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Sanyan: Sister!He didn't even say that he showed up to help Bengong clarify! (︶︿︶)
Maimaiti: He said that you are used to being hacked and not afraid...
Sanyan: Xiao Tizi sent a message to your family, just say that I will break up with him from now on.
Maimaiti: Did I know you before?
Sanyan: Damn!
Group leader: Σ(°△°|||)︴ fit?
A grassroots man: Titi had to work hard, but he didn't kill that guy on the bed.
Maimaiti: I made him die on the bed.
Light worry: who are you?stupidly can not tell...
Eating radishes salty: Haze buys and attacks each other?
Maimaiti: I am more aggressive.
Group owner: I'm dizzy.
Diaoyuweng: Buy, buy and raise more attacks.
Light worry: ┗|`O′|┛哩~~ Weng silly mother!
Sanyan: Buzz buzz silly mom!
Group owner: Huh?fly?mosquito?bee?
Fisherman: You man.
Sanyan: Pfft!
Maimaiti: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Eat salty radish: (touch chin)
Group leader: This person is probably sick, so please ignore him.
A grassroots: I'm just curious... how does the fisherman know that Maimaiti is more aggressive?
Group owner: He tried.
Maimaiti:...
Fisherman: So you also know that I am more aggressive than you?Group leader?
Sanyan: GJ!
Light worry: Admire!
Group owner: This group seems to be cleaning up.
A grassroots citizen: There are not many people in the first place, and after cleaning up...the group leader, you want to be a polished commander?
Sanyan: Actually, the group leader is arrogant! ╮(╯_╰)╭
Group leader: Shut up, Yan Xiaoguai!
A commoner: Yan Xiaoguai?
A commoner: Sanyan, you really got it right!
Sanyan: Damn it!
Sanyan: Group leader, who are you!
A grassroots: You have been in the club for so long, Sanyan, you still don’t know who the owner of the group is...
Dan Worry: Who else can call you by that name! (→_→)
Sanyan: Damn it!Come on!
Group Leader: Corpse Hanging|Yan~~
Lightly worried: Hahahaha
Sanyan: Your sister!I really want to quit the group!
Sanyan: Why are you the group leader!
Group owner: Because this Gongyin club was founded by me.
Sanyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻This is unscientific!
Group owner: touch the head
Group leader: Is Xiaoguai surprised?
Sanyan: Get scared!
A commoner: Hey, here comes another flirting couple ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Dan Worry: I am very optimistic about you guys, come on!
Maimaiti: Is the gossip in online posts true?Sanyan and the group leader are really a couple?
Sanyan: Humans and animals are different from each other (waving) (waving)
Group leader: Brother likes you, Yan Xiaoguai~~
Sanyan: (pick nose) Your brother really likes me.
A Grassroots: It turned out to be unrequited love...
Maimaiti: Light the wax for the group owner!We support you to accept these two goods!
Diaoyuweng: Will the network distribution circle suddenly disappear this time?
Light worry: Huh?
Sanyan: Who is Buzzing talking to?
A Grassroots: Mr. Master...
Group owner: I don't know this person!
Fisherman: Don't you recognize people when you get out of bed?
Maimaiti: Am I blind?
Pale worry: Σ(°△°|||)︴What did I see?
Eat salty radish: cough cough cough
Sanyan: Scared to pee...
Group owner: Yan Xiaoguai has incontinence and needs to see a doctor as soon as possible. Do you want my brother to help you buy diapers?
Group leader: There are still some people who can take medicine indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense!How can I not remember when I slept with you?
Fisherman: Don't remember?
Group owner: No impression.
Fisherman: That's right, after all, I slept with you that time.
Group leader: Grass!
Sanyan: Later you...
Light worry: Group owner, didn’t you say that you are the one above in the third dimension?
Maimaiti: The Gongyinshe brand is really about to collapse, and there are already two Gongbangshou.
Group leader: What flies and mosquitoes are screaming, go to the mental hospital, please go out and turn right.
Sanyan: Σ(°△°|||)︴ even knows where Hum Miao lives!
Don't worry: Change the group name to "Shouyinshe"!
Group leader: Xiao Gong is talking, the above two subjects shut up!
Fisherman: Don't dare to admit it?Are you that brave?
Group leader: Admit your sister!I don't know you!
Fisherman: Oh?
Fisherman: Who tattooed my name on the butt?
Group leader: Nima!Obviously it's on the lower back!
Sanyan: Oh...
Light worry: oh...
A Grassroots: Oh... (This deep love...)
Maimaiti: Oh... (The depth of this love...)
Group leader: Grass!
Sanyan: Huh?What about people?
A grass-roots man: run away, run away with the fisherman (→_→)
Dan Worry: Ah, there really is jq!
Maimaiti: Who is going to sleep this time?
Sanyan: ( ̄_ ̄|||) This topic... is a bit obscene
A grassroots: This is a simple matter for the Maimaiti couple, and they have done even more pornographic...
Sanyan: Uh...hehe
Light worry: Huh?What are you talking about? People don't understand!
Eating carrots with salt: Baby, wait for your husband to come home and explain to you.
Light worry: (*^_^*) Good!
Sanyan: Damn it!Pretending to be a noob but not forgetting to show affection, this group of respecters can't stay here anymore!
...
As soon as Nangong Yan left the group, Dan Worry's single knock followed closely.
Light worry: Yan Xiaoguai give me your mobile phone number.
Palace Master: Yan Xiaoguai is also your name?
Light worry: The key point is the mobile phone number! !
Palace Master: Why?
Light worry: I just want your mobile phone number, not your kidney!Give it to me quickly!
Palace Master: I want to know your purpose.
Light worry: Does your cell phone number have other functions?Going to the toilet to help with defecation?Can hemorrhoids be cured?
Palace Master: (touching his chin) As long as you have me, I can cure it.
Pain worry: What a long-winded, here's the number!
Palace Master: No.
Light worry: why?
Palace Master: I'm afraid that after knowing your phone number, I can't help harassing you in the middle of the night, disturbing your rest.
Light worry: I didn't intend to tell you my number.
Palace Master: Damn!Reciprocity, do you understand?
Pain worried: That is a magic horse, can it be eaten?
Palace Master: Go roll around, snacks, don’t send them away~~
Dan Worry: Seriously, Xianxian and I are going on a trip next month.
Palace Master: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Showing off your love is not enough and still showing off your wealth in front of this palace and going on a trip?
Don't worry about it: don't make trouble, it's a poor tour, visit city A...
Palace Master: So?
Pain worry: Please stay, dear! (star eye) (star eye)
Palace Master: If you two are so rich, you should stay in a hotel. There are so many five-star hotels in City A.Besides, there are public toilets everywhere on the side of the road, where can't I settle down?
Light worry: Yan Xiaoguai, you are too cruel!Don't you look forward to meeting with me?
Palace Master: I don't expect it, is your round or flat shape related to my hairball?
Pain and worry: (___)ノ|Do you want to continue to be friends with each other?
Palace Master: It depends on your performance.
Light worry: Huh?
Palace Master: The penultimate shop on the pedestrian street in the center of city B has two whole sauced ducks, and there is an imported snack shop at the back door of the Experimental Primary School in city B. You can buy them here.
Dan Worry: You are really welcome...
Palace Master: Uh-huh, I have written down the phone number.
Light worry: Will you reimburse the travel expenses?
Palace Master: Wake up, stop dreaming.
light worry:...
City A Airport
Nangong Yan yawned and lay down on the railing at the pick-up gate, feeling sleepy. Looking at the exit passage, she tilted her head and complained to the man beside her, "Why is the plane always late?" I hate being late the most!
Xu Weikuan scratched his nose and teased with a smile: "Maybe it's because I got up late."
Nangong Yan gritted her teeth and said angrily, "Damn it, you still said it! I can't wake up in the morning, it's all your fault last night..." Surprised that she was at the airport at this moment, Nangong Yan suddenly stopped all kinds of disharmonious words in her mouth .
Xu Weikuan glanced at the few people who picked up the plane around him, and smiled, "Continue talking, what happened last night?"
Nangong Yan's face turned red, and she clenched her back teeth.
Depend on!Also say wool!
After waiting for about half an hour, Dan Xiaoshou's plane finally arrived late.Nangongyan leaned lazily on Xu Weikuan and looked in the direction of the exit, and slowly stood up straight after seeing a pair of young men walking out.
One looks younger and looks gentle and delicate, the other is tall and looks er...facially paralyzed.
Dan Xiaoshou and Xiansha Mama have been photographed by powerful and tough netizens for a long time. Nangong Yan almost recognized them at a glance, but... one of them is all white, the other is all black, what the hell!What kind of black and white impermanence is this blue sky and daylight!Nangong Yan crossed her arms and looked critically at the couple walking towards them, the corners of her mouth twitched, tsk tsk tsk, what a weird combination!
The process of meeting and recognizing each other can be described as horrible.Dan Xiaoshou couldn't restrain his excitement and astonishment, attracting a lot of attention.
For example: 'Ah, ah, are you really a silly mother?Ahhhh Sanyan, you look like this!Do you want to suffer like this! '
Another example: 'Impossible!You actually have a boyfriend!Not even single! '
Another example: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"Your man is actually a dark god!The two of you have grown to live together!It's too deep to hide! '
...
Driving all the way from the airport to the hotel, Dan Worry was still immersed in a series of huge explosive news, unable to recover for a long time.This trip to City A is worth it before you visit!
After a brief introduction to each other after dinner, Xu Weikuan had to go back to the company, and Nangong Yan took the salted egg group home first to settle down.
The guest room on the first floor of the house has been tidied up a long time ago, Jiang Han just nodded worryingly and satisfiedly at the single bed, "I am so satisfied with this bed!"
Nangong Yan scratched her face and spread her hands, "There is no way, Xu Weikuan's family seldom keeps people staying."
Jiang Han really didn't care, he patted the bed and said to the man by the door with a smile: "Xianxian, I'm going to make the one on top tonight!"
Leng Feng: "..." with a paralyzed face.
Nangong Yan blinked and laughed secretly, the salty silly mother really lived up to her name, it was really cold... wind... ah!
Jiang Han was obviously used to someone's lack of cooperation, shrugged his shoulders and said to Nangong Yan: "Don't pay attention to him, his facial paralysis is actually very boring."
Leng Feng: "..."
Nangong Yan chuckled, feeling that his little bed would be overwhelmed tonight...Of course he was very happy to see this kind of situation, so Nangong Yan consciously swallowed back the words that there was a single room next door.Since the person concerned doesn't care, then he, the owner of the house, can... do as he pleases!
Wax the poor little bed again and hope it's not a pile of broken logs when we see you tomorrow.Thinking about whether she should be more hospitable and help them put something lubricated by the bed, Nangong Yan was almost moved to tears thinking about it. Where can I find such a considerate homeowner!
Jiang Han's coming to City A has been advertised by him on Weibo for a long time, and the plan to meet Jinan Gongyan was basically facilitated by the eager expectations of the two fans.Finally seeing a real person and knowing so many hot spots, Dan Worrying Silly Mom certainly did not forget to share her excitement with netizens.
Dan Worry V: Successfully settled in Sanyan Home! [Attachment: Picture of the living room] The Palace Master is a handsome man!Haha~~
Fan 1: Whoa!Congratulations to the success of Danxiaoshoumianji!
Fan 2: Hey, I beg the palace lord to have a real face!
Fan 3: ヾ(≧fen≦)〃 Please take a hot photo!
Fan 4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yellow dregs: Why don't you take me? (* ̄︿ ̄)
Fan 5: Hahaha my Palace Mistress must be handsome!
Fan 6: Actually invaded the house!Ask Dan Xiaoshou for more revelations!
Fan 7: Come on Dansha, we are optimistic about you~~
Dan Worry V: Too many surprises!I don't know where to break the news!
cv Yan Yanyan: Reply: Hehe!
Fan 1: Begging for peeing!
Fan 2: Hahaha, the palace lord strikes back powerfully!
Fan 3: Where is the strength?It is clearly short and thick (→_→)...
Fan 4: Haha, I'm so worried that Dansha's mother will be kicked out!
Dan Worry V: Do you know how much your Palace Mistress is too much!They even arranged Xianxian and me to sleep on a single bed!
Fan 5: Isn't that what you have been looking forward to, silly mom?
Fan 6: The tone is clearly excited!
Fan 7: Yan silly mother GJ!
Fan 8: Give a big thumbs up to the Palace Master!Well done!
Fan 9: Mama Yan, begging to record under the door in the middle of the night!
Yellow dregs: ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Dan Xiaoshou is really showing affection all the time!
Youyou is struggling: The Lun family just want to know where Dan Xiaoshou is tonight, up or down?
Three-layer pork belly: If you are in someone else's house, you two should restrain yourself... Wouldn't it be necessary for my palace master to help wash the bed if it is dirty...
Fan 10: I can't bear to look directly at the picture!
cv Yan Yanyan: Reply: Whoever gets dirty washes it!
Light worry: reply: I rely on!My family is too salty to wash!
Fan 11: Σ(°△°|||)︴Inadvertently, I seem to know something...
Fan 12: Hufu Bao opens Husband mode...
Fan 13: Laughing cry!
Fan 14: Who gets dirty... salty and salty... I don't know anything!
cv eats radish salty: Reply: Idiot!
Light worry: Reply: Damn!Sleep on the floor tonight you!
cv Yan Yanyan: Reply: Uh, there is a sofa in my living room, and the bathroom on the first floor is quite large...
Fan 15: Nima laughed and peed 2333
Fan 16: Pfft, why don't you be so happy!
Fan 17: The palace lord must be envious!
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The author has something to say: Diarrhea, collapse...
Don't ask me what I wrote, the author himself doesn't know...
☆, 56
The salty silly mother Leng Feng is a man of few words, but she and Xu Weikuan can chat. Nangong Yan raised her head and looked back at the two men who had a good conversation, and then looked at the light-hearted man who was lying on the sofa with him and watching cartoons. Xiaoshou, fell silent.As the saying goes, details determine success or failure, body position distinguishes attributes, and the gap between attack and reception is so obvious!
Don't ask him why he is watching cartoons, or why he is watching the ever-changing Vajra gourd baby in domestic reruns!I will cry if I continue...
"Hey, let's talk about something too!" Nangong Yan bumped into Jiang Han, Nima watched TV after dinner was the worst thing to do.
"What are you talking about?" He had already figured out all the three generations of Nangong Yan's ancestors in one day, Jiang Han glanced over like a charity, thought for a while and said: "You want to hear about all kinds of thrilling and exciting airplane adventures? Is it an affair with a stewardess and a stewardess in the sky, or some strange things at the airport?"
"I'm curious about your medical examination process when you joined the job." Nangong Yan said decently and seriously, "Do you want to take off your clothes? Bare butt or something? Will someone take the opportunity to touch your butt and eat your tofu?"
Jiang Han took a deep breath, this is really not a question that a normal person would ask curiously when facing the air force! "Yan Xiaoguai, do you know that you are such a gossip and dark god?"
Nangong Yan said with a serious face, "You haven't answered my question directly."
Jiang Han's double eyelid expression said, "Take off, light up, touch it. What are you curious about?"
Nodding clearly, the physical examination is so strict.Nangong Yan continued to ask 'shamelessly': "Where did you touch you?"
Jiang Han wanted to throw the table, and squinted his eyes and shot two sharp gazes. This is a normal question, why does it reveal obscenity everywhere when it comes out of this guy's mouth!
Hehe, Nangong Yan scratched her face and smiled, "I'm just more interested in your industry..."
Jiang Han expressed contempt, this guy is clearly interested in the medical examination process!
Thinking of something, Nangong Yan was even more amazed, "Huh? The physical examination of the young master is so strict, so isn't your man's physical examination..."
Jiang Han couldn't bear it, stretched out his legs and kicked him, "Shut up, Yan Xiaoguai!"
Nangong Yan: "..." Are you excited about a hairy ball?He just asked and didn't want to pretend to be a doctor to check it himself. "Okay, let me ask the last question. Do you have to pop an ass during your physical examination?"
The nerves on Jiang Han's forehead twitched violently, and the corners of his mouth twitched coldly after a slap in the eye, "Hehe!"
Nangong Yan: "..."
**
Before 10 o'clock in the evening, the two little shou yelled that they were hungry again. Of course, the lords expressed their reluctance to go out and buy food immediately.
Nangong Yan stared blankly at the backs of Xu Weikuan and Leng Feng going out, and looked at Dan Xiaoshou suspiciously, "What do you think they have been talking about for so long?"
Jiang Han moved his stiff neck and shrugged: "News or sports, finance or cars."
Nangong Yan curled her lips, shook her head and sighed, "Tsk tsk tsk. It's a much bigger topic than the two of us!"
Jiang Han squinted, with contempt in his eyes, "Do you think everyone is as dirty as you, and only pay attention to other people's body?"
Nangong blushed and was annoyed, "Damn! That's scientific research, my lord, it's purely academic!"
Jiang Han shook his head in amazement, "Yan Xiaoguai, you are so cruel, you even lied to yourself!"
Nangong Yan: "..."
At this moment, the two simple little shou certainly don't know how vulgar the topic of the two men exuding brilliance in their impression was.Basically, they fully express their own experiences around the "Skills of Imperial Shou", sum up the experience and learn from the essence to remove the dross, and strive to: go to the hall to win the kitchen, manage the shou |
Sustaining also requires a strategy. Resource sharing is good for social harmony, isn't it?
So when the two owners walked around most of City A and returned home with bags of delicious food, the two guys on the sofa had already slept soundly. He rested his head on his head, and slept very peacefully.
However, there was a traffic accident on the main road, and the two of them drove for half an hour, and the two guys who were still yelling about being hungry just fell asleep.Xu Weikuan and Leng Feng looked at each other and smiled, helpless and doting.They each picked up each other's family and went back to the bedroom. It was really distressing for the little one!
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When I got up in the morning and went downstairs, I saw Jiang Han holding his waist with one hand, baring his teeth and grinning, moving out of the guest room with a painful expression. Don't talk about controlling it, look down on Xiaoshou's expression... Tsk tsk, it seems that the battle last night was very intense...
Worried about whether there was still a whole body left in her flimsy little bed, and embarrassed to check it too blatantly, Nangong Yan spun around in a tangled circle.
"Yan Xiaoguai, what are you doing?" Jiang Han glanced in the direction of the bathroom, "There is no one in the bathroom, don't walk around here and be careful not to pee your pants."
I wipe!Pee wool! "Who said I'm going to the bathroom!" Nangong Yan gritted her teeth.Looking Jiang Han up and down, he reluctantly suggested enthusiastically: "Hey, eat fried dough sticks for breakfast, do you want me to cook a bowl of porridge for you?" He even doubted whether Dan Xiaoshou is suitable for eating today...
Someone's eyes were too obviously wandering around his buttocks. Jiang Han looked down at his awkward posture, and a black line suddenly appeared, "Yan Xiaoguai, can your mind be brighter? I accidentally twisted my waist when I woke up this morning. It's gone! Don't think too much!"
Nangong Yan didn't believe it, she curled her lips, "What a coincidence, besides, I never twisted my waist when I woke up!"
"Hehe, it's not all thanks to your single bed!"
Nangong Yan shrugged innocently.A certain person was very satisfied with the single bed yesterday...He took out his mobile phone and secretly took a picture of Dan Xiaoshou without love, and sent it to Weibo gloating.
cv Yanyanyan V: I don't talk, I only post pictures. [Attachment: A close-up of someone's back with his hands on his waist]
Fan 1: Ahhhhhh!Visually, it is light and small!
Fan 2: o(≧mouth≦)o, that enchanting little figure is undoubtedly a silly mother!
Fan 3: That posture is also drunk... what happened last night!
Fan 4: Yan Sha Ma begged for the live video last night!audio!
Fan 5: Hahaha, the salted eggs are also very hardworking, and everyone is dishonest in the Palace Master...
Fan 6: I can't help it, so here comes the question, who will wash the soiled quilt? (→_→)
Fan 7: Nima laughed like a dog early in the morning!Give Dan Xiaoshou some wax!Waist, are you okay? 23333
Fan 8: The palace lord is GJ!Please feel free to continue sharing welfare photos!
Fan 9: Emma, I originally sent a silly mother to lurk the palace master and everyone as an undercover agent, but...
Fan 10: ( ̄. ̄) + Annual Mission: Impossible drama!All I care about is, were the three of you a 3P last night?
Fans 11:3p?Nima's nosebleed!One hit and two hits?Two attacks and one reception?A group of demons dancing wildly?I can't stop thinking about it!
Three-layer pork belly: Dan Xiaoshou's [-]-foot-[-] waist, biting a handkerchief~~ The silver family is envious and jealous!
...
As soon as she put away her phone, she turned around and almost bumped into Leng Feng behind her. Nangong Yan raised her little paw guiltyly to say hello, "Good morning, stupid mother!"
Leng Feng nodded with a paralyzed face, "Morning."
The silly mother's voice was cold and deep, and there was an illusion in the ears of the cold winter wind blowing in her ears, driving away all the sleepy bugs in an instant.A pure natural and pollution-free alarm clock, unfortunately it belongs to someone else's house...Mr. Xu's voice from his family is completely different from it. Hearing it in his ears, he can't help but feel numb all over his body, as if he was drunk Intoxicated in a daze.
The moment Leng Feng was distracted, he had already passed him sideways, and Nangong Yan glanced at him inadvertently, amused.Nima's face is paralyzed and her face is salty and silly, what is wrong with her left arm being so stiff!Nima Dan Xiaoshou, how did they sleep last night, that both sides were hurt in one night!Laughing cry, okay!
Xu Weikuan was going to the company, so Nangong Yan accompanied Dan Xiaoshou and the two of them on a tour of City A. The trip that had been arranged earlier should be a wonderful and pleasant trip, but when there was a couple among the three of them... don't say anything, Everything is in 'hehe'!
When Dan Xiaoshou uploaded the picture of the shadows of the three on Weibo, Nangong Yan glanced at the comments inside, biting her finger, feeling sore.
What the hell is sympathizing with the palace master?What is the distressed Yan silly mother doing?There are also those who are envious of the salted egg combination... woo woo woo, he also wants to show his affection, so sweet to those little rotten girls, huh!
Nangong Yan was planning how to coerce Xu Weikuan to play around with him tomorrow, Jiang Han came over and said very apologetically, "Xian Xian and I will return to City B early tomorrow."
"Huh?" Nangong Yan was stunned. Didn't she say that she wanted to travel to City A poorly? How could someone return after just a day of travel?Somewhat at a loss, he said: "Is it because I didn't entertain well?" He regarded the two of them as friends, so the reception was very casual and there were no excessive greetings.
"Uh, no, no." Jiang Han rubbed his nose and apologized, "Actually, ahem, Xianxian and I only have two days off..."
Nangong Yan was puzzled, "But didn't you say you would play for several days?"
"Xianxian and I have been to City A too many times, maybe we are more familiar with you than you." Jiang Han paused for a moment, clasping his hands together and begging for mercy, "Okay, let me tell the truth, Yan Xiaoguai, I lied to you. This time, you suddenly broke the news that you were influenced by me. I was very curious, and you must disagree with me directly, so..."
"So?" Nangong Yan raised her eyebrows, and there was a creepy grinding sound in her mouth.
Jiang Han tried his best to open his eyes sincerely, "I have to do this as a last resort. Who made you so mysterious in the circle!"
"Oh? Blame me?" Nangong Yan put her arms around her chest and looked cold.
"It was my fault, Yan Xiaoguai, don't worry, I will make it up to you!" Jiang Han glanced in the direction of the Dark God, hooked his fingers to make Nangong Yan move his head closer, and whispered, "I understand your thoughts, no I just want to show affection in a low-key and luxurious way, I'll help you!"
"How?" Nangong Yan wondered.
"Tsk, you'll find out later!"
After dinner, a few people got together to chat. Nangong Yan saw Jiang Han took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the coffee table and then smiled at him with raised eyebrows. He felt a little bit guessed and a little excited.Go online on your mobile phone to see what Dan Xiaoshou is up to.
Dan Worry V: Tomorrow I will go back to City B with Xianxian, everyone had fun playing with the Palace Master, thank you for your hospitality. @cv颜颜颜@三爷 [attached picture: feet of four people wearing slippers under the transparent coffee table]
Fan 1: Ahhhhh Dan Xiaoshou is blogging again!
Fan 2: Who wants to see the feet!We want high-definition photos without coding on the front!
Fan 3: Σ(°△°|||)︴There are four people for wool?
Fan 4: I understand the master of Aite palace, what the hell is Aite dark master!
Fan 5: Does Sanyan know Diablo God?The Dark Lord is also at Sanyan's house?Dan Xiaoshou is based on Sanyan and Diablo this time?Which one is better than the truth?Solve!
Fan 6: (._.) Don’t dare to think about it! ! !I wipe!I must be thinking too much!
Fan 7: The slippers of the four are obviously two pairs of couple slippers!Lenovo last photo of Yan silly mother showing her little hands...I'm dizzy!
Fan 8: The pair on the left that are very close together should be the combination of salted eggs, and the other pair that seems to be sitting close together is also very close... Those gray velvet slippers must be the dark gods!Hey, oh my god, your exposed ankles are so sexy!
Fan 9: For God's sake, my focus is on the Palace Master, everyone's carpet is very beautiful...
Fan 10: Yan Shama is in City A, and Dashen is also in City A!The relationship between Yan silly mother and the dark god is so good!So... the three parties are king? (@[email protected])
Fan 11: 33 Party is a ghost!Sanlu is king, okay?
Fan 12: Sanye + Sanyan = Sansan cp?Please don't make trouble! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Fan 13: Your circle is too chaotic and drunk...
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Nangong Yan rubbed her chin, the short-term rejection reaction of the crowd is normal, baahaha wait for the rise of 33cp tomorrow!You can show your affection with high-profile wheat bran, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!Thumbs up for Jiang Han's small gesture, Dan Xiaoshou did it beautifully!Taking advantage of this loving couple, Nangongyan wants to slap all the disordered cp party to death on the beach!Dark cuisine is from his Nangong family, hehehe~~
All night, Nangong Yan went back to her bedroom and lay on the bed restlessly, thinking about it, picked up her mobile phone and forwarded Dan Xiaoshou's Weibo, and posted a shy expression by the way, leaving a lot of conjectures.
When Xu Weikuan came out of the bathroom, what he saw was someone blushing so brilliantly that he couldn't hold back his face. He walked over and took his phone away, "What are you looking at, so happy."
Nangong Yan was taken aback for a moment, then put her feet around Xu Weikuan's waist and smirked.
Raising his eyebrows after reading the wild imaginations of the rotten girls on Weibo, Xu Weikuan threw his phone aside, hooked someone's leg and rolled over to press it, "Yan Xiaoguai is getting more and more misbehaving, huh? I just watched you All kinds of tricks with Jiang Han. A few days ago, I let my brother show off his hands on Weibo, and today he shows off his feet. Are you going to dismantle your man piece by piece for others to see?"
"Hey," Nangong Yan hurriedly apologized and acted like a baby when she heard the words, "I'm not willing to part with it. It's just a little show off, don't be stingy!"
Xu Weikuan pinched his face, "This is not an example." After a pause, he said, "If you want to show your love on Weibo, just say it directly, and just blow up the photos. Be careful, the two or three dimensional confusion will give you a headache!"
"Huh?" Nangong Yan was surprised, but Xu Weikuan did not object to his Weibo Maifu, "Don't you hate it?"
"It's just a Two-dimensional id, it's up to you. But Yan Xiaoguai, if you involve the three-dimensional dimension, let's see how I can deal with you!" Xu Weikuan lowered his head and gnawed on his neck as a warning.
Nangong Yan shrank her neck to avoid it, turned over and shrank into Xu Weikuan's arms with a smirk, "Hey, even if I want to show my affection, I don't want to say it myself, wait for the girls to find out how interesting this setting is!" Thinking about the possibility of Nangong Yan couldn't help laughing even more heartily, "Those guys must be shocked, their master has long been brought into the harem by the palace to be the son-in-law! Hahaha~~"
Xu Weikuan: "..." To be able to toss about so much, what kind of attribute is it?
Rubbing the hair of the person in his arms helplessly, forget it, as long as this guy is happy, then let him mess around...
The next day when sending Dan Xiaoshou out of the airport, Nangong Yan tilted his head in confusion, because he could see the deep sympathy in Jiang Han's sight when Jiang Han delivered it?
The author has something to say: It’s the burnout period of at least five times a month again ( ̄. ̄)
I'm in a bad mood, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well.I can't write well, and I can't cheer up.
Let’s just make do with it to pass the time, and I’ll change it when I’m in a better mood.Well that's it.
By the way, have you guys encountered any embarrassing things?I talked to Mama heart and soul, after listening Mama said that she would help me contact a psychiatrist... Well, it's not embarrassing, I just want to go to the toilet and cry for a while... 〒▽〒
Warm reminder: You never know how many lunatics live in the heart of a seemingly normal person.So: Don't mess with a normal person, he's not human when he's crazy.
☆, 57
Nangong Yan recalled yesterday's thought-provoking Weibo post, and her mood was instantly high. She quickly checked the Internet, and his cp building was almost built in one night, at least it should be higher than Sanliu cp!Poor girls who got into the wrong school, last night was destined to be a sleepless night, she shed tears and said goodbye to Sanliu CP~~ The reality is so cruel, girls hold on! <( ̄︶ ̄)>
Imagination is brilliant fireworks, but in reality, are you sure you didn't fucking tease me?Finally, a [-]cp post was found in the corner of the post bar, and it disappeared in the vast forum as soon as it was refreshed.Well, the rotten girl Mosses are sometimes dull, and they can't accurately capture the JQ of this couple. He can understand, but what is that high-ranking and fiery cross-face CP doing?
Finding the root cause of the problem without any effort, Nangong Yan stared at Duan Shu's latest Weibo with distorted face and gritted her teeth, the motherfucking thing is definitely the reason!meaning!of!
Coincidentally, it is enough to post a Weibo in the early morning of this morning, but there is a picture of the horse's Zhuangshan with the picture. Hey!Not even enough to explain! (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...
I haven't called my son: I'm so irritated!Woke up by being licked in the middle of the night, getting up to feed in a daze, the little boy insisted on running to the sofa to eat, and ended up dirtying the sofa cushions again!Should I starve this little thing to death? [attached image: soiled sofa]
Fan 1: Aww!sofa!
Fan 2: I can't see anything, the word 'lick wake up' is swiping the screen all over my eyes!
Fan 3: Σ(°△°|||)︴Little boy?Yan Xiaoguai?The palace lord is big?
Fan 4: Damn it, tonight's welfare is here!
Fan 5: Happiness comes too suddenly!Is Guo'er silly mother admitting to the scandal?Congratulations!
Fan 6: Ahhh, what a happy couple!
Fan 7: (*/ω\*) The owner of the palace is so arrogant and arrogant...
Fan 8: This doting and helpless tone is also drunk.
Fan 9: Hahahaha, do you cook for Xiaoshou in the middle of the night?Silly Mom|Wife Gong Can't Explain!
Fan 10: Woke up by being licked... Maybe the palace owner is not hungry, but his body is 'hungry' (→_→)
Fan 11: The show of affection on the big night, the tears of the single dog have flowed back into the river.
Fan 12: I'm so happy, true fans are here to receive teaching materials!
...
At the same time, the cp building of the Guoyan Party in the forum has risen to a new height. This is not only a quantitative accumulation, but a qualitative leap.Tonight is cloudy and sunny, the sun is shining tonight, and the smile is the brightest tonight!
——(⊙⊙) Damn!Is Guoer and Palace Master really a couple?
——Didn’t Dan Xiaoshou post on Weibo before saying that Sanyan and Diablo have JQ?
——What is the truth about Nima!Palace Master, when you were the gong, there were constant scandals, why are you still such a scum after being a shou!
——Visual inspection is the real attack of the palace lord.Before, Guoer and Da Da were flirting at the song meeting ╮(╯▽╰)╭
——Has anyone noticed the rug in the lower right corner of Ersha's photo?It is exactly the same as the picture on Dan Xiaoshou's Weibo, which shows that Dan Xiaoshou was at Guo'er Shama's house at the time.The real CP is the one who has passed the Yan Party!
——The idiot's "little guai" called me so embarrassing... Such a pampering address refers to Yan Xiaoguai's palace master's big trouble!
——I was still hesitating between 33cp and Guoyan cp just now, are all three of them in city A, is it true that the master and Guo'er are buddies, is it normal for the master to know his buddy's wife!so please 33
Sanyan: Sister!He didn't even say that he showed up to help Bengong clarify! (︶︿︶)
Maimaiti: He said that you are used to being hacked and not afraid...
Sanyan: Xiao Tizi sent a message to your family, just say that I will break up with him from now on.
Maimaiti: Did I know you before?
Sanyan: Damn!
Group leader: Σ(°△°|||)︴ fit?
A grassroots man: Titi had to work hard, but he didn't kill that guy on the bed.
Maimaiti: I made him die on the bed.
Light worry: who are you?stupidly can not tell...
Eating radishes salty: Haze buys and attacks each other?
Maimaiti: I am more aggressive.
Group owner: I'm dizzy.
Diaoyuweng: Buy, buy and raise more attacks.
Light worry: ┗|`O′|┛哩~~ Weng silly mother!
Sanyan: Buzz buzz silly mom!
Group owner: Huh?fly?mosquito?bee?
Fisherman: You man.
Sanyan: Pfft!
Maimaiti: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Eat salty radish: (touch chin)
Group leader: This person is probably sick, so please ignore him.
A grassroots: I'm just curious... how does the fisherman know that Maimaiti is more aggressive?
Group owner: He tried.
Maimaiti:...
Fisherman: So you also know that I am more aggressive than you?Group leader?
Sanyan: GJ!
Light worry: Admire!
Group owner: This group seems to be cleaning up.
A grassroots citizen: There are not many people in the first place, and after cleaning up...the group leader, you want to be a polished commander?
Sanyan: Actually, the group leader is arrogant! ╮(╯_╰)╭
Group leader: Shut up, Yan Xiaoguai!
A commoner: Yan Xiaoguai?
A commoner: Sanyan, you really got it right!
Sanyan: Damn it!
Sanyan: Group leader, who are you!
A grassroots: You have been in the club for so long, Sanyan, you still don’t know who the owner of the group is...
Dan Worry: Who else can call you by that name! (→_→)
Sanyan: Damn it!Come on!
Group Leader: Corpse Hanging|Yan~~
Lightly worried: Hahahaha
Sanyan: Your sister!I really want to quit the group!
Sanyan: Why are you the group leader!
Group owner: Because this Gongyin club was founded by me.
Sanyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻This is unscientific!
Group owner: touch the head
Group leader: Is Xiaoguai surprised?
Sanyan: Get scared!
A commoner: Hey, here comes another flirting couple ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Dan Worry: I am very optimistic about you guys, come on!
Maimaiti: Is the gossip in online posts true?Sanyan and the group leader are really a couple?
Sanyan: Humans and animals are different from each other (waving) (waving)
Group leader: Brother likes you, Yan Xiaoguai~~
Sanyan: (pick nose) Your brother really likes me.
A Grassroots: It turned out to be unrequited love...
Maimaiti: Light the wax for the group owner!We support you to accept these two goods!
Diaoyuweng: Will the network distribution circle suddenly disappear this time?
Light worry: Huh?
Sanyan: Who is Buzzing talking to?
A Grassroots: Mr. Master...
Group owner: I don't know this person!
Fisherman: Don't you recognize people when you get out of bed?
Maimaiti: Am I blind?
Pale worry: Σ(°△°|||)︴What did I see?
Eat salty radish: cough cough cough
Sanyan: Scared to pee...
Group owner: Yan Xiaoguai has incontinence and needs to see a doctor as soon as possible. Do you want my brother to help you buy diapers?
Group leader: There are still some people who can take medicine indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense!How can I not remember when I slept with you?
Fisherman: Don't remember?
Group owner: No impression.
Fisherman: That's right, after all, I slept with you that time.
Group leader: Grass!
Sanyan: Later you...
Light worry: Group owner, didn’t you say that you are the one above in the third dimension?
Maimaiti: The Gongyinshe brand is really about to collapse, and there are already two Gongbangshou.
Group leader: What flies and mosquitoes are screaming, go to the mental hospital, please go out and turn right.
Sanyan: Σ(°△°|||)︴ even knows where Hum Miao lives!
Don't worry: Change the group name to "Shouyinshe"!
Group leader: Xiao Gong is talking, the above two subjects shut up!
Fisherman: Don't dare to admit it?Are you that brave?
Group leader: Admit your sister!I don't know you!
Fisherman: Oh?
Fisherman: Who tattooed my name on the butt?
Group leader: Nima!Obviously it's on the lower back!
Sanyan: Oh...
Light worry: oh...
A Grassroots: Oh... (This deep love...)
Maimaiti: Oh... (The depth of this love...)
Group leader: Grass!
Sanyan: Huh?What about people?
A grass-roots man: run away, run away with the fisherman (→_→)
Dan Worry: Ah, there really is jq!
Maimaiti: Who is going to sleep this time?
Sanyan: ( ̄_ ̄|||) This topic... is a bit obscene
A grassroots: This is a simple matter for the Maimaiti couple, and they have done even more pornographic...
Sanyan: Uh...hehe
Light worry: Huh?What are you talking about? People don't understand!
Eating carrots with salt: Baby, wait for your husband to come home and explain to you.
Light worry: (*^_^*) Good!
Sanyan: Damn it!Pretending to be a noob but not forgetting to show affection, this group of respecters can't stay here anymore!
...
As soon as Nangong Yan left the group, Dan Worry's single knock followed closely.
Light worry: Yan Xiaoguai give me your mobile phone number.
Palace Master: Yan Xiaoguai is also your name?
Light worry: The key point is the mobile phone number! !
Palace Master: Why?
Light worry: I just want your mobile phone number, not your kidney!Give it to me quickly!
Palace Master: I want to know your purpose.
Light worry: Does your cell phone number have other functions?Going to the toilet to help with defecation?Can hemorrhoids be cured?
Palace Master: (touching his chin) As long as you have me, I can cure it.
Pain worry: What a long-winded, here's the number!
Palace Master: No.
Light worry: why?
Palace Master: I'm afraid that after knowing your phone number, I can't help harassing you in the middle of the night, disturbing your rest.
Light worry: I didn't intend to tell you my number.
Palace Master: Damn!Reciprocity, do you understand?
Pain worried: That is a magic horse, can it be eaten?
Palace Master: Go roll around, snacks, don’t send them away~~
Dan Worry: Seriously, Xianxian and I are going on a trip next month.
Palace Master: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Showing off your love is not enough and still showing off your wealth in front of this palace and going on a trip?
Don't worry about it: don't make trouble, it's a poor tour, visit city A...
Palace Master: So?
Pain worry: Please stay, dear! (star eye) (star eye)
Palace Master: If you two are so rich, you should stay in a hotel. There are so many five-star hotels in City A.Besides, there are public toilets everywhere on the side of the road, where can't I settle down?
Light worry: Yan Xiaoguai, you are too cruel!Don't you look forward to meeting with me?
Palace Master: I don't expect it, is your round or flat shape related to my hairball?
Pain and worry: (___)ノ|Do you want to continue to be friends with each other?
Palace Master: It depends on your performance.
Light worry: Huh?
Palace Master: The penultimate shop on the pedestrian street in the center of city B has two whole sauced ducks, and there is an imported snack shop at the back door of the Experimental Primary School in city B. You can buy them here.
Dan Worry: You are really welcome...
Palace Master: Uh-huh, I have written down the phone number.
Light worry: Will you reimburse the travel expenses?
Palace Master: Wake up, stop dreaming.
light worry:...
City A Airport
Nangong Yan yawned and lay down on the railing at the pick-up gate, feeling sleepy. Looking at the exit passage, she tilted her head and complained to the man beside her, "Why is the plane always late?" I hate being late the most!
Xu Weikuan scratched his nose and teased with a smile: "Maybe it's because I got up late."
Nangong Yan gritted her teeth and said angrily, "Damn it, you still said it! I can't wake up in the morning, it's all your fault last night..." Surprised that she was at the airport at this moment, Nangong Yan suddenly stopped all kinds of disharmonious words in her mouth .
Xu Weikuan glanced at the few people who picked up the plane around him, and smiled, "Continue talking, what happened last night?"
Nangong Yan's face turned red, and she clenched her back teeth.
Depend on!Also say wool!
After waiting for about half an hour, Dan Xiaoshou's plane finally arrived late.Nangongyan leaned lazily on Xu Weikuan and looked in the direction of the exit, and slowly stood up straight after seeing a pair of young men walking out.
One looks younger and looks gentle and delicate, the other is tall and looks er...facially paralyzed.
Dan Xiaoshou and Xiansha Mama have been photographed by powerful and tough netizens for a long time. Nangong Yan almost recognized them at a glance, but... one of them is all white, the other is all black, what the hell!What kind of black and white impermanence is this blue sky and daylight!Nangong Yan crossed her arms and looked critically at the couple walking towards them, the corners of her mouth twitched, tsk tsk tsk, what a weird combination!
The process of meeting and recognizing each other can be described as horrible.Dan Xiaoshou couldn't restrain his excitement and astonishment, attracting a lot of attention.
For example: 'Ah, ah, are you really a silly mother?Ahhhh Sanyan, you look like this!Do you want to suffer like this! '
Another example: 'Impossible!You actually have a boyfriend!Not even single! '
Another example: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"Your man is actually a dark god!The two of you have grown to live together!It's too deep to hide! '
...
Driving all the way from the airport to the hotel, Dan Worry was still immersed in a series of huge explosive news, unable to recover for a long time.This trip to City A is worth it before you visit!
After a brief introduction to each other after dinner, Xu Weikuan had to go back to the company, and Nangong Yan took the salted egg group home first to settle down.
The guest room on the first floor of the house has been tidied up a long time ago, Jiang Han just nodded worryingly and satisfiedly at the single bed, "I am so satisfied with this bed!"
Nangong Yan scratched her face and spread her hands, "There is no way, Xu Weikuan's family seldom keeps people staying."
Jiang Han really didn't care, he patted the bed and said to the man by the door with a smile: "Xianxian, I'm going to make the one on top tonight!"
Leng Feng: "..." with a paralyzed face.
Nangong Yan blinked and laughed secretly, the salty silly mother really lived up to her name, it was really cold... wind... ah!
Jiang Han was obviously used to someone's lack of cooperation, shrugged his shoulders and said to Nangong Yan: "Don't pay attention to him, his facial paralysis is actually very boring."
Leng Feng: "..."
Nangong Yan chuckled, feeling that his little bed would be overwhelmed tonight...Of course he was very happy to see this kind of situation, so Nangong Yan consciously swallowed back the words that there was a single room next door.Since the person concerned doesn't care, then he, the owner of the house, can... do as he pleases!
Wax the poor little bed again and hope it's not a pile of broken logs when we see you tomorrow.Thinking about whether she should be more hospitable and help them put something lubricated by the bed, Nangong Yan was almost moved to tears thinking about it. Where can I find such a considerate homeowner!
Jiang Han's coming to City A has been advertised by him on Weibo for a long time, and the plan to meet Jinan Gongyan was basically facilitated by the eager expectations of the two fans.Finally seeing a real person and knowing so many hot spots, Dan Worrying Silly Mom certainly did not forget to share her excitement with netizens.
Dan Worry V: Successfully settled in Sanyan Home! [Attachment: Picture of the living room] The Palace Master is a handsome man!Haha~~
Fan 1: Whoa!Congratulations to the success of Danxiaoshoumianji!
Fan 2: Hey, I beg the palace lord to have a real face!
Fan 3: ヾ(≧fen≦)〃 Please take a hot photo!
Fan 4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yellow dregs: Why don't you take me? (* ̄︿ ̄)
Fan 5: Hahaha my Palace Mistress must be handsome!
Fan 6: Actually invaded the house!Ask Dan Xiaoshou for more revelations!
Fan 7: Come on Dansha, we are optimistic about you~~
Dan Worry V: Too many surprises!I don't know where to break the news!
cv Yan Yanyan: Reply: Hehe!
Fan 1: Begging for peeing!
Fan 2: Hahaha, the palace lord strikes back powerfully!
Fan 3: Where is the strength?It is clearly short and thick (→_→)...
Fan 4: Haha, I'm so worried that Dansha's mother will be kicked out!
Dan Worry V: Do you know how much your Palace Mistress is too much!They even arranged Xianxian and me to sleep on a single bed!
Fan 5: Isn't that what you have been looking forward to, silly mom?
Fan 6: The tone is clearly excited!
Fan 7: Yan silly mother GJ!
Fan 8: Give a big thumbs up to the Palace Master!Well done!
Fan 9: Mama Yan, begging to record under the door in the middle of the night!
Yellow dregs: ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Dan Xiaoshou is really showing affection all the time!
Youyou is struggling: The Lun family just want to know where Dan Xiaoshou is tonight, up or down?
Three-layer pork belly: If you are in someone else's house, you two should restrain yourself... Wouldn't it be necessary for my palace master to help wash the bed if it is dirty...
Fan 10: I can't bear to look directly at the picture!
cv Yan Yanyan: Reply: Whoever gets dirty washes it!
Light worry: reply: I rely on!My family is too salty to wash!
Fan 11: Σ(°△°|||)︴Inadvertently, I seem to know something...
Fan 12: Hufu Bao opens Husband mode...
Fan 13: Laughing cry!
Fan 14: Who gets dirty... salty and salty... I don't know anything!
cv eats radish salty: Reply: Idiot!
Light worry: Reply: Damn!Sleep on the floor tonight you!
cv Yan Yanyan: Reply: Uh, there is a sofa in my living room, and the bathroom on the first floor is quite large...
Fan 15: Nima laughed and peed 2333
Fan 16: Pfft, why don't you be so happy!
Fan 17: The palace lord must be envious!
...
The author has something to say: Diarrhea, collapse...
Don't ask me what I wrote, the author himself doesn't know...
☆, 56
The salty silly mother Leng Feng is a man of few words, but she and Xu Weikuan can chat. Nangong Yan raised her head and looked back at the two men who had a good conversation, and then looked at the light-hearted man who was lying on the sofa with him and watching cartoons. Xiaoshou, fell silent.As the saying goes, details determine success or failure, body position distinguishes attributes, and the gap between attack and reception is so obvious!
Don't ask him why he is watching cartoons, or why he is watching the ever-changing Vajra gourd baby in domestic reruns!I will cry if I continue...
"Hey, let's talk about something too!" Nangong Yan bumped into Jiang Han, Nima watched TV after dinner was the worst thing to do.
"What are you talking about?" He had already figured out all the three generations of Nangong Yan's ancestors in one day, Jiang Han glanced over like a charity, thought for a while and said: "You want to hear about all kinds of thrilling and exciting airplane adventures? Is it an affair with a stewardess and a stewardess in the sky, or some strange things at the airport?"
"I'm curious about your medical examination process when you joined the job." Nangong Yan said decently and seriously, "Do you want to take off your clothes? Bare butt or something? Will someone take the opportunity to touch your butt and eat your tofu?"
Jiang Han took a deep breath, this is really not a question that a normal person would ask curiously when facing the air force! "Yan Xiaoguai, do you know that you are such a gossip and dark god?"
Nangong Yan said with a serious face, "You haven't answered my question directly."
Jiang Han's double eyelid expression said, "Take off, light up, touch it. What are you curious about?"
Nodding clearly, the physical examination is so strict.Nangong Yan continued to ask 'shamelessly': "Where did you touch you?"
Jiang Han wanted to throw the table, and squinted his eyes and shot two sharp gazes. This is a normal question, why does it reveal obscenity everywhere when it comes out of this guy's mouth!
Hehe, Nangong Yan scratched her face and smiled, "I'm just more interested in your industry..."
Jiang Han expressed contempt, this guy is clearly interested in the medical examination process!
Thinking of something, Nangong Yan was even more amazed, "Huh? The physical examination of the young master is so strict, so isn't your man's physical examination..."
Jiang Han couldn't bear it, stretched out his legs and kicked him, "Shut up, Yan Xiaoguai!"
Nangong Yan: "..." Are you excited about a hairy ball?He just asked and didn't want to pretend to be a doctor to check it himself. "Okay, let me ask the last question. Do you have to pop an ass during your physical examination?"
The nerves on Jiang Han's forehead twitched violently, and the corners of his mouth twitched coldly after a slap in the eye, "Hehe!"
Nangong Yan: "..."
**
Before 10 o'clock in the evening, the two little shou yelled that they were hungry again. Of course, the lords expressed their reluctance to go out and buy food immediately.
Nangong Yan stared blankly at the backs of Xu Weikuan and Leng Feng going out, and looked at Dan Xiaoshou suspiciously, "What do you think they have been talking about for so long?"
Jiang Han moved his stiff neck and shrugged: "News or sports, finance or cars."
Nangong Yan curled her lips, shook her head and sighed, "Tsk tsk tsk. It's a much bigger topic than the two of us!"
Jiang Han squinted, with contempt in his eyes, "Do you think everyone is as dirty as you, and only pay attention to other people's body?"
Nangong blushed and was annoyed, "Damn! That's scientific research, my lord, it's purely academic!"
Jiang Han shook his head in amazement, "Yan Xiaoguai, you are so cruel, you even lied to yourself!"
Nangong Yan: "..."
At this moment, the two simple little shou certainly don't know how vulgar the topic of the two men exuding brilliance in their impression was.Basically, they fully express their own experiences around the "Skills of Imperial Shou", sum up the experience and learn from the essence to remove the dross, and strive to: go to the hall to win the kitchen, manage the shou |
Sustaining also requires a strategy. Resource sharing is good for social harmony, isn't it?
So when the two owners walked around most of City A and returned home with bags of delicious food, the two guys on the sofa had already slept soundly. He rested his head on his head, and slept very peacefully.
However, there was a traffic accident on the main road, and the two of them drove for half an hour, and the two guys who were still yelling about being hungry just fell asleep.Xu Weikuan and Leng Feng looked at each other and smiled, helpless and doting.They each picked up each other's family and went back to the bedroom. It was really distressing for the little one!
╯ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭
When I got up in the morning and went downstairs, I saw Jiang Han holding his waist with one hand, baring his teeth and grinning, moving out of the guest room with a painful expression. Don't talk about controlling it, look down on Xiaoshou's expression... Tsk tsk, it seems that the battle last night was very intense...
Worried about whether there was still a whole body left in her flimsy little bed, and embarrassed to check it too blatantly, Nangong Yan spun around in a tangled circle.
"Yan Xiaoguai, what are you doing?" Jiang Han glanced in the direction of the bathroom, "There is no one in the bathroom, don't walk around here and be careful not to pee your pants."
I wipe!Pee wool! "Who said I'm going to the bathroom!" Nangong Yan gritted her teeth.Looking Jiang Han up and down, he reluctantly suggested enthusiastically: "Hey, eat fried dough sticks for breakfast, do you want me to cook a bowl of porridge for you?" He even doubted whether Dan Xiaoshou is suitable for eating today...
Someone's eyes were too obviously wandering around his buttocks. Jiang Han looked down at his awkward posture, and a black line suddenly appeared, "Yan Xiaoguai, can your mind be brighter? I accidentally twisted my waist when I woke up this morning. It's gone! Don't think too much!"
Nangong Yan didn't believe it, she curled her lips, "What a coincidence, besides, I never twisted my waist when I woke up!"
"Hehe, it's not all thanks to your single bed!"
Nangong Yan shrugged innocently.A certain person was very satisfied with the single bed yesterday...He took out his mobile phone and secretly took a picture of Dan Xiaoshou without love, and sent it to Weibo gloating.
cv Yanyanyan V: I don't talk, I only post pictures. [Attachment: A close-up of someone's back with his hands on his waist]
Fan 1: Ahhhhhh!Visually, it is light and small!
Fan 2: o(≧mouth≦)o, that enchanting little figure is undoubtedly a silly mother!
Fan 3: That posture is also drunk... what happened last night!
Fan 4: Yan Sha Ma begged for the live video last night!audio!
Fan 5: Hahaha, the salted eggs are also very hardworking, and everyone is dishonest in the Palace Master...
Fan 6: I can't help it, so here comes the question, who will wash the soiled quilt? (→_→)
Fan 7: Nima laughed like a dog early in the morning!Give Dan Xiaoshou some wax!Waist, are you okay? 23333
Fan 8: The palace lord is GJ!Please feel free to continue sharing welfare photos!
Fan 9: Emma, I originally sent a silly mother to lurk the palace master and everyone as an undercover agent, but...
Fan 10: ( ̄. ̄) + Annual Mission: Impossible drama!All I care about is, were the three of you a 3P last night?
Fans 11:3p?Nima's nosebleed!One hit and two hits?Two attacks and one reception?A group of demons dancing wildly?I can't stop thinking about it!
Three-layer pork belly: Dan Xiaoshou's [-]-foot-[-] waist, biting a handkerchief~~ The silver family is envious and jealous!
...
As soon as she put away her phone, she turned around and almost bumped into Leng Feng behind her. Nangong Yan raised her little paw guiltyly to say hello, "Good morning, stupid mother!"
Leng Feng nodded with a paralyzed face, "Morning."
The silly mother's voice was cold and deep, and there was an illusion in the ears of the cold winter wind blowing in her ears, driving away all the sleepy bugs in an instant.A pure natural and pollution-free alarm clock, unfortunately it belongs to someone else's house...Mr. Xu's voice from his family is completely different from it. Hearing it in his ears, he can't help but feel numb all over his body, as if he was drunk Intoxicated in a daze.
The moment Leng Feng was distracted, he had already passed him sideways, and Nangong Yan glanced at him inadvertently, amused.Nima's face is paralyzed and her face is salty and silly, what is wrong with her left arm being so stiff!Nima Dan Xiaoshou, how did they sleep last night, that both sides were hurt in one night!Laughing cry, okay!
Xu Weikuan was going to the company, so Nangong Yan accompanied Dan Xiaoshou and the two of them on a tour of City A. The trip that had been arranged earlier should be a wonderful and pleasant trip, but when there was a couple among the three of them... don't say anything, Everything is in 'hehe'!
When Dan Xiaoshou uploaded the picture of the shadows of the three on Weibo, Nangong Yan glanced at the comments inside, biting her finger, feeling sore.
What the hell is sympathizing with the palace master?What is the distressed Yan silly mother doing?There are also those who are envious of the salted egg combination... woo woo woo, he also wants to show his affection, so sweet to those little rotten girls, huh!
Nangong Yan was planning how to coerce Xu Weikuan to play around with him tomorrow, Jiang Han came over and said very apologetically, "Xian Xian and I will return to City B early tomorrow."
"Huh?" Nangong Yan was stunned. Didn't she say that she wanted to travel to City A poorly? How could someone return after just a day of travel?Somewhat at a loss, he said: "Is it because I didn't entertain well?" He regarded the two of them as friends, so the reception was very casual and there were no excessive greetings.
"Uh, no, no." Jiang Han rubbed his nose and apologized, "Actually, ahem, Xianxian and I only have two days off..."
Nangong Yan was puzzled, "But didn't you say you would play for several days?"
"Xianxian and I have been to City A too many times, maybe we are more familiar with you than you." Jiang Han paused for a moment, clasping his hands together and begging for mercy, "Okay, let me tell the truth, Yan Xiaoguai, I lied to you. This time, you suddenly broke the news that you were influenced by me. I was very curious, and you must disagree with me directly, so..."
"So?" Nangong Yan raised her eyebrows, and there was a creepy grinding sound in her mouth.
Jiang Han tried his best to open his eyes sincerely, "I have to do this as a last resort. Who made you so mysterious in the circle!"
"Oh? Blame me?" Nangong Yan put her arms around her chest and looked cold.
"It was my fault, Yan Xiaoguai, don't worry, I will make it up to you!" Jiang Han glanced in the direction of the Dark God, hooked his fingers to make Nangong Yan move his head closer, and whispered, "I understand your thoughts, no I just want to show affection in a low-key and luxurious way, I'll help you!"
"How?" Nangong Yan wondered.
"Tsk, you'll find out later!"
After dinner, a few people got together to chat. Nangong Yan saw Jiang Han took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the coffee table and then smiled at him with raised eyebrows. He felt a little bit guessed and a little excited.Go online on your mobile phone to see what Dan Xiaoshou is up to.
Dan Worry V: Tomorrow I will go back to City B with Xianxian, everyone had fun playing with the Palace Master, thank you for your hospitality. @cv颜颜颜@三爷 [attached picture: feet of four people wearing slippers under the transparent coffee table]
Fan 1: Ahhhhh Dan Xiaoshou is blogging again!
Fan 2: Who wants to see the feet!We want high-definition photos without coding on the front!
Fan 3: Σ(°△°|||)︴There are four people for wool?
Fan 4: I understand the master of Aite palace, what the hell is Aite dark master!
Fan 5: Does Sanyan know Diablo God?The Dark Lord is also at Sanyan's house?Dan Xiaoshou is based on Sanyan and Diablo this time?Which one is better than the truth?Solve!
Fan 6: (._.) Don’t dare to think about it! ! !I wipe!I must be thinking too much!
Fan 7: The slippers of the four are obviously two pairs of couple slippers!Lenovo last photo of Yan silly mother showing her little hands...I'm dizzy!
Fan 8: The pair on the left that are very close together should be the combination of salted eggs, and the other pair that seems to be sitting close together is also very close... Those gray velvet slippers must be the dark gods!Hey, oh my god, your exposed ankles are so sexy!
Fan 9: For God's sake, my focus is on the Palace Master, everyone's carpet is very beautiful...
Fan 10: Yan Shama is in City A, and Dashen is also in City A!The relationship between Yan silly mother and the dark god is so good!So... the three parties are king? (@[email protected])
Fan 11: 33 Party is a ghost!Sanlu is king, okay?
Fan 12: Sanye + Sanyan = Sansan cp?Please don't make trouble! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Fan 13: Your circle is too chaotic and drunk...
...
Nangong Yan rubbed her chin, the short-term rejection reaction of the crowd is normal, baahaha wait for the rise of 33cp tomorrow!You can show your affection with high-profile wheat bran, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!Thumbs up for Jiang Han's small gesture, Dan Xiaoshou did it beautifully!Taking advantage of this loving couple, Nangongyan wants to slap all the disordered cp party to death on the beach!Dark cuisine is from his Nangong family, hehehe~~
All night, Nangong Yan went back to her bedroom and lay on the bed restlessly, thinking about it, picked up her mobile phone and forwarded Dan Xiaoshou's Weibo, and posted a shy expression by the way, leaving a lot of conjectures.
When Xu Weikuan came out of the bathroom, what he saw was someone blushing so brilliantly that he couldn't hold back his face. He walked over and took his phone away, "What are you looking at, so happy."
Nangong Yan was taken aback for a moment, then put her feet around Xu Weikuan's waist and smirked.
Raising his eyebrows after reading the wild imaginations of the rotten girls on Weibo, Xu Weikuan threw his phone aside, hooked someone's leg and rolled over to press it, "Yan Xiaoguai is getting more and more misbehaving, huh? I just watched you All kinds of tricks with Jiang Han. A few days ago, I let my brother show off his hands on Weibo, and today he shows off his feet. Are you going to dismantle your man piece by piece for others to see?"
"Hey," Nangong Yan hurriedly apologized and acted like a baby when she heard the words, "I'm not willing to part with it. It's just a little show off, don't be stingy!"
Xu Weikuan pinched his face, "This is not an example." After a pause, he said, "If you want to show your love on Weibo, just say it directly, and just blow up the photos. Be careful, the two or three dimensional confusion will give you a headache!"
"Huh?" Nangong Yan was surprised, but Xu Weikuan did not object to his Weibo Maifu, "Don't you hate it?"
"It's just a Two-dimensional id, it's up to you. But Yan Xiaoguai, if you involve the three-dimensional dimension, let's see how I can deal with you!" Xu Weikuan lowered his head and gnawed on his neck as a warning.
Nangong Yan shrank her neck to avoid it, turned over and shrank into Xu Weikuan's arms with a smirk, "Hey, even if I want to show my affection, I don't want to say it myself, wait for the girls to find out how interesting this setting is!" Thinking about the possibility of Nangong Yan couldn't help laughing even more heartily, "Those guys must be shocked, their master has long been brought into the harem by the palace to be the son-in-law! Hahaha~~"
Xu Weikuan: "..." To be able to toss about so much, what kind of attribute is it?
Rubbing the hair of the person in his arms helplessly, forget it, as long as this guy is happy, then let him mess around...
The next day when sending Dan Xiaoshou out of the airport, Nangong Yan tilted his head in confusion, because he could see the deep sympathy in Jiang Han's sight when Jiang Han delivered it?
The author has something to say: It’s the burnout period of at least five times a month again ( ̄. ̄)
I'm in a bad mood, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well.I can't write well, and I can't cheer up.
Let’s just make do with it to pass the time, and I’ll change it when I’m in a better mood.Well that's it.
By the way, have you guys encountered any embarrassing things?I talked to Mama heart and soul, after listening Mama said that she would help me contact a psychiatrist... Well, it's not embarrassing, I just want to go to the toilet and cry for a while... 〒▽〒
Warm reminder: You never know how many lunatics live in the heart of a seemingly normal person.So: Don't mess with a normal person, he's not human when he's crazy.
☆, 57
Nangong Yan recalled yesterday's thought-provoking Weibo post, and her mood was instantly high. She quickly checked the Internet, and his cp building was almost built in one night, at least it should be higher than Sanliu cp!Poor girls who got into the wrong school, last night was destined to be a sleepless night, she shed tears and said goodbye to Sanliu CP~~ The reality is so cruel, girls hold on! <( ̄︶ ̄)>
Imagination is brilliant fireworks, but in reality, are you sure you didn't fucking tease me?Finally, a [-]cp post was found in the corner of the post bar, and it disappeared in the vast forum as soon as it was refreshed.Well, the rotten girl Mosses are sometimes dull, and they can't accurately capture the JQ of this couple. He can understand, but what is that high-ranking and fiery cross-face CP doing?
Finding the root cause of the problem without any effort, Nangong Yan stared at Duan Shu's latest Weibo with distorted face and gritted her teeth, the motherfucking thing is definitely the reason!meaning!of!
Coincidentally, it is enough to post a Weibo in the early morning of this morning, but there is a picture of the horse's Zhuangshan with the picture. Hey!Not even enough to explain! (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...
I haven't called my son: I'm so irritated!Woke up by being licked in the middle of the night, getting up to feed in a daze, the little boy insisted on running to the sofa to eat, and ended up dirtying the sofa cushions again!Should I starve this little thing to death? [attached image: soiled sofa]
Fan 1: Aww!sofa!
Fan 2: I can't see anything, the word 'lick wake up' is swiping the screen all over my eyes!
Fan 3: Σ(°△°|||)︴Little boy?Yan Xiaoguai?The palace lord is big?
Fan 4: Damn it, tonight's welfare is here!
Fan 5: Happiness comes too suddenly!Is Guo'er silly mother admitting to the scandal?Congratulations!
Fan 6: Ahhh, what a happy couple!
Fan 7: (*/ω\*) The owner of the palace is so arrogant and arrogant...
Fan 8: This doting and helpless tone is also drunk.
Fan 9: Hahahaha, do you cook for Xiaoshou in the middle of the night?Silly Mom|Wife Gong Can't Explain!
Fan 10: Woke up by being licked... Maybe the palace owner is not hungry, but his body is 'hungry' (→_→)
Fan 11: The show of affection on the big night, the tears of the single dog have flowed back into the river.
Fan 12: I'm so happy, true fans are here to receive teaching materials!
...
At the same time, the cp building of the Guoyan Party in the forum has risen to a new height. This is not only a quantitative accumulation, but a qualitative leap.Tonight is cloudy and sunny, the sun is shining tonight, and the smile is the brightest tonight!
——(⊙⊙) Damn!Is Guoer and Palace Master really a couple?
——Didn’t Dan Xiaoshou post on Weibo before saying that Sanyan and Diablo have JQ?
——What is the truth about Nima!Palace Master, when you were the gong, there were constant scandals, why are you still such a scum after being a shou!
——Visual inspection is the real attack of the palace lord.Before, Guoer and Da Da were flirting at the song meeting ╮(╯▽╰)╭
——Has anyone noticed the rug in the lower right corner of Ersha's photo?It is exactly the same as the picture on Dan Xiaoshou's Weibo, which shows that Dan Xiaoshou was at Guo'er Shama's house at the time.The real CP is the one who has passed the Yan Party!
——The idiot's "little guai" called me so embarrassing... Such a pampering address refers to Yan Xiaoguai's palace master's big trouble!
——I was still hesitating between 33cp and Guoyan cp just now, are all three of them in city A, is it true that the master and Guo'er are buddies, is it normal for the master to know his buddy's wife!so please 33
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