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Be quiet, you see, Wang Xiaoguai is not excited at all.As a bitch, you misunderstood her as a victim and she didn't even bite you. Do you feel ashamed when you look at her tolerance and compare it with yourself? "
Nangong Yan frowned, biting her chopsticks and lost in thought, feeling that she could not be compared to a dog, she nodded and said, "Okay, I forgive you, I was too impulsive just now."
Thus, Yan Xiaoguai was miraculously comforted.Miraculously, Duan Shu was surprised, and looked at Xu Weikuan in disbelief. The latter ate the noodles calmly. After eating, he put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth. He looked at Duan Shu like alms, and his thin lips moved slightly, "Noodles Hard, not strong."
Duan Shu was stunned: "Huh?"
Nima, this is the point?
Nima's miraculous combination is also... wonderful!
After eating, Nangong Yan lay on the sofa with her bulging stomach to digest, and from time to time she reached out to tease Wang Xiaoguai who was lying at his feet.When Duan Shu desolately cleaned up the restaurant kitchen alone, Nan Gongyan suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly dragged Duan Shu to sit beside him.
Curiously glanced at the lower back, Nangong Yan signaled Duan Shu with her eyes, "Hey, let me see that tattoo on your body!"
Duan Shu leaned back vigilantly, "Why?"
"Do you really know the silly mother of the fisherman?" Nangong Yan laughed, trying not to look so gossip, "Brother Duan let me see, I'm curious what the name of the foolish mother of the fisherman is."
"Hehe!" Duan Shu smiled coldly, "He's called shit, what other curious brother do you have to satisfy you together?"
Tsk tsk tsk, the smell of gunpowder in this tone must have a story!Nangong Yan smiled more innocently and romantically, and said flickeringly: "Brother Duan, don't make trouble, I heard that tattoos are beautiful and have personality, let me open my eyes and appreciate them."
"Do you like it?" Duan Shu also smiled, but it was a superficial smile, "Why don't I take you to get a tattoo so that you can appreciate yourself enough every day?"
"Cut! It's fine if you don't show it." Nangong Yan curled her lips. This road is blocked and another road is opened to the west. She changed the subject and asked, "By the way, Duan Shu, why do you have other people's names tattooed on your body?"
This is an unbearable past event, and if you try to look back, there are only two lines of tears, and the two lines of tears silently shed the three characters "grass mud horse"!
It is said that every well-behaved junior is systematically assigned a black-bellied senior. Duan Shu was very innocent back then, thinking that the amiable and lovely senior brother was a living Lei Feng. This kind of cottage is called high imitation.Comrade Lei Feng has passed away for many years, and the live Lei Feng in stock are all fakes!
Naively said the idea of wanting a cool tattoo, the elder brother was very enthusiastic and took him to a small tattoo shop, and then...then the plot was out of his control.In the mirror, there is no angel's code on his lower back, only three large characters fluttering!All his angry accusations were tragically melted under the faint comfort of the black-bellied senior, who said: "Hey, little book, this is cool."Stab your body in my name, from now on you will be the senior's person~~' So the short paragraph of the book that couldn't get angry bit the senior, well, this is an unfinished story to be continued...
Compared to the gnashing of teeth and distorted face on the side of the statement, Nangong Yan, who was listening, touched his chin with a deep expression. The senior was so smart, he was really dark-bellied... "By the way, what's your senior's name?"
"Calling..." Almost blurted out, Duan Shu coughed lightly as a cover-up, "Calling shit."
"But you said his name is three words." Nangong Yan snickered, there was a big loophole~~
Duan Shu was unmoved, "Oh, then he will be called stinky shit."
Nangong Yan: "..."
Tsk, the grievances are so deep.What to do, he was even more curious about who the black-bellied senior was...
The author has something to say: the more words are less, because I am lazy again... ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
☆, 60
Taking advantage of the short time after class, Nangong Yan landed on Penguin.
"The Chrysanthemums Blooming in the Garden" crew group
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Good morning, everyone!
Director-Yuyou: Aww!Yan silly mother morning!
Later stage-6699: The palace lord begs for a hug~~ I received a dry voice from a silly mother!
Dragon set-light worry: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a... That part of self-attack and self-sufficiency?
Planning-Pork Belly: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Actors-Pale Worry: Seek the same!
Director-Yuyou: Haha, the Harun family is honored to hear that!The palace lord's great acceptance is truly stunning!
Later stage-6699: Enen, the big and waxy little voice is unbearable, I almost listened to it hard!
Director-Yuyou: Pfft!Xiaojiu you...
Planning-pork belly: Xiaojiudan is determined, and sharing good things with groups is the last word!
Later stage-6699: Okay, I uploaded it, don’t spread it~~
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!Do you think I am dead?Xiaojiu, if you dare to upload it, I will never forgive you!
LATE-6699: Uh...
Director-Yuyou: You are so arrogant!We have already accepted the fact that you are the victim, so why should Mama Yan be so concerned about it.
Planning-pork belly: Wouldn't it be nice to be a beauty in peace?
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn!Even if the young master is a subject in the circle, he is a big hit!How can the image of Gongyin allow you to talk about it!
Dragon set-light worry: awkward bottom-level subject ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Shut up!Isn't it a matter of minutes for me to attack you?
Dragon set-light worry: cough cough, every minute...
Director-Yuyou: Too much information.
Late stage-6699: Dan Xiaoshou quickly grasped the key points.
Dragon Suit Armor: This is why the palace lord has changed so much (→_→)
Planning-Pork Belly: Why are you so honest with your baby teeth...
Dragon set-Dan Worry: So frank, it seems that we are true friends...
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: ╰(‵ ′)╯
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: You little sluts, can you still have fun?
Extras-light worry: unless you last a little longer...
Dragon set B: Hahahaha, give Dan Xiao a thumbs up!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!Grandpa is very long-lasting!
LATE-6699: Who will prove it?
Dragon Suit Armor: I must have called my silly mother at this moment.Silly mother please answer!
LATE-6699: What to do?The palace lord has already received the bottom line in my heart!So anxious, wait online!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it again! !The little master can't stop for a long time!
Late stage-6699: Σ(°△°|||)︴Should I worship the silly mother of the past at this moment!Great physical strength!
Planning-Pork Belly: Emma Guo'er's silly mother deserves to have Brother Diao, awesome!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Convex!hehe!
Director-Yuyou: Tsk, anyway, the palace lord is a subject, it doesn't matter if he lasts long!
Actor-light worry: Husband and wife harmony is very important, please don't make trouble!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Yo, Dan Xiaoshou, you are very insightful?
Actor-light worry: p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o is not as good as one-tenth of the stupid mother...
Later stage-6699: The annual drama, who said that gay honey is subject to it?It's clearly a war of tearing x!
Planning-Pork Belly: Move the bench and watch!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ These respectable people can't stay here anymore!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Get out of the group, get out of the group! (waving) (waving) (waving)
Main character Gong-San Ye: Why are you surfing the Internet?
Director-Yuyou: Ahhhhhhh!
Planning-Pork Belly: ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~ Big big big big god?
Actor-Dan Worry: Huh?Dark Lord!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!why are you here!
Main character Gong-San Ye: This is what I want to ask you, aren't you in class?
Planning-Pork Belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴How could the master know that the palace master is in class?
LATE-6699: God Aru!Great God Palace Master, you two really know each other!
Dragon suit armor: I'm so envious of the palace master's bigness, I really want to face the base!
Planning-Pork Belly: Biting a handkerchief, Yinjia also wants to see his silly mother!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Then what, don't you never chat in groups?
Main character Gong-San Ye: Who told you?
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn!
Suit B: The tone of the two idiots is familiar, I'm sorry I made up my mind again...
Dragon Suit Armor: Hey~~ The palace lord is such an idiot!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Well, I will fish for a while after class, and I will log off after class.
Main character Gong-San Ye: Well, I'm off to a meeting.
Planning-Pork Belly: Huh?Did the Great God leave so soon?No, ah, can we talk about ten yuan more?
Director-Yuyou: ( ̄_ ̄|||) meaty...
Suit B: A meeting?Is it true that the great god has graduated from the rumors and started a company with his stupid mother?
Director-Yuyou: pia goes upstairs!The second and third dimensions have to be separated, dear!
Late stage-6699: Am I the only one who started cute [-] CP?The Palace Mistress is so obedient and comfortable in front of the Great God!
Director-Yuyou: Ahem, I don't know anything.
Extras-Paint Worry: I have the right to remain silent...
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Hey everyone, Ben Gong is offline too. The next session is the class of the paralyzed handsome man. The handsome man is very handsome, but his heart is too dark...
Planning - Pork Belly: Point the wax.
Dragon suit armor: (>﹏<) The gods come and go in a hurry.
Extras-light worry: post a photo!
Late stage-6699: People also want to see it!
Director-Yuyou: (saliva) Same request!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (___)ノ|Has anyone noticed the modifiers of this palace?You must despair of this face-seeking society!
Main actor Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Facial paralysis?Heart black?
Planning-Pork Belly: Hug, hug Weng Silly Mom.
Late stage-6699: Same thing!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Enen, you are cold-faced and cold-hearted at a young age!Xiaoye's thesis has been rejected four times!Nima four times!
Director-Yuyou: Haha, the silly mother Yan who vomits bitterness like this is so cute!
Dragon suit B: The teacher is good or bad, the palace master who bullies us is great!Hmph draw circles and curse him!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: I wish the commander-in-chief Bimu has a girlfriend?
Actor-Pale Worry: Pfft!You bear!
Planning-Pork Belly: The palace master is so ruthless, this is the dead son and the great grandson...
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: 〒▽〒 was the one who bullied others first, so I can't blame Ben Gong for being ruthless!Tsk, let's not talk about going to class.
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: waving~~
...
The class bell just rang, and Nangong Yan was about to exit the interface when she suddenly received a single knock, huh?Idiot fisherman?
Leading Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Very good.
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (⊙_⊙) Idiot Weng?
Main actor Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Stay after class, let's talk about the topic of cursing.
ha?
Nangong Yan frowned while holding the mobile phone. Did Weng Silly Mom send the message to the wrong person?It's just... What the hell is it to stay behind after class?
He raised his head inadvertently, and his eyes met the cold-faced handsome guy on the podium unbiasedly. Nangong Yan was taken aback, and suddenly goosebumps appeared all over his body, and his eyes widened.
What the hell!
Swallowing her saliva, she looked at the phone in disbelief and then looked at the condensed gaze on her face. Nangong Yan was so frightened that her hands trembled, and the phone flew out of her palm in a curved parabola gracefully, and landed on the aisle one meter away.
Paji!The sound of the cracking of the mobile phone screen was clear and crisp, and it was particularly piercing and ... eye-catching in the quiet classroom.Nangongyan, who was being watched by everyone, couldn't move her stiff hands and feet, her eyes were staring at her paralyzed face in a daze, her brain was still deeply stuck in the shock just now and she couldn't recover for a long time.
The fisherman has a paralyzed face?Professor Pei Da is Weng silly mother?
Nima!The world is too small, how can it be broken if you pinch your feet?
Nangong Yan lowered her head to think, she never thought that the tattoo on the back of Duan Shu turned out to be the name of Facial Paralysis.Pei Huailiang, damn it, will it hurt to have so many strokes tattooed on it?No wonder Duan Shu was squeezed so miserably back then and has yet to avenge his revenge, provoking Professor Pei Da is simply looking for a cry!
Thinking about it in a daze, until the sound of knocking was heard next to her ear, Nangong Yan shook her head suddenly and woke up, looking at Professor Pei standing in front of her in a daze.
Pei Huailiang twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Did you sleep well?"
Subconsciously raised her hand to wipe the saliva from her mouth, Nangong Yan replied in a daze, "It's okay, it's just a little noisy..." She glanced at the classroom only to find that there were only the two of them left. Mr. Mobile, Nangong Yan is really about to cry.Nima broke another one!Think about the days when I reached out to ask Xu Weikuan for money... my internal organs hurt.Men, Chi poor wallet can not be poor have or not.
The small grievances were transferred to the paralyzed Pei in front of him, Nangong Yan sniffled and asked, "Pei cough, where do you live, Weng silly mother?" Is it okay to smash the glass at night? 〒▽〒
Pei Huailiang stared at the person expressionlessly, "Family Building No. 1, Building 1, Floor 12, welcome to climb the windows in the middle of the night."
"..." If you are seen through, it will be even worse!Nangong Yan pretended to be stupid and didn't understand what he said, and said in a close manner: "Haha Weng silly mother is really a coincidence, I didn't expect that silly mother's job is so high, teaching and educating people is really hard."
Pei Huailiang crossed his arms, looked at him coldly, and said indifferently: "It's not hard, I am very happy that I can often abuse students. Who made my heart dark."
Nangong Yan's heart turned cold when she heard the words, and she almost knelt down.Can the brain circuit of Nima, the devil, still communicate well?Weeping and pretending to be pitiful to win sympathy, "Weng silly mother, why do you embarrass me, how did I offend you? We are also considered to have met each other. It is not just fate, why don't you need something small for you?" Ya Anyone who dares to accept gifts will go to the school to report anonymously!
Even though this child is sensible, Pei Huailiang finally showed a warm smile, "I need a bed warmer."
"Cough, cough, cough..." Nangong Yan almost coughed out her lungs when she accidentally choked on her own saliva!He raised his head in disbelief, his face flushed red.Oh, it's too compelling!Taking two steps back without any trace, Nangong Yan waved his hands with a sneer and said: "That Weng Weng, Weng silly mother, I can't!" He already has Mr. Xu from his family.
Pei Huailiang raised his eyebrows, showing disdain, "It's not you."
Eh?
Nangong Yan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly understood something, and shouted in amazement: "Could it be... Duan Shu?"
**
When Xu Weikuan returned home from get off work, he was treated with presidential-level courtesy. He was flattered and looked around the room vigilantly. Everything was normal, so...he was abnormal.
Xu Weikuan grabbed the attentive person who brought him food halfway across the table, motioned him to sit down honestly, and asked calmly, "Tell me, what's the matter." Be careful of wild cats when the sky is dry and things are dry.If there is nothing unusual about his little wild cat, wouldn't the four dishes and one soup on the table become a decoration?If you don't have anything to show courteousness, it's either sex or seduction!
Nangong Yan tried her best to smile, her little face almost turned into a flower. She reached out her hand to take out her mobile phone from her pocket and shook it at the man opposite, "The previous mobile phone is broken, so I replaced it with a new one." latest style.The four big brands couldn't keep up with Nangong Yan's speed of changing mobile phones.As the saying goes, eating other people's mouths is short, for Nangong Yan who is being taken care of by the young master of the Xu family, it hurts to swipe other people's chrysanthemum...
Xu Weikuan didn't care, and nodded casually, "As long as you are happy." This guy owed him, just pay it off on the bed.
Nima!Whatever makes him happy is fine!Nangong Yan wanted to throw the table.He is not good at all, only good chrysanthemums are really good!Why did he cook a table of dishes for three hours!Isn't it just to summon the little spirit beast with four dishes and one soup to awaken a certain man's conscience, with one purpose: can you do it less tonight?
Xu Weikuan slowly picked up the bowl and took a sip of the hot soup, the taste was not bad.Glancing at someone who was looking forward to Ai Ai opposite, there was a deep smile in his eyes.Rescuing him in a good mood from the miserable melancholy, he raised the topic and asked: "Why did the phone break, did you hit a tree while walking?"
Nangong Yan: "..." Heartbroken.Has his IQ already been negative in the eyes of Mr. Xu?Has the agreed high IQ and EQ been turned into spring mud to protect flowers and crops mixed with cow dung?
The aura around him was sluggish, and a bowl of hot soup suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. Nangong Yan was almost moved to tears, but his family, Mr. Xu, still felt sorry for him.As soon as he took a sip of it with both hands, Xu Weikuan said warmly in his unique deep voice: "Be careful and drink slowly, this soup strengthens yang and nourishes kidney."
Fuck!What the hell is the sudden change in the painting style in the second half of the sentence!
Nangong Yan trembled and almost threw the bowl out, hesitating to swallow the soup in his mouth.Please, please don't say such shameful things with such a magnetic bass!Also, can he still drink this soup? (┬_┬)
After dinner, Nangong Yan had a stomach ache after eating.
One person holds a laptop on the bed, Xu Weikuan is busy with work, while Nangong Yan is purely bored.After playing the game for a while, I ran to the penguin colony, and everyone from the Gongyin Club was chatting hilariously.Seeing Duan Shu Nangongyan online, she suddenly remembered that she still had a very important piece of information that she hadn't disclosed.
Stretching out and kicking the people beside her, Nangong Yan said hesitantly, "Hey Xu Weikuan, do you know that the silly fisherman is chasing Duan Shu?"
"En." Xu Weikuan didn't even raise his head, and responded casually, obviously not interested in this gossip topic at all.
Nangong Yan moved her face closer, "Then you know, the fisherman is our school teacher!"
"En...en?" Xu Weikuan finally responded, frowning and looking at Nangongyan. You can do whatever you want with Two-dimensional, but you have to pay attention to things involving three dimensions, especially if the object is Duanshu. "Which teacher?"
"Our college's Pei Da is paralyzed, Pei Huailiang." Nangong Yan curled her lips, obviously having a deep grudge against a certain teacher.
Hearing the familiar name, Xu Weikuan quickly flashed a hint of surprise in his eyes, "Are you sure it's him?"
"En! He also said that he wanted a book to warm his bed." Speaking of this, Nangong Yan scratched his face hesitantly, a little embarrassed, "The fisherman frightened me with that paralyzed face, and then I accidentally killed him." Will you cause trouble for Duan Shu?" Duan Shu's private activities in the abandoned factory, as well as various deeds of dating muscular men from time to time and even bringing people home, anyway, he has told everything he knows.Nangong Yan felt guilty, although a man might not be able to bend, but Pei Huailiang stared at him expressionlessly to see if Alexander was there, he was in a trance...
Xu Weikuan closed his laptop and thought for a while, "Let's just say it, and tell him the address of Duan Shu's home."
Uh... Nangong Yan was worried, "Is this not good? If Duan Shu finds out that I was the one who told the secret, he will definitely hunt down and kill me!"
Xu Weikuan smiled lightly, patted him and comforted him: "Don't worry, brother is protecting you."
Nangong Yan: "..."
Are Xu Weikuan and Duan Shu really good brothers?Why did he see schadenfreude in Xu Weikuan's eyes?He must have read it wrong!kindness!How could his Mr. Xu be so kind and friendly that he would cheat his teammates!
Xu Weikuan looked at the time, pulled Nangong Yan trapped in his arm, kissed his face and said, "What time is Yan Xiaoguai now?" He reached out to touch her belly, "It's still bulging, why did you eat so much at night?" .”
Nangong Yan almost irrationally stretched out her hand and scratched her to death, what the hell is going on with that damn disgusting tone!Who forced the young master to drink three bowls of soup during dinner!Nima is full of three bowls!
Turning over and pressing the person under him, Xu Weikuan gnawed at someone's round shoulder with a sullen smile, "Does Xiaoyan feel anything? Take the initiative tonight?"
Nangong Yan stared at Xu Weikuan with a double eyelid expression, pondered for a moment and then nodded slightly, "It feels a little..." Turning over and lying on Xu Weikuan, Nangong Yan moved her face closer to the man's ear under the expectant gaze Breathing out lightly, he murmured like a love story, "I want to pee..."
Xu Weikuan: "..."
Nangong got out of bed and went to the bathroom with an innocent face, full of apology, but in fact, he was so happy inside!Let the dam be so badass to force the young master to drink the big tonic soup!Hahahaha finally regained a victory, happy big Pu Ben!
There was really the sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom, Xu Weikuan only felt a group of crows flying over his head, screaming arrogantly, quack quack quack quack quack...
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On this day, Nangong Yan received a WeChat message from planning pork belly, asking him to go online and post the drama on time at night.This girl is playing Twins again, unexpectedly the first issue of "Nanzhi" and the third issue of "Gang Gang Heist" were released on the same day.Feeling a bit pained, Nangong Yan had a premonition that there would be another battle between true love fans on the cliff tonight.
At [-]:[-], I was in front of the computer on time. I just refreshed the page when the drama broke out.Thinking that Xu Weikuan would not pay attention to such things as drama posts, Nangong Yan decided to show off his love in a sullen manner.
The large-scale overhead historical BL drama "South Branches to Warm and North to Cold" is shockingly released!
Floor 1: Sofa! —— light worry
Floor 2: Take the main character Gongjun to grab the sofa! ——cv Yan Yanyan
Floor 3: Congratulations on the show! - I never called
Floor 4: Sahua ( ̄▽ ̄)o∠※PAN!=.:*:'☆.:*:'★':*——Three layers of pork belly
Floor 5: Whoops!Blind Gods!
Floor 6: Excited to pee!The drama finally started, and I was blinded by the gorgeous posters.
7th floor: The stars in the front row are too shining, let’s take a group photo!
Floor 20: Emma, what did I see! Who is the palace owner on the second floor to grab the sofa with?
Floor 21: Σ(°△°|||)︴Palace Master and the Dark God seem to have a good relationship
Floor 22: Awesome staff, awesome cast, and the production of Lingling Yuyin is a guarantee of quality!
Floor 23: Damn it!Ling Ling Yu Yin actually had twins!Next Door Sticker is another drama of Diablo God!
Floor 24: ed sung by Guoer's silly mother?Is the silly mother planning to come back?Is "Wish For You" hopeful to be over?
Floor 50: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The BGM is so beautiful!
Floor 51: It's so beautiful!The crew gathered by great gods, please accept my knees.
Floor 52: o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o Fisherman’s silly voice is too soft!The ears are getting pregnant!
Floor 99: The dark god and the fisherman's silly mother are so cute!
Floor 100: Guoer Silly Mom's ed is great!
Floor 101: Palace Master, I love you!Don't be too happy to attack yourself!
Floor 102: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!] I can no longer look directly at Yan Shama!Shou Shou's voice brought blood to my face.
Floor 103: It's so tangled, whether the Diablo God will receive the idiot Diaoyuweng or the idiot Liulibusu, each pair has a strong sense of CP.
Floor 104: The third master is Liuli's big brother!Sanliu cp life push!
Floor 105: Damn it!This is a drama post, okay? The cp party is fucked!
Floor 106: The dark god Mingming and Weng Shama are really stunning.The voice line is so good!
Floor 107: Uh, my old lady is confused, I actually think that the palace lord and the dark god are also a good pair...
Floor 108: Hahaha laugh out your abs, are you here to be funny upstairs?Yan silly mother is the recipient of Guoer silly mother.
Floor 109: No matter what, Diablo is my love!
Floor 120: Ever since the palace lord admitted that he was a shou, he really has gone forever on the road of shou, and even accepted Yin...
Floor 121: The girls are so awesome, the dark fish cp building has already been built...
Floor 122: Σ(°△°|||)︴The girl who built the cp building, you are impatient.However, it is about to be evenly matched with the Sanliu cp building.
Floor 123: I'm cute in both groups of CPs, and I've already fainted in the toilet because of the difficulty of choosing, okay!
Floor 124: I think I'm crazy, I think it's very touching for the Palace Master to attack Weng Silly Mom[email protected]@"
Floor 125: There are CP floors in each group of Nima!Sanliu, Anyu, Guoyan, Yanyu, Sansan... the girls are so busy!
Floor 126: Can you listen to dramas well?A good drama post was turned into a mess!
Floor 127: Hehe, the war of tearing up x has kicked off, and the glazed powder and the fisherman's powder in the cp post are pinching up!
Floor 128: Damn it!Even the old black history of a few years ago has been dug out!
Floor 129: Ever since the return of Darkness, the Great God effect has never ceased!It's a mess!
...
Nangong Yan was about to cry when she saw this, she was depressed and cried.He doesn't care who wins or loses in the ending of those fights and gangsters on the Internet, he just can't figure it out, he thinks it's obvious why the rotten girls who have always had a keen sense of smell for Sherlock Holmes are so dull, dare to do it again? Be bold, dare to think more crazy, dare to guess that he is hugging the dark god and sitting on the sofa to show his affection!
It doesn't matter if you mess up the CP, for God's sake, his majestic CP building is always the most unpopular!Is their CP feeling that bad?
Knocking her head against the table, Nangong Yan felt powerless.Do you have to force him to show off to show off his affection and make it obvious for everyone to understand?He can no longer bear the girls making up for his man's brain with more petty feelings. He agreed that Nangong Yan is the only favorite?Sniffing Nangong Yan rekindled her fighting spirit, well, it wasn't the first time she revealed herself anyway.However, how to break the news is also a problem.To simply and rudely say that the Dark Lord is his man?Nangong Yan blushed, hey, that's what Xiaoshou's thoughts are...unfathomable.
So, Nangong Yan, who had been struggling all night, secretly posted a Weibo while Xu Weikuan was in a deep sleep, blushing.As a result, the fans who were watching the palace lord's Weibo at midnight were excited.
cv Yanyanyan V: The dark master has a little trouble, and I also have a boyfriend.Everyone yy should be moderate~~ (shy) (shy) (shy)
Fan 1: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Fan 2: Shit!Zun peed in shock!
Fan 3: Cry to death!Don't ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the reality actually has a small suffering!
Dan Worry: Yo, come out!
Fan 4: Nima must have opened it in the wrong way!
Fan 5: Today, I just got on the dark fish cp and called my mother to graduate!Do you want to be so cruel! (︶︿︶)
Fan 6: The lord of the palace actually attacked the king?Ask for the news!
Fan 7: <( ̄︶ ̄)>Yan Shama’s boyfriend must be Guoer’s idiot!
Fan 8: I'm just curious, how did Mama Yan know that the God of Darkness was affected.
Fan 9: Why is there such a wonderful rush, the master of darkness is the gong, the master of the palace is the shou... God Alu must be thinking too much!
Fan 10: Palace Master Da Da and Diablo are the real CP?Please don't make trouble!
Fan 11: Scared!
Fan 12: What day is it today?There are so many revelations that people can't sleep! (╯-_-)╯╧╧
Fan 13: One or two of the male gods came out of the closet, and the rotten girl expressed that she was so tired and wanted to be gay...
Fan 14: The recipient of the Diablo God's family must be Liuli's silly mother!
Fan 15: I suddenly felt that Sansan cp is also quite a match!
Fan 16: Sanye x Sanyan?Sister, my Sanliu party is determined not to graduate! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Fan 17: Congratulations to Silly Mom for finding true love.In other words, is the silly mother's boyfriend a dark god?
Fan 18: Bet an egg, the palace lord and the dark god have jq!
Fan 19: Although I still can't believe it, Yan Shama's Weibo is so subtle.Bet three three cps together!
Fan 20: No matter what, I hope my mother Yan Sha is happy!
Fan 21: Hahahaha, my natal and male god are a couple, my sister's life is complete!
Fan 22: Congratulations!
Fan 23: Another real cp appeared in the online distribution circle?congratulations!
...
Nangong Yan pursed her lips and snickered, hahaha Although there were a few troublemakers interspersed from time to time, the general trend of the reply was still good.Come out successfully! o(≧ω≦)o Excitedly kicking her legs on the bed still couldn't calm down the excitement, Nangong Yan wanted to roll.Hahahaha, look at the forum post tomorrow, he and Xu Weikuan's cp building cliff will set a new height, killing all non-genuine cards in seconds!Just thinking about Nangong Yan makes me feel that I will lose sleep tonight, Nima is waving a handkerchief to him on the day when she boldly shows her affection~~
Silly laughing under the quilt, he finally woke up the man beside him.Xu Weikuan squinted and stared at him, seeing his little foolishness, he couldn't help but chuckled helplessly, stretched out his long arms and hugged him forcefully, and asked in a lazy voice: "Why are you giggling when you don't sleep? "
Nangong Yan shook his head and didn't speak, rubbing his head against his body, Xu Weikuan rubbed his head, leaned over to nibble on his face and coaxed: "Be good, sleep."
"Can't sleep." Nangong Yan curled up her lips, her eyes were bright with high spirits.
Xu Weikuan yawned and asked in a low voice, "Brother coaxes you to sleep?"
"Okay," Nangong Yan also put her arms around Xu Weikuan's waist, raised her head and asked him, "Do you want to sing me a lullaby?"
"Childish." Xu Weikuan snorted, lowered his head and rubbed the tip of Nangong Yan's nose, and smiled, "Let my brother kiss you, and you will fall asleep after kissing you faint."
"Eh?... Mmm!"
Nangongyan thumped her hands, and slowly closed her eyes to accept it passively.After a long while, he secretly narrowed his eyes to peek at Xu Weikuan, and slowly pulled out an arm to fumble around on the bedside table for a while.
Not suitable for children, turn off the lights!
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The author has something to say: I am thinking about spoofing a song, should I include it in the text?
【"Not Afraid Not Afraid"
HELLO hug me what are you dawdling
It's me
Papa so many chrysanthemums will not hurt anymore
See what after falling in love, I will practice anal contraction skills
I'm not afraid when I see a pervert
My Mr. Xu is the biggest obscene!
Being shy will only make you more embarrassed
Active is brave
Don't be afraid of two people having sex
soap when lubricated sex
I've been doing it for too long and pretended I didn't notice
Butt must be brightly colored
...]
I think I'm crazy!kindness!
☆, 61
The sun was shining brightly outside the window, and the golden sunlight shone into the restaurant, but it couldn't warm someone at the table.Nangong Yan stared at the phone with half a steamed bun in her mouth, her brows furrowed tightly, her air pressure was low and her expression was gloomy.
Imagine that you were excited to show off your skydiving skills, but you were too intoxicated and forgot to open the parachute, and accidentally fell into the pigsty, and gnawed a handful of straw mixed with natural pig manure , and then, another one accidentally got kicked by a pig...
Well, the above tragedies are not enough to describe Nangong Yan's mood at the moment.
Give him a chicken, and Nangongyan in crazy mode can pluck all the chicken feathers in seconds.
Nima said yes, where is the skyscraper cp building between him and Mr. Xu?He was having fun all night, Nima just showed him this when he got up in the morning?
"The male gods are all stripped, what are you waiting for!" "
Reminder: Before reading this post, the author reminds true fans, cp party, and all cv girls, please click the fork if you have low tears. If you are really curious, please prepare the large-capacity super-absorbent diapers first.no thanks.The owner is so caring!
Well, here comes the point.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Sanyan's silly mother broke the news on Weibo.
[Attachment: cv Yan Yan Yan V: The Dark Lord has a little trouble, and I also have a boyfriend.Everyone yy should be moderate~~ (shy) (shy) (shy)]
Double killing with one sword, the two masters came out like this.Before the landlord was shocked by the unexpected truth, all the idiot mothers took off publicly as if they had made an appointment.
[Pain worry: The stupid mother has a little trouble, I also have a boyfriend.Everyone, please feel free to yy~~ (cover your mouth and laugh)]
Well, the Salted Egg Combination has already made jq public, but the imitation of the three-faced body is too subtle, and the host can't help but make a bold guess, that Dan Xiaoshou and Xiansha Mom are a couple, could it be... the palace lord And Diablo too...?
Later, the poster found out that the poster was still broken by Tucson. He thought too much, and the truth was often left at the end.In the early morning, Weng Shama updated Weibo.
[Fishing Weng V: I have someone I like, but the ones I pinched are gone. ]
[I didn’t call it before: It’s so lively today, haha I also suffer, a lot of suffering,
Nangong Yan frowned, biting her chopsticks and lost in thought, feeling that she could not be compared to a dog, she nodded and said, "Okay, I forgive you, I was too impulsive just now."
Thus, Yan Xiaoguai was miraculously comforted.Miraculously, Duan Shu was surprised, and looked at Xu Weikuan in disbelief. The latter ate the noodles calmly. After eating, he put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth. He looked at Duan Shu like alms, and his thin lips moved slightly, "Noodles Hard, not strong."
Duan Shu was stunned: "Huh?"
Nima, this is the point?
Nima's miraculous combination is also... wonderful!
After eating, Nangong Yan lay on the sofa with her bulging stomach to digest, and from time to time she reached out to tease Wang Xiaoguai who was lying at his feet.When Duan Shu desolately cleaned up the restaurant kitchen alone, Nan Gongyan suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly dragged Duan Shu to sit beside him.
Curiously glanced at the lower back, Nangong Yan signaled Duan Shu with her eyes, "Hey, let me see that tattoo on your body!"
Duan Shu leaned back vigilantly, "Why?"
"Do you really know the silly mother of the fisherman?" Nangong Yan laughed, trying not to look so gossip, "Brother Duan let me see, I'm curious what the name of the foolish mother of the fisherman is."
"Hehe!" Duan Shu smiled coldly, "He's called shit, what other curious brother do you have to satisfy you together?"
Tsk tsk tsk, the smell of gunpowder in this tone must have a story!Nangong Yan smiled more innocently and romantically, and said flickeringly: "Brother Duan, don't make trouble, I heard that tattoos are beautiful and have personality, let me open my eyes and appreciate them."
"Do you like it?" Duan Shu also smiled, but it was a superficial smile, "Why don't I take you to get a tattoo so that you can appreciate yourself enough every day?"
"Cut! It's fine if you don't show it." Nangong Yan curled her lips. This road is blocked and another road is opened to the west. She changed the subject and asked, "By the way, Duan Shu, why do you have other people's names tattooed on your body?"
This is an unbearable past event, and if you try to look back, there are only two lines of tears, and the two lines of tears silently shed the three characters "grass mud horse"!
It is said that every well-behaved junior is systematically assigned a black-bellied senior. Duan Shu was very innocent back then, thinking that the amiable and lovely senior brother was a living Lei Feng. This kind of cottage is called high imitation.Comrade Lei Feng has passed away for many years, and the live Lei Feng in stock are all fakes!
Naively said the idea of wanting a cool tattoo, the elder brother was very enthusiastic and took him to a small tattoo shop, and then...then the plot was out of his control.In the mirror, there is no angel's code on his lower back, only three large characters fluttering!All his angry accusations were tragically melted under the faint comfort of the black-bellied senior, who said: "Hey, little book, this is cool."Stab your body in my name, from now on you will be the senior's person~~' So the short paragraph of the book that couldn't get angry bit the senior, well, this is an unfinished story to be continued...
Compared to the gnashing of teeth and distorted face on the side of the statement, Nangong Yan, who was listening, touched his chin with a deep expression. The senior was so smart, he was really dark-bellied... "By the way, what's your senior's name?"
"Calling..." Almost blurted out, Duan Shu coughed lightly as a cover-up, "Calling shit."
"But you said his name is three words." Nangong Yan snickered, there was a big loophole~~
Duan Shu was unmoved, "Oh, then he will be called stinky shit."
Nangong Yan: "..."
Tsk, the grievances are so deep.What to do, he was even more curious about who the black-bellied senior was...
The author has something to say: the more words are less, because I am lazy again... ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭
☆, 60
Taking advantage of the short time after class, Nangong Yan landed on Penguin.
"The Chrysanthemums Blooming in the Garden" crew group
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Good morning, everyone!
Director-Yuyou: Aww!Yan silly mother morning!
Later stage-6699: The palace lord begs for a hug~~ I received a dry voice from a silly mother!
Dragon set-light worry: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a... That part of self-attack and self-sufficiency?
Planning-Pork Belly: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Actors-Pale Worry: Seek the same!
Director-Yuyou: Haha, the Harun family is honored to hear that!The palace lord's great acceptance is truly stunning!
Later stage-6699: Enen, the big and waxy little voice is unbearable, I almost listened to it hard!
Director-Yuyou: Pfft!Xiaojiu you...
Planning-pork belly: Xiaojiudan is determined, and sharing good things with groups is the last word!
Later stage-6699: Okay, I uploaded it, don’t spread it~~
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!Do you think I am dead?Xiaojiu, if you dare to upload it, I will never forgive you!
LATE-6699: Uh...
Director-Yuyou: You are so arrogant!We have already accepted the fact that you are the victim, so why should Mama Yan be so concerned about it.
Planning-pork belly: Wouldn't it be nice to be a beauty in peace?
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn!Even if the young master is a subject in the circle, he is a big hit!How can the image of Gongyin allow you to talk about it!
Dragon set-light worry: awkward bottom-level subject ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Shut up!Isn't it a matter of minutes for me to attack you?
Dragon set-light worry: cough cough, every minute...
Director-Yuyou: Too much information.
Late stage-6699: Dan Xiaoshou quickly grasped the key points.
Dragon Suit Armor: This is why the palace lord has changed so much (→_→)
Planning-Pork Belly: Why are you so honest with your baby teeth...
Dragon set-Dan Worry: So frank, it seems that we are true friends...
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: ╰(‵ ′)╯
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: You little sluts, can you still have fun?
Extras-light worry: unless you last a little longer...
Dragon set B: Hahahaha, give Dan Xiao a thumbs up!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!Grandpa is very long-lasting!
LATE-6699: Who will prove it?
Dragon Suit Armor: I must have called my silly mother at this moment.Silly mother please answer!
LATE-6699: What to do?The palace lord has already received the bottom line in my heart!So anxious, wait online!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it again! !The little master can't stop for a long time!
Late stage-6699: Σ(°△°|||)︴Should I worship the silly mother of the past at this moment!Great physical strength!
Planning-Pork Belly: Emma Guo'er's silly mother deserves to have Brother Diao, awesome!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Convex!hehe!
Director-Yuyou: Tsk, anyway, the palace lord is a subject, it doesn't matter if he lasts long!
Actor-light worry: Husband and wife harmony is very important, please don't make trouble!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Yo, Dan Xiaoshou, you are very insightful?
Actor-light worry: p(# ̄▽ ̄#)o is not as good as one-tenth of the stupid mother...
Later stage-6699: The annual drama, who said that gay honey is subject to it?It's clearly a war of tearing x!
Planning-Pork Belly: Move the bench and watch!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ These respectable people can't stay here anymore!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Get out of the group, get out of the group! (waving) (waving) (waving)
Main character Gong-San Ye: Why are you surfing the Internet?
Director-Yuyou: Ahhhhhhh!
Planning-Pork Belly: ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~ Big big big big god?
Actor-Dan Worry: Huh?Dark Lord!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn it!why are you here!
Main character Gong-San Ye: This is what I want to ask you, aren't you in class?
Planning-Pork Belly: Σ(°△°|||)︴How could the master know that the palace master is in class?
LATE-6699: God Aru!Great God Palace Master, you two really know each other!
Dragon suit armor: I'm so envious of the palace master's bigness, I really want to face the base!
Planning-Pork Belly: Biting a handkerchief, Yinjia also wants to see his silly mother!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Then what, don't you never chat in groups?
Main character Gong-San Ye: Who told you?
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Damn!
Suit B: The tone of the two idiots is familiar, I'm sorry I made up my mind again...
Dragon Suit Armor: Hey~~ The palace lord is such an idiot!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Well, I will fish for a while after class, and I will log off after class.
Main character Gong-San Ye: Well, I'm off to a meeting.
Planning-Pork Belly: Huh?Did the Great God leave so soon?No, ah, can we talk about ten yuan more?
Director-Yuyou: ( ̄_ ̄|||) meaty...
Suit B: A meeting?Is it true that the great god has graduated from the rumors and started a company with his stupid mother?
Director-Yuyou: pia goes upstairs!The second and third dimensions have to be separated, dear!
Late stage-6699: Am I the only one who started cute [-] CP?The Palace Mistress is so obedient and comfortable in front of the Great God!
Director-Yuyou: Ahem, I don't know anything.
Extras-Paint Worry: I have the right to remain silent...
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Hey everyone, Ben Gong is offline too. The next session is the class of the paralyzed handsome man. The handsome man is very handsome, but his heart is too dark...
Planning - Pork Belly: Point the wax.
Dragon suit armor: (>﹏<) The gods come and go in a hurry.
Extras-light worry: post a photo!
Late stage-6699: People also want to see it!
Director-Yuyou: (saliva) Same request!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (___)ノ|Has anyone noticed the modifiers of this palace?You must despair of this face-seeking society!
Main actor Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Facial paralysis?Heart black?
Planning-Pork Belly: Hug, hug Weng Silly Mom.
Late stage-6699: Same thing!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: Enen, you are cold-faced and cold-hearted at a young age!Xiaoye's thesis has been rejected four times!Nima four times!
Director-Yuyou: Haha, the silly mother Yan who vomits bitterness like this is so cute!
Dragon suit B: The teacher is good or bad, the palace master who bullies us is great!Hmph draw circles and curse him!
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: I wish the commander-in-chief Bimu has a girlfriend?
Actor-Pale Worry: Pfft!You bear!
Planning-Pork Belly: The palace master is so ruthless, this is the dead son and the great grandson...
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: 〒▽〒 was the one who bullied others first, so I can't blame Ben Gong for being ruthless!Tsk, let's not talk about going to class.
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: waving~~
...
The class bell just rang, and Nangong Yan was about to exit the interface when she suddenly received a single knock, huh?Idiot fisherman?
Leading Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Very good.
Deputy Gong-Sanyan: (⊙_⊙) Idiot Weng?
Main actor Shou-Diaoyu Weng: Stay after class, let's talk about the topic of cursing.
ha?
Nangong Yan frowned while holding the mobile phone. Did Weng Silly Mom send the message to the wrong person?It's just... What the hell is it to stay behind after class?
He raised his head inadvertently, and his eyes met the cold-faced handsome guy on the podium unbiasedly. Nangong Yan was taken aback, and suddenly goosebumps appeared all over his body, and his eyes widened.
What the hell!
Swallowing her saliva, she looked at the phone in disbelief and then looked at the condensed gaze on her face. Nangong Yan was so frightened that her hands trembled, and the phone flew out of her palm in a curved parabola gracefully, and landed on the aisle one meter away.
Paji!The sound of the cracking of the mobile phone screen was clear and crisp, and it was particularly piercing and ... eye-catching in the quiet classroom.Nangongyan, who was being watched by everyone, couldn't move her stiff hands and feet, her eyes were staring at her paralyzed face in a daze, her brain was still deeply stuck in the shock just now and she couldn't recover for a long time.
The fisherman has a paralyzed face?Professor Pei Da is Weng silly mother?
Nima!The world is too small, how can it be broken if you pinch your feet?
Nangong Yan lowered her head to think, she never thought that the tattoo on the back of Duan Shu turned out to be the name of Facial Paralysis.Pei Huailiang, damn it, will it hurt to have so many strokes tattooed on it?No wonder Duan Shu was squeezed so miserably back then and has yet to avenge his revenge, provoking Professor Pei Da is simply looking for a cry!
Thinking about it in a daze, until the sound of knocking was heard next to her ear, Nangong Yan shook her head suddenly and woke up, looking at Professor Pei standing in front of her in a daze.
Pei Huailiang twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Did you sleep well?"
Subconsciously raised her hand to wipe the saliva from her mouth, Nangong Yan replied in a daze, "It's okay, it's just a little noisy..." She glanced at the classroom only to find that there were only the two of them left. Mr. Mobile, Nangong Yan is really about to cry.Nima broke another one!Think about the days when I reached out to ask Xu Weikuan for money... my internal organs hurt.Men, Chi poor wallet can not be poor have or not.
The small grievances were transferred to the paralyzed Pei in front of him, Nangong Yan sniffled and asked, "Pei cough, where do you live, Weng silly mother?" Is it okay to smash the glass at night? 〒▽〒
Pei Huailiang stared at the person expressionlessly, "Family Building No. 1, Building 1, Floor 12, welcome to climb the windows in the middle of the night."
"..." If you are seen through, it will be even worse!Nangong Yan pretended to be stupid and didn't understand what he said, and said in a close manner: "Haha Weng silly mother is really a coincidence, I didn't expect that silly mother's job is so high, teaching and educating people is really hard."
Pei Huailiang crossed his arms, looked at him coldly, and said indifferently: "It's not hard, I am very happy that I can often abuse students. Who made my heart dark."
Nangong Yan's heart turned cold when she heard the words, and she almost knelt down.Can the brain circuit of Nima, the devil, still communicate well?Weeping and pretending to be pitiful to win sympathy, "Weng silly mother, why do you embarrass me, how did I offend you? We are also considered to have met each other. It is not just fate, why don't you need something small for you?" Ya Anyone who dares to accept gifts will go to the school to report anonymously!
Even though this child is sensible, Pei Huailiang finally showed a warm smile, "I need a bed warmer."
"Cough, cough, cough..." Nangong Yan almost coughed out her lungs when she accidentally choked on her own saliva!He raised his head in disbelief, his face flushed red.Oh, it's too compelling!Taking two steps back without any trace, Nangong Yan waved his hands with a sneer and said: "That Weng Weng, Weng silly mother, I can't!" He already has Mr. Xu from his family.
Pei Huailiang raised his eyebrows, showing disdain, "It's not you."
Eh?
Nangong Yan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly understood something, and shouted in amazement: "Could it be... Duan Shu?"
**
When Xu Weikuan returned home from get off work, he was treated with presidential-level courtesy. He was flattered and looked around the room vigilantly. Everything was normal, so...he was abnormal.
Xu Weikuan grabbed the attentive person who brought him food halfway across the table, motioned him to sit down honestly, and asked calmly, "Tell me, what's the matter." Be careful of wild cats when the sky is dry and things are dry.If there is nothing unusual about his little wild cat, wouldn't the four dishes and one soup on the table become a decoration?If you don't have anything to show courteousness, it's either sex or seduction!
Nangong Yan tried her best to smile, her little face almost turned into a flower. She reached out her hand to take out her mobile phone from her pocket and shook it at the man opposite, "The previous mobile phone is broken, so I replaced it with a new one." latest style.The four big brands couldn't keep up with Nangong Yan's speed of changing mobile phones.As the saying goes, eating other people's mouths is short, for Nangong Yan who is being taken care of by the young master of the Xu family, it hurts to swipe other people's chrysanthemum...
Xu Weikuan didn't care, and nodded casually, "As long as you are happy." This guy owed him, just pay it off on the bed.
Nima!Whatever makes him happy is fine!Nangong Yan wanted to throw the table.He is not good at all, only good chrysanthemums are really good!Why did he cook a table of dishes for three hours!Isn't it just to summon the little spirit beast with four dishes and one soup to awaken a certain man's conscience, with one purpose: can you do it less tonight?
Xu Weikuan slowly picked up the bowl and took a sip of the hot soup, the taste was not bad.Glancing at someone who was looking forward to Ai Ai opposite, there was a deep smile in his eyes.Rescuing him in a good mood from the miserable melancholy, he raised the topic and asked: "Why did the phone break, did you hit a tree while walking?"
Nangong Yan: "..." Heartbroken.Has his IQ already been negative in the eyes of Mr. Xu?Has the agreed high IQ and EQ been turned into spring mud to protect flowers and crops mixed with cow dung?
The aura around him was sluggish, and a bowl of hot soup suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. Nangong Yan was almost moved to tears, but his family, Mr. Xu, still felt sorry for him.As soon as he took a sip of it with both hands, Xu Weikuan said warmly in his unique deep voice: "Be careful and drink slowly, this soup strengthens yang and nourishes kidney."
Fuck!What the hell is the sudden change in the painting style in the second half of the sentence!
Nangong Yan trembled and almost threw the bowl out, hesitating to swallow the soup in his mouth.Please, please don't say such shameful things with such a magnetic bass!Also, can he still drink this soup? (┬_┬)
After dinner, Nangong Yan had a stomach ache after eating.
One person holds a laptop on the bed, Xu Weikuan is busy with work, while Nangong Yan is purely bored.After playing the game for a while, I ran to the penguin colony, and everyone from the Gongyin Club was chatting hilariously.Seeing Duan Shu Nangongyan online, she suddenly remembered that she still had a very important piece of information that she hadn't disclosed.
Stretching out and kicking the people beside her, Nangong Yan said hesitantly, "Hey Xu Weikuan, do you know that the silly fisherman is chasing Duan Shu?"
"En." Xu Weikuan didn't even raise his head, and responded casually, obviously not interested in this gossip topic at all.
Nangong Yan moved her face closer, "Then you know, the fisherman is our school teacher!"
"En...en?" Xu Weikuan finally responded, frowning and looking at Nangongyan. You can do whatever you want with Two-dimensional, but you have to pay attention to things involving three dimensions, especially if the object is Duanshu. "Which teacher?"
"Our college's Pei Da is paralyzed, Pei Huailiang." Nangong Yan curled her lips, obviously having a deep grudge against a certain teacher.
Hearing the familiar name, Xu Weikuan quickly flashed a hint of surprise in his eyes, "Are you sure it's him?"
"En! He also said that he wanted a book to warm his bed." Speaking of this, Nangong Yan scratched his face hesitantly, a little embarrassed, "The fisherman frightened me with that paralyzed face, and then I accidentally killed him." Will you cause trouble for Duan Shu?" Duan Shu's private activities in the abandoned factory, as well as various deeds of dating muscular men from time to time and even bringing people home, anyway, he has told everything he knows.Nangong Yan felt guilty, although a man might not be able to bend, but Pei Huailiang stared at him expressionlessly to see if Alexander was there, he was in a trance...
Xu Weikuan closed his laptop and thought for a while, "Let's just say it, and tell him the address of Duan Shu's home."
Uh... Nangong Yan was worried, "Is this not good? If Duan Shu finds out that I was the one who told the secret, he will definitely hunt down and kill me!"
Xu Weikuan smiled lightly, patted him and comforted him: "Don't worry, brother is protecting you."
Nangong Yan: "..."
Are Xu Weikuan and Duan Shu really good brothers?Why did he see schadenfreude in Xu Weikuan's eyes?He must have read it wrong!kindness!How could his Mr. Xu be so kind and friendly that he would cheat his teammates!
Xu Weikuan looked at the time, pulled Nangong Yan trapped in his arm, kissed his face and said, "What time is Yan Xiaoguai now?" He reached out to touch her belly, "It's still bulging, why did you eat so much at night?" .”
Nangong Yan almost irrationally stretched out her hand and scratched her to death, what the hell is going on with that damn disgusting tone!Who forced the young master to drink three bowls of soup during dinner!Nima is full of three bowls!
Turning over and pressing the person under him, Xu Weikuan gnawed at someone's round shoulder with a sullen smile, "Does Xiaoyan feel anything? Take the initiative tonight?"
Nangong Yan stared at Xu Weikuan with a double eyelid expression, pondered for a moment and then nodded slightly, "It feels a little..." Turning over and lying on Xu Weikuan, Nangong Yan moved her face closer to the man's ear under the expectant gaze Breathing out lightly, he murmured like a love story, "I want to pee..."
Xu Weikuan: "..."
Nangong got out of bed and went to the bathroom with an innocent face, full of apology, but in fact, he was so happy inside!Let the dam be so badass to force the young master to drink the big tonic soup!Hahahaha finally regained a victory, happy big Pu Ben!
There was really the sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom, Xu Weikuan only felt a group of crows flying over his head, screaming arrogantly, quack quack quack quack quack...
( ̄_ ̄|||)
On this day, Nangong Yan received a WeChat message from planning pork belly, asking him to go online and post the drama on time at night.This girl is playing Twins again, unexpectedly the first issue of "Nanzhi" and the third issue of "Gang Gang Heist" were released on the same day.Feeling a bit pained, Nangong Yan had a premonition that there would be another battle between true love fans on the cliff tonight.
At [-]:[-], I was in front of the computer on time. I just refreshed the page when the drama broke out.Thinking that Xu Weikuan would not pay attention to such things as drama posts, Nangong Yan decided to show off his love in a sullen manner.
The large-scale overhead historical BL drama "South Branches to Warm and North to Cold" is shockingly released!
Floor 1: Sofa! —— light worry
Floor 2: Take the main character Gongjun to grab the sofa! ——cv Yan Yanyan
Floor 3: Congratulations on the show! - I never called
Floor 4: Sahua ( ̄▽ ̄)o∠※PAN!=.:*:'☆.:*:'★':*——Three layers of pork belly
Floor 5: Whoops!Blind Gods!
Floor 6: Excited to pee!The drama finally started, and I was blinded by the gorgeous posters.
7th floor: The stars in the front row are too shining, let’s take a group photo!
Floor 20: Emma, what did I see! Who is the palace owner on the second floor to grab the sofa with?
Floor 21: Σ(°△°|||)︴Palace Master and the Dark God seem to have a good relationship
Floor 22: Awesome staff, awesome cast, and the production of Lingling Yuyin is a guarantee of quality!
Floor 23: Damn it!Ling Ling Yu Yin actually had twins!Next Door Sticker is another drama of Diablo God!
Floor 24: ed sung by Guoer's silly mother?Is the silly mother planning to come back?Is "Wish For You" hopeful to be over?
Floor 50: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The BGM is so beautiful!
Floor 51: It's so beautiful!The crew gathered by great gods, please accept my knees.
Floor 52: o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o Fisherman’s silly voice is too soft!The ears are getting pregnant!
Floor 99: The dark god and the fisherman's silly mother are so cute!
Floor 100: Guoer Silly Mom's ed is great!
Floor 101: Palace Master, I love you!Don't be too happy to attack yourself!
Floor 102: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!] I can no longer look directly at Yan Shama!Shou Shou's voice brought blood to my face.
Floor 103: It's so tangled, whether the Diablo God will receive the idiot Diaoyuweng or the idiot Liulibusu, each pair has a strong sense of CP.
Floor 104: The third master is Liuli's big brother!Sanliu cp life push!
Floor 105: Damn it!This is a drama post, okay? The cp party is fucked!
Floor 106: The dark god Mingming and Weng Shama are really stunning.The voice line is so good!
Floor 107: Uh, my old lady is confused, I actually think that the palace lord and the dark god are also a good pair...
Floor 108: Hahaha laugh out your abs, are you here to be funny upstairs?Yan silly mother is the recipient of Guoer silly mother.
Floor 109: No matter what, Diablo is my love!
Floor 120: Ever since the palace lord admitted that he was a shou, he really has gone forever on the road of shou, and even accepted Yin...
Floor 121: The girls are so awesome, the dark fish cp building has already been built...
Floor 122: Σ(°△°|||)︴The girl who built the cp building, you are impatient.However, it is about to be evenly matched with the Sanliu cp building.
Floor 123: I'm cute in both groups of CPs, and I've already fainted in the toilet because of the difficulty of choosing, okay!
Floor 124: I think I'm crazy, I think it's very touching for the Palace Master to attack Weng Silly Mom[email protected]@"
Floor 125: There are CP floors in each group of Nima!Sanliu, Anyu, Guoyan, Yanyu, Sansan... the girls are so busy!
Floor 126: Can you listen to dramas well?A good drama post was turned into a mess!
Floor 127: Hehe, the war of tearing up x has kicked off, and the glazed powder and the fisherman's powder in the cp post are pinching up!
Floor 128: Damn it!Even the old black history of a few years ago has been dug out!
Floor 129: Ever since the return of Darkness, the Great God effect has never ceased!It's a mess!
...
Nangong Yan was about to cry when she saw this, she was depressed and cried.He doesn't care who wins or loses in the ending of those fights and gangsters on the Internet, he just can't figure it out, he thinks it's obvious why the rotten girls who have always had a keen sense of smell for Sherlock Holmes are so dull, dare to do it again? Be bold, dare to think more crazy, dare to guess that he is hugging the dark god and sitting on the sofa to show his affection!
It doesn't matter if you mess up the CP, for God's sake, his majestic CP building is always the most unpopular!Is their CP feeling that bad?
Knocking her head against the table, Nangong Yan felt powerless.Do you have to force him to show off to show off his affection and make it obvious for everyone to understand?He can no longer bear the girls making up for his man's brain with more petty feelings. He agreed that Nangong Yan is the only favorite?Sniffing Nangong Yan rekindled her fighting spirit, well, it wasn't the first time she revealed herself anyway.However, how to break the news is also a problem.To simply and rudely say that the Dark Lord is his man?Nangong Yan blushed, hey, that's what Xiaoshou's thoughts are...unfathomable.
So, Nangong Yan, who had been struggling all night, secretly posted a Weibo while Xu Weikuan was in a deep sleep, blushing.As a result, the fans who were watching the palace lord's Weibo at midnight were excited.
cv Yanyanyan V: The dark master has a little trouble, and I also have a boyfriend.Everyone yy should be moderate~~ (shy) (shy) (shy)
Fan 1: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Fan 2: Shit!Zun peed in shock!
Fan 3: Cry to death!Don't ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the reality actually has a small suffering!
Dan Worry: Yo, come out!
Fan 4: Nima must have opened it in the wrong way!
Fan 5: Today, I just got on the dark fish cp and called my mother to graduate!Do you want to be so cruel! (︶︿︶)
Fan 6: The lord of the palace actually attacked the king?Ask for the news!
Fan 7: <( ̄︶ ̄)>Yan Shama’s boyfriend must be Guoer’s idiot!
Fan 8: I'm just curious, how did Mama Yan know that the God of Darkness was affected.
Fan 9: Why is there such a wonderful rush, the master of darkness is the gong, the master of the palace is the shou... God Alu must be thinking too much!
Fan 10: Palace Master Da Da and Diablo are the real CP?Please don't make trouble!
Fan 11: Scared!
Fan 12: What day is it today?There are so many revelations that people can't sleep! (╯-_-)╯╧╧
Fan 13: One or two of the male gods came out of the closet, and the rotten girl expressed that she was so tired and wanted to be gay...
Fan 14: The recipient of the Diablo God's family must be Liuli's silly mother!
Fan 15: I suddenly felt that Sansan cp is also quite a match!
Fan 16: Sanye x Sanyan?Sister, my Sanliu party is determined not to graduate! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Fan 17: Congratulations to Silly Mom for finding true love.In other words, is the silly mother's boyfriend a dark god?
Fan 18: Bet an egg, the palace lord and the dark god have jq!
Fan 19: Although I still can't believe it, Yan Shama's Weibo is so subtle.Bet three three cps together!
Fan 20: No matter what, I hope my mother Yan Sha is happy!
Fan 21: Hahahaha, my natal and male god are a couple, my sister's life is complete!
Fan 22: Congratulations!
Fan 23: Another real cp appeared in the online distribution circle?congratulations!
...
Nangong Yan pursed her lips and snickered, hahaha Although there were a few troublemakers interspersed from time to time, the general trend of the reply was still good.Come out successfully! o(≧ω≦)o Excitedly kicking her legs on the bed still couldn't calm down the excitement, Nangong Yan wanted to roll.Hahahaha, look at the forum post tomorrow, he and Xu Weikuan's cp building cliff will set a new height, killing all non-genuine cards in seconds!Just thinking about Nangong Yan makes me feel that I will lose sleep tonight, Nima is waving a handkerchief to him on the day when she boldly shows her affection~~
Silly laughing under the quilt, he finally woke up the man beside him.Xu Weikuan squinted and stared at him, seeing his little foolishness, he couldn't help but chuckled helplessly, stretched out his long arms and hugged him forcefully, and asked in a lazy voice: "Why are you giggling when you don't sleep? "
Nangong Yan shook his head and didn't speak, rubbing his head against his body, Xu Weikuan rubbed his head, leaned over to nibble on his face and coaxed: "Be good, sleep."
"Can't sleep." Nangong Yan curled up her lips, her eyes were bright with high spirits.
Xu Weikuan yawned and asked in a low voice, "Brother coaxes you to sleep?"
"Okay," Nangong Yan also put her arms around Xu Weikuan's waist, raised her head and asked him, "Do you want to sing me a lullaby?"
"Childish." Xu Weikuan snorted, lowered his head and rubbed the tip of Nangong Yan's nose, and smiled, "Let my brother kiss you, and you will fall asleep after kissing you faint."
"Eh?... Mmm!"
Nangongyan thumped her hands, and slowly closed her eyes to accept it passively.After a long while, he secretly narrowed his eyes to peek at Xu Weikuan, and slowly pulled out an arm to fumble around on the bedside table for a while.
Not suitable for children, turn off the lights!
o (* //// ▽ //// *) q
The author has something to say: I am thinking about spoofing a song, should I include it in the text?
【"Not Afraid Not Afraid"
HELLO hug me what are you dawdling
It's me
Papa so many chrysanthemums will not hurt anymore
See what after falling in love, I will practice anal contraction skills
I'm not afraid when I see a pervert
My Mr. Xu is the biggest obscene!
Being shy will only make you more embarrassed
Active is brave
Don't be afraid of two people having sex
soap when lubricated sex
I've been doing it for too long and pretended I didn't notice
Butt must be brightly colored
...]
I think I'm crazy!kindness!
☆, 61
The sun was shining brightly outside the window, and the golden sunlight shone into the restaurant, but it couldn't warm someone at the table.Nangong Yan stared at the phone with half a steamed bun in her mouth, her brows furrowed tightly, her air pressure was low and her expression was gloomy.
Imagine that you were excited to show off your skydiving skills, but you were too intoxicated and forgot to open the parachute, and accidentally fell into the pigsty, and gnawed a handful of straw mixed with natural pig manure , and then, another one accidentally got kicked by a pig...
Well, the above tragedies are not enough to describe Nangong Yan's mood at the moment.
Give him a chicken, and Nangongyan in crazy mode can pluck all the chicken feathers in seconds.
Nima said yes, where is the skyscraper cp building between him and Mr. Xu?He was having fun all night, Nima just showed him this when he got up in the morning?
"The male gods are all stripped, what are you waiting for!" "
Reminder: Before reading this post, the author reminds true fans, cp party, and all cv girls, please click the fork if you have low tears. If you are really curious, please prepare the large-capacity super-absorbent diapers first.no thanks.The owner is so caring!
Well, here comes the point.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Sanyan's silly mother broke the news on Weibo.
[Attachment: cv Yan Yan Yan V: The Dark Lord has a little trouble, and I also have a boyfriend.Everyone yy should be moderate~~ (shy) (shy) (shy)]
Double killing with one sword, the two masters came out like this.Before the landlord was shocked by the unexpected truth, all the idiot mothers took off publicly as if they had made an appointment.
[Pain worry: The stupid mother has a little trouble, I also have a boyfriend.Everyone, please feel free to yy~~ (cover your mouth and laugh)]
Well, the Salted Egg Combination has already made jq public, but the imitation of the three-faced body is too subtle, and the host can't help but make a bold guess, that Dan Xiaoshou and Xiansha Mom are a couple, could it be... the palace lord And Diablo too...?
Later, the poster found out that the poster was still broken by Tucson. He thought too much, and the truth was often left at the end.In the early morning, Weng Shama updated Weibo.
[Fishing Weng V: I have someone I like, but the ones I pinched are gone. ]
[I didn’t call it before: It’s so lively today, haha I also suffer, a lot of suffering,
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