huddling together again, their mouths exploding.The person next to him wanted to fight, but his arm was thrown directly in the face, and he stepped back while covering his nose, looking up for someone to stop the nosebleed with paper.

"You gang committed the crime?"

The little fat man was convinced by Xiang Yuqiu, fearing that his ass would suffer again, he quickly shook his head: "No, no, no, I don't know, I don't know."

"Go, I'll give you a chance to make meritorious deeds."

He pushed Xiaopang to Yu Qiu, and signaled him to go up to persuade him to fight, but his eyes fell on a female teacher in the crowd who was stretching her arms and yelling: "Don't hit me!"

It seems that this is the person who was at the door of Uncle Yue's office just now?

Why is it that the teacher doesn't have any majesty at all, being weak and weak, the students in her class are not allowed to go to the house?

Just as she was thinking this way, she saw the little fat man twisting his buttocks to fight obediently, but the opponent was too powerful to hold back. He tripped over the trash can and fell towards the female teacher.

"Hey--"

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Next book: "After Overturning with My Ex-Internet Dating"

Seven years after the breakup, Shi Mu saw his ex-girlfriend again, and laughed outright when he heard her request to get back together.

"It's impossible for both of us in this life!"

Later, when a friend developed a social software, Shi Mu was invited to participate in the internal test.

The chat partner matched by the system is about the same age as her and has similar hobbies. Soon the two became good friends who talked about everything.

Even every time she is "harassed" by her ex-girlfriend, she will complain to the chat partner matched by the system.

One time when he was drunk, Shi Mu hugged his mobile phone, mistook the person he was chatting with as his ex-girlfriend, and cried all night on the phone, babbling nonsense, "Let's get back together or something like that."

After waking up the next day, Shi Mu hurriedly apologized.

But the chat partner was silent for the first time, and it took a long time before he sent a message: Do you want to try dating me?

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Shi Mu, who once vowed to seal his heart with mud, fell in love, and it was still an online dating.

Shi Mu had a "new love", and he became arrogant in front of Sang Ningyue, talking about her online dating girlfriend.

All my friends thought that Sang Ningyue would go crazy, but they didn't take it seriously at all.

When her friend saw that Shi Mu was going crazy, she was reminded to be careful of being cheated by online dating.

Shi Mu: "What do you know? She is my destined lover!"

Later, the other party offered to meet, Shi Mu Xing rushed to the appointed coffee shop, but the person sitting in the seat was none other than her ex-girlfriend, Sang Ningyue.

Shi Mu runs away

Sang Ningyue smiled slightly, grabbed her, and paused every word: "Don't run away, my destined lover."

Shi Mu: If I could do it all over again :)

Pianist with a vicious tongue and a black belly & the manager of a cool and abstinent coffee shop