God, let's show our love

Who wants it?Give you one. ]

[Tu Tu: Join in the fun!I also have a boyfriend, please don't mess with cp anymore. (blush) (blush)]

[Lao Tan Sauerkraut V: Come here late at night.I already have a partner, and I refuse to hook up. ]

So far, excluding Dan Xiaoshou and the couple who have already revealed the news, the number of naked people has reached six, and the follow-up is unknown.

CCP has changed overnight, are you all okay?

My heart is broken, the landlord will go to the toilet to cry for a while, and wave.

Fan 1: Sofa!

Fan 2: Shit!Big story of the century!

Fan 3: (⊙﹏⊙) Today is April Fool's Day!It must be!

Fan 4: Thank you for the reminder from the landlord, I cried like a yellow river, but fortunately my home was not flooded by me.

Fan 5: No matter whether the master is affected or not, no one can stop my yy.

Fan 6: Surprised to pee!It seems that only brain supplements can warm my heart.

Fan 7: Are they all out of order?Please don't make trouble!I feel sorry for Liuli silly mother...

Fan 8: Hahahaha, is Guoer silly mom here to be funny!

Fan 9: A group of gays are leaving the singles!Isn't it good to be our male god? Why do you have to take off your clothes! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Fan 10: Blessings!Congratulations guys!

Fan 20: Why is life so cruel, there are so many gays, how do girls live!

Fan 21: The air ticket to go abroad has been ordered, and it’s too embarrassing to fall in love with the same sex these years (waving)

Fan 22: Ma Ma, I'm going to have sex too!

Fan 23: Fortunately, the master belongs to Weng Shama, and the palace master belongs to him.

Fan 24: Wrong!The big god is the little one!The palace owner belongs to Mrs. Weng, and Guoer belongs to Brother Diao.Liuli will fall in love with Tu Xiaoshou.

Fan 25: Brother Diao!Pfft, isn't it my aunt's?

Fan 26: Guo'er's silly mother was careful to go home and was punished by the palace lord to kneel on a cactus 2333

Fan 27: Emma, ​​I was shocked when I saw Sanyan Weibo, I thought they were a couple.

Fan 28: Ask for a hot photo, it’s easy to spoil if you hide it, all you silly mothers, show off your boyfriends.

Fan 29: I'm just curious, is the master's family member from the circle?Glass?Fishermen?over?Sanyan?

Fan 30: Single dog eyes are crying blind, is it really okay to show off the singles in such a high-profile show? (＞﹏＜)

Fan 31: The silly mother is joking or playing some tricky game.All of a sudden it's kind of weird.

Fan 32: Today is a good day, the benefits cannot be more generous! (red envelope) (red envelope) (red envelope)

...

My heart is so tired... I won't love again.

Showing love almost overwhelmed all his IQ, there are so many bad friends making trouble, and showing off a hairball!Nangong Yan was only concerned about one thing at the moment, whether to make friends with those guys or not?

It has been down for a few days, but the Internet is still so lively. Although I know a few stupid mothers have their own names, the rotten girls wiped away their tears to show that they have no relationship. The three-dimensional true love can't stop them from entertaining themselves.As a result, the cp of the dark god changed from one group to another, but the Sansan Party was the least popular.Therefore, there is nothing wrong with saying that the truth is only in the hands of a few people!

Nangongyan looks for abuse every day and looks online like a fisherman, Liuli Busu, and Guoer's silly mother's fans are crazy to recruit Mr. Xu's matchmaker for his family, and he is so sloppy that every rotten girl has been chasing the red line in her previous life. Yuelao... Damn it hurts to be idle!The most unbearable thing is that some brain-dead fans would encourage Liuli Busu to confess his love even though he knew that the Diablo God had a small experience in the third dimension!Fuck!It’s fine with true love, isn’t it a bit cheap to forcefully dismantle the marriage and become the mistress?

No longer relying on fans to discover jq on their own initiative, Nangong Yan is determined to be straightforward.Of course, as a science student, he will be straightforward and artistic.The elite men in the IT industry in the future will definitely make your liver shudder when they become romantic!

cv Yanyanyan V: Make someone’s favorite pot-packed meat tonight, hurry home after get off work~~ [attached picture: ingredients on the table]

cv Yanyanyan V: Are you dating? @三制 (blush) (blush) (blush)

Fan 1: Damn!What rhythm?

Fan 2: OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooI must be thinking too much!

Fan 3: Σ(°△°|||)︴Palace Master and Dark Lord?

Fan 4: Hahaha, as the third party, the cloud finally sees the moon!

Fan 5: Is this... an admission?

Fan 6: What about the silly mother of Guoer?What about Liuli and Weng Shama? o(≧∩≦)o

Fan 7: Brain-filling Palace Master has a shy face and is also drunk...

Fan 8: Real cp?

Fan 9: Nima is completely messed up!There are so many pairs in the forum, which one can really give a correct answer?

Fan 10: Being abused into a dog, I swear that I will never mess around in the future, I can't afford to be hurt!My old lady graduated from the Sanliu Party and joined the Dark Fish Party, but in the end she was going to graduate!Dare to let my mother stay in grades for a few years!

Fan 11: What are you all excited about? Obviously Yan Shama’s first Weibo post was to Guoer Shama, and the second Aite Diablo God is probably a gathering among friends.

Fan 12: Like Xiao 11!I always feel that the palace lord and the god don't get along very well, maybe subconsciously I still think of the palace lord as an attack (pick nose)

Fan 13: Damn it!What kind of god unfolding is this!

Fan 14: o(*￣︶￣*)o Yan’s silly mother can actually make hotpot meat, huh~~people|wife attributes are cute~~

...

How can he make pot-packed meat? The cooking technology is too high, he can't hold it at all.All the posts on Weibo are just a gimmick, the key point is whether there is any artistic conception!Shou who prepares dinner for Gong Jun at home, the warmth of home is instantly bursting, isn't it!

Nangongyan sent Xu Weikuan a WeChat message.One person showing affection is hypocritical, two showing affection is showing off! <(￣▽￣)/

Xiaoyan: Honey~~

Mr. Xu: Huh?

Xiaoyan: Honey~~

Mr. Xu: What's wrong?

Xiaoyan: Honey~~

Mr. Xu: Is the chrysanthemum itchy?

Xiaoyan: Convex!

Xiaoyan: I despise you!satyr!rogue!Shameless!Dirty!

Mr. Xu: Don't make trouble, brother is a decent person.

Xiaoyan: Do you think I'm blind? (→_→)

Mr. Xu: When Yan Xiaoguai is not flirting, your brother is quite serious. 2333

Xiaoyan: I wipe it!Who are you!Hand over to my Mr. Xu!

Mr. Xu: It was a paragraph just now.

Xiaoyan: (￣.￣) He is the only one who is so cheap!

Xiaoyan: By the way, why did you show him your phone on WeChat with me?

Mr. Xu: He robbed it.

Xiaoyan: He is in your office?Get him out!

Mr. Xu: Uh, we are in a meeting.

Xiaoyan: Do you still play with your mobile phone during meetings?Xu Weikuan, how is your company doing? I always worry that one day it will go bankrupt...

Mr. Xu: I just saw your WeChat when I checked the time.

Mr. Xu: Didn't you come to me first?

Xiaoyan: Oh right.Since you don't look very busy, please reply me on Weibo.I just hit you. (#￣▽￣#)

Mr. Xu: Forgot?There is no Ana software in my phone.

Xiaoyan: Excuses!Don't you have a small laptop for meetings...

Mr. Xu: I lost to you.

Mr. Xu: Did you ask me out on Weibo?What does Yan Xiaoguai want brother to reply to you?

Xiaoyan: Hehe, Brother Kuan is the best!ok~~

Xiaoyan: You don’t have to ask me, just answer what’s on your mind.

Mr. Xu: It's a bit difficult.

Xiaoyan: You just want your most direct reaction, something simple and rude.

Mr. Xu: Fuck you at home?

Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Nengjian□□Live less, read more books, have less sex, don't you have a variety of flowers?

Mr. Xu: Tsk, trouble.

Nangong Yan snickered, Mr. Xu spoiled him the most!

He blushed secretly, wondering what Xu Weikuan would reply, but judging by the way that man usually molested him, it would probably be Baoer or Yan Xiaoguai or something... Hey~ I really can't be more intimate!

Baahahaha~~ tremble, little rotten girls!No one expected, their great god is being raised by him!Imagine the shocked fans Nangong Yan wanted to slap the table and laugh, don't be too wonderful to abuse the little rotten girl!

Holding the mobile phone to refresh and refresh, I finally saw the reminder forwarded by Xu Weikuan.

Third Master: No time! //cv Yanyanyan V: Are you dating? @三制 (blush) (blush) (blush)

What the hell!

What do those two Chinese characters read?Why can't he understand it!

The promised pink □□ festival pink memory!Nima can still play well!

Xiaoyan: (╬￣dish￣) convex

Xiaoyan: Xu!dimension!Width!

Mr. Xu: Is Yan Xiaoguai still satisfied?Simple enough?

Xiaoyan: Hehe!You can go away!

Xiaoyan: You don't have to go home tonight!Master will lock the door!

Mr. Xu: Fucked?

Mr. Xu: Good boy!Shun Mao.

Xiaoyan: No use!Master will never forgive you for messing with me this time!asshole!

Xiaoyan: Cut off friendship! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Mr. Xu: Really won't let me go home?That brother went to Duan Shu's Extreme Club tonight.

Xiaoyan: Damn!The pervert game downstairs is free to play with you, if you dare to go to the gym upstairs to hook up, you will die!

Mr. Xu: Then let brother go home, huh?

Xiaoyan: Please.

Mr. Xu: Wait, I will love you when I get home...

Xiaoyan: Ya's roundness disappears! ! !

Xiaoyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Nangong Yan was really about to cry, Nima wanted to grab Xu Weikuan and cooperate with him in a gorgeous and blinding double show, but God didn't fulfill his wish, before he could get away with it, the good teammate killed Matt Roundabout kick... not afraid of those who show affection in a high-profile manner like a god, but those who are low-key and kicked by others like a pig.That's what it means...

Nangong Yan, who was extremely sad and angry, ran to the kitchen, looked at the various ingredients on the table, smiled coldly, and arrogantly stuffed everything into the refrigerator.I originally planned to cook a few more dishes for someone's love reward dinner, but it's a pity that God's sins can still be lived, and I will never forgive myself!

Three dishes and one soup for a well-off life?Hehe, let's eat steamed buns and cause a famine!

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

To comfort the soul, you have to go to Ruanrou Township, so Nangong Yan ran to her fan group to ask for comfort, holding the little girl who had been broken into cornmeal in her hands.

Palace Lord's Harem No. [-] Group

Palace Master: You... You... Okay...

Maid A: Σ(°△°|||)︴Master, Your Excellency

Maid B: I'm so angry

Maid C: weak

Maid Ding: weak waist and knees

Maid E: The chrysanthemum is swollen

Maid Geng: Pfft!Xiao Wu...

Maid A: Nima can't make it up!Xiaowu is an expert at destroying the atmosphere!

Fan B: Xiao Wu is too direct, I can't bear to look directly at him!

Fan Ding: Like Wuwu!

Palace Master: Well, as long as you have fun, you don't have to care about my feelings. (waving) (waving)

Maid E: Palace Master, don't make trouble, we really don't understand how you feel.

Maid A: Well, although I really want to empathize with the Palace Master, but... she is a rotten girl!

Maid B: Too embarrassing!The body structure is different, how to empathize with... feel...

Maid Ding: (touching her chin) At this time... Could it be that the Palace Mistress just woke up?

Maid A: Uh, I'm sorry, I went to the toilet, I got a nosebleed!

Maid C: Touching Da Da, Dang Shou is such a hard work!Does ass still hurt?

Palace owner: ╰(‵ ′)╯

Palace Master: You are really enough!

Maid Geng: Not enough!Unless the guy behind him is being roughed up!

Maid A: That's right, we want the soap flakes from the son-in-law!

Palace Master: Prince Consort?What the hell?

Maid B: The son-in-law is the princess' son-in-law o(*////▽////*)q

Maid Ding: Daddy, my son-in-law respects the silly mother of Guoer?

Maid Ding: Why do I feel like a dark god?Da Da’s Weibo post today is so subtle.

Maid E: But the answer of the Great God is too cold!

Maid Geng: The palace lord is indeed our little princess. There are countless beauties in the harem during the attack, and there are also many handsome men in the harem... The palace lord is so charming!

Group leader: Huh?Is it so lively in the group today?

Maid A: Aww!Group leader sister~~hug~~

Group owner: Hug~~ By the way, that bastard in our group is also there.

Maid B: Uh...

Maid Ding: cough cough

Palace Master: Damn!Who are you talking about?

Group leader: Uh huh, quite consciously.

Palace Master: Convex!

Maid E: Worship the group leader...

Group owner: Palace owner, did you update Weibo today?

Palace Master: What do you want to say→→

Group owner: I want to say, silly mom, you really feel uncomfortable if you don’t get hacked for a day.

Palace Master: Huh?

Group owner: Dump your address, congratulations, you got hung on the wall again!

...

The author has something to say: There should be more, but because I'm lazy, so...

Speaking of Singles’ Day today, I let so many CVs in the article take off the list... Is it a bit cheap...

(cheek support)

☆, 62

"The landlord is not black, but has to black cv Yan Yanyan"

I really can't stand Sanyan!Before colluding with various CVs to anger fans, they were bombarded and caught, and immediately persuaded Weibo to say that they were affected by blah blah blah.Now he is wooing and currying favor with several male gods, flirting with the silly mother for a while and hooking up with the dark god since the master's comeback!

You are the one who revealed that the three-dimensional master has received it, and you are the one who teased on Weibo to ask if you want to make an appointment!Do you want face?

Let's see how God responds to you!If the god is too lazy to talk to you, don't rub it up shamelessly, and please be more specific when hugging your thigh. After hugging your silly mother's thigh, you kneel and lick the dark god again, garbage!

Fan 1: Hehe!

Fan 2: By the way, Sanyan has been enjoying herself recently.

Fan 3: I just like the honesty of the host, and he admitted that he is a sunspot.

Fan 4: Hey, I really don’t feel it if the host doesn’t say it. I really feel that Yan Yanyan is a bit...

Fan 5: (￣_￣|||) The poster is insane!The god is too lazy to talk to me, Yan silly mother replied him, please don't bother to talk to me!

Fan 6: Sanyan’s Weibo recently revealed a lot of news, is he really a couple with Diablo?

Fan 7: It's hard to say if they are a couple, but the Weibo of the master is always grassy, ​​and it is really tricky to reply to the palace master in a few minutes!By the way, the two of them obviously don't follow Weibo! (crazy)

Fan 8: Just rely on the great god who can not update for ten thousand years to post on Weibo, and give the Palace Master a big thumbs up!

Fan 9: I wipe it!The old lady feels more and more that the palace master and the dark cp have a strong sense of how to break it! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Fan 10: Boiled in stew is sick!If the Great God can reply to the Palace Master, the relationship must be extraordinary.

Fan 11: Both of them are in City A, so they should be good friends.I think the great master should not be a member of the circle.

Fan 12: The master used to withdraw from the circle for Guoer's silly mother, and now Guo'er's silly mother is back with the master to arrest them, are they really in love!

Fan 13: Don't make trouble upstairs, it was clarified earlier that the two are just good friends.I bet [-] CP, the Palace Master Da Da and Da Shen should be quietly paying attention to each other. →→

Fan 14: The more friendly you are, the more casual you can talk. Dashen Jubi and Sanyan know each other!Maybe it might really be a relationship between lovers!

Fan 15: Haha, worry about the IQ of the host, Sanyan is already a Zihong cv, okay, you still need to hug your thigh?

Fan 16: These n-corners are also drunk!Touch your own little glass.

Fan 17: (>﹏<) I feel sorry for Liuli's silly mother, and I was very optimistic about Sanliu's couple.But the palace lord is the big winner in life, okay?Huo Zuo Da has a good relationship with many great gods in the circle!

Fan 18: Damn it!The cp buildings of Sanyan and Diablo have reached new heights!

...

Nangong Yan glanced through the comments, and felt quite sour, sweet and a little salty in her heart.He should be in a bad mood after reading his post, which is obviously a hack, but the netizen's comments below are so cute that he can't feel depressed at all!Using black posts in exchange for everyone's conjectures close to the truth, well, he was about to be tortured to tears by himself.Nima is working hard to create public opinion for himself in this gossip-filled network, which is hard enough...

Fortunately, the cp building is thriving and the prospects are bright, and his wounded heart can be comforted a little.

╯ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭

That night, Xu Weikuan came out of the bathroom wiping his hair and took someone's cell phone away, pulled him up from the carpet and touched his waist, "Go take a shower."

"Wait a minute, I haven't passed that test yet!" Nangong Yan reached out to grab the phone, but... the height disadvantage is reflected here, the phone is clearly in front of you, but even if you stand on tiptoe, you are still a palm away .

Xu Weikuan raised his arm and ordered: "Go take a bath and wash yourself clean."

Nangong Yan blushed upon hearing this, glared at him and went into the bathroom obediently.The second half of the sentence should be regarded as a code word between the two... Counting it, he and Xu Weikuan have not had anything for three days, no wonder this man went back to the bedroom to wash up so early today.

After washing her whole body clean, Nangong Yan didn't even wear her pajamas and went out with a set bathrobe. Accompanied by a clean and light bath fragrance, she threw herself on the big bed, lifted the quilt and rolled into Xu Weikuan's arms.This set of movements is repeated day after day, and Nangong Yan has basically mastered it.

Xu Weikuan helped him take off his bathrobe. Unexpectedly, the feeling of the tentacles was a pleasant surprise. He threw the clothes off the bed and asked with a smile, "You're not wearing pajamas?"

Nangong Yan blushed and muttered softly, "Trouble." Anyway, she was going to be stripped...(#^.^#)

Xu Weikuan laughed, hugged him and kissed him, "Okay, go to sleep."

Eh?

Nangong Yan was dumbfounded.What did you say?Nima, he took off all his clothes, did you really just sleep with your arms around him?

Maybe it was because the condemning gaze was too direct, Xu Weikuan looked down at him, "What's wrong? Go to bed and get up early tomorrow."

The head was pressed against someone's neck with semi-force, Nangong Yan blinked and did not move, he seemed to understand something... Tomorrow is the weekend, isn't it? Is it because I have to get up early on the rest day... I have a fever, no Naturally twisting her buttocks, Nangong Yan pursed her lips and chuckled knowingly.Enen's plan for a day lies in the morning. He understands that he understands. Men are mostly excited in the morning. His family Mr. Xu must be thinking about what in the morning... blah blah, it's too disharmonious to make me think about it. , sleep sleep~~

Nangong Yan, who had been dreaming all night, was crying and begging for mercy in her dream. A man's low voice suddenly sounded beside her ear, "Xiaoyan? Good little Yan is getting up soon."

Cengceng opened her eyes in a daze, Nangongyan stared sleepily at Xu Weikuan's handsome face, her thin lips opened and closed, not knowing what to say, and waved her arms carelessly to show that she knew.The person who was not sober in his sleep lifted the quilt and continued to sleep on the bed with his buttocks up.

Nangong Yan's movements were so smooth that Xu Weikuan was taken aback for a while, and a beautiful scenery appeared before his eyes without any precautions. It was really... a test of self-control.

"Yan Xiaoguai, what are you doing?" The usually coy and shy guy suddenly acted boldly and boldly. Is Yan Xiaoguai sleepwalking or is he drunk?

"Huh?" Nangong Yan was dissatisfied with his dawdling, frowned and muttered back to her dangling little buttocks: "Just do it." But he really wanted to sleep, I don't know if he would be fooled halfway passed out...

The amount of help.This guy must not be sober!

Xu Weikuan pulled the quilt lightly from the corner of his mouth to roll him up, and he really couldn't hold his butt in the sun for a while... rubbed his head to wake him up, "What are you thinking about all day long in your little head? Hurry up!" Order a change of clothes and take you out."

Nangongyan was standing by the bed and putting on her clothes. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Xu Weikuan walking out of the bedroom, and then she flung herself on the bed as if discouraged, flailing her hands and feet in a frenzy.Fuck!What a shame!He is definitely not the one who is so dissatisfied in the morning!

Hungry and thirsty, what kind of attributes are you going to shit on?What about modesty?How can he pretend to be temperamental in front of Xu Weikuan in the future! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Immersed in the big blow in the morning and unable to recover for a long time, Nangong Yan followed Xu Weikuan listlessly until he entered the hospital and came to the door of a department. He subconsciously looked up at the door sign, oh, anorectal department.

Uh?

Fuck!Anorectal!

Suddenly returning to her senses, she stretched out her hand to grab Xu Weikuan, Nangong Yan glanced at him puzzled, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?" Could it be that his family, Mr. Xu, was suffering from hemorrhoids silently?

Xu Weikuan was also confused by his sudden question, but his expression was still calm, pointing to the house number, "Brother, I will take you to see a doctor."

Nangong Yan stared at Xu Weikuan in disbelief, and when he wasn't paying attention, she withdrew her hand and ran away.Fuck!Even if he is sick, he has to go to the psychiatrist, okay, he wasted his lazy bed time to come to the hospital with him to have an anorectal examination only if his head is sick!sister!It's up to you to go and see for yourself, I won't accompany you anymore! (*￣︿￣)

Xu Weikuan stopped the man with quick eyes and hands, and finally tricked him to the hospital, how could he let him run away.Appearance temptation plus language reasoning, fooling a Yan Xiaoguai is simply a small case!So dizzy and fascinated, the nympho Yan was almost moved to tears, his family Mr. Xu was so well-intentioned to worry about his chrysanthemum and care about his health, he is a good boyfriend of the nation!

Although the attributes are very turbulent, Nangong Yan is still a very conservative boy in his heart. The department with such a sensitive anus and intestines is quite awkward. He followed Xu Weikuan into the department with his head down and blushing, like a primary school student who did something wrong and was asked by his parents .

The doctor signaled him to go to the next room for an examination, and Nangong Yan raised her head in embarrassment and looked around, "Huh? Where's the doctor?"

The middle-aged female doctor looked quite serious. She was amused when she heard Nangong Yan's words, and tapped her chest plate with a pen, "I am your laboratory doctor."

ha?female? !

Can't be calm, Nangong Yan turned back to look for Xu Weikuan, and asked pitifully: "But, can you change to a male doctor?" It is miserable enough to be looked at by others, and he can barely accept it if he is of the same sex.Nima, although the other party is a middle-aged woman, but he is a grown man, I can't accept it psychologically! 〒▽〒

Xu Weikuan smiled, his smile was very gentle and considerate, and while the doctor was not paying attention, he kissed Yan Xiaoguai's ear, "Be good, don't be awkward, this is just a normal health checkup."

"But I..."

"En?" Xu Weikuan raised his eyebrows, his eyes were full of meaning, "Yan Xiaoguai, you have a weak physique, do you think brother will agree to let other men touch you?"

“…”

Nangong Yan was about to kneel, Nima's overbearing CEO's tone was so cool, why didn't he feel a little bit moved after hearing it?

The examination only took a few minutes, but for Nangong Yan, Sansheng Sanshi just passed away... A few wisps of smoke above his head came out, arrogantly ignoring Xu Weikuan's palm stretched out to him, and walked out of the anorectal department directly to lean his head against the wall Come on, he needs to calm down...

Xu Weikuan took someone away from the hospital and stuffed him into the car, rubbed the little curly hair to comfort him, "Brother didn't dislike you, why are you so intoxicated, huh?"

Nangong Yan glanced at him, not bothering to pay attention.We don't understand the slight sorrow and the thoughts like embroidery needles~~

Xu Weikuan started the car and asked casually, "Did the doctor ask you anything?"

Nangong Yan tilted her head and thought for a while, then nodded, "Yes, she asked me if it hurts." Scratching her face a little embarrassed, "I said it doesn't hurt, I'm used to it."

Xu Weikuan: "..."

Spreading her hands, Nangong Yan said that she was really innocent, "She asked suddenly, and I told the truth without any precaution." But that doctor is of high quality, seeing his embarrassment, he was relieved that he did not discriminate against them.

Xu Weikuan glanced at Nangong Yan's butt, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

"It's okay..." I twisted my butt uncomfortably, the first finger test in 20 years, the memory can't be more profound! "It feels like she's not as long as your fingers."

Xu Weikuan's forehead jumped, this is the point?It's quite a bit of experience for this little thing to do a checkup, huh?Go home and clean him up!

"Xu Weikuan," someone added without knowing the danger, "Auntie Doctor is much gentler than you."

Xu Weikuan: "..."

Is this comparable?

(＿＿)ノ｜Wall

I remember that there was a bakery on the side of this road. Nangong Yan leaned against the window glass to observe closely, and said in a drawn-out voice: "I'm hungry~~~" I didn't eat in the morning, and my stomach was protesting.

Xu Weikuan raised his forehead and got out of the car to buy breakfast for a certain young master.Nangong Yan lowered the car window and stared eagerly at the food in Xu Weikuan's hand, his eyes were as bright as a wolf, causing Xu Weikuan to rub his hair violently.

"Is the bread mustard-flavored?"

How did you grow up with such a unique taste?Speechlessly, Xu Weikuan took out a stick of mustard from the car and threw it over.Nangong Yan was slightly dissatisfied, filled mustard on the bread, and then happily ate it. After only two mouthfuls, her eye circles were red from choking, and she looked at Xu Weikuan tearfully.

Silently handing over a piece of facial tissue, Xu Weikuan rubbed his forehead and felt a faint pain in the egg.Fortunately, Yan Xiaoguai didn't like him when the two of them were doing things, and he couldn't bear him to do excessive things, otherwise, this guy would always have a tendency to have mustard in his mouth...Six or nine can't be more exciting.I can't imagine it, the picture is so sour!

**

This day, Nangong Yan unexpectedly received a private stamp of Youyou's struggle as soon as she went online.

Yoyo is struggling: Is Mama Yan there?

Yoyo is struggling: throw away the address, hurry up and read the post!

Yoyo is struggling: Your man is leaking!

(￣_￣|||) Sister paper, can we not speak so domineeringly?Isn't it good to be a bit reserved for girls?Embarrassed by Yoyo's words, Nangong Yan was even more curious about why sister Yoyo was so excited.

"The landlord happily met a great god by chance, and made a shocking discovery! "

The host works in a bakery in city A. On weekend mornings, when there are not many people, he will be lazy and listen to the drama "Nanzhi" with headphones on. The voice of the dark god is so loud!The host was trying his best to control the blood flow so as not to cause nosebleeds, when a deep magnetic voice suddenly appeared in his ears, the sexy bass instantly coincided with the voice of the great god in the earphones!

The host is dumbfounded, could it be that the host's deep love for God has hallucinated?At this time, someone tapped twice on the cash register desktop, forgive the landlord for manual control!The slender and clean male hands can't be more beautiful!There was a burst of dizziness in the host's mind, and his eyes moved up unconsciously until... God Alu!Big guy!During a nympho gap, the landlord blurted out a sentence without thinking.

'Dark God? '

Don't ask the landlord why you would ask such a question, a woman's intuition is better than Sherlock Holmes!After asking the landlord, I was dumbfounded, what about Nima's professional ethics?Those who commit nympho will be fired by the boss!I just wanted to apologize, but the host never expected that the commander-in-chief was stunned and then nodded!Nima, you are not mistaken, and the host himself can't believe it!Dashuai is better than him!head!up!

The landlord completely fainted, and his brain went blank, right?I never thought that one day I would be so close to the Great God, so close that I was separated by a cash register!The landlord's head was dizzy again, and then... it was a wrong account!I was wrong, I knelt down and begged for forgiveness to the fans of the Great God, and the host overcharged the Great God by 11 yuan!It turns out that the master raised his eyebrows subtly when he took the change, it wasn't the host's illusion!The Great God must despise the shameful arithmetic IQ of the landlord!

Cry!

Babes, don't worry, although the host was stunned by the great god, but he always remembered the principle of sharing blessings, so the host secretly took pictures. [photo attached]

You read that right, that handsome guy with long legs is a dark dish!The Almighty bent over to talk to the co-pilot, and the two looked very intimate. The poster boldly guessed that the person inside was our mysterious Mrs. Almighty! ! !It's a pity that the owner failed to capture the real face because of the lighting problem.

Well, the point is actually here!After the great god left, the more the host thought about it, the more he felt that the handsome guy looked familiar!Did you meet him in a dream?Until just now, the host looked through the pictures of handsome guys in the street that were privately stored on the computer, the truth is here!

Some people still remember that Dan Xiaoshou once posted on Weibo saying that he met a handsome couple in City B?I remember last winter, a girl photographed a handsome couple on the street, can't you bear it? [Picture attached] At that time, netizens complained about the bad pixels of the sister.

Eunmu was wrong!The host is the girl who changed to a high-resolution mobile phone after listening to netizens' persuasion, so the benefits for the babies are here!

Comparing the two, coupled with the host's unforgettable memory of the handsome guy, the host swears with his life that the best friends in City B are the God and his wife!

Uncover the mysterious veil of the Great God, you will find it with a smile, the Great God is so happy~~

Floor 1: (￣△￣;) Too much information!

2nd Floor: My sister is so lucky to meet her twice!

Floor 3: Fuck me!God is so handsome!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa I love you

4th floor: I don't study much, the landlord, don't lie to me!The master is so handsome, even though it's just a side profile, but the side profile has already exploded in handsomeness!

Floor 5: Licking the screen madly!

Floor 6: Is it really the couple from last year's Chinese New Year?In this way, Mrs. Dashen must also be handsome!

Floor 7: Damn it!Dark Cuisine is truly rich and handsome!The height is almost 1.9 meters by visual inspection, and the car... (waves) Hangsi doesn't want to live anymore...ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

Floor 8: Damn it!The landlord is really a good girl!

Floor 9: The post looks real, but most of the faces with nice voices are...

Floor 10: o(>@<)o God is so handsome, what should I do, I can't afford to love him!

Floor 11: Fake it!There are obvious loopholes in the post. That handsome guy is quite handsome, but his nodding doesn't necessarily mean that he admits that he is a dark chef, or maybe it's just out of politeness?

Floor 12: Enlarged the picture by n times, but still can't see the appearance of the co-pilot clearly.The master went to the bakery to buy bread for his wife... Hey, so cute!

Floor 13: Could Madam be the lord of the palace, Da Da, who hasn't had a public photo in the circle for so many years!Anyway, I wish you happiness!

Floor 14: Ahhhhhh!I can't stop being excited!

Floor 15: I envy the girl's good luck, she is going to go for a stroll in City A!

...

Fuck!This can also meet insiders!

When Nangong Yan told Xu Weikuan about this, the other party's reaction was very flat, and after a slight frown, he left a sentence that would make the manager forget about it.Nangong Yan didn't care too much. After all, the forums where fans post their posts are relatively narrow in terms of social aspects and shouldn't cause any trouble.

Facts once again prove that the gossip of netizens should not be underestimated. When they are serious and curious, they can pick up human flesh until your pants are not left!

Two days later, a post quietly went viral on the forum.

"Deep Grilled Dark Cuisine, The Male God Marry Me!" "

Not much nonsense, the host tried to use the most concise sentences to clearly state the background of the great god.

Two-dimensional: Dark Cuisine (Third Master), the emperor's evil master Gongyin, and the online duo of a great god-level character.

Once belonged to the society "Gongyinshe" and retreated, and now returns as the third master, a free person.

The main role in the radio drama "Willing to Be the King" attacking the king-Yan Jing The main role in the radio drama "South Branches to Warm North to Cold" attacking the king-Qi Han

No song will have no cover (original singing) song, Weibo address (ps: ten thousand years of long grass)

Three-dimensional real body: Name: Xu Weikuan, male, age 26, height about 187, currently living in City A.

Graduated from University A, school grass.Co-founded a company with a friend, a handsome local tyrant. GAY, it is said that there is only one domestic pet.

Let me share with you the awards that the great god has won in school, he is definitely a top student.

In fact, the host also inquired about the community and company address of Dashen’s family, but it’s too private so I won’t disclose it.The host presents the high-definition photos of the great gods collected from various sources, let's worship, rotten girls!

Really handsome to have no friends!

Floor 1: Damn it!Give the host a thumbs up!

2nd Floor: The host sincerely loves Lei Feng in China!God is so handsome! m(__)m

Floor 3: Wipe!My wife is a big A!Never expected that Marshal Xu is actually a dark god!

4th Floor: My God!The Dark Lord is Xu Shuai! ! !A few years ago Xu Shuai's photo was circulated wildly on the BBS of various colleges, okay?

Floor 5: The Great God is so awesome, I really can't afford to love him.Worship...

6th floor: Nima is handsome and tall, and if he has money, he will return it