Teacher, I got it!

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"Hey hey hey-"

Xiang Yuqiu yelled, but he didn't stop for a moment. He almost rushed to block the teacher, but he was hit by the little fat man's butt that was too soft.The chaotic crowd fell silent, and even the two people who were fighting stopped and looked sideways.

At this moment, the little fat man didn't realize that he knocked someone down, and sat on the ground with an innocent face: "It's strange, it doesn't hurt at all..."

"Cough—you don't hurt, little brat, you should lose some weight!"

Xiang Yuqiu gritted her teeth and squeezed out such a sentence. Fortunately, she used to be a professional boxer, and her physical fitness is very strong, otherwise this small body would be smashed to pieces.

With great difficulty, he managed to save his life from the little fat man, stood up with his waist supported, and saw a group of teachers from the moral education department rushing over, with Qian Zhengkun, who was watching the excitement, sandwiched between them.

As soon as the fight started here, the school's teaching office saw it from the surveillance, and quickly called them to take a look on the walkie-talkie, but Qian Zhengkun said calmly: "Look at that person, Xiang Yuqiu, let me She's done with it."

When the teachers saw this familiar face, hey!Isn't this person Xiang Yuqiu, the school bully!Then they weren't worried at all. After wandering around for a long time before arriving at the scene, they saw the man's displeased face, and the corners of his mouth were about to collapse.

Xiang Yuqiu looked behind him, followed by a few middle-aged teachers with ashen complexions, each of them had a stinky face as if they had eaten rotten eggs. Some of these students probably suffered.

Only then did Qian Zhengkun take a hard look, and pointed at Xiaopang: "If I catch you again, you will be finished!"

Before leaving, he shook his ponytail handsomely, not noticing that his slightly longer braid had been drawn to someone.

And Hao Shuyao, who was suddenly pulled by the hair behind her, turned from surprise to puzzlement: what's the situation with this person?

The farce ended, and the students who fought were taken away by their homeroom teachers.She straightened her clothes and walked into the class. The few boys who were watching the excitement just now returned to their seats quickly. They straightened their backs and sat in front of the table.

Seeing them like this, Hao Shuyao once again secretly thanked her innate advantages for not having to raise her voice to maintain order.

"Attend class!"

"stand up!"

"Hello teacher!"

"The past cannot be admonished, but the coming can still be pursued. The meaning of this sentence is—"

Hao Shuyao looked up at the drowsy people leaning on the table, and sighed helplessly.I think she didn't sleep enough when she was in school.But now it's the second class on the first day of school, and it's only been 10 minutes, so it's a lie to say I don't mind.

"What time did the students go to bed yesterday?"

Feeling that they were cueing themselves, the few people whose eyelids were battling all sat up straight cleverly, scratching their heads in embarrassment.

"02:30..."

"Are you making up your summer homework?"

"Um……"

"Then we all close our eyes and meditate for 2 minutes. I'll pinch the watch for everyone and try to restrain ourselves from dozing off."

There was a moment of restlessness under the podium: When did they have this treatment?Even when I fell asleep in class in junior high school, I would be driven to stand behind the classroom. Is it true that the three views follow the five senses?

"Start the timer now, close your eyes."

The sun shone on the playground track, and shone on the face of the running man, and the high ponytail swayed with the movement of her head.

The breeze blowing by, obviously couldn't make Xiang Yuqiu feel better.After running 800 meters, her face was already flushed, she squeezed her sore thigh, and walked over to ask the result.

"Three minutes and eight! Xiaoqiu, isn't it a bit close? Old?" Qian Zhengkun taunted unceremoniously at the side, "Cultural students without special training can run out!"

"What's the old age? I'm still a sick person, okay? I'll definitely score two points when I recover, and I'm also a cultural student. What's the matter, don't you admit it?"

"You were much better than this before. I said where did you get hurt? If you punch well, you can come back and become a physical education teacher?"

Not to mention that Xiang Yuqiu is an outstanding graduate of Huayang No. [-] Middle School, he is also the first student under Qian Zhengkun's leadership, and has not lost contact for so many years.In his words: The revolutionary friendship between the two is quite deep.

"Bone cracked, several times. The doctor said to get ready to lay down the body if you beat me again. I told my mother and came back."

"Oh...it's almost there? It's good to be back, just to help me teach those young people a lesson. The physical education class is not good at all. Now the college entrance examination is said to be reformed. When the time comes, physical education will account for 50 points. They don't worry about me. Anxious!"

Xiang Yuqiu smiled: "Come on, you, seeing how they fight, it seems that you are well educated."

If you have the opportunity to ridicule, don't use it, she is stupid!

Sure enough, as soon as this sentence came out, Qian Zhengkun immediately showed embarrassment, and after thinking for a long time, he explained: "That little fat man is the son of the city leader, and he is a habitual offender in fighting. I can't fire him. I'm used to it."

"See if you are always taking classes like this?" Since it was useful, he continued to taunt, who made this guy call her old?

"It's okay, high school teachers rarely take up physical education classes, that is, occasionally, mostly during the first few days of school, because they are all indoor classes, so some teachers simply take up the class."

He nodded to Yu Qiu thoughtfully.In her life experience, she was taken up a lot of physical education classes, but as a person who believed in all-round development, she did not obey the orders of these teachers.

So she was the legend in the school back then—Xiang Yuqiu who ran alone.Every time physical education class was occupied, she would fight against the teacher like a rebellion in the back of her head. She had been fighting like this for three years. Due to her reasonable academic performance and the pressure from her family on the school, no one moved her at all.

Now that she is a physical education teacher, she can't tolerate these teachers encroaching on her physical education class in the name of studying.So she decided: whoever dares to take her class will fight her to the death!

"What are you thinking? Let me tell you, don't be confused, just take the physical education class, and don't make trouble like you did back then."

Xiang Yuqiu groaned and chirped to deal with it twice, and promised again and again that he would not make trouble, and then he was allowed to go back to the office.

"Okay, let's continue the class, are the students sober?"

The people below the podium nodded again and again: It's actually useful!

But there are always a few people who equate closing their eyes to rest their minds with closing their eyes to sleep, and now they are lying on the table to meet Zhou Gong, and they haven't woken up at all.

With Mr. Hao's character, he must just leave it alone and continue teaching, right?

Many people looked at each other, conveying the questions in their hearts, and when everyone looked at each other one by one, they still didn't get an answer.So under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Hao Shuyao slowly walked down the podium, taking something out of his pocket.

Stopping in front of the sleepy man, she took out the water gun and shot the man twice in the back of the neck.Water flows in along the neckline. This is early spring, and this is really refreshing.

The student almost sat up suddenly, the saliva was pulled two feet long, and finally merged into a drop on the top of his head, so he quickly raised his hand and wrapped his sleeve to wipe it off.

"This classmate, don't fall asleep for a while, or you won't know if you catch a cold and fart."

"Hiss—" I don't know if they are breathing in cold air or saliva, the students looked at this teacher who used "extraordinary means" to deal with the sneaky students, and secretly praised in their hearts: awesome!

Hao Shuyao still said this sentence with a smile, the word fart came out of her mouth without any sense of disobedience, strange thing!

So after this class, no one yawned and felt sleepy again.

When the get out of class bell rang, Hao Shuyao didn't want to be a big villain who took up the students' get out of class time, so he yelled "get out of class end" almost at the same time as the bell rang.

The third period was empty class again. The sun had been out for a long time at this time, and the temperature had naturally picked up. Looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, she actually had the urge to go for a walk on the playground.

He walked away as soon as he said he had just returned to the office to put down his textbooks, and went downstairs without sitting on his buttocks.On the first day of school, there was no one on the playground, only sparrows that were pecking at something occasionally fell down, and when they saw someone approaching, they flapped their wings and flew away very quickly.

Walking slowly along the brick-red plastic runway is actually quite boring.He said he was going to rent a house, but he hadn't found a good place to live yet. Hao Shuyao simply took out his mobile phone to look for a house. Anyway, there was no one in such a big playground, so he didn't have to worry about bumping into anyone.

There are all kinds of advertisements for renting houses, and some even have the words "there are female college students inside".The corners of Hao Shuyao's mouth twitched a few times: Is this really for rent?

After finally seeing a similar house, the landlord didn't even allow pets!Really, what bad thoughts can a puppy have?

After paddling back and forth, she finally saw a perfect house that she didn't want, so she quickly clicked in to ask the landlord.

Jinyu Yayuan?She remembered that the houses in this neighborhood should be very expensive. It is really strange that this amount of monthly rent is placed here. There must be some shady secrets, right?

The landlord is supposed to be a kind aunt. He directly made an appointment with her on the phone at noon today. The location was set at a restaurant behind the school, where teachers sometimes go to have dinner.

Excessive enthusiasm made her even more suspicious. It is necessary to have the intention of harming others, but it is also necessary to guard against others. She planned to talk to the landlord and run away immediately if something goes wrong.

Looking down at the housing information carefully, Hao Shuyao didn't notice the person approaching with his back turned to her, and directly slammed his head on the other's fleshy back, his head buzzing continuously.

Xiang Yuqiu almost jumped up in shock, couldn't it be the missile that hit him in broad daylight?

After being reminded by several enthusiastic students, she turned her head in fear, and saw a person with a painful expression covering his forehead.Taking a closer look, I was quite impressed when I saw this face in school, but I still don't know what it's called, forget it.

"Missile, no, that... are you okay?" Xiang Yuqiu stood there touching his face, tugging at the hem of his clothes, and rubbing his hands, not knowing what to do.

"It's okay, I didn't look at the road, sorry."

"Oh, no, no, I'm not walking well, sorry." Xiang Yuqiu was taking a class of students downstairs to physical education class in spite of Qian Zhengkun's objection. In order to prevent someone from sneaking back into the class, she Can only walk backwards in order to follow.

She has been walking this school for three years, and she can tell which track is covered with blisters when she closes her eyes. She is not worried about falling and landing on the back of her head, but she never thought that someone would walk on the playground without looking down. road!

Hao Shuyao's mind was buzzing, he didn't hear what she was saying at all, he was startled when he looked up: Why is it you again?

Seeing the students behind her, she realized that something was wrong: shouldn't the physical education class that just started usually be held indoors?

It's one thing to think, but it's another thing to say it out. The students in front of her are not in her class, and she is not the head of any department. It seems that she has no position to take care of these things.

I don't know if he saw the doorway or felt that the atmosphere was not embarrassing enough, Xiang Yu Qiu actually opened his mouth and explained:

"I'm Xiang Yuqiu, the new physical education teacher."

"Hao Shuyao."

"Um--"

Xiang Yuqiu was still waiting for this person's next words, but all around was quiet, only her elongated "um", which sounded like a mosquito.

"Well! Classmates, let's go to class!"

So she simply turned around and continued her class as if nothing had happened, only to be interrupted by a sudden roar from a distance:

"Xiang Yuqiu!"

The sound was so loud that it resounded throughout the playground. Several classes in the teaching building were opening the windows to ventilate. Several young teachers stopped chalk and listened curiously, but there was no movement again, so they had to continue teaching.

When several old teachers heard this name, they couldn't help but smiled: This girl is causing trouble again.

But then he realized something was wrong: Wait, how long has it been since Xiang Yuqiu graduated?Could it be... come back again?So they all looked at the window with a tacit understanding.

Seeing the familiar figure on the playground, I couldn't help but wailed: It's her!She is back as a teacher!

Regardless of the crowd, Qian Zhengkun kicked at Xiang Yu Qiu, but was dodged, so it turned into a chasing race. The chaser ran and shouted: "How many times have I told you?" The school has rules...see if I don't beat you to death!"

"Rules, rules, rules are made by people... You come, you come!"

The students went out one after another: Yeah?What is the situation?The first day of school, so exciting?

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The author has something to say:

Hit again, brother, the school is so big, it’s inevitable~

Here I would like to ask for the collection of the pre-received article and the synchronous update of "I want to remarry my wife today", thank you everyone!