Let the party retreat, the way to live is king!

——The master is not familiar with Sanyan, is he?Weibo didn't pay attention.Sanyan and Guo'er Silly Mom have followed each other on Weibo, well, the above is another strong proof of being a real CP! (pick nose)

——After the salted egg combination, another pair of real CP was born in the network matching circle!congratulations! *★,°*:.☆( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*.

——Scatter flowers!I wish happiness!The palace lord has a long life without bounds!

...

(___)ノ|Bi he thought, why is it so difficult to show affection in a small way?Why are there so many demons and ghosts blocking the way!Nangong Yan didn't understand this dross world anymore, she just looked up at the sky and cried silently.

And the maker of all this chaos, student Duan Xiaoshu, is so sinful that it would not be a pity to pull him out for [-] times!

Nangong Yan sees Duan Shu online, her eyes flicker with the first style of martial arts cheats, the sky lantern that stops me from showing off my lover!

Palace Master: Good morning dear!

Please call me over: it's early, so forget about it.

Please call me over: Yan Xiaoguai, it's impossible for the two of us, brother is also a principled person, a friend's wife is not close.

Palace Master: Damn it!Who wants to kiss you! (╬ ̄dish ̄)

Palace Lord: Self-righteousness is the main symptom of being shameless, and timely medical treatment can prevent brain damage!I have called for help, thank you!

Please call me over: Hey, did you eat garlic for breakfast?

Palace Master: (ノ`Д)ノ You just ate it!

Please call me over: it’s not right to speak so aggressively, if you didn’t eat it, then Ah Kuan ate it (→_→)

Palace Master: Swallow a filter!You are too mentally unhealthy!

Please call me over: Yan Xiaoguai, your method treats the symptoms but not the root cause. If you are unhealthy, it is mostly because you are holding back. Just give it a shot and it will be fine.

Palace Master: Hehe!

Please call me over: tell me, what are you looking for?Did you quarrel with Ah Kuan or the couple's life is too harmonious to get out of bed?Is your butt okay, do you want me to deliver the medicine for you?

Palace Master: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Palace Master: What's going on with your Weibo!

Please call me over: ah?

Palace Master: Let me tell you first that your sofa and carpet are made of wool, which is the same as Xu Weikuan’s!

Please call me over: Ah Kuan finished the decoration first, I looked good, I just copied it if I was too lazy to design it.Brother Yan Xiaoguai will take you to visit when he is free, which will definitely make you feel familiar with going home.By the way, is there a problem?

Palace Master: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Palace Master: It's all because of you!It's all your fault!It's all your fault!

Please call me over: huh?

Please call me over: don't make trouble, if you have anything to say, brother will be responsible for you...

Palace Master: (ノ`Д)ノ Go to the forum to see for yourself!

Please call me: cough cough

Palace Master: Finished?

Please call me over: This is purely a coincidence...Yan Xiaoguai, you have to believe me.

Palace Mistress: Don't call me Yan Xiaoguai! (* ̄︿ ̄)

Palace Master: Also, is that little boy on your Weibo a ghost?

Please call me over: Don't make trouble, Xiaoguai is not a ghost, he is an Alaskan dog.

Palace Mistress: Dog?Do you have a dog?

Please call me over: Well.Both his parents have participated in competitions and won prizes. He was born in a champion family and inherited the excellent bloodlines of his parents. He is tall, rich and handsome!Will Yan Xiaoguai want to take a look?

Palace Master: His name is...Xiaoguai?

Please call me over: Well!Same name as you.

Palace Master: Damn!

Palace Master: I want to share a name with a dog because of the yarn!

Please call me over: don't blow your hair, he didn't dislike you.

Palace Master: Damn my master despise him, please!

Palace Master: Duan Shu, you must have done it on purpose!Yan Xiaoguai is Xu Weikuan's exclusive nickname for me, if you dare to steal it, you are violating my right to name!Believe it or not, I will bite you to death!

Please call me Guoer: brother is really wronged!Speaking of which, you stole the name of my dog. I have raised it for three years, little boy.

Palace Master: No matter!Anyway, Duan Shu, you have to change the name of your dog!

Please call me over: Tsk, why do you embarrass a dog.

Palace Master: Convex!your sister!

Please call me Guoer: the same name is fate, love each other, maybe a family.

Palace Master: I don’t want to have fate with dogs! o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)

Call me over: racism is not good.By the way, Yan Xiaoguai, what month and date were you born on? Maybe you have the same birthday as Xiaoguai!You can also ask for a hand to make a golden orchid or something.

Palace Master: What's the matter?Do you still want to give me a blood test or do a DNA blood test?

Please call me over: Don't make jokes!

Please call me over: Even if I don't believe in the purity of your blood, I will never question my little Alaska's mixed blood!

Palace Master: You swear a lot of dirty words.Hehe Zun's friends are exhausted!

Palace Master: See you in the village! (waving) (waving)

Please call me over: Come back Yan Xiaoguai!

Palace Master: (︶︿︶) Why?

Please call me: Xiaoyan, you haven't thought about it, why does your family Xu Weikuan call you Yan Xiaoguai?

Please call me Guoer: Brother secretly told you that he also knew my puppy for three years.

Palace Master: What do you want to say?

Please call me Guoer: Simple child, that boy A Kuan gave you this nickname with impure motives!

Palace Master: Hehe!It's not enough to insult my Nangong family's ancestors personally, but they even try to provoke our husband and wife relationship!The young master will not let you, a villain, succeed!

Palace Master: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Please call me Guoer: Shunmao Shunmao!

Palace Master: I want to blow the pillow wind and make Xu Weikuan break up with you!Hoo hoo hoo ~~

Please call me over: Pfft!Be careful to blow to half the lung capacity is not enough to be taken advantage of by someone...

Palace Master: Birds of a feather flock together!Sure enough, you understand him!

Please call me over: Oh yes, ask Xu Weikuan to buy some ingredients tonight, come over to my house and let's have hot pot.By the way, let you get to know this little boy.

Palace Master: Hmph, is this the rhythm of wanting to reconcile with me?

Please call me Guoer: I mainly want to find a friend for my little boy to be a companion.

Palace Master: Oh, it’s not impossible.Unless you tell me what is the name engraved on your waist, or you will be friends forever!

Please call me over: Tsk, it's better not to ask Ah Kuan to buy things.Let's be friends!

Palace owner: (→_→)

Please call me over: (^_^)/~~bye

...

**

It is said that the overhead drama "South Branches to Warm North and Cold" directed by Miss Youyou and curated by Pork Belly has officially started.Nangong Yan once mentioned a simple sentence to Xu Weikuan, expressing his desire to dub with the crew with him.The wish of his little lover, Gong Jun, will naturally go through fire and water to try his best to realize it, let alone such a small request that is easy to satisfy.

The crew gathered together quickly, and the group name of the penguin group was discussed and discussed for a long time, and finally decided to choose a very long name, because Ma Ma said that the bigger the cucumber, the better it tastes...o(*////▽// //*)q

"A garden full of chrysanthemums blooming" This is the abbreviated version of the group name, the full version is: "The garden is full of chrysanthemums blooming into sunflowers, water is not here this month, my friend, you didn't pull your trousers chain"

It's so thick that I have no friends!

The author has something to say: the second update!I can't believe it myself!

I feel so hardworking, fierce~~

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"A Garden of Chrysanthemums Blooming" Group

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Huh?When did I join this group?

Planning - Pork Belly: Pulled by Yinjia.

Late stage-6699: Σ(°△°|||)︴!

Dragon set-light worry: Flesh GJ!

Director-Yuyou: Flesh is so strong!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (#‵′) Damn!

Planning-pork belly: 5555 big bankers were wronged, because they thought too much!

ED-Guo'er: The planning girl doesn't need to explain, we all understand...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!Why are you in the group!

Late stage-6699: Hahaha, is Mama Yan surprised?

ED-Guo'er: (pick nose) Yan Xiaoguai, don't be too obsessed with brother, brother has always been your solid backing.

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Didn’t you not dub or pick up novels?

Dragon suit B: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,as expected, the lord of the palace knows the situation of Guoershamma like the back of his hand!

Leading Shou-Diaoyu Weng: No new ones?Why?

Late stage-6699: Hug, Weng silly mother~~

ED-Guo'er: Singing an ed to join in the fun, Yan Xiaoguai, your drama brother definitely wants to support it!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: But I don't welcome you?

Director-Yuyou: Pfft!

Planning-pork belly: Puff!

LATE-6699: Puff puff puff!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Indigestion?If you have a bad stomach, go to the doctor, don't keep polluting the air quality, everyone is responsible for reducing smog!

Late-6699: Inhumane!Why don't you let Boo Boo, it's painful to hold back, okay?

Planning-Pork Belly: Boo Boo is a basic human right that must not be taken away!I am proud that I do environmental protection for the country!

Director-Yuyou: (⊙﹏⊙) Can farting be environmentally friendly?Don't lie to me that the Lun family doesn't read much!

Suit A: Doesn't smelling bad farts lower blood pressure?

Director-Yuyou: Who said that?

Long suit armor: Brick fake.

ED-Guo'er: I wipe it!After hearing this news, my high blood pressure for many years was cured at once!

Extras-light worry: My fart is very precious, want to smell it?Hehe charges! o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Dan Xiaoshou, are you indirectly admitting that you fart?

ED-Guo'er: Hahahahaha!Beat the table!

Director-Yuyou: Nima Yan's stupid mother's reply is on!

Planning-Pork Belly: The Palace Master is a big gj!

Suit B: Sit and watch the palace lord molesting Dan Xiaoshou!

Dragon set-light worry: Hey, bad silver!You all bullied me while Xianxian was not in the group!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Don't be cute!Please answer the question positively!

ED-Guo'er: The guy who eats salty radish can't be so heavy, right?Don't you clean up before and after?

Actor-Pale Worry: (Waves) How about discussing such a private topic openly?Have you two bad guys considered my client's mood?

Actor-light worry: She smells delicious all over her body! ╭(╯^╰)╮My family likes Xianxian so much! ╭(╯^╰)╮Just be jealous! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Planning-Pork Belly: Hey, Tsundere!

Dragon Suit Armor: Without the protection of the silly mother, Dan Xiaoshou was bullied into crying in the toilet!

Late stage-6699: I feel sorry for Dan Xiaoshou, Yan Shama and Guoer are really too much, why do you bully a child so aggressively, Dan Xiaoshou will not cry, sister protects you!But you tell my sister first, you smell good all over, and you smell good inside and out, don't you?

Planning-Pork Belly: Hahahaha, I thought Little Nine was possessed by an angelic sister, but it turned out...

Director-Yuyou: I never expected...Give Xiaojiu a thumbs up!

Dragon suit armor: 23333 Dan Xiaoshou fainted from crying in the arms of salty silly mother!

Dragon set-light worry: it's all bad silver!I won't tell you!they! o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)

Actors-Dan Worry: Yan Xiaoguai still had a time, did you just watch me being molested by these rotten girls?

ED-Guoer: Then I close my eyes?

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Huh?I am happy to hear and see you!

Actor-Pale Worry: Please don't make trouble!Why bother to be embarrassed, we are allies and comrades-in-arms!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: I'm sorry, I'm Gong (spread hands)

Dragon set - light worry: you just make a false attack!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Fake Gong is also Gong!

ED-Guo'er: That's right, Yan Xiaoguai's impotent attack is also an attack...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!You can go shit!

Planning-Pork Belly: Guoer's stupid mother's baby teeth are so powerful, I'm going to become your fan of the stupid mother!

Late stage-6699: Like Guoer!

Director-Yuyou: The man who raises the sculpture is just cheating! (→→)

Long suit-light worry: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) you still understand me!

ED-Guo'er: Don't!I am really attacking!

Leading Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Are you really attacking?Xiao Guoer, do you think I'm just a display?

Director-Yuyou: Damn it!What rhythm is this?

Late stage-6699: Damn!The atmosphere is not right!

Actor-light worry: Fuck!Weng's silly mother is so offensive!

Planning-Pork Belly: Damn it!The palace lord, the old man, the silly mother, came to kick the hall to snatch your man!

Dragon Suit Armor: Damn it!Weng Silly Mom's president is so cool, so cool, so handsome, how can she break it!

Suit B: Damn it!Love triangle?

ED-Guo'er: Who is that, what's the matter with you?Don't mess around while playing!

The main character Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Oh?

ED-Guoer: Convex!You little shou are so cold playing with me!

The main character Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Little... Shou?

ED-Guo'er: Still want to be Lao Tzu's attack?Let's take a look at the prefix of your group business card first!

Main actor Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Why are you so excited, you have such a big reaction when you talk to me.

ED-Guo'er: Your sister!Excite your grandma!

Main character Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Tsk, Xiao Guoer is still so cute.

ED-Guo'er: Get out!

Director-Yuyou: Σ(°△°|||)︴ Scary!Is that Weng silly mother?How can there be such a ghost?

Late stage-6699: Have these two flirted and flirted, completely disregarding being in the crew and completely ignoring our existence?

Extras-light worry: Will knowing too much reduce life expectancy?so scared~~

Planning-Pork Belly: I just want to ask, are you okay, Palace Master?

Dragon Suit Armor: Love rivals haunt, the palace lord does not cry, sit up and move on his own!

Dragon suit B: Xiaojia...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Xiaojia...

Director-Yuyou: By the way, both of those two disappeared

Late stage-6699: The palace lord is asking for the truth!I stood on the wrong cp again?

Dragon Suojia: Why did I start to love the pair of 'fishing'!

Suit B: Is Guoer's silly mother an attack?

Late stage-6699: The fisherman's silly mother is full of aggressiveness!It exploded!

Actor-light worry: Haha I feel sorry for Yan Xiaoguai.

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: I feel sorry for the wool!So what, by the way, have all the crew members been recruited?

Actor-light worry: such a blunt change of topic...

Late stage-6699: Palace Master, don't force yourself to laugh!When you want to cry, go to the toilet, put your head in the toilet so that the tears will not flow rough!

Planning-pork belly: laugh cry!Did Xiao Jiu want to be blackmailed by the palace lord?

Dragon Armor: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Suit B: Emma has laughed out her eight-pack abs!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Hehe, 69 must have experienced it personally?

Late stage-6699: Ah ah ah ah ah ah big counterattack!What can I do to fight back against him?Online waiting for off-site support!

Dragon set-Dan Worry: Xiaojiu, your fighting power is too scumbag!Can not bear to look...

Director-Yuyou: .(___)ノ|Bi Xiaojiu is so weak!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Hey everyone, let's talk about something serious.My suffering?

Actor-Pale Worry: Don’t you just suffer

Planning - Pork Belly: Ditto!

Director-Yuyou: Ditto!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Don't make trouble, is there no candidate for Deputy Shou yet?

Planning-Pork Belly: Didn’t Dansha tell you the answer~~

Late Stage-6699: That's right, you idiot are...

Director-Yuyou: Assistant...

Dragon set-light worry: subject to...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Huh?

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Master is supporting Gong!

Planning- Pork Belly: Palace Master, please understand that the crew is short on resources.

LATE-6699: We want to get the most out of our limited resources.

Dragon set-light worry: Anyway, you are receiving, and the receiving sound is very nice.

Director-Yuyou: How about...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: The young master attacks and suffers on his own?

Planning - Pork Belly: Bingo!

Actor-Dan Worry: That's right!

Director-Yuyou: Silly mom is so smart!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!Bengong firmly disagrees!

Planning-pork belly: Disagree and reject!

Actors - light worry: Objection is invalid!

Later stage-6699: That's it!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn!Go and play by yourselves, I won't accompany you anymore! o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)

Late stage-6699: Don't be arrogant!

Actor-light worry: touch the head, self-tapping and self-satisfying!

Planning- Pork Belly: Palace Master, try it, maybe you will fall in love with this novel feeling~~

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Convex!Can masturbation by one person be compared to that of two people?

Late stage-6699: (touching chin) The palace owner seems to be very touched...

Actor-Dan Worry: Tsk tsk, I understand masturbation, Yan Xiaoguai will explain what it feels like for the two of them.

Dragon Suit Armor: At this moment, Danxiao is attacked by a black belly!

Dragon set B: Xiaoshou's counterattack!When two subjects meet, there must be an attack, Ma Mazun didn't lie to me!

Director-Yuyou: Yan silly mother, you have two choices, one is to attack yourself, and the other is to accept it.

Planning-Pork Belly: Hey, Yoyo, you are so domineering!

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Threatening Bengong?

Director-Yuyou: Well, the Lun family didn't want it either.But silly mom, do you still remember the last time the Lun family helped you when you were hacked...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Are you planning to blackmail me for the rest of my life with this matter?

Director-Yuyou: The Lun family knows that the silly mother is a person who values ​​love and righteousness, so she must not be ungrateful. Back then, the Lun family asked for a friend to help the silly mother, and they were almost...

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: ( ̄_ ̄|||) You are ruthless!

Director-Yuyou: Then, silly mom agreed?

Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Huh!

Director-Yuyou: Huh, silly mom hug~~

Deputy Gong Gong-Sanyan: o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)

Long suit-light worry: Sister Yoyo is really awesome!Get it done in minutes!

Planning-pork belly: Xiaoyouyou is so tired!Worship!

...

Locking herself in the room for an afternoon, and finally finished recording the first episode of "Nanzhi", Nangong Yan opened the study door and went straight to the kitchen, poured a large glass of ice water, and then hurried to the toilet, all physiological needs were satisfied Only then did I feel alive again.Emma, ​​after recording the recording of the attacking recording and receiving the recording, the concentration is so serious that I almost went crazy!

Shaking his head, he looked around the living room and found no one. The scene of Nangong Yan pushing open the door of the gym instantly made his throat dry after drinking water, and he just wanted to swallow his saliva itchingly.

What the hell!

The sunset in the evening reflected a layer of yellow light in the room, and reflected on someone's naked back, which made the muscles strong and smooth, full of seductive texture and maddening power, and the faintly visible beads of sweat flowed smoothly. Sliding down the sexy waistline... The temptation from male hormones floats in the air, ambiguous and restless...

Nangong Yan felt that his blood was rushing to the top of his head like he was possessed by martial arts at the moment, he couldn't help stretching out his hand to cover his nose, he was really afraid that a nosebleed would come out if he didn't pay attention.

Xu Weikuan turned around when he heard the noise at the door, and saw a certain little nymphomaniac standing there with his hands covering his mouth and nose, blushing, and sneaking eyes at him, like a cowardly little pervert.Walked over to flick his forehead, said with a smile: "Finally willing to walk out of the room?"

"Don't come here!" Nangong Yan stared at him with wide eyes, so damn close to him that he couldn't hold it anymore!The man's masculine aura after exercising just hit his face, it almost killed him!

Raising his eyebrows, Xu Weikuan leaned on the door panel with one hand and bent over to look at him. After looking for a while, he suddenly pulled his hand covering his mouth and kissed him, and smiled sullenly: "You are so red? Yan Xiaoguai, what are you thinking? "

"Damn, stay away from me!" Fuli came too suddenly, and the masculine breath that rushed into his nostrils in an instant almost made a certain little pervert's waist weak, and his heart thumped and accelerated to the limit .Reaching out to block Xu Weikuan and approaching again, her fingertips touched the greasy sweat on the tight muscles of her shoulders, Nangong Yan's head went into a nympho.The paws tapped beads of sweat, which seemed to still carry the man's warm body temperature, so I couldn't help but...touched it a few more times.

Xu Weikuan shook his shoulders, struggling to hold back his laughter.Stand up straight and reach out to ruffle someone's hair and ask, "Shall I take a shower together?"

"Huh?" Nangong Yan was in a daze, raised his eyes and bumped into Xu Weikuan's teasing eyes, sneered, withdrew his paws and scratched his head, embarrassed.Damn, if you commit a nympho again, you will chop your hands!

Moved a little to the side to rescue herself from the high-alert area, Nangong Yan wanted to take a shower, but glanced at Xu Weikuan's loose sweatpants, uh, asked cautiously: "Can I walk out standing up?"

Xu Weikuan folded his arms around his chest and purposely stared at someone obscenely with his eyes twice, then shook his head, "I can't tell."

Nangong Yan nodded clearly, waved his hand at him and said, "Then, you go well, I won't see you off~~"

"Come back!" Xu Weikuan stretched out his long arms and pulled the person who was planning to sneak into his arms, and teased: "Where are you going? My brother will let you go with one bite."

Nima!This is the tone of some bad uncle abducting kindergarten children!Nangong Yan expressed contempt from the bottom of her heart, and said with a double eyelid expression: "Shu Shu, Ma Ma said that boys can't be kissed casually."

Xu Weikuan nodded in full agreement, and stretched out his hand to touch his waist and abdomen, "Then uncle first make sure you are a boy."

I rely on!This hooligan is so easy to handle, he is so well-trained!Nangong Yan turned her head and stared at him, pretending to be Xiaobai: "Do you have any candy? Only if you have candy, let me touch it."

Xu Weikuan laughed, his big hands around his waist were deliberately tightened, and he winked at him with a hooligan temperament, "Uncle has a lollipop, do you want to eat it, baby?"

It took Nangong Yan a while to react, her whole body froze but the corners of her mouth twitched, "Hehe! Xu Weikuan, you won!"

...

After taking a shower, Xu Weikuan wiped his hair and went to the living room. Mr. Chao sat on the sofa and dragged a small thing beside him, and threw the towel over, "Wipe brother's hair."

"Damn, you're using the young master as a servant girl!" He muttered dissatisfiedly, but his body had already voluntarily crawled behind Xu Weikuan.Xu Weikuan stretched his hands back to let Nangong Yan's legs wrap around his waist, and played with her slender ankle with his big hands. The red rope anklet on his left foot highlighted his fair complexion.Rubbing the delicate skin under the lower ankle caused a ticklish person to flinch subconsciously, and the top of the head was slapped gently, Nangong Yan warned him, "Don't move!"

Short hair is easy to dry. Nangong Yan touched Xu Weikuan's hair and was quite satisfied. After throwing away the towel, she hung it on his back without moving.

Xu Weikuan shrugged, "Yan Xiaoguai?"

"Don't call me, I'm exhausted!" Rubbing her head, Nangong Yan pretended to be weak.

"Heh! Are you finished recording the dry recording?"

"kindness."

"Is it fun to attack yourself?"

"..." Nangong Yan decided to remain silent in response to someone's obviously teasing tone.

"Is there a brother who serves you comfortably?"

"..." Nangong Yan squinted her eyes, thinking about how to strangle this shameless person to death is the most environmentally friendly!Reaching out to strangle Xu Weikuan's neck, Nangong Yan asked a very practical question, "Hey, what shall we have for dinner?"

"Brother is not picky about food, Yan Xiaoguai can eat whatever he wants." Look at how considerate, gentle and considerate he is, how easy it is to feed him!

Nangong Yan pretended to be dead, he didn't want to cook either!

Two big men started an endurance battle silently on the sofa, whoever loses will cook.Poor Nangongyan was so hungry that she groaned, and weakly rubbed her face to Xu Weikuan's ear to beg for peace, "Isn't it okay if I call you brother? You can help me make a bowl of noodles!" Xu Weikuan frowned and said in disapproval: "Eat less junk food!"

"Nimma, you are going to cook for the young master!" Nangong Yan was so hungry that she kicked him to vent her dissatisfaction.

Xu Weikuan was also lazy, he glanced at the kitchen and resolutely withdrew his gaze, then looked back at his hungry lover who was 'waiting to be fed', feeling a headache.After pondering for a while, she stood up holding the little butt of the guy on her back. The sudden movement startled Nangongyan, and she hugged him tightly, "What are you doing?"

"Brother will take you to Duan Shu's house for dinner."

It's good to have someone to feed!Nangongyan's eyes lit up instantly, and she said pleasantly, "Duan Shu can cook? I really didn't realize it."

After hesitating for a moment, Xu Weikuan decided to tell the truth, "It should be, at least that guy often cooks for his dog."

Nangong Yan was taken aback for a moment, and stared at Xu Weikuan's side face in disbelief, with a look of injury on his face, "Xu Weikuan, you actually took me to eat dog food?"

Xu Weikuan chuckled, "Don't make trouble, bro! Duan Shu's dog prefers to eat noodles, and Duan Shu's skills are probably well practiced." At least that Alaska is still alive and well.

"Just eating noodles? This is too nutritious!" Yan Xiaoguai, a dog lover, began to fight for the dog.

"It is also paired with various meat sauces and stews. The taste is more southern, and his dog prefers sweets." Xu Weikuan explained in detail.

surprise!This is really an unusual dog!Nima tastes this style, Nangong Yan is almost drunk...

The author has something to say:

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Two rare visitors came to visit, and Duan Shu warmly welcomed them in.Although it is very shameless to come to dinner, but the visitor is not a guest, so I can't lose my manners.Even though, ten thousand grass and mud horses are galloping past the homeowner's heart...

Nangong Yan was bending over to change his shoes, when suddenly a huge black shadow rushed towards him, it was too late to react, and he was thrown to the ground defenselessly.Before he could yell out in shock, a large, fluffy and chubby head moved closer to his face with hot, humid breath. Nangong Yan hurriedly turned his head to dodge, but he couldn't avoid the invasion of the dripping saliva.The weight on her body was unbearable. Nangong Yan was almost crushed to the point of breaking her ribs. She struggled with her thumping arms, and barely opened her mouth to call for help: "Xu Weikuan help...what the hell!"

With a whistle, Duan Shu called the over-enthusiastic Alaskan dog to his side to comfort poor Nangong Yan. With the help of Xu Weikuan's arm, he stood up in embarrassment, and wiped his mouth with his arm in disregard of the wrinkled clothes and messy hair, annoyed. Said: "Damn Duan Shu, your dog kissed me on the mouth!" If the eyes can fly, then at this moment, a certain Alaska who has brought out the spirit of the second-handed to the fullest has already been shaved by Nangong Yan!

Duan Shu grinned, patted the little boy who was sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail excitedly, and teased, "It's not your first kiss, why are you so excited?"

I rely on!Do you have any sympathy left?

Nangong Yan's face was flushed with anger, and she angrily condemned the dog's owner with her eyes, pointing at the silly dog ​​and accusing: "It's still licking my tongue!" As a dog, it's a hooligan, a pervert!Shameless!

Duan Shu endured the hard work with a smile, shook his shoulders so that his facial features were slightly distorted, and comforted him: "Ahem, my boy, his mother is French, maybe cough, maybe the way of greeting is slightly western, you know, French tongue kisses or something Just don’t worry about it hahahaha!” Duan Shu turned around and thumped the wall laughing wildly when he couldn’t make it up anymore.Nima is so funny, he wants to give a thumbs up to his little boy!Forcibly kiss Yan Xiaoguai?Hahahaha well done!

Nangong Yan has black lines all over her head, is it really that funny?Forget about laughing at you!Turning to Xu Weikuan and pulling his sleeve for comfort, "What about Xu Weikuan? I was taken advantage of by a dog."

This sentence is so... It's so intriguing, it's frightening to think about it carefully.Xu Weikuan's forehead twitched, and he helped someone change his shoes and carried him into the living room with his arms around him, "Drink some water first."

Nangong Yan froze upon hearing the words, causing Xu Weikuan to look sideways, "What's wrong?"

Blinking, Nangong Yan looked innocent, "I...I just swallowed my saliva..."

Xu Weikuan who held his head speechlessly: "..."

Duan Shu almost laughed out loud: "Puff hahahaha!"

Alaska wagging his tail excitedly, "Wow!"

Nangong Yan: 〒▽〒

Take a tour of Duan Shujia upstairs and downstairs, the interior decoration is completely a replica of Xu Weikuan's residence, the fake one can be confused with the real one!Nangong Yan gently pulled Xu Weikuan's hand and asked him in a low voice, "Does Duan Shu have a crush on you?" The bed curtains and slippers are the same, but the shower gel in the bathroom is the same brand and the same smell!The male and female version of the couple package, okay?

Standing a few steps away, Duan Shu turned his head and pricked up his ears. Unfortunately, he overheard Yan Xiaoguai's question verbatim, and staggered, "Aw!!!!" The cry was so miserable that those who heard it almost shed tears.

Nangong Yan covered her ears and looked at Duan Shu. Duan Shu looked down at Er Wang, and raised her foot apologetically.Wang Xiaoguai pulled out her tail warily and kept away from Duan Shu. She squatted on the corner of the sofa and turned around to lick her tail. The quiet scene was so beautiful that no one would have guessed that the voiceless high-pitched voice just now was made by this guy.

Nangongyan looked at her tailbone and felt pain, and asked Duan Shu worriedly, "Is it all right?"

"It should be fine, you go and comfort it." Duan Shu knows his Wang Xiaoguai too well. There are outsiders who are absolutely innocent and cute. When he is alone with him, hehe, he doesn't dare to recall that stupid look. .

Nangongyan walked over and squatted in front of Wang Xiaoguai, and carefully reached out to touch its big head. The half-meter-tall Alaska stared at Nangongyan, and then hummed softly as if wronged, and acted like a baby. Head rubbed against him.Rarely has she been so close to an animal, Nangong Yan felt her heart melt, Nima is so cute!Turning around, he suggested to Xu Weikuan, "Hey Mr. Xu, let's get a dog too!"

Xu Weikuan sat on the sofa leisurely with his legs crossed, his squinted eyes stared coldly at a certain Wang's big paw on his Yan Xiaoguai's chest, wondering whether it was cooked in hot pot or smoked with barbecue sauce ?He replied casually: "It is enough for a family to have one second-hand product, and I have you."

Depend on!There is irony hidden in the seemingly sweet talk!Nangong Yan glanced over and reached out to grab Alaska's ears, "Hey Xu Weikuan, it's really cute!"

Xu Weikuan lazily changed his posture, but his eyes were still staring coldly at a certain dog, to be precise, it was the paw boldly resting on Yan Xiaoguai's crotch.She held her chin and replied slowly: "One cutie is enough for a family, and we have you in our family."

"Hmm." Hearing this, Nangong Yan buried her face in Ah Wang's furry head, her face blushed secretly.Uncomfortably scratching at the dog's hair, Nangong Yanweng said: "You can raise me in our family, and I will raise a dog." After speaking, she inadvertently raised her head and happened to meet Wang Xiaoguai's eyes, Nangong Yan blinked, Wang Xiaoguai was stupid Haha sticking out her tongue, Nangong Yan: "..." Stretching out his hand expressionlessly to push away the enthusiastic big dog's face, Nangong Yan hit his head on the sofa cushion and seriously reflected. It's depressing enough to think about it, the level is slightly subtle...

It is said that the only food that Duan Shu can cook is noodles, and this unique skill was forcibly trained by his family, Wang Xiaoguai.

Nangong Yan looked at the big bowl of noodles in front of her, and took a tentative bite, tsk, the taste was not bad.Of course I am happy to have food. The three big men in the restaurant are quietly eating noodles, but the sound of sucking and sucking from the corner under the table makes people have to look sideways.

Nangongyan glanced at Alaska who was eating noodles happily and loudly, and frowned at Duan Shu, "Didn't you teach it table manners?"

The corner of Duan Shu's mouth twitched, "What do you teach it, hold a fork with its left paw and a knife with its right paw? Or rub its paws before and after meals?"

Nangong Yan choked, well, he won, he shouldn't demand that a dog be civilized and polite, have no sex before marriage, not interbreed, not promiscuous, and not marry close relatives...

After eating, Wang Xiaoguai ran to Nangongyan's feet and wandered around, rubbing her thighs and arching her head to show off her cuteness. Nangongyan was amused, she stretched out her left hand for him to lick, and said to Duan Shu, "Your Wang Xiaoguai seems to like me very much, are you a little bit jealous?"

Duan Shu shrugged and didn't care at all, "Maybe it thinks you are the same kind, so let's cherish each other."

Nangong Yan was taken aback, and said in surprise: "It's also a shou?" Then she looked at Wang Xiaoguai with a thoughtful look, but she didn't see it, this Wang actually also had sex.

Duan Shu's forehead twitched twice, and he held his forehead, "I mean it's the mother's."

Fuck!Nangong Yan was almost choked to death by the noodles in his mouth, if it wasn't for Xu Weikuan's sharp eyes and quick hands to stop her, she would have almost jumped on her and killed her!Dissatisfied and yelled, "What do you mean! Even if we are both killed, you can't compare me with a dog!" Is there any insult to personality!

Duan Shu sighed, stroking someone's hair, "Yan Xiao

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